Wolfwood:WOOT!My VERY firstest Invader Zim fanfic!Sorry if they seem a bit OOC!
Miharu:Dont worry about it...You never have people in the right character
Wolfwood:*smacks Miharu*shuddup!Anyways!Please R&R!

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*CRASH*
The young irkan invader pulled herself out of her smashed voot cruiser.She brushed the dirt from her clothes."Damn cruiser..."She muttered under her breath.Her S.I.R. ran by her,on fire,"It BURNS!IT B-U-U-U-URNS!!!!"It screamed before diving to the ground to roll around in the dirt."EBI!Stop rolling in the filth and get over here!"The Irkan yelled at the small robot.He came over obediantly."Yes master?" it lookd up at her questioningly."Lets go find out partner,Shall we?" She smiled at the robot.

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Zim sat down next to Gir.He went to pick up the remote control but Gir quickly grabbed it from him."I wanna watch the scary monkey show!"The small robot complained.Zim glared at him for a moment but left it at that.Soon there was a knock on the door."PIZZA!!!!!" Gir jumped up and ran to the door.Zim watched as Gir opened the door,fully expecting a pizza human.He was throughly surpirsed to see a young Irkan female with her S.I.R. standing in the doorway.Zim glared at the other irkan suspiciously."What are YOU doing here!?"he asked in his over expressive voice."The Tallest sent me here to..."She bagan when Zim cut her off."..Too have you stody the greatest Invader ever?!"He said proudly."Actually,"She sneered,"I was sent her to help you with your little mission."Zim seemed shocked at this,"SURELY you lie!Zim needs no HELP!"He announced."Thats why you've been on this planet for over 3 years,and it seems you've provented its doom more than once,""who are YOU to question ZIM!?" "My names Wolfwood,And im here to 'help' weather you like it or not," Wolfwood said arrogantly. hm.. she might prove useful,perhaps if she can win over the Dib monkeys affection she can get valuable information Zim smiled."I have decided you can study ZIM!~ You shall accompany me to skool tomorrow!"
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Wolfwood:Sorry about the Short chapter...its more or less just to get this posted.If you have any ideas for it please put them in a reveiw
Miharu:stop begging people to reveiw your stuff
Wolfwood:but thats the only way they'll ever do it...*whimper*Anyways next chapter should be up by thursday!