Author's note~ Hi everyone! I'm back! I think this fic is really making everyone boring so maybe I should make it even more humorous. Okay? So please, enjoy this fic.

The Oak Restaurant~ Recipe 2

"Yuusuke-kun! Haru- chan! What're you doing here so late?"

Gojyo stared confusedly at Sakura then he stared confusedly at the two wet man by the name of Yuusuke and Haru. Hakkai smiled and acted lay back since he knew that these two men might be workers of the restaurant. As for Sanzo, he tried to wake Goku and Oni up by kicking them hardly and it worked.

"Nani? Nani?" cried the chibi saru and the chibi neko in their sleepy voices.

"Sorry we're late and wet," said Haru in a mellow tone though he looked as if he was a punk since he had many piercing on his ears (only 2 on each ear) and his top hair was all white while his bottom hair was all black. He wore a black choker and his outfit was a sleeveless black top and jeans. " Oni? Sakura?"

"Haru nii-chan!" cheered Oni and he hugged Haru. Gojyo smiled in disgust. Seeing guys hugging was too disgusting for him. Goku followed Hakkai by smiling and waving at the just arrived guest. Sanzo stood at a corner and ignored them.

"Damn, I'm all wet! It started raining after we came back from shopping!" said Yuusuke, the silver-headed demon with blood red eyes. He had a black headband tied around his forehead and a one sided ruby earring pierced on his right ear. " Ah? Who the hell are this guys?"

"Yuusuke oji-san!" greeted Oni, who received a knock on the head by Yuusuke.

"Don't call me oji-san, baka neko. I'm still young!"

Sakura gave them a welcomed back greeting by giving them both hugs. Gojyo noticed that either one of them might be Sakura's guy. After Sakura was done greeting them, Gojyo tapped her shoulder and asked "Are one of this guys your."Before Gojyo could continued, he was slapped on the arm by Yuusuke, whom glared at him even more fiercely than Sanzo. His hand that was soaked by the rain made Gojyo wet too after the slapped on the arm. " Oi, what the hell do you want?"

" Get your dirty hands away her! I'll make you pay for infecting her with your germs!" yelled the wet Yuusuke fiercely. Soon, both hot headed, red eyed and chain smoking demons were having a competition of: Who is the most idiotic demon who's going to make a fool of himself in front of the girl their trying to get? (Man, that's was long)

" Sanzo, why did you wake me up?" asked Goku sadly.

"Why?" lied Sanzo, pretending that he had no idea what Goku was talking about.

" Now if I get back to sleep I won't have the same amazing delicious dream," wailed Goku very sadly.

"Same amazing delicious dream?" said Sanzo confusedly. This time he really had no idea what Goku was talking about.

"I was dreaming about a bunch of delicious nikumans that looked really tasty to eat. There were pork buns, pizza buns, green bean paste buns, red bean paste buns, chicken buns and so many more," explained Goku with his look of hunger.

Dotted eyed Oni listened to Goku's explanation and asked him. " Is that true?"

"Yeah,"

"Sugoi, I was dreaming about sakanas! There were fried fish, smoked fish, steam fish, fresh fish, salmon and so many other fishes you can think of,"

Both of them start talking about their favorite foods that they dreamed about. Sanzo slapped his face with a vein popping out of this forehead and said" Damn those two idiots! Talking about food in the middle of the night!"

"Hakkai-san," Sakura called him with her gentle voice.

"Hai?" answered Hakkai.

" Could you please help me get a towel for Haru-chan, whom is just sitting down there, soaking wet. I need to clean up the restaurant before my boss comes to check on it"

"What about Yuusuke-san?"

Sakura smiled. "As you can see, Yuusuke-kun is heating up and he isn't wet anymore,"

Goyjo and Yuusuke start wrestling in chibi style.

"I'll beat you," said Gojyo with anger

"I'll beat you too," said Yuusuke with anger too

Hakkai sweat dropped and turn towards Sakura with a smile.

"Hai. Where should I find it?"

"Inside the third drawer of the closet," Sakura replied and pointed to the closet.

Hakkai walked over to the closet and searched for the towel. At last he found the towel, it had very cute patterns on it, which were little moo moo cows jumping over the moon. Kawaii. Hakkai thought but it did seem strange for a guy to use it. Hakkai went over to Haru who was flipping cards on the table and showed the towel to him.

" Here you go, Haru-san," Hakkai said and passed the towel to Haru.

Haru stared at Hakkai and the cow-patterned towel, stunned and asked him in a very mellow and polite voice. " Nanda sore?"

" This is a towel," said Hakkai with smiled and he placed the towel on Haru's head. Then, he started to dry Haru's soaking wet hair by using the towel.

Haru looked at Hakkai even more stunned than ever, then he blushed and quickly turned his head to the other direction so he couldn't see Hakkai's friendly, sweet, kind and attractive face. "Sankyuu," thanked Haru politely. Hakkai just smiled as usual.

Sakura noticed that and became gald since Haru has never acted this happy. He always had a frown on his face though his voice was polite and mellow. Sakura also did notice that Sanzo was just standing at the corner, not doing a single thing. Everyone might have thought Sanzo was a lazy person but not Sakura. She just thought that he hadn't anything to do at all. The truth is Sanzo wouldn't do anything to help at all. Not knowing Sanzo's true personality, Sakura walked over to Sanzo and smiled. " Here!"

Sanzo looked at what she showed him and said moodily. " What's this for?"

" Ara? A smart guy like you should know what one of this does," replied Sakura and she started moving her index finger from the left to the right.

Sanzo stared palely at Sakura and her cheerfulness. " You mean you want 'me' to sweep the floor of this place?" he said, trying to make her know that he had no intention of helping her clean anything.

Sakura nodded her head. " Bing Bong! We've got a winner. You are as smart as you look," she said sarcastically and handed the broom to Sanzo.

Sanzo lowered his mouth and had no idea what to say to her. He sighed and took the broom from Sakura who was thanked him with a hug. He blushed with her way of thanking people and was very surprised with the way she could make him sweep the floor with just a smile. " Damn it, what the hell is wrong with me? Why am I doing this anyway?" he thought and swept the floor until it was spotless.

Goku appeared from behind Sanzo and said happily. " Sanzo! Sanzo! You sure make a good sweeper!"

A vein started popping out of Sanzo's forehead.

Oni appeared behind the other side of Sanzo and hanged both his arms around Sanzo, playfully and said. " Blonde oji-san, do you want to work here? I'm sure you could be a great sweeper!"

Another vein popped out of Sanzo's forehead.

" His name is Sanzo not Blonde oji-san but it still sound good,"

" Really? I did not know that,"

More veins started popping out of Sanzo's forehead. Soon, he couldn't stand it anymore that he just had to shout at the two cute playful creatures.

He took out his paper fan slowly and shouted out loudly.

"KONO ."

Goku and Oni quickly hide for covers before Sanzo exploded like a burning hot volcano.

Before Sanzo could finished his line or whacked Goku and Oni on their heads, he was interrupted by Sakura, who laid one of her fingers on Sanzo's lips to make sure he didn't yell at them. She smiled at him and said " I'll get fired if you shout loudly in the middle of the night, Sanzo-kun," She winked at Sanzo, who started blushing like crazy.

"Chi'," he went and walked upstairs as Sakura waved goodbye to him.

"Oyasumi nasai Sanzo-kun," Sakura wished him goodnight. Then she looked at everyone else and smiled. " Well, I'm going to bed too. Oyasumi nasai minna- san!" and she went upstairs.

Gojyo and Yuusuke were blank and pale. They had no idea what to say or do. They couldn't believe their eyes. Sakura was so damn polite and lovely to Sanzo instead of them, who were arguing for no reasons.

"It's your fault that she didn't answered my question!" blamed Gojyo, putting his fist towards Yuusuke's face.

" My fault? It's your fault; you don't even know her for that long. Why do you think she'll ever talk to a perverted looking guy like you?!" yelled the frustrated Yuusuke.

" You wanna know why?" asked Gojyo, proudly.

"Yeah," answered Yuusuke with a sulked on his face.

Gojyo gave a smug and explained everything in his very own way of describing himself. "Because I'm guy whom girls' would fall for easily and you're just a jealous demon who looks like a cross dresser in blood red,"

Yuusuke glared at Gojyo with embarrassment and anger. Then he started shouting and pointing at Gojyo " How dare you? You're a cross dresser yourself and who the hell would wanna be with a guy who would dumped them after bedding with them over the night?"

Gojyo looked at Yuusuke, paused. "How'd you know that I'd do that?"

[sound effect~ Shi~n] (sound effect for silence that is usually used in mangas)

Yuusuke sweat dropped. " That's it, I totally hate you and I'm never ever going to let you be with Sakura ever!" promised Yuusuke and he ran upstairs with anger.

" He has crush on her," said Gojyo with dotted eyes.

" That was so obvious. If he didn't like her, why would he slapped your hand for touching her," said Hakkai with his know-it-all looks.

Gojyo stared strangely at Hakkai and asked him with disgust " What's that on your back?"

"Oh, that's Haru. He suddenly fell asleep and wrapped his arms around my shoulder. I have no idea why? Anyway, I'm going to bed now. Oyasumi Gojyo," explained Hakkai as he walked up the stairs.

"Oi, Hakkai, you mean you don't mind a 'guy' wrapping his arms around you? That's just too disgusting for me. I mean if it's a woman, that's fine but a guy. That's sick!" said Gojyo, trying to change Hakkai's mind.

"Oh, I don't mind. As long as he's not a gay, I don't mind helping him to his bed," Hakkai said sweetly and walked up.

"What if he is?" Gojyo thought to himself. "Oi saru! Oi neko! I'm going to bed too. See you next morning," He went up too.

Goku looked at Oni and said " I better be going to sleep now before I wake up late and miss breakfast. Good night,"

Oni held Goku's hand tightly and wished him good night too by giving him a " Kiss"?

" So good night than, Goku,"

Goku stared at Oni and smiled with disgust " Yeah, good night," Goku went upstairs slowly and wondered what the heck was that kiss for? How could Oni do that? He thought. Oni is a boy and boys can't kiss boys, unless he's a girl. Luckily, it was just a kiss on the cheeks and not the lips. Goku was glad but he didn't want that to happen ever again especially by someone who's becoming his best friend. At night, Goku kept wondering about Oni's good night kiss and fell asleep with an unpleasant look on his face.

Author's note~ *laughs* A kiss for Goku by his new best friend, Oni. How kawaii and weird. Anyway, they're showing their feelings towards each other, which is very easy and obvious by now. I mean Gojyo and Yuusuke both likes Sakura, Sanzo's feelings are still unknown, Haru's feelings towards Hakkai is .er.*sweat drop* Gomen ne, I can't spoil the surprises here! Well, please review this fic. Sankyuu ne! =^_^=