Queen of Hearts: OH! I'm so sorry everyone!
Chibodee: What's the matter?
Queen of Hearts: That last chapter REALLY, and I mean REALLY sucked.
Argo: I know that already.
Domon: is still cracking up WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! IT WAS GREAT!!!
George: Uh, Domon? It wasn't THAT funny.
Domon: can't hear him BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Rain: I think that he takes this fic far too seriously.
Queen of Hearts: Or maybe not seriously enough.
Sai Saici: Must you do mine?
Queen of Hearts: Mmhmm. You're the perfect victi- I mean subject.
Sai Saici: sweatdrop Just great.
Queen of Hearts: And after this chapter all you readers will feel extra sorry for Sai Saici. That poor cutie!
Sai Saici: Now I feel loads better. -_-
Keiun: Now Sai Saici,
Zuisen: You must uphold your family honor,
Both: And live out this torture! both strike funny DBZ poses and put up victory signs
Everyone else: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Queen of Hearts: I was really motivated to write this chapter now because...I SAW THE REAL SHAOLIN MONKS!!!
G Gundam cast: *gasp* REALLY?!
Queen of Hearts: They were so cool! Some of them performed kata with weaponry, and there was one that balanced on three spears, and another two laid on top of one another with a board of nails in between them and another person broke a wooden board over them with a hammer!
Allenby: Save your breath, woman!
Queen of Hearts: I'll try. So this chapter is going to be extra good for three reasons. One, I haven't updated in a while. Two, I saw the Shaolin Monks just a few days ago. And three...
Everyone: WHAT IS IT?!?!
Queen of Hearts: ...Because my last chapter sucked! ^_^
Everyone else: anime fall
Warnings: The people in this fic will indeed be VERY out of character. You have been warned.
Part 4-Sai Saici
"YAWN!!!" Sai Saici got up from bed. He had slept like a log. An old, smelly, rotting log.
"SAI SAICI!!!" Keiun yelled up to him.
"I'm coming, I'm coming." Sai Saici groaned. It had been about half a year since the Thirteenth Gundam Fight, and after everything was all set he enjoyed a nice peaceful life in the Shaolin Temple. Which meant that he annoyed the two older monks every chance he got.
As Sai Saici made his way down for morning practice, something didn't seem right in the temple. It just seemed, out of place.
"Ah, here he is now." Zuisen greeted as the young martial artist made his way down.
"Huh? What's going on?" The very groggy Sai Saici asked when he saw all the strange people littered around the temple.
"Well young Sai Saici, it's a long story." Keiun smiled in reassurance.
"And to make that long story short, we're selling the Shaolin Temple and moving to Miami." Zuisen gave a thumbs-up sign.
Sai Saici's eyes went extremely wide as he heard this news. What was this? Could his ears be deceiving him? No, that wasn't it. The guy in the spiffy suit that stood in front of him was real. Really real.
"Wha, wha, wha, wha..." All that he could do was stand there and stare into an infinite abyss.
"Well, we're going now. So, see ya'!" Keiun and Zuisen high-tailed it out of there.
"Alright men, tear it all down." The guy in the spiffy suit said.
Sai Saici took a moment from his self-pity to look at the man. "Who are you anyway?"
The guy in the spiffy suit looked down at him. "My name is, um, Charlie Somethingorother, young one." The guy said.
"Well Mr. Somethingorother, I'll have you know that I grew up in this temple and I refuse to just stand around and watch it get torn to the ground!" Sai Saici said as a soap box magically appeared underneath him.
"Yeah yeah, sure sure. Whatever, kid. Just go outside and play in the sandbox or something." Charlie said as he shooed Sai Saici away.
"I'll have you know that I am the reigning Gundam fighter of Neo-China!" Sai Saici protested.
Charlie let out a snicker. "Right kid, whatever you say."
Sai Saici released himself from the guy's grip and ran away as fast as possible. He had to get away from the destruction of his home.
As he ran down the abandoned road, he noticed a humongous billboard. It read, "Coming Soon, Somethingorother Mini Mall."
Sai Saici practically melted to the ground. A mini mall? Right at the place that he cared the most about.
He got back up, only with tears in his eyes this time. This just was not his day. (Hence, the name of the story)
He ran down to the town and straight into the nearest bar. So what if he was only sixteen? He needed something to calm his nerves.
After he ordered a twenty-gallon jug of sake, he sat down and guzzled. A sharp, bitter taste raced down his throat and he nearly lost his balance. After another drink or so, he rushed into the bathroom and lost whatever he had in his stomach.
When he came back, he kept on drinking. He needed to wash away all his despair, all his fear and all that other crap.
A little later, he thought that he saw someone he recognized. His vision was a little blurred, but he could make out blue hair on a girl's head. Hmm. Where had he seen that before? Where could it have been?
A little light bulb went off above Sai Saici's head. Cecil! But who was she with?
There was a guy next to her!!! OH NO!!! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
And, oh no, the guy has his arm around her! AAAAAAYYYYYYYAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And Sai Saici fainted.
He woke up in his bed, just like he did every morning. What had happened? He could remember a few things, and he knew that the temple had been torn down.
So how could he be in it at that very moment?
Charlie Somethingorother made his way through Sai Saici's bedroom and right next to the bed. "Confused, are we?"
Sai Saici looked up. "What?!"
Charlie Somethingorother laughed. But it was kind of a restrained laugh, like he was someone who was used to hysterical laughter. Wonder who that could be?
"Oh, Sai Saici. I can't believe that you haven't figured it out yet." And Charlie removed his rubber mask, revealing none other than...
"DOMON?!?!?!?!?!" Sai Saici yelled.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! That has to be one of my greatest pranks yet!" Domon shouted through insane bursts of laughter.
"But, but...What about Cecil?" Sai Saici asked.
"She was part of my ingenious plan, and she agreed to make you miserable for a day." Domon rubbed his hands together.
"So...You really aren't going to turn the temple into a mini mall?" Sai Saici cheered up.
"Haha! Of course not. I know how hard you worked to restore it and I respect that." Domon chuckled.
"Well, if that's all set, I still feel like we're missing something." Sai Saici pondered.
"You're absolutely right..."
Over in Miami...
"Aahhh...This is the life." Keiun sighed as he relaxed on the beach.
"Oh waitress! Another pina colada if you may." Zuisen raised his glass in the air.
Queen of Hearts: I thought that it was actually pretty good.
Sai Saici: That turned out better than I expected.
George: That's because she could only make us suffer.
Queen of Hearts: Because you people are older and have had more experience in the area.
Chibodee: Thanks to you.
Queen of Hearts: XP The next chapter is going to be for Allenby, so buckle up!
D-sythe: randomly pops in You had better not hurt her!
Queen of Hearts: Of course not!...Much...
Domon: still on the ground So...please...review...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chibodee: What's the matter?
Queen of Hearts: That last chapter REALLY, and I mean REALLY sucked.
Argo: I know that already.
Domon: is still cracking up WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! IT WAS GREAT!!!
George: Uh, Domon? It wasn't THAT funny.
Domon: can't hear him BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Rain: I think that he takes this fic far too seriously.
Queen of Hearts: Or maybe not seriously enough.
Sai Saici: Must you do mine?
Queen of Hearts: Mmhmm. You're the perfect victi- I mean subject.
Sai Saici: sweatdrop Just great.
Queen of Hearts: And after this chapter all you readers will feel extra sorry for Sai Saici. That poor cutie!
Sai Saici: Now I feel loads better. -_-
Keiun: Now Sai Saici,
Zuisen: You must uphold your family honor,
Both: And live out this torture! both strike funny DBZ poses and put up victory signs
Everyone else: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Queen of Hearts: I was really motivated to write this chapter now because...I SAW THE REAL SHAOLIN MONKS!!!
G Gundam cast: *gasp* REALLY?!
Queen of Hearts: They were so cool! Some of them performed kata with weaponry, and there was one that balanced on three spears, and another two laid on top of one another with a board of nails in between them and another person broke a wooden board over them with a hammer!
Allenby: Save your breath, woman!
Queen of Hearts: I'll try. So this chapter is going to be extra good for three reasons. One, I haven't updated in a while. Two, I saw the Shaolin Monks just a few days ago. And three...
Everyone: WHAT IS IT?!?!
Queen of Hearts: ...Because my last chapter sucked! ^_^
Everyone else: anime fall
Warnings: The people in this fic will indeed be VERY out of character. You have been warned.
Part 4-Sai Saici
"YAWN!!!" Sai Saici got up from bed. He had slept like a log. An old, smelly, rotting log.
"SAI SAICI!!!" Keiun yelled up to him.
"I'm coming, I'm coming." Sai Saici groaned. It had been about half a year since the Thirteenth Gundam Fight, and after everything was all set he enjoyed a nice peaceful life in the Shaolin Temple. Which meant that he annoyed the two older monks every chance he got.
As Sai Saici made his way down for morning practice, something didn't seem right in the temple. It just seemed, out of place.
"Ah, here he is now." Zuisen greeted as the young martial artist made his way down.
"Huh? What's going on?" The very groggy Sai Saici asked when he saw all the strange people littered around the temple.
"Well young Sai Saici, it's a long story." Keiun smiled in reassurance.
"And to make that long story short, we're selling the Shaolin Temple and moving to Miami." Zuisen gave a thumbs-up sign.
Sai Saici's eyes went extremely wide as he heard this news. What was this? Could his ears be deceiving him? No, that wasn't it. The guy in the spiffy suit that stood in front of him was real. Really real.
"Wha, wha, wha, wha..." All that he could do was stand there and stare into an infinite abyss.
"Well, we're going now. So, see ya'!" Keiun and Zuisen high-tailed it out of there.
"Alright men, tear it all down." The guy in the spiffy suit said.
Sai Saici took a moment from his self-pity to look at the man. "Who are you anyway?"
The guy in the spiffy suit looked down at him. "My name is, um, Charlie Somethingorother, young one." The guy said.
"Well Mr. Somethingorother, I'll have you know that I grew up in this temple and I refuse to just stand around and watch it get torn to the ground!" Sai Saici said as a soap box magically appeared underneath him.
"Yeah yeah, sure sure. Whatever, kid. Just go outside and play in the sandbox or something." Charlie said as he shooed Sai Saici away.
"I'll have you know that I am the reigning Gundam fighter of Neo-China!" Sai Saici protested.
Charlie let out a snicker. "Right kid, whatever you say."
Sai Saici released himself from the guy's grip and ran away as fast as possible. He had to get away from the destruction of his home.
As he ran down the abandoned road, he noticed a humongous billboard. It read, "Coming Soon, Somethingorother Mini Mall."
Sai Saici practically melted to the ground. A mini mall? Right at the place that he cared the most about.
He got back up, only with tears in his eyes this time. This just was not his day. (Hence, the name of the story)
He ran down to the town and straight into the nearest bar. So what if he was only sixteen? He needed something to calm his nerves.
After he ordered a twenty-gallon jug of sake, he sat down and guzzled. A sharp, bitter taste raced down his throat and he nearly lost his balance. After another drink or so, he rushed into the bathroom and lost whatever he had in his stomach.
When he came back, he kept on drinking. He needed to wash away all his despair, all his fear and all that other crap.
A little later, he thought that he saw someone he recognized. His vision was a little blurred, but he could make out blue hair on a girl's head. Hmm. Where had he seen that before? Where could it have been?
A little light bulb went off above Sai Saici's head. Cecil! But who was she with?
There was a guy next to her!!! OH NO!!! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
And, oh no, the guy has his arm around her! AAAAAAYYYYYYYAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And Sai Saici fainted.
He woke up in his bed, just like he did every morning. What had happened? He could remember a few things, and he knew that the temple had been torn down.
So how could he be in it at that very moment?
Charlie Somethingorother made his way through Sai Saici's bedroom and right next to the bed. "Confused, are we?"
Sai Saici looked up. "What?!"
Charlie Somethingorother laughed. But it was kind of a restrained laugh, like he was someone who was used to hysterical laughter. Wonder who that could be?
"Oh, Sai Saici. I can't believe that you haven't figured it out yet." And Charlie removed his rubber mask, revealing none other than...
"DOMON?!?!?!?!?!" Sai Saici yelled.
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! That has to be one of my greatest pranks yet!" Domon shouted through insane bursts of laughter.
"But, but...What about Cecil?" Sai Saici asked.
"She was part of my ingenious plan, and she agreed to make you miserable for a day." Domon rubbed his hands together.
"So...You really aren't going to turn the temple into a mini mall?" Sai Saici cheered up.
"Haha! Of course not. I know how hard you worked to restore it and I respect that." Domon chuckled.
"Well, if that's all set, I still feel like we're missing something." Sai Saici pondered.
"You're absolutely right..."
Over in Miami...
"Aahhh...This is the life." Keiun sighed as he relaxed on the beach.
"Oh waitress! Another pina colada if you may." Zuisen raised his glass in the air.
Queen of Hearts: I thought that it was actually pretty good.
Sai Saici: That turned out better than I expected.
George: That's because she could only make us suffer.
Queen of Hearts: Because you people are older and have had more experience in the area.
Chibodee: Thanks to you.
Queen of Hearts: XP The next chapter is going to be for Allenby, so buckle up!
D-sythe: randomly pops in You had better not hurt her!
Queen of Hearts: Of course not!...Much...
Domon: still on the ground So...please...review...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!