Notes from Nayru:
Hey everyone! Here is the LONG-AWAITED second chapter of 1-555-Wrong-Goddess! I am SO sorry it took me so long to write it! I was on vacation quite a bit this summer, and then came school… ^_^; I've been really overwhelmed. Don't worry, I wasn't going to abandon the story! I'll try to work on it more often, alrighty? Oh yes, one thing, it's based off the OVA. Thank you everyone for supporting me so much! I NEVER thought it would do so well! Read on and enjoy!
Little Note: This is NOT completely based off the OAV. I've seen it a couple times, and I'm basing this story off memory, so it won't be completely like the original OAV story. For example, I went into exaggeration over the shrine later on in the chapter. And I did start reading the manga, so I could put a little twist of that in this story.
Disclaimer: Ho hum. I don't own Oh My Goddess.
"AHHHH!!" Keiichi woke up screaming. He felt sweat beating down his forehead. He rubbed his hands across his temples.
He'd had an awful dream last night. He'd met some psycho goddess that got him kicked out of his dorm room and—
He looked around. He wasn't in his dorm room. Horror began to sweep over him.
"You up yet?" Urd asked, strolling into the room.
"YOUUUUUUUUU!" Keiichi screamed at the top of his lungs, pointing his index finger at Urd. He began to feel quite dizzy, while a little thought hit him.
It wasn't a dream.
"What's your problem?" Urd said, annoyed.
"Ungh… nothing." Keiichi said, unhappily. He shook his head. "Where are we anyway Urd?"
"This old busted up shrine. Don't you remember anything?" Urd asked, confused.
Keiichi had to think for a second, trying to recall his memories from last night. They had been wandering around on his motorcycle trying to find a new place to stay. Urd had flirted with just about every guy so they could find a place, but eventually she said she sensed the presence of an empty shrine, and they traveled there.
"Yeah… I think I remember now…" Keiichi said still dazed. He turned his head towards the open door. He wondered if it was open because it was broken.
Keiichi groaned. "I'm going to be fixing up this place forever…" He swung his head back towards the floor. "Ouch." He said in slight pain.
Urd strolled over towards Keiichi and kneeled down next to him on the floor. She stroked her fingers through his dark hair. "Poor baby…" she mumbled quietly.
Keiichi was beginning to feel a bit more relaxed. So what if he was going to have to spend more time fixing this busted up shrine than his school work: He had a hot goddess living with him!
"Would you like if I made you a potion to rejuvenate you?" She said softly, smiling. He noticed that although she was smiling, it always had a bit of darkness to it.
"Were you a medicine goddess?" Keiichi said, sitting up.
"Medicine goddess?" Urd laughed at the remark "Hardly."
"Uh… okay. That doesn't sound too reassuring." Keiichi said, nervously. Urd tilted her head.
"Suit yourself." Urd said standing up. She smoothed her dress out, and leaned over to give Keiichi a kiss. She gently removed her face from his and turned around and left the room.
I AM lucky, Keiichi thought, I could really get used to have a hot goddess like Urd around me all the time. Dirty images flashed to Keiichi's mind but he shook them off.
He casually walked outside. He wanted to get a good look at the old shrine.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAK!" Keiichi screamed. Living in a cardboard box looked nicer than this.
All the windows were smashed. There were barely any walls, most of them had fallen down, and Keiichi had assumed they were doors last night. There were trees that had fallen over in the front lawn, and they still had toilet-paper hanging from them from numerous tee peeing attempts. There was no painting job recognizable within the last ten years.
"What the hell…" He mumbled. He looked around. This place was hell.
"I'm going to be "Keiichi the fix-it man" forever!" He said kicking a rock. "OUCH!" He yelped as he stubbed his toe.
He hobbled back inside through what used to be a wall. Outside was becoming a little too dangerous for him.
As he was walking in he tripped over a floorboard sticking up. "AAAAAAAAAH!" Keiichi screamed as he came crashing down onto the hard floor.
He looked up dazed. He saw two Urds rushing in the room. She leaned over him and put her hand behind his neck and propped him up.
"Every time I leave you alone for a couple of minutes, you find some new way to cause a racket." She said half-jokingly.
"Nee hee." Keiichi said, still dazed. Urd began to become one Urd again, as he lost his dizziness, slowly.
Urd propped him up, and put his arm around her shoulder and helped him walk into a different room. He saw why she chose the room when they got in there. There was an actual open door in the room and sunlight was pouring in. You could only see trees still standing, and without toilet paper.
Keiichi smiled. This was one of the prettier rooms in the shrine. He didn't think Urd was into this kind of stuff.
Urd sat Keiichi onto the floor lightly.
Keiichi smiled "Thanks Urd."
Urd smiled back "No problem…" she trailed off before pressing her lips against Keiichi.
Keiichi wasn't expecting this, he still had his goofy smile on his face. He was plenty happy for the kiss, although. He hoped it would be as good as last night.
He opened his mouth for a little bit of tongue action. He felt Urd leaning closer into him. It was getting better and better by the moment.
His hands began to slide around Urd's waist. He felt Urd's hands sliding around, but he didn't know where they were going.
"HEY KEIICHI!!!!!!!!!!!" A loud voice came from the door.
Keiichi shot up. He didn't need to see who was calling for him. It was his obnoxious younger sister, Megumi, peering in the open door.
He groaned. He was just at his high point, and now he was submerging.
"Hope I didn't interrupt anything." Megumi giggled.
"HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE ANYWAY?" Keiichi yelled, incensed. Megumi looked taken aback. "I mean… how did you find us? In this dump…"
"Your sempai's told me you were here! Apparently you got kicked out."
"Yeah. That." Keiichi said, flatly. "How did my sempai's know I was here?!" Keiichi said, confused.
Urd, from behind, stepped forward and raised her hand. "I confess. I called your sempais last night."
"We have no electricity!" Keiichi said, throwing his hands up in the air.
Urd hesitated for a moment "I found a payphone." She said, confidently. She gave Keiichi a tiny wink, signaling that it wasn't the truth.
"I'm Megumi!" Megumi said brightly as she stuck her hand in front of Urd.
Urd shook her hand. "I'm Urd." She said smiling.
"Well, I was kind of hoping you'd let me stay with you for a little while. I'm going to your college next semester." Megumi said, pulling some of her brown strands of hair behind her ear.
"That's great, Megumi… But as you can see, the place is sort of a dump." Keiichi said pulling his fingers through his dark hair.
"That's alright. I can help fix the place up in time." Megumi smiled "And I have a little something extra for you."
Keiichi's eyes lit up. "Yeah?"
"Mom and Dad sent me with a lil bit of money for you." Megumi said winking.
"DUDE!!!" Keiichi said, pumping his fist into the air. Urd laughed.
"You guys are going to have to behave while I'm here, alright?" Megumi said, winking.
"HEY!" Keiichi said, blushing. "What's that supposed to mean?"
"I'm going to find a room in to put my stuff in. I realize your "residence" isn't quite four-star at the moment, but there are plenty of rooms." Megumi picked up her bags and walked off into another room.
"Is it alright that my sister will be staying with us?" Keiichi asked Urd. He hoped that she wouldn't mind.
"It's fine with me." Urd said smiling with a bit of devious to it. She gave Keiichi a quick kiss on the cheek as she walked by him.
Keiichi smiled as he strolled towards the open wall. Sunlight poured onto his face. It felt warm and comforting.
He walked outside. From whatever side of the shrine he was at now, it was quite nice out here. It was sunny, birds were chirping lightly.
How can I complain? Keiichi thought. Me and my hot goddess girlfriend living together… Okay,well, theres Megumi, but she brought money with her, and she's willing to help.
He put his hand over his eyes to block out some sunlight. His life had taken an unexpected turn last night, but it was beginning to turn out alright.
To be continued…
Notes from Nayru:
And there you have it, the long-awaited second chapter! From now on, I'll be writing more often, but you'll have to excuse the fact that I've got school now, and it's harder for me to write often. That's all for now! Now go review!