Shade: More insanity from Shade 'n' Fade, the mother-f*ckin' duo straight from the streets of Melbourne, Australia.
Fade: That our new thing?
Shade: Like it? I made it up myself.
Fade: Love it.
Disclaimer: Ahem... We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or Buffy. You gotta love that show.
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Yugi: Ready! (everyone loads their shotguns)
Zombie Joey: (shambling towards them with no head) Brains...
Yugi: (raises arm) Aim! (everyone aims at Zombie Joey)
Zombie Joey: (continues shambling towards them) Brains...
Yugi: (swings arm down) FIRE!!! (everyone lets loose on Zombie Joey, blasting him to pieces)
Yami: Yes!
Yugi: What have I done...? I killed my best friend- (interrupted by Joey walking into the room) Joey?!?
Joey: Hey guys!
Tea: But... but we just killed you!
Joey: Oh, that? That was just my zombie clone. He's been there for a while.
Shade: Ok.
Fade: (still playing FF7) Goddamn it! Why can't I defeat this stupid robot?!? (continues playing)
Tea: So... umm... yes...
Yugi: What's wrong?
Tea: Nothing...
Yugi: Ok! I'm going to the toilet!
(he exits, and we follow him)
Yugi: Doo doo doo... (enters bathroom, and notices there are 4 cubicles) Huh? (enters one of them. Mai is inside)
Mai: Do you mind?
Yugi: Did you grow a penis?
Mai: No, have you? (audience goes 'ooooooo', and a guy pops up from the other cubicle)
Guy: Don't go there! (audience laughs)
Yugi: Who is laughing? Where is the studio audience?
Mai: Just p*ss off, ok?
Yugi: Fine. I will... (leaves the bathroom and goes back to Shades room)
Shade: Back so soon?
Yugi: I never thought that your life would be as *bleep*ed up as your stories.
Fade: (still playing FF7) Bloody Sepiroth! Must beat you! (continues playing)
Yami: He still at that game?
Shade: Uh huh.
Tristan: (walks over to TV) Hey, I wanna watch Barney! (switches channel to the channel that Barneys on)
Fade: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Barney (on TV): 2 plus 2 is four! 2 plus 2 is four!
Tristan: Wow, no wonder kids are so smart! (walks off) Two plus two is five! Two plus two is five!
Tea: Yugi, I have to tell you something.
Yugi: Yes?
Tea: I'm not actually Tea. I'm... (rips off clothing to show a leather top with jeans and stakes on her chest) Buffy, the
vampire slayer.
Yugi: Say what?
Tea: Yes Yugi, I am the slayer.
(a vampire leaps through the open window)
Vampire: I vont to suck your blood!
Tea: Excuse me. (rams a stake through the vampires chest)
Vampire: Oh shoot. (explodes)
Yami: Umm, Tea? Do you use those stakes for anything else?
Tea: Quiet you.
Fade: (sobbing on floor) So close... so very close... (sits back up and wipes away tears) Oh well! (starts playing Metal Gear
Solid 2: Sons Of Liberty) Raiden, Raiden, Raiden, 2000!
Shade: Oh jesus. He's at it again.
Yugi: (looks at Tea) Tea...?
Tea: It's Buffy. Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
(an evil demon jumps through the window)
Evil Demon: I vont to suck your blood!
Shade: Wrong line!
Evil Demon: (changes to a really kid-like voice) Well what should I do uncle Simon. I wanna colour my book.
Shade: Look, you say something like "I want to suck your soul into the empty waste of a universe that is in the middle of the
oblivion where all is rotting and the gods run amok, mutating and warping all existence."
(everyone is frozen)
Shade: Or something, I don't know.
Evil Demon: Ok! (changes to evil voice) I vont to suck your soul!
Tea: Excuse me. (rams a stake that has been modified for demons through the Evil Demons chest)
Evil Demon: Argh! Curses! Foiled again! I'm dead! (pulls stake out and walks away)
Fade: (turns off the PlayStation 2 and grabs Shades Gameboy Advance) Mind if I play Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters 6 Expert 2?
Shade: No. You may play. (Shade: I got that game from my dad when he went to Japan. It's in Japanese but I can play it fine.)
Fade: Sweet. Hey Yugi! You better come over here and watch me play. It might give you some pointers.
Yugi: (sarcasticly) Oh yes, I can't wait to learn more about the game of duel monsters of an 'expert' such as yourself. (walks
over)
(Weevil walks in and puts his arm around Tea's shoulders)
Weevil: Hey baby.
Yugi and Yami: BABY?!?
Tea: I'm here snuggle-bunny.
Yugi and Yami: SNUGGLE-BUNNY?!?
Joey, Bakura, Shade, Fade, Jess, Mai and the bear who drives: Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
(all of a sudden they're in the studio of Jerry Springer Show. It's only Joey, Bakura, Shade, Fade, Jess, Mai and the bear who
drives in the audience and Yugi, Tea and Weevil sitting down on chairs on the stage. Jerry is on the stairs.)
Jerry: Tonight on the Jerry Springer Show: I've Come To Get My Slayer Back You Amish Pansy!
Joey, Bakura, Shade, Fade, Jess, Mai and the bear who drives: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Fade: You just had to have the slayer. I so think you love her more then Jess.
Shade: That ain't true.
Fade: Right. Can I keep playing Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters 6 Expert 2?
Shade: Buy your own goddamn Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters 6 Expert 2 from Japan. Anyway, read and review!!!
Fade: That our new thing?
Shade: Like it? I made it up myself.
Fade: Love it.
Disclaimer: Ahem... We don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! Or Buffy. You gotta love that show.
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Yugi: Ready! (everyone loads their shotguns)
Zombie Joey: (shambling towards them with no head) Brains...
Yugi: (raises arm) Aim! (everyone aims at Zombie Joey)
Zombie Joey: (continues shambling towards them) Brains...
Yugi: (swings arm down) FIRE!!! (everyone lets loose on Zombie Joey, blasting him to pieces)
Yami: Yes!
Yugi: What have I done...? I killed my best friend- (interrupted by Joey walking into the room) Joey?!?
Joey: Hey guys!
Tea: But... but we just killed you!
Joey: Oh, that? That was just my zombie clone. He's been there for a while.
Shade: Ok.
Fade: (still playing FF7) Goddamn it! Why can't I defeat this stupid robot?!? (continues playing)
Tea: So... umm... yes...
Yugi: What's wrong?
Tea: Nothing...
Yugi: Ok! I'm going to the toilet!
(he exits, and we follow him)
Yugi: Doo doo doo... (enters bathroom, and notices there are 4 cubicles) Huh? (enters one of them. Mai is inside)
Mai: Do you mind?
Yugi: Did you grow a penis?
Mai: No, have you? (audience goes 'ooooooo', and a guy pops up from the other cubicle)
Guy: Don't go there! (audience laughs)
Yugi: Who is laughing? Where is the studio audience?
Mai: Just p*ss off, ok?
Yugi: Fine. I will... (leaves the bathroom and goes back to Shades room)
Shade: Back so soon?
Yugi: I never thought that your life would be as *bleep*ed up as your stories.
Fade: (still playing FF7) Bloody Sepiroth! Must beat you! (continues playing)
Yami: He still at that game?
Shade: Uh huh.
Tristan: (walks over to TV) Hey, I wanna watch Barney! (switches channel to the channel that Barneys on)
Fade: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Barney (on TV): 2 plus 2 is four! 2 plus 2 is four!
Tristan: Wow, no wonder kids are so smart! (walks off) Two plus two is five! Two plus two is five!
Tea: Yugi, I have to tell you something.
Yugi: Yes?
Tea: I'm not actually Tea. I'm... (rips off clothing to show a leather top with jeans and stakes on her chest) Buffy, the
vampire slayer.
Yugi: Say what?
Tea: Yes Yugi, I am the slayer.
(a vampire leaps through the open window)
Vampire: I vont to suck your blood!
Tea: Excuse me. (rams a stake through the vampires chest)
Vampire: Oh shoot. (explodes)
Yami: Umm, Tea? Do you use those stakes for anything else?
Tea: Quiet you.
Fade: (sobbing on floor) So close... so very close... (sits back up and wipes away tears) Oh well! (starts playing Metal Gear
Solid 2: Sons Of Liberty) Raiden, Raiden, Raiden, 2000!
Shade: Oh jesus. He's at it again.
Yugi: (looks at Tea) Tea...?
Tea: It's Buffy. Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
(an evil demon jumps through the window)
Evil Demon: I vont to suck your blood!
Shade: Wrong line!
Evil Demon: (changes to a really kid-like voice) Well what should I do uncle Simon. I wanna colour my book.
Shade: Look, you say something like "I want to suck your soul into the empty waste of a universe that is in the middle of the
oblivion where all is rotting and the gods run amok, mutating and warping all existence."
(everyone is frozen)
Shade: Or something, I don't know.
Evil Demon: Ok! (changes to evil voice) I vont to suck your soul!
Tea: Excuse me. (rams a stake that has been modified for demons through the Evil Demons chest)
Evil Demon: Argh! Curses! Foiled again! I'm dead! (pulls stake out and walks away)
Fade: (turns off the PlayStation 2 and grabs Shades Gameboy Advance) Mind if I play Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters 6 Expert 2?
Shade: No. You may play. (Shade: I got that game from my dad when he went to Japan. It's in Japanese but I can play it fine.)
Fade: Sweet. Hey Yugi! You better come over here and watch me play. It might give you some pointers.
Yugi: (sarcasticly) Oh yes, I can't wait to learn more about the game of duel monsters of an 'expert' such as yourself. (walks
over)
(Weevil walks in and puts his arm around Tea's shoulders)
Weevil: Hey baby.
Yugi and Yami: BABY?!?
Tea: I'm here snuggle-bunny.
Yugi and Yami: SNUGGLE-BUNNY?!?
Joey, Bakura, Shade, Fade, Jess, Mai and the bear who drives: Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
(all of a sudden they're in the studio of Jerry Springer Show. It's only Joey, Bakura, Shade, Fade, Jess, Mai and the bear who
drives in the audience and Yugi, Tea and Weevil sitting down on chairs on the stage. Jerry is on the stairs.)
Jerry: Tonight on the Jerry Springer Show: I've Come To Get My Slayer Back You Amish Pansy!
Joey, Bakura, Shade, Fade, Jess, Mai and the bear who drives: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Fade: You just had to have the slayer. I so think you love her more then Jess.
Shade: That ain't true.
Fade: Right. Can I keep playing Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters 6 Expert 2?
Shade: Buy your own goddamn Yu-Gi-Oh Duel Monsters 6 Expert 2 from Japan. Anyway, read and review!!!