Shade: Ok. I'm putting me and Fade into this second episode. We also get to see where Joey works, and Tea comes into the plot.
Mai will come in later to, as... nah, can't say. Tristan is pre-occupied trying to pass the 1st grade. Bakura and Rex will
will come in soon, and so will Weevil will come (in creepy voice) baack from the graave! Nah...
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh. Wow. First time since episode 6 of Yami-Ball-Z (the original and the best!) I only had to
write one show.
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Yugi: Goddamn it... no-one coming in...
(Tea walks in)
Tea: You open babe?
Yugi: Always open for you...
(Kaiba appears at the door)
Kaiba: (to OC [off camera]) Yo! Silent Mokuba! Theres gonna be some naked people in here in 5 minutes! (Silent Mokubas head
appears as well)
Yugi: Frigg off dudes.
Tea: (to Yugi) Wanna close the door for 5 minutes?
Kaiba: Hell yeah!
Yugi: I said frigg off!
Kaiba: Aww... paleeeease?
Tea: Kaiba...
Kaiba: Damn! Looks like we're gonna have to go to the video store tonight bro.
(Yami walks in)
Yami: Hey better half. Look, thought you might want a present, so here. (Gives Yugi a book)
Yugi: The Kama Sutra?!?
Yami: You know... (looks at Tea then Yugi. Tea then Yugi. Tea, Yugi. Tea, Yugi.)
Yugi: Thanxs dude! (gives Yami a hug)
Yami: Its ok. Later! Going out to see Mako Tsunami!
Yugi: You mean that bum who has never been in the cool storys of...
(Shade and Fade walk in)
Shade: Shade. Not Fade. He does jack all for this sh*t.
Fade: The what?
(Kaiba runs in)
Kaiba: Dude! Shade! Can you hook me up with some chick? I mean, me and Silent Mokuba did share Mai-
(Yugi cracks)
Yugi: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!
(everyone stares)
Yugi: I mean, continue. Heh heh heh. Come Tea. To the back room with this book! (holds Teas hand and they go out back and
lock the door)
Kaiba: O...................K. Anyway, just I want to do a chick up the butt like I did with Mai-
(Yugis dulled down voice comes through the walls)
Yugi: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!
Kaiba: The f*ck is wrong with him?
Yami: Maybe I hog the bed to much...
(everyone stares at Yami)
Yami: You're sick, you know that? You're ALL SICK! He's not gay! Of course he's not gay! Christ!
Shade: You didn't mention yourself there.
Yami: Umm... gotta run. (runs out of the store)
(The back door opens. Yugi comes out with his clothes on back to front and his hair mussed up. Tea walks out with flushed
cheeks and has a look of ecstacy)
Tea: Hee hee hee... (looks at Yugi) hi... (rubs her head on his shoulder)
Yugi: (smiles at her) Yeah... (kisses her forehead)
Shade: O..............K. Can I borrow that book?
Fade: Yeah, me to!
Kaiba: I don't think it has and masturbation techniques dude.
Shade: Call! (they hi-five)
Fade: (pulls out a katana) You will die Kaiba! Yah! (He leaps in the air with his katana)
Silent Mokuba: (runs in) SETO! NO!
(Time freezes Matrix style)
Fade: He... he spoke?
Kaiba: (slaps his own forehead) Damn it! You ruined our gimmic!
Shade: Oh god. You just had to do it. You had to speak.
Silent no longer Mokuba: Oh come on.
Shade: Ok, he spoke before.
Red XIII: When?
Fade: (still in the air with katana drawn) What the f*ck are you doing here?
Red XIII: You seen Yami?
Shade: Yeah, what you want with him?
Kaiba: Yeah, you want him to ram you up the butt or somethin'? You two an item?
Red XIII: Umm... gotta run! (runs out of the door)
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Is Yami Yugi actually gay? (Yami: Umm... gotta run! [runs out of story]
Did Silent no longer Mokuba actually make love to Mai? (Yugi: MAAAAAAAAAAAAI!)
And what position did Yugi do on Tea? (Yugi: Pg 52.)
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-GT!
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Shade: Read and reveiw. Say if you hate it. I think that it will be more serious than Yami-Ball-Z, but with the occasional
bit of lunacy. Kay?
Mai will come in later to, as... nah, can't say. Tristan is pre-occupied trying to pass the 1st grade. Bakura and Rex will
will come in soon, and so will Weevil will come (in creepy voice) baack from the graave! Nah...
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh. Wow. First time since episode 6 of Yami-Ball-Z (the original and the best!) I only had to
write one show.
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Yugi: Goddamn it... no-one coming in...
(Tea walks in)
Tea: You open babe?
Yugi: Always open for you...
(Kaiba appears at the door)
Kaiba: (to OC [off camera]) Yo! Silent Mokuba! Theres gonna be some naked people in here in 5 minutes! (Silent Mokubas head
appears as well)
Yugi: Frigg off dudes.
Tea: (to Yugi) Wanna close the door for 5 minutes?
Kaiba: Hell yeah!
Yugi: I said frigg off!
Kaiba: Aww... paleeeease?
Tea: Kaiba...
Kaiba: Damn! Looks like we're gonna have to go to the video store tonight bro.
(Yami walks in)
Yami: Hey better half. Look, thought you might want a present, so here. (Gives Yugi a book)
Yugi: The Kama Sutra?!?
Yami: You know... (looks at Tea then Yugi. Tea then Yugi. Tea, Yugi. Tea, Yugi.)
Yugi: Thanxs dude! (gives Yami a hug)
Yami: Its ok. Later! Going out to see Mako Tsunami!
Yugi: You mean that bum who has never been in the cool storys of...
(Shade and Fade walk in)
Shade: Shade. Not Fade. He does jack all for this sh*t.
Fade: The what?
(Kaiba runs in)
Kaiba: Dude! Shade! Can you hook me up with some chick? I mean, me and Silent Mokuba did share Mai-
(Yugi cracks)
Yugi: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!
(everyone stares)
Yugi: I mean, continue. Heh heh heh. Come Tea. To the back room with this book! (holds Teas hand and they go out back and
lock the door)
Kaiba: O...................K. Anyway, just I want to do a chick up the butt like I did with Mai-
(Yugis dulled down voice comes through the walls)
Yugi: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!
Kaiba: The f*ck is wrong with him?
Yami: Maybe I hog the bed to much...
(everyone stares at Yami)
Yami: You're sick, you know that? You're ALL SICK! He's not gay! Of course he's not gay! Christ!
Shade: You didn't mention yourself there.
Yami: Umm... gotta run. (runs out of the store)
(The back door opens. Yugi comes out with his clothes on back to front and his hair mussed up. Tea walks out with flushed
cheeks and has a look of ecstacy)
Tea: Hee hee hee... (looks at Yugi) hi... (rubs her head on his shoulder)
Yugi: (smiles at her) Yeah... (kisses her forehead)
Shade: O..............K. Can I borrow that book?
Fade: Yeah, me to!
Kaiba: I don't think it has and masturbation techniques dude.
Shade: Call! (they hi-five)
Fade: (pulls out a katana) You will die Kaiba! Yah! (He leaps in the air with his katana)
Silent Mokuba: (runs in) SETO! NO!
(Time freezes Matrix style)
Fade: He... he spoke?
Kaiba: (slaps his own forehead) Damn it! You ruined our gimmic!
Shade: Oh god. You just had to do it. You had to speak.
Silent no longer Mokuba: Oh come on.
Shade: Ok, he spoke before.
Red XIII: When?
Fade: (still in the air with katana drawn) What the f*ck are you doing here?
Red XIII: You seen Yami?
Shade: Yeah, what you want with him?
Kaiba: Yeah, you want him to ram you up the butt or somethin'? You two an item?
Red XIII: Umm... gotta run! (runs out of the door)
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Is Yami Yugi actually gay? (Yami: Umm... gotta run! [runs out of story]
Did Silent no longer Mokuba actually make love to Mai? (Yugi: MAAAAAAAAAAAAI!)
And what position did Yugi do on Tea? (Yugi: Pg 52.)
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-GT!
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Shade: Read and reveiw. Say if you hate it. I think that it will be more serious than Yami-Ball-Z, but with the occasional
bit of lunacy. Kay?