Shade: Ok, this story is getting odd. In the true spirit of lunacy, I'm letting the Koreans do most of this episode!

Koreans: Hooray!

Fade: Don't get to excited...

Disclaimer: We don't own Yugioh.
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Joey: Why... do you not let me live...? (gets kicked by everyone in the store) Oh god...

Yami: Ok, can we not kick him?

Shade: Kay, lets kick you!

Yami: No!

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The Koreans enter
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Yami: Let's all kick Shade and Fade! They are soft and pooey! (everyone kicks Shade and Fade, even themselves)

Shade: Ow!

Fade: Oh Tea! Kick me there again!

Tea: Oh Yugi! Make love to me!

Fade: I want to get in on the Kaiba and Luna love! Threesome! (he runs into backroom)

Jess: I love you much better Korean dude! You are so much better then Shade, who is pooey!

Shade: No!!! I love you Jess!

(Jess is making out with Korean dude)

Jess: You are so good! Mmm!

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Oh screw this! They will die!
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Jess: (slaps down Korean dude) You suck! (everyone starts kicking him)

Korean: I am so sorry Shade 'n' Fade! You are much better then I! I will write no more 'bout you and Jess!

Shade: Ok, but I warn you... (pulls out his katana) Or you will suffer the same fate as Kaiba in episode 17 of Yami-Ball-Z...

Korean: Kay!

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Strike 1... second innings...
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Kaiba: I am such a baka-baka! Baka-baka-baka-baka-baka-baka-baka-baka-baka-baka-baka-baka-baka-baka-baka-baka-baka!

Luna: Yeah! Meow!

Yami: It's time to duel!

Yugi: Lets eat leather! (everyone eats leather apart from Shade and Jess) Yummy!

Korean Dude: Lets dance naked!! (disco ball comes down. Everyone is there including the nurse, the guy in american hat and bear
who drives [how can this be?])

Yugi: Go low Joey!

(Joey goes under a flaming limbo stick)

Joey: Oh! I burnt off my pubic hair! (Shade: THATS SICK!)

Shade: (to Jess) You want a number 69?

Jess: Yes! But I want to eat some rice while you are doing it!

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You had a second chance...
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(everyone is kicking Korean dude)

Korean Dude: Ow! That hurts!

Shade: You had a second chane. One more tho'. But three strikes... (pulls out katana) ...and you're out. Get it?

Korean Dude: Kay!

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No.3...
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(everyone is still naked and dancing)

Yugi: Let's have a quickie Tea!

Tea: Kay! (they start making love)

Fade: I want a blow-blow!

Serena: Kay! (she starts giving him a blow-blow)

Yami: I am all alone...

Bakura: Not for long! (he starts ramming him up the butt)

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THAT DOES IT!
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Shade: Yah! (does a horizontal slash across Korean Dudes belly)

Korean Dude: Uh... (looks down. Blood is slowly trickling out) No... not now... (he yells in pain as his guts and more blood
fall out of his wound) ARGH!

Shade: You... you deserved it...

Other Korean Dude: No! My brother!

Fade: Are you refering to him as your genetic/step-brother, or as the black brother as in 'Yo, 'sup my nigger sh*t brother?'

Other Korean Dude: Umm... err...

Korean Dude: Tell my sister that... that... I love her... AS A SISTER YOU SICK FREAKS!

Fade: I am so sorry on behalf of Shade and myself...

Korean Dude: Goodbye...
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Is this the end of the Korean Dudes?
Is this the mark of a new horizen of seirousness for the series?
And when will I get to say more than 4 lines?
Find out next time of Yami-Ball-Z!
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Shade: Okay, this is getting wierd... BTW, 'Yugioh: The Bank Robbery' is a Shade 'n' Fade fic! Please read if you are a true
fan!

Fade: Yeah!