Shade: Sorry I haven't updated in a while, but we've had exams lately, so not really any time to update. Sorry all you die hard
randomness fans, but education comes first.
Fade: You sound like your mother.
Shade: Quiet you! (whacks Fade with a watermelon) Anyway, looks like Yugi is going outside... weird.
Yugi: What will I find...?
Disclaimer: We don't own Yugioh.
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(the light clears and as they step outside, they see that everything is blank.)
Yugi: Wow. We must have surprised Shade when we did this.
Yami: Yeah, he hasn't even written what the heck the outside looks like yet!
(they walk around, and see a door in the distance. Thay run towards it)
Yugi: (reading sign on door) 'Authors Suite'. Ok... lets see what new ideas they're putting us in...
(they open the door, and inside Shade is lying on a bed and Fade is playing Final Fantasy 7)
Shade: Got any ideas?
Fade: Umm... how about they end up on desert island like Gilligans Island with Yami as the Captain and Yugi as Gilligan? And
both of them start acting gay!
Shade: Whatever...
(Yugi is now wearing white pants, a red sweater and a stupid hat while Yami is wearing white pants, a blue shirt and a captains
hat)
Yami: Well this is certainly weird, eh little buddy?
Yugi: Yes. It sure is hot out here though... (pulls off his shirt to reveal a muscular chest)
Yami: No! Must fight the story... (starts pulling off his captain clothes to reveal his normal clothes) Yugi! Break free!
Yugi: Must... fight also... (rips off the chest and pants to reveal his normal self)
Yami: Now... how do we get out of here?
Yugi: I know! (starts grabbing the air and pulling) Almost got it... (the air rips to reveal the white world) Yes! Lets go!
(they jump through the rip and land in the white world)
Yugi: Hey! I found a quarter! (bends over and grabs a quarter) Now, what do we do?
Yami: Well, with this pencil I can draw a car so we can get to that 'Authors Suite'!
Yugi: Umm... the door is right in front of us.
Yami: Oh! Ok... (they walk in the door. Inside Shade is still lying on the bed, but Jess has joined him. Fade is still playing
Final Fantasy 7) Umm... hi?
Shade: (looks at them) What the *bleep*?
Fade: Hi Yami. Hi Yugi. Welcome to the party.
Yugi: What party?
Shade: Look outside my door.
(Yugi walks over to the door on the other side of the room and opens it. Outside there are disco lights and people dancing.)
Yami: Cool! Lets... Do the hustle! (The Hustle music starts and Yami starts dancing)
Yugi: O.........k. (looks around and sees Joey on the floor) Huh? What's Joey doing here?
Shade: Oh, he's been there a few days. The Joey who was in the fics is really just a boomer, like from Bubblegum Crisis Tokyo
2040. We're kinda glad he hasn't gone rouge yet.
Yugi: Oh, ok. Can I wake him up? (kicks Joey) Well? Can I? (starts kicking him in the groin, but he doesn't respond)
Fade: Oh. He must be dead. (checks Joeys medical sheet) Oh yeah, he's allergic to peanuts. Must have been this steak I gave him.
(Yugi turns over the half-eaten steak to show a note saying 'May Contain Traces Of Nuts'.)
Yugi: It's a steak for *bleep*s sake!
(suddenly Joey gets up)
Yami: Joey! You're alive!
Joey: (in a very bland voice) Brains... brains...
Yugi: Ah shoot. He's a zombie.
(Tea and Tristan walk in)
Tea: (to Tristan) C'mon, this room looks like it's free- (sees everyone in there and Zomibe Joey) Umm... hi?
Yugi: Quick! We must act fast! We need to destroy the zombie!
Zombie Joey: Brains..
Shade: (pulls out a suitcase and opens it to reveal all sorts of guns and other weapons) Here! Take a shotgun! (throws everyone a
shotgun)
Yugi: I'm sorry Joey... (aims the shotgun and fires at Joey. Joeys left arm is blown of)
Joey: (angry tone) Brains! Brains! (starts charging Yugi)
Yami: No! (fires shotgun at Joey. Joeys head is blown off) Yes!
Zombie Joey: Brains...
Yugi: Wait a minute! How can he talk with no mouth?
Shade: Beats me.
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Will Yugi slay the zombie?
Will Fade beat Final Fantasy 7?
And will we find out how the *bleep* Zombie Joey can still talk with no friggin' head?
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-GT!
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Shade: I was very happy to get this written. Also, a couple of days ago I recieved an e-mail from Gamboyeric@aol.com, and it was
fan mail! If you can tell me your authors name I would much appreciate it! (Note: That goes out to Gameboyeric@aol.com, not anyone
else)
Fade: Why am I playing Final Fantasy 7?
Shade: Quiet! (whacks Fades face with a watermelon) Anyway, read and review!
randomness fans, but education comes first.
Fade: You sound like your mother.
Shade: Quiet you! (whacks Fade with a watermelon) Anyway, looks like Yugi is going outside... weird.
Yugi: What will I find...?
Disclaimer: We don't own Yugioh.
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(the light clears and as they step outside, they see that everything is blank.)
Yugi: Wow. We must have surprised Shade when we did this.
Yami: Yeah, he hasn't even written what the heck the outside looks like yet!
(they walk around, and see a door in the distance. Thay run towards it)
Yugi: (reading sign on door) 'Authors Suite'. Ok... lets see what new ideas they're putting us in...
(they open the door, and inside Shade is lying on a bed and Fade is playing Final Fantasy 7)
Shade: Got any ideas?
Fade: Umm... how about they end up on desert island like Gilligans Island with Yami as the Captain and Yugi as Gilligan? And
both of them start acting gay!
Shade: Whatever...
(Yugi is now wearing white pants, a red sweater and a stupid hat while Yami is wearing white pants, a blue shirt and a captains
hat)
Yami: Well this is certainly weird, eh little buddy?
Yugi: Yes. It sure is hot out here though... (pulls off his shirt to reveal a muscular chest)
Yami: No! Must fight the story... (starts pulling off his captain clothes to reveal his normal clothes) Yugi! Break free!
Yugi: Must... fight also... (rips off the chest and pants to reveal his normal self)
Yami: Now... how do we get out of here?
Yugi: I know! (starts grabbing the air and pulling) Almost got it... (the air rips to reveal the white world) Yes! Lets go!
(they jump through the rip and land in the white world)
Yugi: Hey! I found a quarter! (bends over and grabs a quarter) Now, what do we do?
Yami: Well, with this pencil I can draw a car so we can get to that 'Authors Suite'!
Yugi: Umm... the door is right in front of us.
Yami: Oh! Ok... (they walk in the door. Inside Shade is still lying on the bed, but Jess has joined him. Fade is still playing
Final Fantasy 7) Umm... hi?
Shade: (looks at them) What the *bleep*?
Fade: Hi Yami. Hi Yugi. Welcome to the party.
Yugi: What party?
Shade: Look outside my door.
(Yugi walks over to the door on the other side of the room and opens it. Outside there are disco lights and people dancing.)
Yami: Cool! Lets... Do the hustle! (The Hustle music starts and Yami starts dancing)
Yugi: O.........k. (looks around and sees Joey on the floor) Huh? What's Joey doing here?
Shade: Oh, he's been there a few days. The Joey who was in the fics is really just a boomer, like from Bubblegum Crisis Tokyo
2040. We're kinda glad he hasn't gone rouge yet.
Yugi: Oh, ok. Can I wake him up? (kicks Joey) Well? Can I? (starts kicking him in the groin, but he doesn't respond)
Fade: Oh. He must be dead. (checks Joeys medical sheet) Oh yeah, he's allergic to peanuts. Must have been this steak I gave him.
(Yugi turns over the half-eaten steak to show a note saying 'May Contain Traces Of Nuts'.)
Yugi: It's a steak for *bleep*s sake!
(suddenly Joey gets up)
Yami: Joey! You're alive!
Joey: (in a very bland voice) Brains... brains...
Yugi: Ah shoot. He's a zombie.
(Tea and Tristan walk in)
Tea: (to Tristan) C'mon, this room looks like it's free- (sees everyone in there and Zomibe Joey) Umm... hi?
Yugi: Quick! We must act fast! We need to destroy the zombie!
Zombie Joey: Brains..
Shade: (pulls out a suitcase and opens it to reveal all sorts of guns and other weapons) Here! Take a shotgun! (throws everyone a
shotgun)
Yugi: I'm sorry Joey... (aims the shotgun and fires at Joey. Joeys left arm is blown of)
Joey: (angry tone) Brains! Brains! (starts charging Yugi)
Yami: No! (fires shotgun at Joey. Joeys head is blown off) Yes!
Zombie Joey: Brains...
Yugi: Wait a minute! How can he talk with no mouth?
Shade: Beats me.
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Will Yugi slay the zombie?
Will Fade beat Final Fantasy 7?
And will we find out how the *bleep* Zombie Joey can still talk with no friggin' head?
Find out next time on Yami-Ball-GT!
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Shade: I was very happy to get this written. Also, a couple of days ago I recieved an e-mail from Gamboyeric@aol.com, and it was
fan mail! If you can tell me your authors name I would much appreciate it! (Note: That goes out to Gameboyeric@aol.com, not anyone
else)
Fade: Why am I playing Final Fantasy 7?
Shade: Quiet! (whacks Fades face with a watermelon) Anyway, read and review!