Notes from Nayru:
Hello all! I know it has been forever since I posted the last chapter! Alright, alright, lock me in a box, why don't you? Okay, don't because then I can't write even if it takes me months. Eh heh heh heh.
Note on some stuff in Urd's position as Goddess: I made a note about Urd being a 2nd Class Goddess Unlimited. I know she was limited in the series, but technically it hasn't happened yet in this version. Or at least I think. (If my memory serves me well) If I'm wrong, kindly point it out in a review. Just clearing some stuff up. J
Read on and enjoy!!
"IT'S NOT FAIR!!" Skuld whined, loudly. "Belldandy, do something! Urd's actually getting a mission right!!"
"Calm down, Skuld." Belldandy said, putting her hand on Skuld's arm, "And besides, you should be happy for your sister's successful wish so far."
"Yeah, right. And whose the dopey guy she's being forced to stay with? It might even be too big of a punishment for Urd!" Skuld laughed, walking off into the Maintenance section of Heaven.
Belldandy watched Skuld stroll off and fleeted in the other direction.
~~back on earth~~
"Mmmmmrrrrrrrmmph." Keiichi groaned as he rolled over, and a foot lightly kicked him on the side.
"Wake up, sleepy head!" Urd said.
"Mmmmmrrrooonooo!" Keiichi responded.
Urd's perfectly shaped eyebrows crossed and she sent a hard kick to Keiichi's hip. "GET UP!" she demanded.
"OUCH!!" Keiichi yelped as he gripped his side and sat up. "What was that for?!"
"You slept in till noon." Urd said, crossly.
"Naaaaaw." Keiichi said, smiling.
"Yaaaaaw." Urd responded, mockingly.
Keiichi's eyes grew twice their size for a moment. He started sweating.
"U-u-urd? What day is it?!!" Keiichi yelped.
Urd put a finger to her lips, "Hmm, well, in Heaven, it doesn't quite matter, but I believe its… Wednesday. Why anyhow?"
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" Keiichi screamed, running around circles, frantic.
"What?" Urd asked, confused.
"I've got school today!!" Keiichi moaned. "And I've already missed half of it!"
"Oh." Urd said blankly.
"Whatamigonnado whatamigonnado!" Keiichi yelped helplessly as he continued to run in circles.
Urd extended and arm and caught Keiichi. "To start," she said, "You can stop running around like a frenzied turkey."
"Euh, yeah." Keiichi said, blushing.
"Why don't you just call it a sick day?" Urd asked, innocently.
"Because I'm not sick?" Keiichi asked, stupidly.
Urd rolled her eyes, "Well, obviously not. But do you really want to show up for school in trouble, and spend the rest of the day in school?"
"But…" Keiichi fumbled.
"You amateur." Urd said, giving him a tiny thwack on his head. "Do you really want to go to school now?" she said innocently.
"Not really…" Keiichi said, running his hand through his hair.
"Not to mention…" Urd said softly, while twirling a strand of hair around her finger, "You could spend the rest of the day with me…" Urd said, smiling sweetly.
Keiichi raised his eyebrows, and a sleek smile formed on his face.
~~~~~returning to heaven~~~~~
Belldandy's fingers glided across the keyboard as she sat in front of a Goddess Directory Computer. There was no one else in sight, and Belldandy was sweating in tension.
"Come on, come on." Belldandy mumbled. Her eyes lit up as a window opened on the screen.
She'd found it. Urd's record of previously granted wishes. It hadn't been many, considering that Urd didn't even work in the Goddess Helpline section, but every once in awhile Urd had to fill in. Belldandy scrolled through the results.
She looked along the wishes column. Pudding, pudding, pudding, girlfriend! Belldandy read as she found the latest wish. She clicked and opened a new window.
Belldandy scrolled through information on the wish. And then her eyes met what she was looking for. Client.
Belldandy screamed out loud and backed away from the computer. She quickly turned the computer off and fleeted away from the Goddess Directory section as fast as her legs would carry her. She couldn't take this pain. Not now.
She'd failed miserably. Again.
~~~~~Earth. Again.~~~~~
Keiichi panted as Urd held him to the couch. He was getting really tired. Urd was quite a forceful girlfriend. Not that he'd ever had a different girlfriend, but it wasn't ever like this in the movies, was it? Well, only in some occasions.
"Urd, I need a break," Keiichi wailed. Urd raised an eyebrow and sat up.
"Alright," Urd said shrugging cooly. She got up and walked off into the kitchen. Keiichi blinked and sat up himself.
"Woah." He mumbled, as he walked outside. Aside from the fact that the whole place looked like a complete wasteland, it was really nice outside today. The sun was shining in bright rays, the grass looked a finer green than ever, the toilet paper really seemed to bring out the trees, and birds were chirping. Like a Disney movie, almost, Keiichi thought. Heh.
Keiichi outstretched his arm in a stretch and yawned.
Keiichi looked up at the sky as a faint blue light in the sky, which was barely noticeable over the bright rays of the sun. Suddenly, at an alarming rate what looked like a blue missile shot down from the sky and hit him. Hard. Knocking Keiichi right over. Keiichi squinted as he hit the ground.
"Oh my goodness!" A sweet voice panicked.
Keiichi rubbed his forehead and refused to open his eyes. There were a few possibilities running through his head. 1) He was going delusional and hearing voices in his head. A quick visit to the Mental Hospitial might do the trick. 2) Urd was being a pain by making a stupid, sweet voice, out of her deep one. 3) He had just been hit by an a cow flying from the sky and now it was talking to him in a sweet, buttery voice. Refer to possibility one.
Keiichi dared to open his eyes.
As he did, his eyes met the face of a gorgeous girl dressed in an outrageous outfit. And it wasn't Urd, a cow, or his imagination. Which completely ruled out all his possibilities. She had a sweet face, fair skin, big blue eyes, silky brown, creamy hair, and a worried expression about her face. She was absolutely gorgeous.
Like Urd, he prompted himself to say, making himself feel better, and less like a total jerk.
"Are you alright? You took a big hit! I am so sorry!" she gushed all at once.
"It's alright…" Keiichi said, in awe. The girl prompted his head up on her knee.
"I am so sorry, Keiichi…" She said, with a smile, but Keiichi noticed a bit of pain to it. And how the hell did she know his name?
From behind them a door swung open.
"What are you doing her Belldandy?!" Urd asked, surprised and cross at the same time. "This time I haven't done anything!" She said, crossing her arms.
"It's not that, Urd." Belldandy said smiling, "We'll talk later. In the mean time…" Belldandy said gesturing to Keiichi, who's head was on her lap. Keiichi thought he felt fingers running through his hair. He was getting really confused.
"What did you do to him, anyway?" Urd said, still in a sour mood.
"Urd, I'd think you'd be happy to see your sister!" Belldandy said, smiling, smiling her unbelievably innocent smile.
"Sister?!" Keiichi shot up instantly, suddenly recovering. "You mean to say that you two are sisters?!" Keiichi asked, alarmed.
Belldandy nodded sweetly, and Urd raised her eyebrows and nodded.
"Then that means… Then that means… You're a Goddess too?" Keiichi asked Belldandy, shocked.
"Yes." Belldandy said smiling happily, "We are. In the mean time, I apologize for hitting you so abruptly. I wasn't expecting to hit you, when I descended from the Heavens."
"Yeah, uh, yeah." Keiichi said, confused, trying to pretend he knew what she was talking about. At all.
"I came to see that things were working out well between you two." Belldandy said nodding at both of them.
"Well, in that case, considering that you aren't here to bust my license, you want to stick around for awhile?" Urd asked, finally smiling towards her sister.
"Yes." Belldandy said, happily.
"Lets go inside," Urd said, "You. Keiichi. Up." she commanded. Keiichi grumbled and rose to his feet. He assumed all sympathy of being hit by a 70 mph Goddess was over.
Urd led Belldandy and Keiichi inside, and Keiichi closed the door behind them.
Megumi was going to be home soon, and how the hell was he going to explain this to her? He was a terrible liar. But Megumi was gullible, so it all worked out.
~~~~~later that night~~~~~
Keiichi, Urd, and Belldandy sat on the ground, sipping tea, as there wasn't much furniture. Keiichi glanced at Belldandy who was now wearing regular clothing, like Urd, making him feel more comfortable.
He glanced back and forth between his girlfriend and his near assassin. It was hard to believe such different girls… err, Goddesses, could be sisters. Belldandy was fair in every feature, and kind-hearted and innocent. Urd was much darker and devious, and was much wilder and looser than Belldandy. The only similar quality between the two was that they were both Goddesses.
"Glad to have you, Belldandy. I'm not going to be here tomorrow, as I'm actually going to go to school tomorrow, which means Urd and I can't do all that… work we've been doing." Keiichi smiled and winked at Urd. Urd gave him an amused smile.
"That's alright." Belldandy nodded, "I'm going to fix this place up. It looks like it was once quite beautiful." Belldandy smiled dreamily. Clearly Belldandy never caught on to the winking.
"And I need to speak to you about something later, Urd." Belldandy said quietly. Urd's face dropped. She added "It has nothing to do with the removal of your license." Belldandy smiled.
"Okay, then." Urd said, relaxing.
A high-pitched voice filled the house. "I'm hooooooooome! Hey K!" Came Megumi in her singsong voice.
"Uh, Megumi, we have company…" Keiichi said as he stood to greet his sister.
As it is noted in the Goddess Directory System: Goddess Belldandy 1st Class Unlimited noted leaving Heaven unexpectedly on a trip to Earth. A bright blue light descended over Earth, and at a high speed the Goddess Belldandy hit an ignorant mortal bystander upon her landing. Bystander was noted to be a client from the Goddess System, currently receiving a wish from our service. Bystander noted as Keiichi Morisato, currently living with the Goddess Urd 2nd Class Unlimited, and receiving a wish from her. Goddess Belldandy noted to be currently in the same residence. One other mortal suspected to be living with the three, but subject is so far noted as having no information or history of the Goddess System. As it is in Heaven, may it be on Earth.
To be continued…
Author's NoteYayhay! The long-awaited third chapter of 1-555-Wrong Goddess is finally up! Everyone can cease their hopes of locking me in a box for taking so long to write chapters for a while. Yay, also! Hope everyone liked it, and give me your feedback on this chapter! Now its review time for you! Thanks everybody!/Author's Note