Queen of Hearts: This is great! My third chapter!
George and Chibodee: Not that we're too happy about it.
Queen of Hearts: Shush. Now anyway...
Queen of Hearts is interrupted by some strange sound
Domon: laughing so hard that his guts are about to spill onto the floor BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Queen of Hearts: And just WHAT is so funny?!
Domon: I LOVE to see everyone else suffer! YAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Rain: Just because your dad was asleep for years, your mom was killed, your master died, and your brother died doesn't mean that you can poke fun at others who are having a bad time!
Domon: Yes I can!
Queen of Hearts: Whatever. -_-
Argo: Does this chapter HAVE to be about me?
Queen of Hearts: Yes, it does.
Argo: Darn.
Queen of Hearts: And thank you all for the reviews! I appreciate them! ^_^
Sai Saici: Yeah, well...Deathsythe's suggestion was a little out of the blue...
Queen of Hearts: He said that he couldn't think of anything, so that's okay. Thanks Deathsythe! You're a pal!
Argo: Hoo boy, let's get this over with.
Disclaimer: G Gundam is not mine. No way. Never. Nada. Let's see how many "n" words I can fit into my disclaimer...
5 hours later nay, noddo, NASA, nargh, nasal...
Warnings: The people in this fic will indeed be VERY out of character. You have been warned.
Part 3-Argo Gulsky
The sun dawned on this brand new day at the jail in Russia...Okay, I don't know exactly where in Russia, but I know it's there.
Argo Gulsky slowly opened his eyes. Littered all around him were empty beer bottles, all of which had been smashed.
"Uhhh...My head." Argo lifted his head carefully while experiencing the worse hangover that he had had in a while.
He had been up all night with his friends, partying over the fact that they were being freed the next day.
But everyone was gone now. They were nowhere to be seen. Had they vanished? No, of course not. This is a fic where the things can actually happen, silly!
Argo walked cautiously down the hall to where Nastasha's office was. He practically crawled in, moaning at his aching head.
"Yo Argo." Came the familiar voices of his friends. Argo opened his eyes all the way and could see all of them standing right in front of the desk, looking down at something.
He made his way over to where they were standing and looked down at what they were staring at. It was a piece of paper. It said:
I, Nastasha, hereby allow this group of space pirates to leave the jail under strict watch. I also command that their leader, Argo Gulsky, stay behind as penalty for their actions.
Needless to say, Argo threw a hissy fit.
"Geez man, no need to go mental on us!" The one named Bob shouted as a chicken flew past his face.
"THEN WHY ARE YOU LEAVING ME BEHIND?!" Argo yelled twice as loud as he ever had.
"Sorry bud. But that was the only way to save our hides." Charlie answered him.
"ARGH!!!" Argo yelled as he stormed out of the room. Outside, he met Nastasha.
"So, I see that you've read the document." She said calmly as Argo fumed.
"Why are you making me stay here?!" Argo wined less loudly because he was in front of Nastasha.
"Because you haven't finished scrubbing the floors with the toothbrush yet." Nastasha replied, still calm.
"You do realize that no one does that anymore." Argo said.
"IF YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE THAT KIND OF ATTITUDE WITH ME YOUNG MAN, THEN GO TO YOUR CELL!!!" Nastasha screeched.
"Yes ma'am." Argo hurriedly went down to his living quarters and shut the bars with a loud clang.
Later that day, when Argo had finished his afternoon "clang the cup up against the bars" routine, the guards brought in another prisoner. It was a guy a few years older than Argo, but he had a balding head and a HUMONGOUS moustache.
"Hmm?" Argo looked at the new guy.
One of the guards noticed his curiosity and said to him, "This one was brought in for cow tipping."
Argo arched a brow. Cow tipping? In this weather? Oh well, he thought. Anything can happen in the Queen of Hearts' fics.
The guy looked calm enough, so Argo decided that it would be fine to have him around.
"Say mister, do ya' mind if I play some music on this here harmonicy?" The guy asked in a very noticeable old southern accent.
"Uhh...Sure." Hehe, Argo would soon learn that it was a BIG mistake to say that.
The tune of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" soon spread throughout the entire grounds.
After about the fourteenth playing, Argo was getting slightly annoyed. Around the thirtieth, ticked off. About the eighty-sixth, REALLY pissed.
"WOULD YOU SHUT UP ALREADY?!?!?!?!" Argo couldn't control it any longer.
"Well excuse me sir. But I do reckon I remember you sayin' that you didn't mind me playin' this here harmonicy!" The guy said back.
"And it's not a 'harmonicy', it's a 'harmonica'!" Argo finally lost his temper. He stepped up to the door that held him back from the outside world and bent them apart enough to let him through.
Nastasha suddenly appeared on the scene. "How dare you destroy our property!" She shouted. She pulled a remote control thing out of her pocket and pressed the button.
"KAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!" Went the jail as Argo's bomb detonated.
"Ow..." Argo stood there amidst the rubble, completely covered in soot.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Laughed the guy as he looked over at Argo. When the bomb had gone off, his mask had been blown away. And he was, you guessed it, Domon!
"YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! HOO BOY, THAT WAS GREAT!!!" Domon shouted, trying to wipe the tears from his eyes.
Argo just stared into space...
Argo: is staring off into space Uhhhh...
Sai Saici: Uh, HELLO? waves his hand in front of Argo's face
Domon: I got that one taped too! This is going to be some collection!
George: At least he didn't tape mine.
Domon: Don't count your chickens before they hatch. I had a camera hidden in the birthday cake.
George: Gulp...
Queen of Hearts: That may not be my best work yet, but it was okay.
Sai Saici: Let me guess, I'm next.
Queen of Hearts: Wow! You're a psychic?
Sai Saici: Shoot me now!
Keiun and Zuisen: This should be fun...
Sai Saici: I thought that you guys were on my side!
Queen of Hearts: I have the most perfect idea for your chapter, Sai Saici. Hehehe...
Domon: Popcorn, anyone?
Tune in next time for more silliness and fun!
George and Chibodee: Not that we're too happy about it.
Queen of Hearts: Shush. Now anyway...
Queen of Hearts is interrupted by some strange sound
Domon: laughing so hard that his guts are about to spill onto the floor BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Queen of Hearts: And just WHAT is so funny?!
Domon: I LOVE to see everyone else suffer! YAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Rain: Just because your dad was asleep for years, your mom was killed, your master died, and your brother died doesn't mean that you can poke fun at others who are having a bad time!
Domon: Yes I can!
Queen of Hearts: Whatever. -_-
Argo: Does this chapter HAVE to be about me?
Queen of Hearts: Yes, it does.
Argo: Darn.
Queen of Hearts: And thank you all for the reviews! I appreciate them! ^_^
Sai Saici: Yeah, well...Deathsythe's suggestion was a little out of the blue...
Queen of Hearts: He said that he couldn't think of anything, so that's okay. Thanks Deathsythe! You're a pal!
Argo: Hoo boy, let's get this over with.
Disclaimer: G Gundam is not mine. No way. Never. Nada. Let's see how many "n" words I can fit into my disclaimer...
5 hours later nay, noddo, NASA, nargh, nasal...
Warnings: The people in this fic will indeed be VERY out of character. You have been warned.
Part 3-Argo Gulsky
The sun dawned on this brand new day at the jail in Russia...Okay, I don't know exactly where in Russia, but I know it's there.
Argo Gulsky slowly opened his eyes. Littered all around him were empty beer bottles, all of which had been smashed.
"Uhhh...My head." Argo lifted his head carefully while experiencing the worse hangover that he had had in a while.
He had been up all night with his friends, partying over the fact that they were being freed the next day.
But everyone was gone now. They were nowhere to be seen. Had they vanished? No, of course not. This is a fic where the things can actually happen, silly!
Argo walked cautiously down the hall to where Nastasha's office was. He practically crawled in, moaning at his aching head.
"Yo Argo." Came the familiar voices of his friends. Argo opened his eyes all the way and could see all of them standing right in front of the desk, looking down at something.
He made his way over to where they were standing and looked down at what they were staring at. It was a piece of paper. It said:
I, Nastasha, hereby allow this group of space pirates to leave the jail under strict watch. I also command that their leader, Argo Gulsky, stay behind as penalty for their actions.
Needless to say, Argo threw a hissy fit.
"Geez man, no need to go mental on us!" The one named Bob shouted as a chicken flew past his face.
"THEN WHY ARE YOU LEAVING ME BEHIND?!" Argo yelled twice as loud as he ever had.
"Sorry bud. But that was the only way to save our hides." Charlie answered him.
"ARGH!!!" Argo yelled as he stormed out of the room. Outside, he met Nastasha.
"So, I see that you've read the document." She said calmly as Argo fumed.
"Why are you making me stay here?!" Argo wined less loudly because he was in front of Nastasha.
"Because you haven't finished scrubbing the floors with the toothbrush yet." Nastasha replied, still calm.
"You do realize that no one does that anymore." Argo said.
"IF YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE THAT KIND OF ATTITUDE WITH ME YOUNG MAN, THEN GO TO YOUR CELL!!!" Nastasha screeched.
"Yes ma'am." Argo hurriedly went down to his living quarters and shut the bars with a loud clang.
Later that day, when Argo had finished his afternoon "clang the cup up against the bars" routine, the guards brought in another prisoner. It was a guy a few years older than Argo, but he had a balding head and a HUMONGOUS moustache.
"Hmm?" Argo looked at the new guy.
One of the guards noticed his curiosity and said to him, "This one was brought in for cow tipping."
Argo arched a brow. Cow tipping? In this weather? Oh well, he thought. Anything can happen in the Queen of Hearts' fics.
The guy looked calm enough, so Argo decided that it would be fine to have him around.
"Say mister, do ya' mind if I play some music on this here harmonicy?" The guy asked in a very noticeable old southern accent.
"Uhh...Sure." Hehe, Argo would soon learn that it was a BIG mistake to say that.
The tune of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" soon spread throughout the entire grounds.
After about the fourteenth playing, Argo was getting slightly annoyed. Around the thirtieth, ticked off. About the eighty-sixth, REALLY pissed.
"WOULD YOU SHUT UP ALREADY?!?!?!?!" Argo couldn't control it any longer.
"Well excuse me sir. But I do reckon I remember you sayin' that you didn't mind me playin' this here harmonicy!" The guy said back.
"And it's not a 'harmonicy', it's a 'harmonica'!" Argo finally lost his temper. He stepped up to the door that held him back from the outside world and bent them apart enough to let him through.
Nastasha suddenly appeared on the scene. "How dare you destroy our property!" She shouted. She pulled a remote control thing out of her pocket and pressed the button.
"KAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!" Went the jail as Argo's bomb detonated.
"Ow..." Argo stood there amidst the rubble, completely covered in soot.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Laughed the guy as he looked over at Argo. When the bomb had gone off, his mask had been blown away. And he was, you guessed it, Domon!
"YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! HOO BOY, THAT WAS GREAT!!!" Domon shouted, trying to wipe the tears from his eyes.
Argo just stared into space...
Argo: is staring off into space Uhhhh...
Sai Saici: Uh, HELLO? waves his hand in front of Argo's face
Domon: I got that one taped too! This is going to be some collection!
George: At least he didn't tape mine.
Domon: Don't count your chickens before they hatch. I had a camera hidden in the birthday cake.
George: Gulp...
Queen of Hearts: That may not be my best work yet, but it was okay.
Sai Saici: Let me guess, I'm next.
Queen of Hearts: Wow! You're a psychic?
Sai Saici: Shoot me now!
Keiun and Zuisen: This should be fun...
Sai Saici: I thought that you guys were on my side!
Queen of Hearts: I have the most perfect idea for your chapter, Sai Saici. Hehehe...
Domon: Popcorn, anyone?
Tune in next time for more silliness and fun!