Lucius Malfoy walked around in his over-large manor, his nose in the air.
Well, of course, even if no one's there, he's still just as egocentric as
always. Logical. Of course logical. He is Lucius Malfoy.
He walked down the stairs *The one with the pretty green fluffy carpet* when he suddenly tripped. He tried to grab something to hold on to, but it was too late. Our dear Lucius fell down the long, long, long stairs. After about 2 minutes of falling down the stairs, he was laying on the ground, completely messed up.
He lay there for about 30 seconds, when he realised what happened. He stood up, dusting off his beautiful black robes. 'Damn it, why are there stairs so fucking long anyway!?! Who the fuck has such fucking long stairs... fuck it...' When no one was around, he liked to use Muggle obscenities, they sound tougher.
Lucius shook his head, and walked on to the kitchen, where he was heading to BEFORE he fell of the damn stairs. He passed a large mirror, giving it a quick glance. His eyes widened when he realised what he had just seen. Lucius hurried back to the mirror and his jaw dropped.
Sure, it was his reflection, but... His hair... what... his... his beautiful long, blonde hair... messed up... and... EEWWWWW... DIRTY!! He had a burning feeling in his eyes. He quickly grabbed some Floopowder, threw it in the fireplace that was there by complete coincidence, yelled 'BATHROOM! AND FUCKING HURRY UP!' and disappeared.
Lucius took a quick shower, then prepared for the tricky part: his hair. He has NEVER had such dirty hair. It was just grossing him out. The sooner it was clean and smooth again, the better.
He grabbed the first bottle of shampoo he saw. He looked at the name, seeing it was called "Super Fresh Not For Muggles Shampoo". Lucius stared. It was Draco's. But he was at Hogwarts. Lucius shrugged, Draco must have left it at home after the Christmas vacation.
He washed his hair, taking a long, long time. A Malfoy has got to have his hair perfect. If not, he'd be a disgrace!
After nursing his hair for about an hour, he sat down on the green armchair in the lounge room, his hair Malfoy-ish again. Lucius was glad no one else had seen him like that. What a humiliation that would be... He stood up and walked to another super large mirror, viewing himself in full size. 'God, I'm sexy!' He said to himself.
Of course, he had always known this. But he never really experienced this kind of supreme sexiness. 'I should change my last name into 'Sexy' instead of Malfoy. Everyone had to call me 'Mr Sexy'!' Lucius grinned. 'Yeah. Lucius Sexy, famous Death Eater, ex Slytherin, right hand of The Dark Lord, and Most Sexiest Man Alive!'
He got a wonderful idea. Everyone has to see his sexiness. Hmmm... where are a lot of people? HOGWARTS!!!!!! OF COURSE!! HOGWARTS!!! Ha! He could show his sexy hair at Severus Snape! He has always had incredible nasty hair. It was just... ew. Not a kind of hair-person a Malfoy would hang out with, but when he was at Hogwarts, Lucius sucked at Potion and needed his help. Oh well...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ IN DA MEANTIME ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Snape was sneering at the Gryffindors. 'Sure, go ahead, Longbottom, blow up another cauldron, fine with me. The thing is I don't think your fellow Gryffindors will be fine with it. Twenty points from Gryffindor house.' Neville Longbottom whimpered.
Snape turned around, so no one could see him, and he laughed a triumph full laugh. Oh how he loved to take point from those damned goody-goody Gryffindors! In the middle of his laughing, he saw someone storming up to his classroom. Someone with long, blonde hair and black robes... Lucius Malfoy!!? What in the world would he be doin-
The door slammed open, and indeed, Lucius Malfoy came in. Everyone stared at him. 'Father?!' Draco said, surprised. Snape turned around and faced him. 'What the fu-' 'Now, now, Severus, that's not very polite to say...' Lucius said. '...in presence of such a sexy man as me.' He added.
The whole class stared at Lucius and then at Snape. Severus grabbed Lucius' sleeve and tried to pull him out of his classroom. 'DON'T TOUCH MY UBERSEXY ROBES!!!' He yelled, hitting Severus with his *sexy* snake cane. 'Ouch! Lucius what the FUCK are you doing?!!!'
'It's Mr. Sexy for you, not-sexy-at-all-person!' Lucius commented, pulling himself out of Severus' grasp. 'You there, Draco!' He said to his son. 'Yes, Father?' 'You know what we need to do, don't you?' 'Damn right I know!'
A spotlight shined at Draco and Lucius, who were suddenly standing on top of Snape's desk.
'I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...'
~~~~Za end! Heh... yeah... looks like Lucius has got the 'Sexy-virus' now too! Review please!~~~~
He walked down the stairs *The one with the pretty green fluffy carpet* when he suddenly tripped. He tried to grab something to hold on to, but it was too late. Our dear Lucius fell down the long, long, long stairs. After about 2 minutes of falling down the stairs, he was laying on the ground, completely messed up.
He lay there for about 30 seconds, when he realised what happened. He stood up, dusting off his beautiful black robes. 'Damn it, why are there stairs so fucking long anyway!?! Who the fuck has such fucking long stairs... fuck it...' When no one was around, he liked to use Muggle obscenities, they sound tougher.
Lucius shook his head, and walked on to the kitchen, where he was heading to BEFORE he fell of the damn stairs. He passed a large mirror, giving it a quick glance. His eyes widened when he realised what he had just seen. Lucius hurried back to the mirror and his jaw dropped.
Sure, it was his reflection, but... His hair... what... his... his beautiful long, blonde hair... messed up... and... EEWWWWW... DIRTY!! He had a burning feeling in his eyes. He quickly grabbed some Floopowder, threw it in the fireplace that was there by complete coincidence, yelled 'BATHROOM! AND FUCKING HURRY UP!' and disappeared.
Lucius took a quick shower, then prepared for the tricky part: his hair. He has NEVER had such dirty hair. It was just grossing him out. The sooner it was clean and smooth again, the better.
He grabbed the first bottle of shampoo he saw. He looked at the name, seeing it was called "Super Fresh Not For Muggles Shampoo". Lucius stared. It was Draco's. But he was at Hogwarts. Lucius shrugged, Draco must have left it at home after the Christmas vacation.
He washed his hair, taking a long, long time. A Malfoy has got to have his hair perfect. If not, he'd be a disgrace!
After nursing his hair for about an hour, he sat down on the green armchair in the lounge room, his hair Malfoy-ish again. Lucius was glad no one else had seen him like that. What a humiliation that would be... He stood up and walked to another super large mirror, viewing himself in full size. 'God, I'm sexy!' He said to himself.
Of course, he had always known this. But he never really experienced this kind of supreme sexiness. 'I should change my last name into 'Sexy' instead of Malfoy. Everyone had to call me 'Mr Sexy'!' Lucius grinned. 'Yeah. Lucius Sexy, famous Death Eater, ex Slytherin, right hand of The Dark Lord, and Most Sexiest Man Alive!'
He got a wonderful idea. Everyone has to see his sexiness. Hmmm... where are a lot of people? HOGWARTS!!!!!! OF COURSE!! HOGWARTS!!! Ha! He could show his sexy hair at Severus Snape! He has always had incredible nasty hair. It was just... ew. Not a kind of hair-person a Malfoy would hang out with, but when he was at Hogwarts, Lucius sucked at Potion and needed his help. Oh well...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ IN DA MEANTIME ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Snape was sneering at the Gryffindors. 'Sure, go ahead, Longbottom, blow up another cauldron, fine with me. The thing is I don't think your fellow Gryffindors will be fine with it. Twenty points from Gryffindor house.' Neville Longbottom whimpered.
Snape turned around, so no one could see him, and he laughed a triumph full laugh. Oh how he loved to take point from those damned goody-goody Gryffindors! In the middle of his laughing, he saw someone storming up to his classroom. Someone with long, blonde hair and black robes... Lucius Malfoy!!? What in the world would he be doin-
The door slammed open, and indeed, Lucius Malfoy came in. Everyone stared at him. 'Father?!' Draco said, surprised. Snape turned around and faced him. 'What the fu-' 'Now, now, Severus, that's not very polite to say...' Lucius said. '...in presence of such a sexy man as me.' He added.
The whole class stared at Lucius and then at Snape. Severus grabbed Lucius' sleeve and tried to pull him out of his classroom. 'DON'T TOUCH MY UBERSEXY ROBES!!!' He yelled, hitting Severus with his *sexy* snake cane. 'Ouch! Lucius what the FUCK are you doing?!!!'
'It's Mr. Sexy for you, not-sexy-at-all-person!' Lucius commented, pulling himself out of Severus' grasp. 'You there, Draco!' He said to his son. 'Yes, Father?' 'You know what we need to do, don't you?' 'Damn right I know!'
A spotlight shined at Draco and Lucius, who were suddenly standing on top of Snape's desk.
'I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...'
~~~~Za end! Heh... yeah... looks like Lucius has got the 'Sexy-virus' now too! Review please!~~~~