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Chapter Two – And That's How Uranus Got It's Name.
[One Week Later]
The four demons, that are evil demons, have arrived in Sunnydale (or valley of the sun as it would be called in the great land of Yorkshire) to find the amulet of Thebes and bring about the destruction of the world. However the forces of good have not been idle during that time. They have been preparing day and night for the up-and-coming day of reckoning.
"Change the channel." Said Buffy.
"No, you change the channel." Replied Dawn.
"For the love of God would one of you please change the channel. I am getting an urge to buy that damn knife." Said a frightened Xander.
Author's Note: Okay maybe I lied. So sue me.
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In an appropriately evil setting the four evil demons discussed their evil plan. Did I mention how evil they are? Okay good. Just checking. Because they are evil. Very evil. Really very evil.
"So how the hell are we going to get this Amulet thing?" Said the first evil demon.
"We can't dig it out. It is buried too deep." Added the second evil demon.
"Maybe there is some such of spell that would enable us to get it?" Asked the third evil demon.
"The spell would have to be discreet." Answered the fourth evil demon.
Author's note: Okay from now on the evil demons will be called ed1, ed2 and so on. This will probably confuse you but I don't really care. I am a very lazy man. Okay, back to the story.
"Why discreet?" Said Ed3.
"We don't want anyone to know what we are doing?" Replied Ed4.
"Like who?" Said Ed2.
"How about the Slayer?" Answered Ed4.
"Oh." Said the three other evil demons with one voice.
"Yeah, oh. We need to be as discreet as possible. This is one of the best Slayers for a long time. She is legendary. We cannot do anything that will raise suspicion. She must only know what we are doing until it is too late. Until we are ready to strike." Said Ed4
"Is she really that good?" Questioned Ed1.
"She could be plotting to attack us at this very moment for all we know." Replied Ed4
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"So that is your plan of attack?" Asked Xander.
"It can't be done. It's impossible." Said Dawn.
Xander continued with his questioning, "Won't they figure out what you are doing?"
"It is too dangerous." Said Dawn.
Buffy had a stern look in her eyes and replied, "I have to do it."
She took a minute to compose herself then took something out of her bag and walked forward.
"How may I help you?" Said a sales assistant
"I would like to return this video." Said Buffy while handing him the video that was in her hand.
He took it and scanned it through the computer, "Okay, that will be…." He stopped in mid-sentence. "Wait a minute."
Buffy shifted her feet and looked at the floor.
"This video hasn't been rewound." Continued the sales assistant.
"I know. It wasn't my fault, I was in a hurry, and there was an emergency." Said Buffy
"I'm sorry but that is an additional two dollars."
Buffy paid for the video and the fine then left the store.
"Did they notice?" Asked Xander.
"Yeah, I got a two dollar fine."
"Two dollars?" Said Dawn in a high-pitched voice.
Buffy turned to Xander, "I think you owe me a dollar towards it."
"Me?" He replied.
"Yeah, remember. You say they wouldn't notice and not to bother."
"I say a lot of things. It's not my fault if you listen to me."
"Come on, pay up."
Xander reached for his wallet, got out a dollar and handed it to Buffy. "I can't believe it. The first time someone does what I say and it costs me money."
"Maybe this should teach you a lesson." Buffy saw Xander's confused expression so she continued, "Like don't give out bad advice."
"No I don't think that is it." Replied Xander.
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"So this is your plan?" Said Ed1.
"Yes." Replied Ed4.
"Are you sure it is going to work?" Said Ed2.
"For the last time, it is going to work. We conjure up a series of earthquakes that creates hole in the ground where the Amulet is located. That way we don't have to do any digging." Explained Ed4.
"But what about the Slayer?" Asked Ed3.
"What about her?" Replied Ed4.
"Won't she realise what we are doing?" Continued Ed3.
The other three evil demons let out an evil laugh at this comment.
"What?" Said a bewildered Ed3.
"We're in California. Home of the earthquakes." Said Ed4.