Disclaimer: Some of the characters in this fic may have the same names with
other anime that you might've heard before. So please don't think otherwise
Author's note~ Hello minna-san! This is my new Saiyuki fic "The Oak Restaurant". I'll like to inform all the readers that I'll be changing my style of writing my fics. It's kinda troublesome using this sign * to do their actions. So I'm going to do it the normal, non dialogue way. Okay? Hope you enjoy it =^_^=
The Oak Restaurant ~Menu one~
" Harahetta! Harahetta! Harahetta!" Goku continued all the way. He didn't think of anything else but food, food and food.
Gojyo, who has been keeping silence during the whole trip, didn't say a single word yet. Listening to the chibi saru's voice and phrase irritated him even more than ever but he still tried to keep silence until they reached the next town. The more Goku complained that he was hungry. The more Gojyo became frustrated and soon he exploded.
"URUSAI BAKA SARU!"
Goku looked at Gojyo with his big saru eyes. " Eh?"
"I've been keeping my patience all this long to your whining saru voice and I can't stand it anymore! So just shut up already!" yelled the frustrated kappa.
Hakkai smiled " That's good"
Gojyo looked at Hakkai with a confused face "What's good?"
" I thought you were sick since you didn't argue with Goku ever since we got on the road" explained Hakkai with his gentle loving voice.
" It isn't like you Gojyo. Be quiet doesn't suit an ero kappa" Goku smiled happily.
Gojyo looked angrily at Goku and started punching him " What do you mean by that, baka saru?"
" Ero kappas are noisy!"
"Baka sarus are noisier!"
" Ero kappas are even nosier!"
"Baka sarus are even even noisier!"
" Ero kappas are even even even noisier!"
"Shut up!!! Both of you are equally noisy!!!" shouted Sanzo as he whacked Goku and Gojyo on their heads with the paper fan.
" Itei..." went the pain-headed demons.
" It's so peaceful as usual," Hakkai said.
A few minutes later, Goku continued saying that he was hungry but again Gojyo kept silence. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Gojyo thought over and over. As he thought over and over, he finally decided to take action but before he could yell at Goku. A piece of paper slapped Gojyo on his face.
Goku started laughing at Gojyo " Horny paper face water monster. Horny paper face water monster. Horny paper face water monster." Goku continued.
Gojyo listened to the annoying saru and plucked a leaf from a tree that they passed over. Then he stuffed the leaf inside Goku's mouth and teased " Leaf eating baka saru. Leaf eating baka saru. Leaf eating baka saru"
During that time, Gojyo still had the piece of paper on his face but he was still able to tease Goku without any problems. Hakkai noticed the paper on Gojyo's face and took it off. Then he stopped driving so there wouldn't be any accidents while he was reading the paper while driving.
" Hakkai, what are you doing? You should leave it on his face so I wouldn't have to see his ugly irritating and horny face," said Sanzo gloomily.
" Nanda to, corrupted monk?" said Gojyo as soon as he heard Sanzo's insult about him.
As Gojyo and Sanzo insult each other, Goku felt left out. He looked at Hakkai, who was reading the piece of paper, and asked him sweetly "Nani? Nani? Kore wa nani, Hakkai?"
Hakkai smiled at Goku and answered him " This? It's about a newly opened restaurant called 'the Oak Restaurant'. It's quite close to the location where we're heading. Do you wan to go?"
Goku cheered happily when he heard about the news Hakkai told him " Iku iku! I want to go. Sanzo, can we go?"
Sanzo sighed heavily " Let me see that paper, Hakkai!" Sanzo took the paper from Hakkai and read what it said. It was a newly opened Restaurant called 'The Oak Restaurant'. and so on and so on. " Where is this place?"
" It's close to our destination"
" Okay, then we'll have a look at this place"
"Yay, I hope they have delicious food"
"I hope they have beautiful waitresses"
And so, they continued they're journey to the newly opened restaurant that was in the town where they had to pass to get to the west. When they reached the town, Goku was the first one to get off the jeep. The reason why he was the first to get off was, because he wanted to get to the restaurant to eat, eat and eat. But before he could get to anywhere, Gojyo grabbed him by the collar.
" Baka saru, where the hell do you think you're going to?" said Gojyo with one of his hand pushing the hair that was messing around his face away.
Goku tried moving but he couldn't move at all "Hanase yo, kono ero kappa!"
" Gojyo, you should let Goku go. You know how he acts when it comes to food. Besides I want to get something to eat too" said the sweet polite Hakkai.
"Hai. Hai" said Gojyo and he let Goku go after listening to Hakkai's advice. Poor little Goku fell down on his butt. Ouch, that's gotta hurt.
Sanzo looked around the town that was full with people walking here and there. Then, wondered where the Oak restaurant was. As he continued to walk, he suddenly bumped into someone. It was little demon that was the same age as Goku. He had olive brown eyes, long light purple hair that was tied up, black cat ears and a black tail. He wore a sleeveless purple top with a silver badge in the middle and he had chainless shackles on his hand and legs.
" Wa~ ri," apologise the little neko.
Sanzo wondered why nobody was afraid of a demon running around the town.
" Sore jya na," said the little neko as he wanted to run away from Sanzo.
Sanzo grab the chibi neko's tied up hair and asked " Oi, why aren't the people in this town running away from you?"
Hakkai, Gojyo and Goku heard Sanzo talking to the chibi neko and went towards them.
" Who's your friend?" teased Gojyo as he put one of his arms on Hakkai's shoulder.
"You shouldn't tease Gojyo," advised Hakkai as the kappa continued laughing.
" He's not my friend!" yelled Sanzo and he let go the chibi neko's hair. As soon as Sanzo did that, the chibi neko quickly ran away into the crowded crowd where he couldn't be seen anymore.
" Damn, that baka neko ran away. Gojyo, you bring bad luck wherever you go,"
"What're you talking about, you corrupted monk?"
Again, Sanzo and Gojyo start insulting each other but this time Goku broke them up by asking Sanzo something stupid.
" Sanzo, who's that guy? Sugoi ne? He had purple hair!" Goku said happily and jumped around.
Sanzo ignored Goku and whacked him on the head without saying anything. Goku held his head in pain with tears in his eyes and Gojyo continued teasing Goku. All those interruptions, gave Hakkai enough time to find the Oak Restaurant.
" Ano minna-san, I found the Oak Restaurant," Hakkai told his companions and pointed at the restaurant, which wasn't really far from where they stood. Sanzo, Gojyo and Goku stop what they were doing and followed Hakkai inside the restaurant.
There wasn't anybody inside when they went in. They sat on the chairs of table 9. They noticed that all the workers of the Oak Restaurant were demons. The workers didn't seem to have a demonic killing smell at all. They were more like human types of demons.
" It's weird, that this place is full of demons," said Hakkai, as he looked at all the workers.
Sanzo agreed with Hakkai " They don't look like ordinary demons,"
" Then it means they're wearing control devices, right?" asked Goku as he held the menu, forward and backward.
" Baka, they wouldn't look like demons if they were wearing control devices," said Gojyo with a cigarette in his mouth.
As they were discussing about the restaurant's workers, a waitress finally came to them to take their orders. "Sorry for keeping you waiting sirs. Can I take your order?" she asked them politely, like all waitresses will.
Of course, Goku was the one who ordered everything. After, ordering what he wanted, the waitress smiled at him " Okay, I'll bring your order as soon as possible. Bye," and she waved goodbye to Goku but before she left, Gojyo cornered her.
" So, what's your name?" he asked her in his you're-a-perfect-match-for-me voice.
She smiled at him with a sweat drop and answered the ero kappa's question. " I'm Sakura, and you are?"
"I'm Gojyo. Sha Gojyo," Gojyo told her.
Sakura stared at him weirdly and quickly said" I'm very busy now, so please wait for your order. Bye," She quickly ran inside the kitchen, looking really scared. The workers noticed and laughed at Gojyo who went back to his seat.
Hakkai looked at Gojyo and smiled" Judging from that waitress' looks. She must be very scared of you,"
" What?"
Sanzo sighed and said" I'm sure she hates kappas like you,"
"Darn you!"
"I'm still hungry but I can wait since that onee-chan is so nice," said Goku cheerfully.
" Hai, hai onee-chan! Table 9, right?"
That voice suddenly caught their attention because it sounded so familiar. When they looked around, they found out that it was the voice of the chibi neko who ran away from Sanzo earlier ago.
The chibi neko noticed and remembered them after he saw Sanzo's blonde hair. " Omae tachi!" he shouted and pointed at all of them who were seating at the table that he was suppose to bring the food to.
The chibi neko quickly jump up and down while calling Sakura over and over. Sakura came out of the kitchen with a rolled up newspaper to hit the chibi neko on the head if he did anything wrong.
" Oni! Did you annoy another customer away again by playing with them?" Sakura said as soon as she came out. "Huh? Nobody left? That's good,"
"Left?" all of them said confusedly.
"It was Oni's fault, each time a customer left because Oni loves playing with the customers which was by annoying them. Actually, I can't blame him since he's still very young and very curious. Still, it's cruel for such a young demon to wear shackles," explained Sakura as she looked at Oni who was together with Goku, eating the food. "By the way, Oni, why were you so afraid of these man, that you had to call me?"
" That blonde oji-san pulled my hair and asked me a hard question," explained the chibi neko as he pointed at Sanzo, who felt annoyed with the way Oni called him 'oji-san'.
"Oni? Doesn't that mean 'Devil'?" asked Gojyo as he look at Oni too.
"I know, it's such an evil name for such a naïve child," said Sakura sadly.
" I have a question for you. Why aren't the people around here afraid of you demons and especially Oni who was running around the town?" asked Hakkai curiously.
Sakura didn't know what to say so she just kept silence.
"Judging from your looks, you don't even know the reason," sighed Sanzo as he laid his chin on his right hand.
Sakura blushed with what Sanzo said because what he said was true. She didn't know why either.
Goku looked at Sakura and asked" Ne, nee-chan. Can we stay here for the night?" Sakura smiled at Goku and nodded her head. Seeing Sakura's smile towards Goku made Oni felt a little jealous.
After all the workers left, Sanzo's party, Sakura and Oni were still inside the restaurant since it was raining heavily, Goku and Oni fell asleep on a rug on the floor. Hakkai and Sanzo were sleeping while sitting on their chair. As for Sakura, she was cleaning the place up. Gojyo tired again to see if he was able to get Sakura's attention. Again, he cornered her but this time he asked another question.
" Do you have any guy in your mind?"
"Nani sore?"
"I mean, do you have a boyfriend?''
" Well?"
Just then, the door was kicked down before Gojyo could make his move. The loud sound of the door woke Sanzo and Hakkai up, but Goku and Oni were still sleeping. There were two guys wearing coats that were all soaked by the rain.
"Assassins?" o _o,,
"Yare yare desu ne?" ^_^`
"Too much work,"-_-*
Author's note ~I guess that's all for this chapter or should I say menu. I hope you like it since I'm not really good at describing characters. Anyway, please review this chapter/menu. San ki you ne = ^_^ =
Author's note~ Hello minna-san! This is my new Saiyuki fic "The Oak Restaurant". I'll like to inform all the readers that I'll be changing my style of writing my fics. It's kinda troublesome using this sign * to do their actions. So I'm going to do it the normal, non dialogue way. Okay? Hope you enjoy it =^_^=
The Oak Restaurant ~Menu one~
" Harahetta! Harahetta! Harahetta!" Goku continued all the way. He didn't think of anything else but food, food and food.
Gojyo, who has been keeping silence during the whole trip, didn't say a single word yet. Listening to the chibi saru's voice and phrase irritated him even more than ever but he still tried to keep silence until they reached the next town. The more Goku complained that he was hungry. The more Gojyo became frustrated and soon he exploded.
"URUSAI BAKA SARU!"
Goku looked at Gojyo with his big saru eyes. " Eh?"
"I've been keeping my patience all this long to your whining saru voice and I can't stand it anymore! So just shut up already!" yelled the frustrated kappa.
Hakkai smiled " That's good"
Gojyo looked at Hakkai with a confused face "What's good?"
" I thought you were sick since you didn't argue with Goku ever since we got on the road" explained Hakkai with his gentle loving voice.
" It isn't like you Gojyo. Be quiet doesn't suit an ero kappa" Goku smiled happily.
Gojyo looked angrily at Goku and started punching him " What do you mean by that, baka saru?"
" Ero kappas are noisy!"
"Baka sarus are noisier!"
" Ero kappas are even nosier!"
"Baka sarus are even even noisier!"
" Ero kappas are even even even noisier!"
"Shut up!!! Both of you are equally noisy!!!" shouted Sanzo as he whacked Goku and Gojyo on their heads with the paper fan.
" Itei..." went the pain-headed demons.
" It's so peaceful as usual," Hakkai said.
A few minutes later, Goku continued saying that he was hungry but again Gojyo kept silence. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Gojyo thought over and over. As he thought over and over, he finally decided to take action but before he could yell at Goku. A piece of paper slapped Gojyo on his face.
Goku started laughing at Gojyo " Horny paper face water monster. Horny paper face water monster. Horny paper face water monster." Goku continued.
Gojyo listened to the annoying saru and plucked a leaf from a tree that they passed over. Then he stuffed the leaf inside Goku's mouth and teased " Leaf eating baka saru. Leaf eating baka saru. Leaf eating baka saru"
During that time, Gojyo still had the piece of paper on his face but he was still able to tease Goku without any problems. Hakkai noticed the paper on Gojyo's face and took it off. Then he stopped driving so there wouldn't be any accidents while he was reading the paper while driving.
" Hakkai, what are you doing? You should leave it on his face so I wouldn't have to see his ugly irritating and horny face," said Sanzo gloomily.
" Nanda to, corrupted monk?" said Gojyo as soon as he heard Sanzo's insult about him.
As Gojyo and Sanzo insult each other, Goku felt left out. He looked at Hakkai, who was reading the piece of paper, and asked him sweetly "Nani? Nani? Kore wa nani, Hakkai?"
Hakkai smiled at Goku and answered him " This? It's about a newly opened restaurant called 'the Oak Restaurant'. It's quite close to the location where we're heading. Do you wan to go?"
Goku cheered happily when he heard about the news Hakkai told him " Iku iku! I want to go. Sanzo, can we go?"
Sanzo sighed heavily " Let me see that paper, Hakkai!" Sanzo took the paper from Hakkai and read what it said. It was a newly opened Restaurant called 'The Oak Restaurant'. and so on and so on. " Where is this place?"
" It's close to our destination"
" Okay, then we'll have a look at this place"
"Yay, I hope they have delicious food"
"I hope they have beautiful waitresses"
And so, they continued they're journey to the newly opened restaurant that was in the town where they had to pass to get to the west. When they reached the town, Goku was the first one to get off the jeep. The reason why he was the first to get off was, because he wanted to get to the restaurant to eat, eat and eat. But before he could get to anywhere, Gojyo grabbed him by the collar.
" Baka saru, where the hell do you think you're going to?" said Gojyo with one of his hand pushing the hair that was messing around his face away.
Goku tried moving but he couldn't move at all "Hanase yo, kono ero kappa!"
" Gojyo, you should let Goku go. You know how he acts when it comes to food. Besides I want to get something to eat too" said the sweet polite Hakkai.
"Hai. Hai" said Gojyo and he let Goku go after listening to Hakkai's advice. Poor little Goku fell down on his butt. Ouch, that's gotta hurt.
Sanzo looked around the town that was full with people walking here and there. Then, wondered where the Oak restaurant was. As he continued to walk, he suddenly bumped into someone. It was little demon that was the same age as Goku. He had olive brown eyes, long light purple hair that was tied up, black cat ears and a black tail. He wore a sleeveless purple top with a silver badge in the middle and he had chainless shackles on his hand and legs.
" Wa~ ri," apologise the little neko.
Sanzo wondered why nobody was afraid of a demon running around the town.
" Sore jya na," said the little neko as he wanted to run away from Sanzo.
Sanzo grab the chibi neko's tied up hair and asked " Oi, why aren't the people in this town running away from you?"
Hakkai, Gojyo and Goku heard Sanzo talking to the chibi neko and went towards them.
" Who's your friend?" teased Gojyo as he put one of his arms on Hakkai's shoulder.
"You shouldn't tease Gojyo," advised Hakkai as the kappa continued laughing.
" He's not my friend!" yelled Sanzo and he let go the chibi neko's hair. As soon as Sanzo did that, the chibi neko quickly ran away into the crowded crowd where he couldn't be seen anymore.
" Damn, that baka neko ran away. Gojyo, you bring bad luck wherever you go,"
"What're you talking about, you corrupted monk?"
Again, Sanzo and Gojyo start insulting each other but this time Goku broke them up by asking Sanzo something stupid.
" Sanzo, who's that guy? Sugoi ne? He had purple hair!" Goku said happily and jumped around.
Sanzo ignored Goku and whacked him on the head without saying anything. Goku held his head in pain with tears in his eyes and Gojyo continued teasing Goku. All those interruptions, gave Hakkai enough time to find the Oak Restaurant.
" Ano minna-san, I found the Oak Restaurant," Hakkai told his companions and pointed at the restaurant, which wasn't really far from where they stood. Sanzo, Gojyo and Goku stop what they were doing and followed Hakkai inside the restaurant.
There wasn't anybody inside when they went in. They sat on the chairs of table 9. They noticed that all the workers of the Oak Restaurant were demons. The workers didn't seem to have a demonic killing smell at all. They were more like human types of demons.
" It's weird, that this place is full of demons," said Hakkai, as he looked at all the workers.
Sanzo agreed with Hakkai " They don't look like ordinary demons,"
" Then it means they're wearing control devices, right?" asked Goku as he held the menu, forward and backward.
" Baka, they wouldn't look like demons if they were wearing control devices," said Gojyo with a cigarette in his mouth.
As they were discussing about the restaurant's workers, a waitress finally came to them to take their orders. "Sorry for keeping you waiting sirs. Can I take your order?" she asked them politely, like all waitresses will.
Of course, Goku was the one who ordered everything. After, ordering what he wanted, the waitress smiled at him " Okay, I'll bring your order as soon as possible. Bye," and she waved goodbye to Goku but before she left, Gojyo cornered her.
" So, what's your name?" he asked her in his you're-a-perfect-match-for-me voice.
She smiled at him with a sweat drop and answered the ero kappa's question. " I'm Sakura, and you are?"
"I'm Gojyo. Sha Gojyo," Gojyo told her.
Sakura stared at him weirdly and quickly said" I'm very busy now, so please wait for your order. Bye," She quickly ran inside the kitchen, looking really scared. The workers noticed and laughed at Gojyo who went back to his seat.
Hakkai looked at Gojyo and smiled" Judging from that waitress' looks. She must be very scared of you,"
" What?"
Sanzo sighed and said" I'm sure she hates kappas like you,"
"Darn you!"
"I'm still hungry but I can wait since that onee-chan is so nice," said Goku cheerfully.
" Hai, hai onee-chan! Table 9, right?"
That voice suddenly caught their attention because it sounded so familiar. When they looked around, they found out that it was the voice of the chibi neko who ran away from Sanzo earlier ago.
The chibi neko noticed and remembered them after he saw Sanzo's blonde hair. " Omae tachi!" he shouted and pointed at all of them who were seating at the table that he was suppose to bring the food to.
The chibi neko quickly jump up and down while calling Sakura over and over. Sakura came out of the kitchen with a rolled up newspaper to hit the chibi neko on the head if he did anything wrong.
" Oni! Did you annoy another customer away again by playing with them?" Sakura said as soon as she came out. "Huh? Nobody left? That's good,"
"Left?" all of them said confusedly.
"It was Oni's fault, each time a customer left because Oni loves playing with the customers which was by annoying them. Actually, I can't blame him since he's still very young and very curious. Still, it's cruel for such a young demon to wear shackles," explained Sakura as she looked at Oni who was together with Goku, eating the food. "By the way, Oni, why were you so afraid of these man, that you had to call me?"
" That blonde oji-san pulled my hair and asked me a hard question," explained the chibi neko as he pointed at Sanzo, who felt annoyed with the way Oni called him 'oji-san'.
"Oni? Doesn't that mean 'Devil'?" asked Gojyo as he look at Oni too.
"I know, it's such an evil name for such a naïve child," said Sakura sadly.
" I have a question for you. Why aren't the people around here afraid of you demons and especially Oni who was running around the town?" asked Hakkai curiously.
Sakura didn't know what to say so she just kept silence.
"Judging from your looks, you don't even know the reason," sighed Sanzo as he laid his chin on his right hand.
Sakura blushed with what Sanzo said because what he said was true. She didn't know why either.
Goku looked at Sakura and asked" Ne, nee-chan. Can we stay here for the night?" Sakura smiled at Goku and nodded her head. Seeing Sakura's smile towards Goku made Oni felt a little jealous.
After all the workers left, Sanzo's party, Sakura and Oni were still inside the restaurant since it was raining heavily, Goku and Oni fell asleep on a rug on the floor. Hakkai and Sanzo were sleeping while sitting on their chair. As for Sakura, she was cleaning the place up. Gojyo tired again to see if he was able to get Sakura's attention. Again, he cornered her but this time he asked another question.
" Do you have any guy in your mind?"
"Nani sore?"
"I mean, do you have a boyfriend?''
" Well?"
Just then, the door was kicked down before Gojyo could make his move. The loud sound of the door woke Sanzo and Hakkai up, but Goku and Oni were still sleeping. There were two guys wearing coats that were all soaked by the rain.
"Assassins?" o _o,,
"Yare yare desu ne?" ^_^`
"Too much work,"-_-*
Author's note ~I guess that's all for this chapter or should I say menu. I hope you like it since I'm not really good at describing characters. Anyway, please review this chapter/menu. San ki you ne = ^_^ =