Chibodee: This is not fair!
George: Tough luck, I already went.
Domon: is on the ground, rolling around, laughing hysterically This is too priceless!
Queen of Hearts: Keep it up Domon, I'm saving the best for last.
Domon: stops You mean me?
Rain: Whom else would she mean?
Queen of Hearts: Yes, I meant you. I'm going to do you last so I can have plenty of time to think up all kinds of maniacal torture.
Domon: Gulp...
Queen of Hearts: And if anyone wants to suggest stuff for any of these people, just click that wonderful little review button on the bottom of your screen. I may even do some characters twice.
Everyone else: Please no!
Queen of Hearts: Oh, yes I am. Sai Saici, the disclaimer.
Sai Saici: The Queen of Hearts does not own any anime giant fighting robots, nor does she deserve the title of a member of the Shuffle Alliance.
Queen of Hearts: I'm no member of the Shuffle Alliance! Although I would like to be...
SA: RUN!!!
Queen of Hearts: Wait! Come back! How do I sign up?
Warnings: The people in this fic will indeed be VERY out of character. You have been warned.
Part 2-Chibodee Crocket
Chibodee Crocket took another sip of the steaming liquid in his mug. He was staring out a window at the white-wintery wonderland that lay before him.
The Gundam Maxter team had decided to take a little vacation down to the Earth. They had gone to a nice little ski resort, so little that it contained a shopping mall right within the district.
"The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup." Chibodee sang to himself. (credit to Deathsythe, that was too funny!)
He went downstairs, humming softly. He had thought that he would take Janet, Shirley, Bunny, and Cath skiing for a couple of hours.
"Hello girls." He greeted happily.
"ARGH!!!" Came the voices of his teammates around the corner, in the living room of their lodge.
He walked into the room expecting to see his bright and lively girls up and about. Hoo boy...
"Brr, I'm freezing! Cath shouted, only inches from the fire.
"Hey! Quit hogging all the space!" Janet shoved her aside.
"Stop that!" Bunny shouted at them.
"You're taking all of the blanket!" Shirley wined.
Chibodee couldn't be more shocked. There were his crew members, but not dressed in their usual skimpy outfits (I'm referring to their bathing suits). They were dressed in bland sweatsuits, shivering under their blanket.
"OH NO! WHAT HAPPENED?!" Chibodee shrieked, dropping his cup.
"Oh, hey Chibodee." They all chorused. Chibodee couldn't believe his eyes. He rubbed them again and again, only to get a stinging sensation on the lids.
He stumbled into the kitchen, carrying the now-shattered mug with him. He threw the shards away, and washed his hands. All throughout this entire process, his eyes wouldn't shut.
He walked out of the kitchen and onto the porch.
~A little skiing should probably do some good.~ He thought. This should be alot of fun for us...
He went down and rented some skis. He would have rather been snowboarding, but they were all out.
"Just my luck..." He said to himself as he strapped the too-small skis on. He stumbled, trying to stand up, but he kept falling.
At last he was able to stand and he walked, or tripped, over to the ski lift. The line was abnormally long, and it took about an hour to get on one of the cars.
When he at last found one, he quickly found a seat and sat down. He was right next to a really old guy, who talked about nothing but "the old days" and how the economy would bring the world to an end. Chibodee just sat there and sighed.
They finally got up to the summit and Chibodee still found himself next to the old geezer. Now he was talking about how the gundam fights reminded him of the old days when people would mud wrestle just to see who got the day's crop.
Chibodee wanted nothing more than to get away from this guy at the very minute, so he sped down the mountain as fast as he could go. But alas, the senior citizen wasn't about to let an audience get away. He went down just as fast as Chibodee had.
~This is getting ridiculous.~ Was the only thought that went through Chibodee's mind as he looked back to see the old man gaining on him. What a stupid idea...
"SMACK!!!" And the tree shook.
"Ow..."Chibodee groaned as he slid down the tree. Man, that had to hurt.
The old man had now stopped following Chibodee, for he was on the ground laughing. His sides were heaving so badly, you would suspect that he was suffering from a heart attack.
Chibodee stood up very slowly so as not to make the pain any worse. He could hear the old man gasping for breath as he rolled around with tears streaming from his eyes. Just great.
"Hello mister! I just ran into a tree, don't you think that you could at least try to help me?!" He shouted.
The old man stopped, still giggling maniacally. "Oh. So you have." Then he burst into laughter again.
Chibodee sweatdropped.
The guy stopped one last time and stood up. He lifted a hand to his face and pulled off a rubber mask. Underneath the mask was none other than-
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!?!?!" Chibodee shouted angrily.
"That was great Chibodee, I think that I'm going to send the tape to the World's Funniest Home Videos." Domon sneered as he held up the video camera.
"Just shoot me!" Chibodee shouted. He walked solemnly back to the lodge with Domon following on his heels.
~I need to blow off some steam.~ he thought as Domon headed straight for the kitchen. He went around back to find the Gundam Maxter, in all its pride and glory.
"Ah, the perfect way to forget about my day." He said to himself as he got into the cockpit. Hehe...
Punching every which was he could, Chibodee started to feel better.
~One last hit.~ He thought. He was ready for his ultimate move, the Burning Punch. Right in the middle of a ski resort.
"YAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Chibodee shouted as he threw that one last hit. It went directly into a nearby mountain.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE US!!!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed all the little people who were being smothered in snow.
"Oh great..." Chibodee sighed as the snow landed on top of him.
Queen of Hearts: Poor Chibodee. When's that episode of World's Funniest Home Videos on?
Chibodee: Don't you dare watch it!
Everyone else: watching the TV HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chibodee: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Queen of Hearts: That was good...Argo, I think that I'm gonna do you next.
Argo: Why me? I didn't do anything!
Queen of Hearts: Exactly, you barely do anything. So I'm gonna liven up your day.
Domon: I'll keep the camera handy.
Queen of Hearts: Good.
George: Tough luck, I already went.
Domon: is on the ground, rolling around, laughing hysterically This is too priceless!
Queen of Hearts: Keep it up Domon, I'm saving the best for last.
Domon: stops You mean me?
Rain: Whom else would she mean?
Queen of Hearts: Yes, I meant you. I'm going to do you last so I can have plenty of time to think up all kinds of maniacal torture.
Domon: Gulp...
Queen of Hearts: And if anyone wants to suggest stuff for any of these people, just click that wonderful little review button on the bottom of your screen. I may even do some characters twice.
Everyone else: Please no!
Queen of Hearts: Oh, yes I am. Sai Saici, the disclaimer.
Sai Saici: The Queen of Hearts does not own any anime giant fighting robots, nor does she deserve the title of a member of the Shuffle Alliance.
Queen of Hearts: I'm no member of the Shuffle Alliance! Although I would like to be...
SA: RUN!!!
Queen of Hearts: Wait! Come back! How do I sign up?
Warnings: The people in this fic will indeed be VERY out of character. You have been warned.
Part 2-Chibodee Crocket
Chibodee Crocket took another sip of the steaming liquid in his mug. He was staring out a window at the white-wintery wonderland that lay before him.
The Gundam Maxter team had decided to take a little vacation down to the Earth. They had gone to a nice little ski resort, so little that it contained a shopping mall right within the district.
"The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your cup." Chibodee sang to himself. (credit to Deathsythe, that was too funny!)
He went downstairs, humming softly. He had thought that he would take Janet, Shirley, Bunny, and Cath skiing for a couple of hours.
"Hello girls." He greeted happily.
"ARGH!!!" Came the voices of his teammates around the corner, in the living room of their lodge.
He walked into the room expecting to see his bright and lively girls up and about. Hoo boy...
"Brr, I'm freezing! Cath shouted, only inches from the fire.
"Hey! Quit hogging all the space!" Janet shoved her aside.
"Stop that!" Bunny shouted at them.
"You're taking all of the blanket!" Shirley wined.
Chibodee couldn't be more shocked. There were his crew members, but not dressed in their usual skimpy outfits (I'm referring to their bathing suits). They were dressed in bland sweatsuits, shivering under their blanket.
"OH NO! WHAT HAPPENED?!" Chibodee shrieked, dropping his cup.
"Oh, hey Chibodee." They all chorused. Chibodee couldn't believe his eyes. He rubbed them again and again, only to get a stinging sensation on the lids.
He stumbled into the kitchen, carrying the now-shattered mug with him. He threw the shards away, and washed his hands. All throughout this entire process, his eyes wouldn't shut.
He walked out of the kitchen and onto the porch.
~A little skiing should probably do some good.~ He thought. This should be alot of fun for us...
He went down and rented some skis. He would have rather been snowboarding, but they were all out.
"Just my luck..." He said to himself as he strapped the too-small skis on. He stumbled, trying to stand up, but he kept falling.
At last he was able to stand and he walked, or tripped, over to the ski lift. The line was abnormally long, and it took about an hour to get on one of the cars.
When he at last found one, he quickly found a seat and sat down. He was right next to a really old guy, who talked about nothing but "the old days" and how the economy would bring the world to an end. Chibodee just sat there and sighed.
They finally got up to the summit and Chibodee still found himself next to the old geezer. Now he was talking about how the gundam fights reminded him of the old days when people would mud wrestle just to see who got the day's crop.
Chibodee wanted nothing more than to get away from this guy at the very minute, so he sped down the mountain as fast as he could go. But alas, the senior citizen wasn't about to let an audience get away. He went down just as fast as Chibodee had.
~This is getting ridiculous.~ Was the only thought that went through Chibodee's mind as he looked back to see the old man gaining on him. What a stupid idea...
"SMACK!!!" And the tree shook.
"Ow..."Chibodee groaned as he slid down the tree. Man, that had to hurt.
The old man had now stopped following Chibodee, for he was on the ground laughing. His sides were heaving so badly, you would suspect that he was suffering from a heart attack.
Chibodee stood up very slowly so as not to make the pain any worse. He could hear the old man gasping for breath as he rolled around with tears streaming from his eyes. Just great.
"Hello mister! I just ran into a tree, don't you think that you could at least try to help me?!" He shouted.
The old man stopped, still giggling maniacally. "Oh. So you have." Then he burst into laughter again.
Chibodee sweatdropped.
The guy stopped one last time and stood up. He lifted a hand to his face and pulled off a rubber mask. Underneath the mask was none other than-
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!?!?!" Chibodee shouted angrily.
"That was great Chibodee, I think that I'm going to send the tape to the World's Funniest Home Videos." Domon sneered as he held up the video camera.
"Just shoot me!" Chibodee shouted. He walked solemnly back to the lodge with Domon following on his heels.
~I need to blow off some steam.~ he thought as Domon headed straight for the kitchen. He went around back to find the Gundam Maxter, in all its pride and glory.
"Ah, the perfect way to forget about my day." He said to himself as he got into the cockpit. Hehe...
Punching every which was he could, Chibodee started to feel better.
~One last hit.~ He thought. He was ready for his ultimate move, the Burning Punch. Right in the middle of a ski resort.
"YAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Chibodee shouted as he threw that one last hit. It went directly into a nearby mountain.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE US!!!!!!!!!!!!" Screamed all the little people who were being smothered in snow.
"Oh great..." Chibodee sighed as the snow landed on top of him.
Queen of Hearts: Poor Chibodee. When's that episode of World's Funniest Home Videos on?
Chibodee: Don't you dare watch it!
Everyone else: watching the TV HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chibodee: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Queen of Hearts: That was good...Argo, I think that I'm gonna do you next.
Argo: Why me? I didn't do anything!
Queen of Hearts: Exactly, you barely do anything. So I'm gonna liven up your day.
Domon: I'll keep the camera handy.
Queen of Hearts: Good.