Shade: Due to recent developments in the G.J.I.M.F (Get Joey In More Fics) movement, I am doing an episode entitled 'Joeys
Day Out'. This is to prevent my crucification on a flaming cross, as a sacrifice to the great Joey God.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Magic Knight Rayearth, Scooby-Doo or any ViewAskew production
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Joey: Hi kids! Its me, Joey! (applause) Thanks! Today, I have fun! So lets begin now!
(move to Joey walking down a street)
Joey: I'm walking down a street!
(Joey enters a store)
Joey: I'm entering a store!
(Joey buys a comic)
Joey: I've bought a co- (is knocked down by Yami)
Yami: Enough of the kiddy bullsh*t! It's GANG-BEATING TIME!
(everyone runs up and starts gang beating Joey)
Joey: I'm being gang-beaten!
(fade out to Yugi standing at Turtle Game Shops counter)
Yugi: (to himself) Yet again, I'm being forced to work at this *expletive deleted* gameshop.
(Seto and Silent Mokuba walk in)
Seto: Wassup?
Yugi: I'm not even supposed to be here today.
Seto: Sh*t for you dude. See ya! (he and Silent Mokuba walk out, and we follow)
(Seto and Silent Mokuba are outside the Turtle Game Shop. Silent Mokuba is lying back on the wall, and Seto is doing a dance
on the sidewalk.)
Seto: (stops doing dance) WE NEED SOME TITS AND ASS! YEAH! (Silent Mokuba starts sucking a lolly) I feel good today, Silent
Mokuba. We're gonna make some money! And then you know what we're going to do? We're going to go to that party and get some
pussy! I'm gonna f*ck this bitch, that bitch... I'LL F*CK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!
(Silent Mokuba points to something off camera)
Seto: (to off camera object) What you looking at?! I'll kick your f*cking ass! (to Silent Mokuba) Doesn't that motherf*cker
still owe me ten bucks? (Silent Mokuba nods) Tonight, you and me are going off that f*cker's head, and take out his f*cking
soul! Remind me if he tries to buy something from us, to give him Kuribo...or f*cking sh*t on the motherf*cker's deck!
(Bakura walks up)
Bakura: You sellin'?
Seto: I got Blue Eyes, Red Eyes, Dark Magicans and later on I'll have Exodia. I take cash or stolen MasterCard and Visa.
(camera goes back into the store)
Yugi: Jesus, I'm not even supposed to be here today...
(a guy comes in with a gun)
Guy: Give me all your cards and then say 'Oh what a lovely tea party.'
Yugi: Huh?
(Yami runs in and whacks the guy on the head with a pinyata)
Yami: Hah hah! (sees Yugi) Buenos dias!
Yugi: (head in hands) I'm not even supposed to be here today...
(Yami walks over and sits on the counter)
Yami: Oh, so I don't get a 'Thanks Yami' or a 'You rule Yami' or 'Why did you just speak Spanish?'.
Yugi: I'm just really pissed off, ok?!
(Tea walks in)
Tea: Hey Yugi! ^_^
Yami: Please, do not disturb the man! He needs his space!
Tea: And why is that?
Yami: He isn't supposed to be here today.
(Seto and Silent Mokuba walk in)
Seto: Ladies, Gentlemen and Yami! It's time to turn those frowns upside down with some (pulls out a plastic bag with joint-like
things in it) snootchie-boochie-noochies!
(everyone takes one. Five minutes pass...)
(Tea is only wearing her dress and her bra, and she is doing a funky dance. Seto and Silent Mokuba are leaning back on a wall,
each smoking a joint. Yugi is passed out on the floor, and Yami is watching Tea. Scooby-Doo walks in)
Scooby-Doo: Ri Reto rand Rilent Rokuba!
(Seto and Mokuba stare at Scooby-Doo)
Scooby-Doo: Reeheeheeheehee!
(Scooby-Doo exits)
Seto: Dude, we packed to much in these ones. I'm, like, hallucinating... (he suddenlly sees Gardina from Magic Knight Rayearth
dancing naked in front of him) Sweet... (she suddenly dissapears and is replaced by a medic examining him)
Medic: He's alive!
Seto: (bangs his head on the wall) F*ck! The one time I DON'T want to get woken up from my state of highness!
Medic: My job is done. Your bill is in the mail. (the Medic runs away)
Yugi: Jesus, what were you doing?! You put so much dope in that thing, that you could have been permenently stuck in a state
of highness!
(Seto proceeds to bang his head on the wall)
Silent Mokuba: (does a silent laugh)
Seto: Stop that! You are so frigging annoying! Why can't you speak?! Why can't you say 'Dude, I disagree,' or even, 'Those
are some good chilli fries.'
(Silent Mokuba gets mad and slams Seto against the wall)
Silent Mokuba: YOU KNOW WHY I DON"T SPEAK?! BECAUSE I CAN'T A F*CKING WORD IN WHEN YOU'RE AROUND, YOU'RE ALWAYS TALKING!!!
(Silent Mokuba calms down and lights up a cigarette)
Yugi: (bangs his head on the wall) I'm not supposed to be here today...
Yami: Look dude, f*ck you, ok? You're always complaining about how you're not supposed to be here, but shutup! F*ck you dude!
F*ck you! (Yami exits)
(Serenity walks in)
Serenity: Oh, Yugi...
Yugi: (winks at her) Sure... (walks over to Serenity and they start making out)
Tea: That'll keep Jon Wells happy... (see reviews of Yu-Gi-Oh: The Karaoke Party)
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Shade: Gotta love the Silent Mokuba. Ok, read and review! Send in ideas!
Day Out'. This is to prevent my crucification on a flaming cross, as a sacrifice to the great Joey God.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, Magic Knight Rayearth, Scooby-Doo or any ViewAskew production
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Joey: Hi kids! Its me, Joey! (applause) Thanks! Today, I have fun! So lets begin now!
(move to Joey walking down a street)
Joey: I'm walking down a street!
(Joey enters a store)
Joey: I'm entering a store!
(Joey buys a comic)
Joey: I've bought a co- (is knocked down by Yami)
Yami: Enough of the kiddy bullsh*t! It's GANG-BEATING TIME!
(everyone runs up and starts gang beating Joey)
Joey: I'm being gang-beaten!
(fade out to Yugi standing at Turtle Game Shops counter)
Yugi: (to himself) Yet again, I'm being forced to work at this *expletive deleted* gameshop.
(Seto and Silent Mokuba walk in)
Seto: Wassup?
Yugi: I'm not even supposed to be here today.
Seto: Sh*t for you dude. See ya! (he and Silent Mokuba walk out, and we follow)
(Seto and Silent Mokuba are outside the Turtle Game Shop. Silent Mokuba is lying back on the wall, and Seto is doing a dance
on the sidewalk.)
Seto: (stops doing dance) WE NEED SOME TITS AND ASS! YEAH! (Silent Mokuba starts sucking a lolly) I feel good today, Silent
Mokuba. We're gonna make some money! And then you know what we're going to do? We're going to go to that party and get some
pussy! I'm gonna f*ck this bitch, that bitch... I'LL F*CK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!
(Silent Mokuba points to something off camera)
Seto: (to off camera object) What you looking at?! I'll kick your f*cking ass! (to Silent Mokuba) Doesn't that motherf*cker
still owe me ten bucks? (Silent Mokuba nods) Tonight, you and me are going off that f*cker's head, and take out his f*cking
soul! Remind me if he tries to buy something from us, to give him Kuribo...or f*cking sh*t on the motherf*cker's deck!
(Bakura walks up)
Bakura: You sellin'?
Seto: I got Blue Eyes, Red Eyes, Dark Magicans and later on I'll have Exodia. I take cash or stolen MasterCard and Visa.
(camera goes back into the store)
Yugi: Jesus, I'm not even supposed to be here today...
(a guy comes in with a gun)
Guy: Give me all your cards and then say 'Oh what a lovely tea party.'
Yugi: Huh?
(Yami runs in and whacks the guy on the head with a pinyata)
Yami: Hah hah! (sees Yugi) Buenos dias!
Yugi: (head in hands) I'm not even supposed to be here today...
(Yami walks over and sits on the counter)
Yami: Oh, so I don't get a 'Thanks Yami' or a 'You rule Yami' or 'Why did you just speak Spanish?'.
Yugi: I'm just really pissed off, ok?!
(Tea walks in)
Tea: Hey Yugi! ^_^
Yami: Please, do not disturb the man! He needs his space!
Tea: And why is that?
Yami: He isn't supposed to be here today.
(Seto and Silent Mokuba walk in)
Seto: Ladies, Gentlemen and Yami! It's time to turn those frowns upside down with some (pulls out a plastic bag with joint-like
things in it) snootchie-boochie-noochies!
(everyone takes one. Five minutes pass...)
(Tea is only wearing her dress and her bra, and she is doing a funky dance. Seto and Silent Mokuba are leaning back on a wall,
each smoking a joint. Yugi is passed out on the floor, and Yami is watching Tea. Scooby-Doo walks in)
Scooby-Doo: Ri Reto rand Rilent Rokuba!
(Seto and Mokuba stare at Scooby-Doo)
Scooby-Doo: Reeheeheeheehee!
(Scooby-Doo exits)
Seto: Dude, we packed to much in these ones. I'm, like, hallucinating... (he suddenlly sees Gardina from Magic Knight Rayearth
dancing naked in front of him) Sweet... (she suddenly dissapears and is replaced by a medic examining him)
Medic: He's alive!
Seto: (bangs his head on the wall) F*ck! The one time I DON'T want to get woken up from my state of highness!
Medic: My job is done. Your bill is in the mail. (the Medic runs away)
Yugi: Jesus, what were you doing?! You put so much dope in that thing, that you could have been permenently stuck in a state
of highness!
(Seto proceeds to bang his head on the wall)
Silent Mokuba: (does a silent laugh)
Seto: Stop that! You are so frigging annoying! Why can't you speak?! Why can't you say 'Dude, I disagree,' or even, 'Those
are some good chilli fries.'
(Silent Mokuba gets mad and slams Seto against the wall)
Silent Mokuba: YOU KNOW WHY I DON"T SPEAK?! BECAUSE I CAN'T A F*CKING WORD IN WHEN YOU'RE AROUND, YOU'RE ALWAYS TALKING!!!
(Silent Mokuba calms down and lights up a cigarette)
Yugi: (bangs his head on the wall) I'm not supposed to be here today...
Yami: Look dude, f*ck you, ok? You're always complaining about how you're not supposed to be here, but shutup! F*ck you dude!
F*ck you! (Yami exits)
(Serenity walks in)
Serenity: Oh, Yugi...
Yugi: (winks at her) Sure... (walks over to Serenity and they start making out)
Tea: That'll keep Jon Wells happy... (see reviews of Yu-Gi-Oh: The Karaoke Party)
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Shade: Gotta love the Silent Mokuba. Ok, read and review! Send in ideas!