Shade: This is going better than I thought... Hitoki wrote a comment I didn't really like. I quote from the reveiwing board:
"Wahey! Shade + Fade, your perverted fanfics rule! Ya-hey!". Ahem. I do not think this is "perverted". I think this is art.

Fade: Yeah, and if you read episode 13 of Yami-Ball-Z, my name is NOT Morgan. It is Fade. Literally.

Shade: No. And my name is Simon Wolf. Thank you! I am not embarassed by my true name, unlike MORGAN!

Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh. Or Blue Submarine No.6
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(Yami runs back into the store with a familiar girl from Blue Submarine No.6)

Yami: Hi. This is my girlfriend Koni.

Koni: Umm... where am I?

Yugi: (still flushed from the back room fun with Tea) Hi...

Kaiba: Sh*t, she fine.

Koni: You better believe it.

Tea: Umm...

Koni: Yeah?

Tea: Here. Go to the back room. (passes the Kama Sutra to Koni) Try page 52.

Koni: Kay. C'mon Yami! (she drags him to the back room and locks the door)

Yugi: TEA! I wanted to try page 65. Looked fun.

Kaiba: Goddamn! When do I get some of the action?

Shade: When you do somethin' cool.

Kaiba: I know! Want some... (puts hands behind his beanie and pulls out some plastic bags with substances in them) snoochie-
boochie-noochies?

Fade: Yum! (sniffs some) YUM!

Shade: This is not worthy of action.

Kaiba: C'mon! Please (does puppy dog eyes) Paleeeease?

Shade: Aww... no.

Silent Mokuba: (mime laughs)

Kaiba: Shutup!

(Joey walks in)

Joey: 'Sup?

Yugi: Hey.

Joey: So...

Yugi: So... (he rubs his shoulder)

Kaiba: Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Shade: Shutup!

(Mai walks in)

Mai: Hi.

Joey:...

Tea: Hey.

Yugi: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI!

Mai: Oh, hi Yugi.

Yugi: Hello Mai. What do you want?

Mai: I want your love. Make love to me Yugi! Please! I need your gigantic p-

Tea: THATS ENOUGH!

Mai: He loves me more.

Yugi: Umm... no. I love Tea.

Mai: Please Yugi!

Yugi: Ok. Lets threesome.

Tea and Mai: Threesome?

(Pegasus walks in)

Pegasus: Helloo, little Yugi.

Joey: Pegasus!

Pegasus: Oh, hi little Joey.

(Tristan walks in)

Tristan: I got an A on my picture! (he shows a scribble which resembles a teddy bear)

Tea: Go Tristan!

Mai: Go Tristan!

Yugi: Go threesome!

(The backroom door opens. Koni steps out wearing nothing but a towel. Yami is wearing nothing.)

Pegasus: (looking at Yamis' groin) Did you just have a cold shower?

Yami: Shutup!

Koni: (passes back the Kama Sutra to Tea) Love page 52. Thanks.

Tea: Told ya!

Yami: See? I am not gay!

Koni: I wouldn't be so sure about that... (whispers to Tea) He was so shy...

Tea: (whispers to Koni) Probably a virgin...

Yami: I am not a virgin!

Koni: (whispers to Tea) He wanted SOOOO many blow jobs...

Tea: (whispers to Koni) Thats nothing. Yugi wanted to lick my... you know...

Yugi: I did not!
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Will Yugi get his threesome?
Will Kaiba get some action?
And will we find out more of Yugi and Yamis sick fetishes?
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-GT!
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Shade: Ok, that was adimitidly a bit perverted... but I didn't like the reveiw still.