Shade: Look, can you PLEASE not swear in the reviews? Please! Ok, this episode is gonna have a lot of Fade bashing as I was
p*ssed off at him when I wrote this. Don't ask for an explanation. It is way to confusing. Lets just say it invloved a large
amount of chips and the last grapefruit in the house.

Yugi: My god that sounds odd.

Shade: It was. And I am being serious about this, it ain't no joke... I'm thinkin' of kickin' Fade out of the partnership...

Fade: Vote! If you want me to stay, please say so! Please!

Disclaimer: We don't own Yugioh...
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Yugi: When are you going to stick an armadillo down my pants?

Shade: Why would I want to do that?

Yugi: 'Cause you've been talking about it for a long time.

Shade: No I have not...

Yugi: Oh, ok... (he lets his guard down for one second and Shade drops the armadillo down then)

Yami: Ha!

Yugi: Augh! Man I feel weird!

Fade: Hee hee hee... funny...

Yugi: (pulls out the armadillo from his pants and puts them down Fades) Eat that!

Tea: Umm... Yugi? Is it...

Yugi: It is fine Tea.

Mai: Hooray!

Yugi: P*ss off! I want to be alone with Tea!

Mai: (crying) Why are you so hurtful? (runs out of bar)

Shade: Well... I have run out of ideas.

Yugi: Then... umm...

Yami: Lets have a drink!

(everyone orders some beer and they start drinking)

Tea: Hee hee... yummy...

Yami: (pounds his fist on the table) More beer, slave girl!

(More beer comes)

Yugi: Mmm... creamy...

Shade: I love this stuff!

Yami: (pounding his fist on the table) More! Need more!

(More beer is brought. 5 hours later...)

Jess: (drinking a glass) Bring me a draught of liqour!

Yami: (drunk) You know... I'm actually the third son of Queen Elizibeth?

Yugi: (drunk) Oh yeah? Well I was the first man on the moon!

Rex: (drunk) Ha! I discovered cheese!

Bakura: (not drunk) Really? Well, I have the winning lottery ticket in my pocket! (everyone stares) Oh crap, I shouldn't have
said that (everyone stares even more) Oh crap, I shouldn't have said THAT!

Yugi: (yawns) Oog, I need to go to bed.

Bakura: With me?

Yugi: (glares at Bakura and speaks sarcasticly) Yes Bakura. I am going to sleep with you. I'll bring your panties.

Bakura: No need to be so nasty.

Tea: C'mon Yugi... (they walk out of the bar)

Fade: (trying to get the armadillo out of his pants) Grr... OW! I'll kill you...

Shade: C'mon Jess. (they walk out of bar as well)

Rex: Lets go Bakura! (they walk off as well)

Kaiba: Snoogins. (starts walking out of the bar) Hey Mai!

Mai: Yeah?

Kaiba: (pulls out a wallet) $200 for tonight. I'll pay you an extra $100 if you let Silent Mokuba come in as well.

Mai: (thinks) Ok. Got nothin' better to do.

Silent Mokuba: (gets up from behind counter and shakes his head, and is then pulled down by Serenas arm)

Kaiba: Ok my brother. Off to my place! (he and Mai walk out of the bar)

Fade: No one here but me and this @#$%^&^$@?! armadillo...

Armadillo: (pops out of his pants) =^o^=

Waitress: Aww, he's so cute!

Fade: Why thank you.

Waitress: Not you idiot! This cute little armadillo! (picks up the armadillo and hugs it)

Fade: Ah shoot.
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Will Bakura get his money?
Will the armadillo get it on with the waitress?
And will Fade ever stop being such a loser?!?
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-GT!
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Shade: Ok! Read and review! Read Yami-Ball-Z! And my other series!