Shade: Sorry for not updating sooner, just that my grandma died.
Audience: Awwwww...
Shade: Goddamn, no more of that freakin' depressing noises! Lets just get on with the fic!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!,
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Tea: I mean, why are you making out with Serenity!
Yugi: Eh. Shade put it in.
Serenity: Can't disobey Shade! Hey, come back here Yugi! (they continue making out)
Yami: Hey, I know this is sick, but I'm getting hard.
Tea: Here. (gives Yami a paper cup)
Yami: Thanks. (puts cup over his boner)
Serenity: Whoa, do you get free refills with that?
Shade: That wasn't in the script! WOLFIUS!!!!
(Wolfius, Shades Yami, appears)
Wolfius: You called?
Shade: Uh huh. Remove her from the script.
Wolfius: Can do! (grabs Serenity and throws her into the 'Ex-Characters' bin)
Joey: Hey, she was hot!
Yugi: SHE'S YOUR SISTER!
Joey: So what, I'd still like to f*ck her.
(everyone retches)
Joey: What?
Yami: You inbred bumkin.
Joey: Hey! Just cause I find my sister hot-
Mai: Thats the entire problem!
Tea: You can't find your sister hot!
Shade: They're right, you know.
Joey: Fine...
(Jesus appears)
Jesus: One of you denies me, one of you betrays me! Joey will deny me, in just a few hours, three times he'll deny me. And
thats not all I see, one of my twelve chosen, will leave to betray me!
Yugi: Cut out the dramatics, you know very well who!
Jesus: Why don't you go do it?
Yugi: You want me to do it!
(Jesus leaves)
Yami: What was that aboot?
Yugi: Nothin'. Bloody children of god.
Joey: Yeah. Never liked him much.
(Joey, Yugi and Tristan lean back on the counter)
Yugi: I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy. I shot the sheriff but I swear it was in self defence.
Tristan: Theres a new wave coming. We're the kids of america. Ohohoh.
Joey: Love is like oxygen. Just enough, you're feeling fine, too little, you're gonna die.
Yugi: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. Here they are all standing in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head.
(everyone gives up)
Shade: Jesus, I'm out of ideas. Lets just stand around for a while. In fact, lets just play an old tape of mine and see if the
readers notice...
(we move to Shade, Fade and Jess sitting around)
Fade: Hey. We made this tape in 2001, just in case Shade or myself ever ran out of ideas.
Shade: Yep, if you're watching this, I was probably out of ideas, or making out with Jess.
Jess: Option two is most likely.
Shade: (smiles) Jess is probably right.
Fade: That doesn't matter.
Shade: Pass me some of that frozen yogurt.
Fade: It's a bit runny...
Shade: Doesn't matter.
Fade: It's sloppy...
Shade: I don't care.
Fade: Like, really-
Shade: I DON'T CARE HOW F*CKING RUNNY IT IS!!!
(Fades passes the yogurt)
Shade: Thank you. (eats it)
Jess: Why do I stay together with you? I could be with anyone...
Fade: But me.
Jess: True, but I don't want to be with you. No racial discrimination intended.
Fade: None taken...
Shade: But you would never be with Ryan...
(tape is ejected)
Yugi: What was that about?
Yami: Looked pretty crap.
Shade: It got worse.
Tea: I want you bad Yami. (looks shocked) Did I say that?!
Yugi: Screw you Tea, I've been cheating on you with Serenity (looks freaked) I didn't say that!
Shade: GODDAMMIT FADE!!! STOP EDITING MY FICS!!!
Fade: Sorry.
Yami: Stop inbreeding. Ban country music.
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Shade: If my fics get deleted, so be it. But why? What is wrong with this sort of fic? The people want funny random stuff that
is devoid of plot! Read and review.
Audience: Awwwww...
Shade: Goddamn, no more of that freakin' depressing noises! Lets just get on with the fic!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!,
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Tea: I mean, why are you making out with Serenity!
Yugi: Eh. Shade put it in.
Serenity: Can't disobey Shade! Hey, come back here Yugi! (they continue making out)
Yami: Hey, I know this is sick, but I'm getting hard.
Tea: Here. (gives Yami a paper cup)
Yami: Thanks. (puts cup over his boner)
Serenity: Whoa, do you get free refills with that?
Shade: That wasn't in the script! WOLFIUS!!!!
(Wolfius, Shades Yami, appears)
Wolfius: You called?
Shade: Uh huh. Remove her from the script.
Wolfius: Can do! (grabs Serenity and throws her into the 'Ex-Characters' bin)
Joey: Hey, she was hot!
Yugi: SHE'S YOUR SISTER!
Joey: So what, I'd still like to f*ck her.
(everyone retches)
Joey: What?
Yami: You inbred bumkin.
Joey: Hey! Just cause I find my sister hot-
Mai: Thats the entire problem!
Tea: You can't find your sister hot!
Shade: They're right, you know.
Joey: Fine...
(Jesus appears)
Jesus: One of you denies me, one of you betrays me! Joey will deny me, in just a few hours, three times he'll deny me. And
thats not all I see, one of my twelve chosen, will leave to betray me!
Yugi: Cut out the dramatics, you know very well who!
Jesus: Why don't you go do it?
Yugi: You want me to do it!
(Jesus leaves)
Yami: What was that aboot?
Yugi: Nothin'. Bloody children of god.
Joey: Yeah. Never liked him much.
(Joey, Yugi and Tristan lean back on the counter)
Yugi: I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy. I shot the sheriff but I swear it was in self defence.
Tristan: Theres a new wave coming. We're the kids of america. Ohohoh.
Joey: Love is like oxygen. Just enough, you're feeling fine, too little, you're gonna die.
Yugi: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. Here they are all standing in a row. Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head.
(everyone gives up)
Shade: Jesus, I'm out of ideas. Lets just stand around for a while. In fact, lets just play an old tape of mine and see if the
readers notice...
(we move to Shade, Fade and Jess sitting around)
Fade: Hey. We made this tape in 2001, just in case Shade or myself ever ran out of ideas.
Shade: Yep, if you're watching this, I was probably out of ideas, or making out with Jess.
Jess: Option two is most likely.
Shade: (smiles) Jess is probably right.
Fade: That doesn't matter.
Shade: Pass me some of that frozen yogurt.
Fade: It's a bit runny...
Shade: Doesn't matter.
Fade: It's sloppy...
Shade: I don't care.
Fade: Like, really-
Shade: I DON'T CARE HOW F*CKING RUNNY IT IS!!!
(Fades passes the yogurt)
Shade: Thank you. (eats it)
Jess: Why do I stay together with you? I could be with anyone...
Fade: But me.
Jess: True, but I don't want to be with you. No racial discrimination intended.
Fade: None taken...
Shade: But you would never be with Ryan...
(tape is ejected)
Yugi: What was that about?
Yami: Looked pretty crap.
Shade: It got worse.
Tea: I want you bad Yami. (looks shocked) Did I say that?!
Yugi: Screw you Tea, I've been cheating on you with Serenity (looks freaked) I didn't say that!
Shade: GODDAMMIT FADE!!! STOP EDITING MY FICS!!!
Fade: Sorry.
Yami: Stop inbreeding. Ban country music.
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Shade: If my fics get deleted, so be it. But why? What is wrong with this sort of fic? The people want funny random stuff that
is devoid of plot! Read and review.