Author's NoteThis is my first Oh! My Goddess fic, so I hope everyone likes it! This is based on the OAV, but I'm not using the scripts… (I'm not copying down the scripts from the DVDs) Read on and review when you're finished!!/Author's Note

Recent Update: This is a revised version of the first chapter… I made a couple typos and things judging by the reviews… And one more thing… about that little comment from redballoon… Urd's not hot (I'm a GIRL!!), and I'm not 'Mrs. Faryu'. It's Nayru and I'm not married. And I know you guys don't think this fits into the story, but I know what I'm doing! Thank you so much everyone for reviewing!! (luv u all!) I fixed my stupid mistakes (most of them hopefully) so read on!

Disclaimer: I don't own Oh! My Goddess! Uh… DUH!!

"Belldandy could you go to the client that just called in?" Skuld asked Belldandy, hanging up the phone on the desk next to a computer. "I was just on the phone with a client. He hung up on me. Said something about take-out."

"I think I can do it, Skuld." Belldandy said absorbed while typing on a computer.

Urd walked into the Goddess Hotline room.

"Are you two working again?" Urd said, bored.

"What are you talking about, Urd?! You never do anything around here! You don't even work over here" Skuld protested. "Get off your lazy butt for once!"

"You little…" Urd said, her anger rising.

"Calm down, calm down." Belldandy said stepping in between the two sisters.

"She started it!" Skuld said, enraged.

"Did NOT!" Urd snapped back.

"ENOUGH!" Belldandy announced exasperated.

"Are you sisters arguing again?" asked another Goddess, Freya.

"Oh shut up, Freya! Mind your own business!" Urd said angrily.

"How bout Urd goes to grant this wish, so it'll prove to Skuld that she does things around here." Belldandy said looking from one sister to another.

"Well…" Skuld said hesitantly "I hope she gets some hard wish!!"

"Then you'll go along with it?" Belldandy said eagerly.

"I never agreed!" Urd protested.

"You don't have a choice Urd." Skuld said flatly.

"You little…" Urd grumbled back at her sister.

"STOP IT!!" Belldandy yelled exasperatedly. "Don't you two ever take a break?" Urd and Skuld turned away from eachother.

"I was going to take this wish Urd… but Skuld does have a point and you really should take this wish. It can't be too hard." Belldandy said convincingly.

"Alright, alright." Urd grumbled. "I'll take the stupid job. He probably just wants and endless supply of pudding like every other stupid mortal on the Earthly Plane.…"

"Urd, shut-up and just go!!!" Skuld yelled.

"I'm already gone." Urd said as she left a swirl of smoke.

Urd poked her head through what seemed to be a wall. She looked around and finally looked under her to see a young male sitting on the ground holding the phone. She began to pull herself out of the wall. She didn't usually like to go through walls, but there wasn't much in this room, but walls.

"AAAAAAAAHHH!!" came a scream from the young male under her. He got up and ran to the other side of the room, backed up against the wall.

"Who are you screaming at?" Urd said, annoyed.

"Y-y-you just came out the WALL!" He screamed.

"Yeah how else was I supposed to get in here?" Urd protested.

"T-the DOOR!" he screamed.

"I'm going to make this quick…" Urd said rolling her eyes. "I'm a goddess… blah blah blah… I'm here to grant your wish…"

"What the hell? I just wanted take-out!"

"Take-out is your wish? That's even lamer than a lifetime supply of pudding."

"N-n-no…" he stuttered.

Urd starred at the strange boy. He looked about in his late teens. Black hair, dark eyes. He was pretty short also. He seemed to be thinking for a long while, which was making Urd impatient.

"You're just a joke right? My sempai's must've paid you to do this!" he exclaimed.

"NO! As I CLEARLY said before, I'm here to grant your wish, and make it quick, I've got better things to do." Urd said, annoyed.

He began to stand there thinking again. Urd was getting tired of having to wait for him… Maybe it'd be easier to just leave and SAY that she granted his wish, because he was obviously going spend a LONG time thinking of his dumb wish for pudding, etc. But if anyone ever found out… worst of she'd have to put up with Skuld's endless taunting.

The boy began to straighten up against the wall. He pointed a finger at her, which was very rude in Urd's opinion.

"I've made up my mind."

"Yes, yes, and its about time…" Urd said lightly.

"I want you… to be my girlfriend FOREVER!!!" He announced.

"WHAT?!" Urd said, shocked out of her mind.

A huge beam of light shot down from the heavens on to Urd. Still shocked by the wish, Urd looked up and saw Skuld laughing her head off, next to Belldandy, and their father.

"The wish has been accepted, Urd." Said her father.

"GOOD LUCK!!" Skuld said laughing hysterically.

The beam of light began to fade away. She looked to face the boy.

"Well, this is all just a joke right? So you can go back now…"

"This isn't a joke you DIMWIT!" Urd yelled.

Urd heard a voice inside her head. "You have to obey the contract, or you'll be banned to the Earthly Plane, Urd." Urd stood upright. She was going to show Skuld exactly how it was done. She was going to handle this mission with ease. Besides, after awhile, he'd get bored, or find some other girl, and she'd be back to the Heavens.

"Uh…" he stuttered. I'm not going to let Skuld sit up there and laugh in my sorrow. I'm going to handle this mission with ease.

Urd began to advance towards the boy. He looked a bit uneasy. That would soon be over, she thought as she pressed herself against him and put her mouth against his. She had to loom over a bit, because she was a couple inches taller than he was. He seemed a little squirmy. Wasn't this guy ever satisfied or what? She pressed her tongue into his mouth and let it explore a bit. He was still a bit stiff, but began to loosen up a bit. She was going to regret this later, but for the moment, it was going to go in Skuld's face.

"MORISATO!" Bellowed a loud voice from the doorway. Urd removed her mouth from the boy to look over her shoulder at a big ugly man standing in the doorway.

"First of all!" he bellowed "I must congratulate you on your GREAT find!" and then he stiffened up a bit "You know the rules, Morisato! No women allowed!" He turned his head over his shoulder behind him. "Hey guys! Look what we have here!" as a bunch of ugly men came storming up the stairs.

"It's not what you think!!!" the boy yelped as the crowd of ugly thugs picked them up and carried them to the other door in the room and threw them out. A couple of the boy's things came flying out at them also.

"YOU IMBECILES!" Urd screeched at the men as they closed the door. The boy sat down on the cold ground outside the dorm for a moment.

"Call us when you get a new address, Morisato! We'll send the rest of your stuff then!" came the voice from the thug inside.

"I'm really sorry. I know you must have some kind of "Goddessly work" to do… I didn't think of this… I'm really sorry." He sighed.

"I do have work to do… but I think I just might stay here a bit." Urd said glancing over her shoulder at the depressed figure on the ground. "By the way, I'm Urd."

The boy lightened up a bit. "I'm Keiichi." He said with a weak smile. "Well, we've got to find some place to stay now… I mean, you're a goddess, right? You need somewhere to stay!" Keiichi said hopefully.

"That's more like it…" Urd said with a sly grin. She extended her hand to Keiichi, still sitting on the ground. "We'll work something out soon." She assured him.

"Where do you want to go?" Keiichi asked as stood up.

"Anywhere, as long as I'm not near those ugly thugs!" She moaned. Keiichi laughed lightly.

"Alright. Hey want to hop on my motorcycle? We can look around for a place to stay… And is there any way you can change your outfit? It's just a bit…"

"It sounds good except I'm not changing my gorgeous outfit." Urd said promptly.

"Okay, okay, suit yourself. Do you want to hop on the side cart?" Keiichi asked politely.

"No." Urd said flatly.

"Okay, then hop on the back." He said with a smile. Urd did as he said.

This is going to be interesting… Real interesting… Urd thought as they rode through the night.

To be continued…

Notes from Nayru:

Well that was the first chapter! Hope everyone liked it! Tell me what you think and what you'd like to see! I'm not looking to make this an Urd/Keiichi fic at the moment, but if that's what you'd like to see, tell me and I might change it. Hee hee… And Freya really is a Norse goddess; I didn't just make that up. Now please go REVIEW!!