Shade: Yami-Ball-GT No.4. Never realised how popular our fics have gotten, even tho' we ain't on no-ones favourites lists
thank you very much. My friend here has just gotten into 'Sailor Moon', so he talks like those moral lessons at the the end of
the episodes now. BTW, I may have had a liddle bit of VitaFresh before I wrote this.
Fade: You know, writing fics can be tough, but you always need to have friends and good reveiwers to fall back on when you have
no ideas. I have Shade here, and of course Lady Lavender, Ruki Lee/Rika Wong 'Oh my virgin eyes'... But never insult your friends
in fan fics. Shade 'n' Fade says!
Shade: Holy sh*t.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh or Blue Submarine No.6 or Sailor Moon. The leather was shot in the line of duty, defending his
leathery kind from his enemys.
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Yugi: C'mon Tea. Threesome. Mai, you don't mind?
Mai: Of course not!
Tea: I don't know...
Yami: Can I join?
Yugi, Tea and Mai: NO!
Koni: C'mon Yami! (they walk away)
Joey: Wasn't Yami wearing nothing?
(Yami runs back in)
Yami: OH, GREAT TIMEING! (runs into back room)
Kaiba: Shade! I want a chick!
Fade: C'mon dude! Give him some action!
Shade: Fine.
Kaiba: Can Silent Mokuba have one too?
Shade: Yes. Yes he can. Ha ha ha (booming laugh) BWAHAHAHAHA!
Kaiba: I don't like the sound of that...
(Bakura walks in)
Bakura: Hi guys!
Tristan: Hey Bakura!
Tea: Hi Bakura...
Yami: (from behind wall) BAKURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Kaiba: Not again!
Bakura: Yami?!?
(Yami comes out of the back room fully clothed)
Yami: Hello Bakura nice to see you love the outfit look at the time you gotta go bye!
Bakura: This isn't about the laxitive incident still, right?
Yami: No. Of course not. Why should I remember the laxative incident?
Kaiba: I see where this is going...
Shade: Here's your chicks... Silent Mokuba, meet Sailor Moon!
(Sailor Moon bursts in the door, in full Sailor Scout costume)
Sailor Moon: Hi!
(Silent Mokuba is doing a happy dance and smiling ear to ear)
Kaiba: Sick! Wheres my chick?
Shade: BWAHAHAHAHA! Kaiba, meet... Luna!
(Luna walks in)
Luna: Meow! Can't wait till tonight!
Kaiba: You're f*ckin' me, right?
Shade: Nope. Hee hee hee...
(Luna is rubbing up and down on Kaibas legs)
Kaiba: This is a dream. This has got to be a dream.
Fade: More like a nightmare.
Yami: More like a gay porn film filled with chicks with d*cks.
Kaiba: How can you do this to me man? Shade, I gave you VitaFresh... dude.
Shade: Oh well.
Yugi: Can I have my threesome?
Mai: Lets go!
Tea: Hold on! (grabs the Kama Sutra) Lets go!
(Tea, Mai and Yugi walk into the back room. The door is locked)
Kaiba: Do we get any details?
Shade: No. Now that Jessica is reading this sh*t, I can't be perverted anymore.
Fade: When do I get a chick?
Shade: In real life? Try... CATHY SHARPE! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Fade: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Kaiba: Who is Cathy Sharpe?
Shade: Just some chick who Fade lost his virginity to. She left in the middle of the night a la 'American Pie'.
Fade: I have never spoke to her since.
Shade: Except for that time in Sex Ed when you and her had to-
(Yugi is cut of by sounds of orgasms from the back room)
Kaiba: Man is that Yugi lucky...
Luna: Not as lucky as you tonight... meow!
Kaiba: Oh god... wheres Mokuba?
Joey: Behind the counter.
(Joey points at the counter where Yugi usually stands)
Tristan: I gotta go to school! Bye!
(Tristan exits)
Pegasus: Why am I still here?
(Pegasus exits)
Bakura: Anyone want to hear about the laxative incident?
Joey, Kaiba and Fade: (waving energeticly) I DO!
Shade: Yeah, whatever. (takes a puff of his cigarette [thanks to Hiyami from Blue 6 for that great line])
Bakura: But first, I want Joey to count backwards from 100 in only prime numbers!
Joey: 97, 89, 83, 79, 73-
Bakura: OK, no one likes a wise ass! Anyway, I had really bad constipation, that means I couldn't crap. So-
Yami: He took a laxative, end of story. Anyone for Monoply?
(more orgasms in the back room)
Bakura: Ah, no. Anyway, one night Yami was giving me a butt ram, and thats when I crapped.
Joey, Kaiba and Fade: Eeeew!
Shade: Heh. (takes a puff)
(Sailor Moon pops up from behind the counter naked)
Sailor Moon: Thats sick!
(Silent Mokuba pulls Serena back down behind the counter)
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Will Yugi get more orgasms?
Will Kaiba make love to Luna?
And will Jessica dump me after reading the entire Yami-Ball saga? (Jess: I love you all the same Simon)
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-GT!
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Shade: I just wanna say keep reveiwing people! I also want to say that I LOVE YOU JESSICA! Keep sending ideas in!
thank you very much. My friend here has just gotten into 'Sailor Moon', so he talks like those moral lessons at the the end of
the episodes now. BTW, I may have had a liddle bit of VitaFresh before I wrote this.
Fade: You know, writing fics can be tough, but you always need to have friends and good reveiwers to fall back on when you have
no ideas. I have Shade here, and of course Lady Lavender, Ruki Lee/Rika Wong 'Oh my virgin eyes'... But never insult your friends
in fan fics. Shade 'n' Fade says!
Shade: Holy sh*t.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh or Blue Submarine No.6 or Sailor Moon. The leather was shot in the line of duty, defending his
leathery kind from his enemys.
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Yugi: C'mon Tea. Threesome. Mai, you don't mind?
Mai: Of course not!
Tea: I don't know...
Yami: Can I join?
Yugi, Tea and Mai: NO!
Koni: C'mon Yami! (they walk away)
Joey: Wasn't Yami wearing nothing?
(Yami runs back in)
Yami: OH, GREAT TIMEING! (runs into back room)
Kaiba: Shade! I want a chick!
Fade: C'mon dude! Give him some action!
Shade: Fine.
Kaiba: Can Silent Mokuba have one too?
Shade: Yes. Yes he can. Ha ha ha (booming laugh) BWAHAHAHAHA!
Kaiba: I don't like the sound of that...
(Bakura walks in)
Bakura: Hi guys!
Tristan: Hey Bakura!
Tea: Hi Bakura...
Yami: (from behind wall) BAKURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Kaiba: Not again!
Bakura: Yami?!?
(Yami comes out of the back room fully clothed)
Yami: Hello Bakura nice to see you love the outfit look at the time you gotta go bye!
Bakura: This isn't about the laxitive incident still, right?
Yami: No. Of course not. Why should I remember the laxative incident?
Kaiba: I see where this is going...
Shade: Here's your chicks... Silent Mokuba, meet Sailor Moon!
(Sailor Moon bursts in the door, in full Sailor Scout costume)
Sailor Moon: Hi!
(Silent Mokuba is doing a happy dance and smiling ear to ear)
Kaiba: Sick! Wheres my chick?
Shade: BWAHAHAHAHA! Kaiba, meet... Luna!
(Luna walks in)
Luna: Meow! Can't wait till tonight!
Kaiba: You're f*ckin' me, right?
Shade: Nope. Hee hee hee...
(Luna is rubbing up and down on Kaibas legs)
Kaiba: This is a dream. This has got to be a dream.
Fade: More like a nightmare.
Yami: More like a gay porn film filled with chicks with d*cks.
Kaiba: How can you do this to me man? Shade, I gave you VitaFresh... dude.
Shade: Oh well.
Yugi: Can I have my threesome?
Mai: Lets go!
Tea: Hold on! (grabs the Kama Sutra) Lets go!
(Tea, Mai and Yugi walk into the back room. The door is locked)
Kaiba: Do we get any details?
Shade: No. Now that Jessica is reading this sh*t, I can't be perverted anymore.
Fade: When do I get a chick?
Shade: In real life? Try... CATHY SHARPE! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Fade: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Kaiba: Who is Cathy Sharpe?
Shade: Just some chick who Fade lost his virginity to. She left in the middle of the night a la 'American Pie'.
Fade: I have never spoke to her since.
Shade: Except for that time in Sex Ed when you and her had to-
(Yugi is cut of by sounds of orgasms from the back room)
Kaiba: Man is that Yugi lucky...
Luna: Not as lucky as you tonight... meow!
Kaiba: Oh god... wheres Mokuba?
Joey: Behind the counter.
(Joey points at the counter where Yugi usually stands)
Tristan: I gotta go to school! Bye!
(Tristan exits)
Pegasus: Why am I still here?
(Pegasus exits)
Bakura: Anyone want to hear about the laxative incident?
Joey, Kaiba and Fade: (waving energeticly) I DO!
Shade: Yeah, whatever. (takes a puff of his cigarette [thanks to Hiyami from Blue 6 for that great line])
Bakura: But first, I want Joey to count backwards from 100 in only prime numbers!
Joey: 97, 89, 83, 79, 73-
Bakura: OK, no one likes a wise ass! Anyway, I had really bad constipation, that means I couldn't crap. So-
Yami: He took a laxative, end of story. Anyone for Monoply?
(more orgasms in the back room)
Bakura: Ah, no. Anyway, one night Yami was giving me a butt ram, and thats when I crapped.
Joey, Kaiba and Fade: Eeeew!
Shade: Heh. (takes a puff)
(Sailor Moon pops up from behind the counter naked)
Sailor Moon: Thats sick!
(Silent Mokuba pulls Serena back down behind the counter)
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Will Yugi get more orgasms?
Will Kaiba make love to Luna?
And will Jessica dump me after reading the entire Yami-Ball saga? (Jess: I love you all the same Simon)
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-GT!
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Shade: I just wanna say keep reveiwing people! I also want to say that I LOVE YOU JESSICA! Keep sending ideas in!