Shade: Ok, haven't updated this in a long time. Back to the store we go.
Disclaimer: Read the other ones, dingleberry.
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(Yugi is sitting down at the counter, reading some porn magazines)
Yugi: Mmm, Miss April...
(Joey walks in)
Joey: Hey, my wigger. Hows the nudity? (looks at Yugi's porn) Hey, Miss April...
(Bakura walks in with Yami)
Yami: What are you two looking at? (looks over Yugi's shoulder) Helloooo Miss April...
Bakura: The hell?! Yami! What is so- (looks at Yugi's magazine) Is that Miss April?
(Tea walks in wearing an overcoat)
Tea: (looks at the guys looking at some porn) Ahem.
Yugi: (shocked, throws porn away) Uh, hey Tea! Hows it going?
Tea: (takes off her overcoat to reveal a boob-tube and a very short skirt) I am attractive, and I know how to accesorise.
Yugi: Hey, nice boots.
(Yami shakes his head)
Yami: Thats nothing. (pulls out an 18th century musket) I am an expert with every type of firearm... ever. (aims the musket at Yugi) This is my BOOMSTICK!!!
Bakura: Huh. Thats a good looking gun.
Bandit Keith: Undead duel monsters do not affect me. Just don't mess up my hair.
Yugi: Why is everyone saying this stuff?
(Tristan runs in)
Bakura: Hey Tristan.
Tristan: Hey guys, I just joined the army! And I found out something cool!
Yugi: And that is...?
Tristan: I can fit a grenade launcher... in my pants.
Yami: Or are you just happy to see me?
Yami Bakura: (picks up porn) Good day Miss April!
Yami Yugi: Didn't you try to kill my aibou?!
Yugi: Yeah, he did!
Tea: Get him!
(Yami Yugi aims his musket at Yami Bakura)
Yami Bakura: Do what you like.
Yugi: Huh?
Bandit Keith: What do you mean?!
Yami Bakura: Death is unimportant to me. It's just a minor inconvienience.
Yugi: Can we stop this now?
(some mail slides through the mail slot)
Tea: Yay! The mail's here!
(Yugi picks them up)
Yugi: Uh... Yami Yugi, here's your weekly Anime Magazine... (hands Yami the magazine)
Yami: Yes! This issue reveals what really happened behind the scenes of Digimon! (runs off giggling)
Yugi: Uh, Tea, here's your monthly gossip magazine... (hands Tea the magazine)
Tea: (flips through) Whats this? 'Where, Why and When I Cheated On Jess by Simon Wolf'...
(Shade runs in)
Shade: (puts on some dark glasses and pulls out a memory eraser from his pocket) Now then... (hits some buttons and a bright flash goes off) This never happened. (takes the magazine and replaces it with 'Naked Yugi Monthly')
Tea: Hey, my Naked Yugi Monthly is here!
Yugi: Okey dokey... here's my Naked Tea Monthly...
Bakura: And here's my Naked Yugi Monthly!
(everyone stares at him)
Bakura: Excuse me. (runs away)
Yugi: Eh, so what.
(a customer walks in)
Customer: Excuse me...
Yugi: Yes?
Customer: What do you sell here?
Yugi: Uh, Duel Monsters cards.
Customer: Oh, ok. How much?
Yugi: $5 for a pack of seven.
Customer: Hmm... any special offers going?
Yugi: Yes. Pose for some porn with a hot chick and you get a free pack.
Customer: Hmm... I'll take it.
Yugi: Follow Mai.
(Mai walks out of back room wearing a dominatrix outfit)
Mai: You've been a very naughty boy, haven't you?
Customer: Hell yeah! (walks into back room with Mai)
Tea: How about I give you a blow job in exchange for a free pack.
Yugi: Booyah.
(Grampa runs in)
Grampa: Hooray! My shift! Get out of here, Yugi! (kicks Yugi out of chair, and sits down) Booyah! What you waitin' for bitch, start sucking!
Tea: No.
Grampa: Then get out. (throws Yugi and Tea out of the store)
Yugi: Good choice, lady.
Tea: Thanks.
(they walk down the sidewalks)
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Shade: Read and review! Suggest ideas!
Disclaimer: Read the other ones, dingleberry.
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(Yugi is sitting down at the counter, reading some porn magazines)
Yugi: Mmm, Miss April...
(Joey walks in)
Joey: Hey, my wigger. Hows the nudity? (looks at Yugi's porn) Hey, Miss April...
(Bakura walks in with Yami)
Yami: What are you two looking at? (looks over Yugi's shoulder) Helloooo Miss April...
Bakura: The hell?! Yami! What is so- (looks at Yugi's magazine) Is that Miss April?
(Tea walks in wearing an overcoat)
Tea: (looks at the guys looking at some porn) Ahem.
Yugi: (shocked, throws porn away) Uh, hey Tea! Hows it going?
Tea: (takes off her overcoat to reveal a boob-tube and a very short skirt) I am attractive, and I know how to accesorise.
Yugi: Hey, nice boots.
(Yami shakes his head)
Yami: Thats nothing. (pulls out an 18th century musket) I am an expert with every type of firearm... ever. (aims the musket at Yugi) This is my BOOMSTICK!!!
Bakura: Huh. Thats a good looking gun.
Bandit Keith: Undead duel monsters do not affect me. Just don't mess up my hair.
Yugi: Why is everyone saying this stuff?
(Tristan runs in)
Bakura: Hey Tristan.
Tristan: Hey guys, I just joined the army! And I found out something cool!
Yugi: And that is...?
Tristan: I can fit a grenade launcher... in my pants.
Yami: Or are you just happy to see me?
Yami Bakura: (picks up porn) Good day Miss April!
Yami Yugi: Didn't you try to kill my aibou?!
Yugi: Yeah, he did!
Tea: Get him!
(Yami Yugi aims his musket at Yami Bakura)
Yami Bakura: Do what you like.
Yugi: Huh?
Bandit Keith: What do you mean?!
Yami Bakura: Death is unimportant to me. It's just a minor inconvienience.
Yugi: Can we stop this now?
(some mail slides through the mail slot)
Tea: Yay! The mail's here!
(Yugi picks them up)
Yugi: Uh... Yami Yugi, here's your weekly Anime Magazine... (hands Yami the magazine)
Yami: Yes! This issue reveals what really happened behind the scenes of Digimon! (runs off giggling)
Yugi: Uh, Tea, here's your monthly gossip magazine... (hands Tea the magazine)
Tea: (flips through) Whats this? 'Where, Why and When I Cheated On Jess by Simon Wolf'...
(Shade runs in)
Shade: (puts on some dark glasses and pulls out a memory eraser from his pocket) Now then... (hits some buttons and a bright flash goes off) This never happened. (takes the magazine and replaces it with 'Naked Yugi Monthly')
Tea: Hey, my Naked Yugi Monthly is here!
Yugi: Okey dokey... here's my Naked Tea Monthly...
Bakura: And here's my Naked Yugi Monthly!
(everyone stares at him)
Bakura: Excuse me. (runs away)
Yugi: Eh, so what.
(a customer walks in)
Customer: Excuse me...
Yugi: Yes?
Customer: What do you sell here?
Yugi: Uh, Duel Monsters cards.
Customer: Oh, ok. How much?
Yugi: $5 for a pack of seven.
Customer: Hmm... any special offers going?
Yugi: Yes. Pose for some porn with a hot chick and you get a free pack.
Customer: Hmm... I'll take it.
Yugi: Follow Mai.
(Mai walks out of back room wearing a dominatrix outfit)
Mai: You've been a very naughty boy, haven't you?
Customer: Hell yeah! (walks into back room with Mai)
Tea: How about I give you a blow job in exchange for a free pack.
Yugi: Booyah.
(Grampa runs in)
Grampa: Hooray! My shift! Get out of here, Yugi! (kicks Yugi out of chair, and sits down) Booyah! What you waitin' for bitch, start sucking!
Tea: No.
Grampa: Then get out. (throws Yugi and Tea out of the store)
Yugi: Good choice, lady.
Tea: Thanks.
(they walk down the sidewalks)
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Shade: Read and review! Suggest ideas!