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Muggles Shampoo! Shampooish!
Draco walked to his *private* bathroom, having one towel in his right hand and a bottle of Super Fresh Not For Muggles Shampoo in the other. He took a shower, and washed his hair, while singing 'Yellow Submarine'. (The only good thing Muggles ever invented.)
Moaning 'Oh yess yeessss yeeaaassss!!!' While rubbing the shampoo in his hair made him feel very *sexy*. He could understand why it wasn't for Muggles, this shampoo was waaay to *sexy* for Muggle hair! HA!!
When he was done showering, dressing, you know the deal, he walked back to his *private* bedroom, and sat on his KINGSIZE bed. Oh what a wonderful life it was! He lay down, feeling weird in his head. 'Hmm... Must be the new shampoo! It cannot handle my *sexy* hair!' He grinned.
'Of course it can't! Nothing can...' Draco continued talking about his sexyness for another fifteen minutes.
'-AND THEN I SAID, WELL OF COURSE NOT, UGLY HEAD, I AM THE MASTER OF SEXYNESS!' He walked over to his 10 feet mirror. 'Whoeee!!' He looked in the mirror and whistled. 'I'm one sexy bitch!'
He walked down to the "Great Hall". Draco didn't know what was so great about it. Of course, if he was there, it WAS a Great Hall, but without him... He shook his head. That silly Dumbledore.
Draco almost bumped into Snape. 'Watch the hair!' Draco yelled at him. 'ONE hair out of place and my sexyness will be zero...' Snape looked at him oddly. 'I'm sexy and you know it!' Draco shouted before disappearing into the Great Hall, which now really was GREAT. Snape wondered if he has to tell Lucius about this or not.
'HEY LOOK EVERYBODY, I AM HERE! THIS HALL IS NOW OFFICIAL GREAT!' Draco shouted, spreading his arms. 'The *SEXY* Prince Of Slytherin has arrived!!!' He felt so proud of himself. He is Draco Malfoy, the most *sexy* person ever existed. He is perfect. He is Draco Malfoy!
'I am Draco Malfoy, the most *sexy* person ever existed. I am perfect. I am DRACO MALFOY!' He yelled. Everyone looked at him, in silence. 'You know it's true!' Draco said, making a 'Fonz' like pose. 'Ayyyy!' He had to admit, The Fonz was pretty sexy too. But The Fonz was nothing compared to himself, of course!
He sighed. He could understand why everyone was looking at him like that. No one has ever seen such a sexy person. Of course, he's always been sexy, but with his new shampoo, he was even sexier! He would have never thought that that was possible, but hey, miracles do happen!
Draco walked to his seat at the Slytherin table, knowing that everyone was looking at him, which was logical. If he would see someone so sexy as him, he'd be staring too. God, he was so sexy!
'No wait...' He abruptly thought, 'I'm too sexy for the "normal" Slytherin table! I'm too sexy for everything!'
Suddenly, a spotlight was focused on him, he turned around, his beautiful face in full glory. He was holding a microphone. Music began playing as he started to sing.
I'm Too Sexy For My Love
Too Sexy For My Love
Love's Going To Leave
Draco winked at the people who were staring at him.
I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt
Too Sexy For My Shirt
So Sexy It Hurts
He took of his cloak, knowing how sexy he was.
And I'm Too Sexy For Milan
Too Sexy For Milan
New York And Japan
He took off his grey vest.
I'm Too Sexy For Your Party
Too Sexy For Your Party
No Way I'm Disco Dancing
I'm A Model, Ya Know What I Mean
And I Do My Little Turn On The Catwalk
Yeah On The Catwalk
On The Catwalk Yeah
I Do My Little Turn On The Catwalk
He turned around and faced the public again. 'I'm so sexy...' he thought, smiling.
I'm Too Sexy For My Car
Too Sexy For My Car
Too Sexy By Far
And I'm Too Sexy For My Hat
Too Sexy For My Hat
What Ya Think About That
He threw off his black wizard hat.
I'm A Model, Ya Know What I Mean
And I Do My Little Turn On The Catwalk
Yeah On The Catwalk
On The Catwalk Yeah
I Shake My Little Tush On The Catwalk
He shook his ass, knowing how great he was.
Too Sexy For My
Too Sexy For My
Too Sexy For My
He removed his Slytherin tie, waving it above his head.
I'm A Model, Ya Know What I Mean
And I Do My Little Turn On The Catwalk
Yeah On The Catwalk
Yeah On The Catwalk Yeah
I Shake My Little Tush On The Catwalk
Draco unbuttoned his white shirt, many gasps were heard. He smirked, he hasn't trained his muscles for nothing!
I'm Too Sexy For My Cat
Too Sexy For My Cat
Poor Pussy
Poor Pussy Cat
I'm Too Sexy For My Love
Too Sexy For My Love
Love's Going To Leave Me
Dancing around like the sexy stud he was, throwing winks to good-looking girls.
And I'm Too Sexy For This Song
He picked up his clothes and walked out of the Great Hall, which suddenly lost his Greatness. Draco whistled while he walked down to his *private* bedroom and lay down on it again. 'That sure was some good shampoo!' He thought, before falling in sleep, exhausted from his *sexy* performance.
~~~~ -Er- ... I was first going to make him get high from the shampoo, like I just did. I washed my hair and used some new shampoo, and I felt like I was sooo high! It was really weird! Yay for shampoo! Uhmm... Please review? ~~~~
Draco walked to his *private* bathroom, having one towel in his right hand and a bottle of Super Fresh Not For Muggles Shampoo in the other. He took a shower, and washed his hair, while singing 'Yellow Submarine'. (The only good thing Muggles ever invented.)
Moaning 'Oh yess yeessss yeeaaassss!!!' While rubbing the shampoo in his hair made him feel very *sexy*. He could understand why it wasn't for Muggles, this shampoo was waaay to *sexy* for Muggle hair! HA!!
When he was done showering, dressing, you know the deal, he walked back to his *private* bedroom, and sat on his KINGSIZE bed. Oh what a wonderful life it was! He lay down, feeling weird in his head. 'Hmm... Must be the new shampoo! It cannot handle my *sexy* hair!' He grinned.
'Of course it can't! Nothing can...' Draco continued talking about his sexyness for another fifteen minutes.
'-AND THEN I SAID, WELL OF COURSE NOT, UGLY HEAD, I AM THE MASTER OF SEXYNESS!' He walked over to his 10 feet mirror. 'Whoeee!!' He looked in the mirror and whistled. 'I'm one sexy bitch!'
He walked down to the "Great Hall". Draco didn't know what was so great about it. Of course, if he was there, it WAS a Great Hall, but without him... He shook his head. That silly Dumbledore.
Draco almost bumped into Snape. 'Watch the hair!' Draco yelled at him. 'ONE hair out of place and my sexyness will be zero...' Snape looked at him oddly. 'I'm sexy and you know it!' Draco shouted before disappearing into the Great Hall, which now really was GREAT. Snape wondered if he has to tell Lucius about this or not.
'HEY LOOK EVERYBODY, I AM HERE! THIS HALL IS NOW OFFICIAL GREAT!' Draco shouted, spreading his arms. 'The *SEXY* Prince Of Slytherin has arrived!!!' He felt so proud of himself. He is Draco Malfoy, the most *sexy* person ever existed. He is perfect. He is Draco Malfoy!
'I am Draco Malfoy, the most *sexy* person ever existed. I am perfect. I am DRACO MALFOY!' He yelled. Everyone looked at him, in silence. 'You know it's true!' Draco said, making a 'Fonz' like pose. 'Ayyyy!' He had to admit, The Fonz was pretty sexy too. But The Fonz was nothing compared to himself, of course!
He sighed. He could understand why everyone was looking at him like that. No one has ever seen such a sexy person. Of course, he's always been sexy, but with his new shampoo, he was even sexier! He would have never thought that that was possible, but hey, miracles do happen!
Draco walked to his seat at the Slytherin table, knowing that everyone was looking at him, which was logical. If he would see someone so sexy as him, he'd be staring too. God, he was so sexy!
'No wait...' He abruptly thought, 'I'm too sexy for the "normal" Slytherin table! I'm too sexy for everything!'
Suddenly, a spotlight was focused on him, he turned around, his beautiful face in full glory. He was holding a microphone. Music began playing as he started to sing.
I'm Too Sexy For My Love
Too Sexy For My Love
Love's Going To Leave
Draco winked at the people who were staring at him.
I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt
Too Sexy For My Shirt
So Sexy It Hurts
He took of his cloak, knowing how sexy he was.
And I'm Too Sexy For Milan
Too Sexy For Milan
New York And Japan
He took off his grey vest.
I'm Too Sexy For Your Party
Too Sexy For Your Party
No Way I'm Disco Dancing
I'm A Model, Ya Know What I Mean
And I Do My Little Turn On The Catwalk
Yeah On The Catwalk
On The Catwalk Yeah
I Do My Little Turn On The Catwalk
He turned around and faced the public again. 'I'm so sexy...' he thought, smiling.
I'm Too Sexy For My Car
Too Sexy For My Car
Too Sexy By Far
And I'm Too Sexy For My Hat
Too Sexy For My Hat
What Ya Think About That
He threw off his black wizard hat.
I'm A Model, Ya Know What I Mean
And I Do My Little Turn On The Catwalk
Yeah On The Catwalk
On The Catwalk Yeah
I Shake My Little Tush On The Catwalk
He shook his ass, knowing how great he was.
Too Sexy For My
Too Sexy For My
Too Sexy For My
He removed his Slytherin tie, waving it above his head.
I'm A Model, Ya Know What I Mean
And I Do My Little Turn On The Catwalk
Yeah On The Catwalk
Yeah On The Catwalk Yeah
I Shake My Little Tush On The Catwalk
Draco unbuttoned his white shirt, many gasps were heard. He smirked, he hasn't trained his muscles for nothing!
I'm Too Sexy For My Cat
Too Sexy For My Cat
Poor Pussy
Poor Pussy Cat
I'm Too Sexy For My Love
Too Sexy For My Love
Love's Going To Leave Me
Dancing around like the sexy stud he was, throwing winks to good-looking girls.
And I'm Too Sexy For This Song
He picked up his clothes and walked out of the Great Hall, which suddenly lost his Greatness. Draco whistled while he walked down to his *private* bedroom and lay down on it again. 'That sure was some good shampoo!' He thought, before falling in sleep, exhausted from his *sexy* performance.
~~~~ -Er- ... I was first going to make him get high from the shampoo, like I just did. I washed my hair and used some new shampoo, and I felt like I was sooo high! It was really weird! Yay for shampoo! Uhmm... Please review? ~~~~