Shade: It's Ok, Lady Lavender! I'm updating it now, OK? You happy? Good! AND I WANT YOU TO BE A CELEBRITY QUESTIONEER! Just
answer me, ok? Anyway, this episode is about staying in the store all nighty long.
Yami: Can I please go to the carnival?
Shade: No.
Disclaimer: We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
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Yami: Ok... what do we do?
Yugi: I don't know- (is cut off by Seto and Mokuba running in. Seto is wearing a t-shirt saying 'I Luv Ponies', while Mokuba
is wearing a 'I Went On The Pony Ride!' t-shirt. They both have fairy floss.)
Seto: (eats some fairy floss) Dudes! Tea was in the park waiting for Yugi but she got tired of waiting so she grabbed Joey
and started making out with him on the bench where everyone can see! (he and Mokuba look at each other, then run out of the
store)
Yugi: Goddamn!
Yami: I so want to go to this carnival!
Yugi: Want to play a game?
Yami: (gets exicted) Of strip poker?
Yugi: No... I was thinking of prank phone calls.
Yami: Oh... (sniffs)
(the phone rings and Yugi answers)
Yugi: Bonjour!
Voice: Neo, I really need to talk to you about... the Matrix.
Yugi: F*CK OFF! GO AWAY! (he slams the phone down on the reciever)
Yami: Want to re-call him?
Yugi: I think this guy has done something to bypass re-call.
Yami: Look, if I can't find a way to bypass it, then no-one can, ok? (picks up phone and hits the re-call button) Now wait...
(the phone is answered by President Bush)
Bush: Hello? Osama? Is it time for our monthly dinner?
Yami: No... this is the national refrigerator society. Just checking, is your refrigerator running?
Bush: Why yes, yes it is...
Yami: Then you better go catch it dipsh*t! (he hangs up) There you go!
Yugi: (sarcasticly) Oh, how original.
(Seto and Mokuba run in, still wearing their pony shirts)
Seto: Dudes! Tea has finished making out with Joey and is now making out with anyone who's name starts with S! (he and Mokuba
look at each other and then run out of the store)
Yami: Now I REALLY want to go to that carnival.
Yugi: Oh well. Want to go on the 'net?
Yami: Whatever. Where do we go?
Yugi: I like this place called 'Fanfiction.net'.
Yami: Cool. (they look at screen) Ok... go to anime.... (Yugi clicks something) Ok... Now click on 'Yu-Gi-Oh'... (Yugi clicks
again) Hmm... what fic to look at... umm- (Seto and Mokuba burst in again. Seto has lipstick kiss marks all over his face and
neck)
Seto: Dudes! Tea has given up making out with guys who's name starts with S and now shes making out with guys whose name starts
with M! (he and Mokuba look at each other and run out of store)
Yugi: What the hell?
Yami: Goddamn. I want to go to this *bleep*ing carnival.
Yugi: Well... you can't. Ha ha.
Yami: Grr...
Yugi: Ain't all that bad for you. Think about it. Your girlfriend isn't making out with every single guy in the city we call-
(is interrupted by Seto and Mokuba bursting in)
Seto: Dudes! Tea has given up the whole letter thing and now she's just making out with every guy she sees! (he and Mokuba
look at each other then run out of store)
Yugi: THATS IT! I"M GOING OUT OF THIS STORE!
Yami: No! Don't do it man! If you do, the world will... well, your Grampa may fire you.
Yugi: I don't care! I'm going out, and no deterrent will stop me! (the sound out sirens and screeching tires come from
outside the store. A mega-phoned voice speaks)
Mega-phoned Voice: This is the FBI! Come out with your hands up so we can have a better aim at your torso!
Yugi: The FBI? Nice touch Shade.
Yami: (sarcasticly) How does he do it?
(Seto and Mokuba run in)
Seto: Dudes! The FBI are outside with shotguns and rifles and pistols and they're at all the exits and they want to kill you!
(he and Mokuba run out of store)
Yugi: WHAT?!? Why would they want to kill us?
Mega-phoned Voice: By the way, we want to kill you because you prank phone-called the President!
Yugi: WHAT?!?
Yami: Umm... oops?
Yugi: No! I refuse to believe this! (walks up to door and opens it. Bright light surrounds him and the store)
Yami: It's time... (follows Yugi)
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Will the FBI kill Yami and his Aibou?
Will Tea continue making out with every single guy in this city?
And will Yugi get fired?
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-GT!
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Shade: Ok! Read and review! Send in ideas!
answer me, ok? Anyway, this episode is about staying in the store all nighty long.
Yami: Can I please go to the carnival?
Shade: No.
Disclaimer: We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
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Yami: Ok... what do we do?
Yugi: I don't know- (is cut off by Seto and Mokuba running in. Seto is wearing a t-shirt saying 'I Luv Ponies', while Mokuba
is wearing a 'I Went On The Pony Ride!' t-shirt. They both have fairy floss.)
Seto: (eats some fairy floss) Dudes! Tea was in the park waiting for Yugi but she got tired of waiting so she grabbed Joey
and started making out with him on the bench where everyone can see! (he and Mokuba look at each other, then run out of the
store)
Yugi: Goddamn!
Yami: I so want to go to this carnival!
Yugi: Want to play a game?
Yami: (gets exicted) Of strip poker?
Yugi: No... I was thinking of prank phone calls.
Yami: Oh... (sniffs)
(the phone rings and Yugi answers)
Yugi: Bonjour!
Voice: Neo, I really need to talk to you about... the Matrix.
Yugi: F*CK OFF! GO AWAY! (he slams the phone down on the reciever)
Yami: Want to re-call him?
Yugi: I think this guy has done something to bypass re-call.
Yami: Look, if I can't find a way to bypass it, then no-one can, ok? (picks up phone and hits the re-call button) Now wait...
(the phone is answered by President Bush)
Bush: Hello? Osama? Is it time for our monthly dinner?
Yami: No... this is the national refrigerator society. Just checking, is your refrigerator running?
Bush: Why yes, yes it is...
Yami: Then you better go catch it dipsh*t! (he hangs up) There you go!
Yugi: (sarcasticly) Oh, how original.
(Seto and Mokuba run in, still wearing their pony shirts)
Seto: Dudes! Tea has finished making out with Joey and is now making out with anyone who's name starts with S! (he and Mokuba
look at each other and then run out of the store)
Yami: Now I REALLY want to go to that carnival.
Yugi: Oh well. Want to go on the 'net?
Yami: Whatever. Where do we go?
Yugi: I like this place called 'Fanfiction.net'.
Yami: Cool. (they look at screen) Ok... go to anime.... (Yugi clicks something) Ok... Now click on 'Yu-Gi-Oh'... (Yugi clicks
again) Hmm... what fic to look at... umm- (Seto and Mokuba burst in again. Seto has lipstick kiss marks all over his face and
neck)
Seto: Dudes! Tea has given up making out with guys who's name starts with S and now shes making out with guys whose name starts
with M! (he and Mokuba look at each other and run out of store)
Yugi: What the hell?
Yami: Goddamn. I want to go to this *bleep*ing carnival.
Yugi: Well... you can't. Ha ha.
Yami: Grr...
Yugi: Ain't all that bad for you. Think about it. Your girlfriend isn't making out with every single guy in the city we call-
(is interrupted by Seto and Mokuba bursting in)
Seto: Dudes! Tea has given up the whole letter thing and now she's just making out with every guy she sees! (he and Mokuba
look at each other then run out of store)
Yugi: THATS IT! I"M GOING OUT OF THIS STORE!
Yami: No! Don't do it man! If you do, the world will... well, your Grampa may fire you.
Yugi: I don't care! I'm going out, and no deterrent will stop me! (the sound out sirens and screeching tires come from
outside the store. A mega-phoned voice speaks)
Mega-phoned Voice: This is the FBI! Come out with your hands up so we can have a better aim at your torso!
Yugi: The FBI? Nice touch Shade.
Yami: (sarcasticly) How does he do it?
(Seto and Mokuba run in)
Seto: Dudes! The FBI are outside with shotguns and rifles and pistols and they're at all the exits and they want to kill you!
(he and Mokuba run out of store)
Yugi: WHAT?!? Why would they want to kill us?
Mega-phoned Voice: By the way, we want to kill you because you prank phone-called the President!
Yugi: WHAT?!?
Yami: Umm... oops?
Yugi: No! I refuse to believe this! (walks up to door and opens it. Bright light surrounds him and the store)
Yami: It's time... (follows Yugi)
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Will the FBI kill Yami and his Aibou?
Will Tea continue making out with every single guy in this city?
And will Yugi get fired?
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-GT!
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Shade: Ok! Read and review! Send in ideas!