*Disclaimer: I own none of the characters in this fanfic except for Essence
Lei and Lokara Thompson, and some really minor characters in Ravenclaw.
~Fic starts here~ People in the Great Hall were staring. Ok. So Essence Lei was starting to regret doing the damn exchange program, well, not really. 'Cuz British guys were all sexy. But why were they staring? She turned to her best friend, Lokara Thompson: "So, why the hell are they staring?" "Uh, Ess, maybe it's cuz your skirt can not be seen without a microscope?" "So?" "Umm, whatever. Maybe cuz we're different? Like yanks?" honestly, thought Lokara, why wasn't Ess a blond? "OK. Whatever. My cousin, Cho, said Harry Potter was here." "DUH. Like I didn't know that. So?" "So. He's right there." "Where?" "The hottie!" "What hottie?" "The hottie with the black hair, glasses, and a fuckin' scar on his forehead!! LOKI!!!" honestly, Loki could be so dense sometimes. "He's not hot." Said Loki "Shut up" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OK. Harry Potter was speechless for once. So there was a girl hotter than Cho. If all the rumors were true, it was Cho's cousin. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Draco Malfoy knew he was staring, but who cared? Like he could take his eyes off the auburn haired one (a.k.a. Lokara, Loki, etc. I'm sure all the people reading this are bright enough to get the nicknames, right?). GOD! He had no idea anyone but models could look like that. He loved her violet eyes. The girl was all curvy. And tall. WHOA! Calm down Draco! So she's pretty. But she's a yank. Yank's aren't pretty. Nope. This one was. It must be his imagination. Nope! Still there. Still hot. GODAMMIT!! Why the fuck is she so drop dead gorgeous?! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Attention! Silence please!" called Albus Dumbledore, "as some of you may know, this year we have some foreign exchange students from America, Miss Essence Lei and Miss Lokara Thompson, students at the Salem School Witchcraft and Wizardry. We have the pleasure of having these two special people because, as you might have heard, Miss Lei happens to be Miss Cho Chang's cousin. I expect you to be on your best behavior, as any person who teats our American guests badly will most certainly be sentenced to a most gruesome detention with Mr. Argus Filch. That being said, let the feast begin!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Essence and Loki took a place next to Cho and the other Ravenclaws. Essence immediately shed her sparkly black, knee-length over-robe, and Loki did the same with her violet one, much to the staring of all the Hogwarts guys. Loki shrugged. So what? They probably had never seen muggle clothes before. But oh well. She would bet ten galleons that half of them were about to faint over Essie's mini-micro skirt and green silk SHORT spaghetti strap thank top. And maybe even over Loki's own low rise black jeans and long-sleeve black shirt. Whatever. WAIT!! OH MI GOD!! Who was the hottie at the Slytherin table? OH MI GOD!!!!! LIKE DAMN! He was hot!! Like really muy muy muy muy guapo hot!!!!(an: in case you don't speak Spanish, muy means very and guapo means hot ;p). MAN! And he was staring right at her?! O god, everyone watch Lokara melt into a big puddle of liquid Loki. HOLY SHIT!! Was he smirking at her? Loki had no idea how hot a guy (wait. THE GUY) could look with a smirk. Make that a boilin' burnin' puddle of liquid Loki. OK.death by a hot guy. "It feels good to melt" was Lokara's last comprehendible thought before she collapsed on to the floor, much surrounded by Ravenclaw guys. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
While Loki was hyperventilating over Draco, Essence was checking out Harry Potter. She liked the whole green eyes black hair combo. His hair was so cute, in a very hot sort of way. All dark and rumply. Wait? Was he staring back? Was her hair fine? she reached up to smooth her black- brown hair with natural and dyed red streaks. Shit. Frizzies. Essence was dimly aware that there was food on the table, but she didn't want it. Who needed it? Hell, this guy was total eye candy. Essence was about to lick her lips, but stopped just in time. No need for him to think she was a perv. Was he waving? How sweet! She waved, and was about to turn to Loki and tell her when she heard and dull *THUMP*. Essie (an: Essence and Essie and Ess are all the same people) whirled around just in time to see a very hot guy at the Slytherin table look quickly at his plate. She looked down and saw Loki. Kind of. She had a lot of guys around her, trying to revive her. O Lord. She just had to have a HGIH (Hot Guy I'm Hyperventilating) fit now, didn't she? God. Loki was practically a living hormone when it came to guys.
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A couple of minutes later, Loki popped up. "I'm fine, just fine. Must have gotten hypoglycemic (an: that means low on sugar of food so your body can't function that well and you faint). Mmmm this food smells good. OK guys, I AM FINE!! No need to get me claustrophobic and hypoglycemic at the same time!" Loki giggled nervously. Damn, he was all embarrassed looking. Why did she have to all HGIH right then? He probably thought she was all ditzy now. Well, she'd show him. Loki almost growled, but stopped, just in time. She didn't want any more people looking at her. And besides. Lasagna was her favorite food.
"Nice HGIH fit Loki. Right on the first day here"
"IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!" Essie was being so unfair, "look, the blonde guy, the really blond guy-"
"Oh. Lord. Not another blond guy fetish."
"Let me finish! Anyways, the white-blond hottie at the Slytherin table, he was staring at me. And he smirked!"
"So?"
"So? So? Duh! Earth to Essence! Pure concentrated hotness Ess! Look, he's starin' and smirkin' again!"
Essie looked over. OK. So he was hot. But she liked Harry better. Harry looked so, so, pure. Sure, Essence liked naughty-assed guys, but Harry was different. Hell, Harry was irresistible. And it was a god thing to that she liked Harry better, cuz if Loki was going to hyperventilate every time she saw this dude, Essie was sure Loki would kill her if she was attracted to the guy too. So who was he? She turned to her cousin, who was smirking at Essie and Loki's conversation.
"So, who is Loki's hottie?"
"Which one, the one she fainted on, or a different one?" quipped Cho.
"Stop being sarcastic. Who is he?"
"His name is -"
"My name is Malfoy, Draco Malfoy" Whoa. What was the blondie hottie doing here? Oh. Yeah. He probably walked.
"Err.hi. Lokara Thompson." Squeaked Loki, "She's Essence Lei."
"I figured, Lokara," murmured Draco as he (surprising everyone in the Great Hall) lifted Loki's hand to his lips, "I hope we will get a better chance to know each other this year." He spun around, nodding to Essie and winking and Loki, whose mouth was resembling a god fish at the moment.
There was a brief silence until Loki whispered to Essence, "GOD he has a nice ass!"
Essie started cracking up, and couldn't stop for five whole minutes. "You doofball! You were so busy looking at his ass you didn't notice your note!"
"Note?" asked Loki, confused, "What note? OOH! The note in my hand, note!" she opened it up and read (silently)
I never knew a girl could look so pretty when she fainted. Or so sexy when she was shocked as a muggle in a rainstorm. ~Draco Malfoy.
P.S. why the bloody fucking hell did you faint anyways?
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Authors Note: I KNOW I stole the note scene from the Titanic, but god, wasn't that the only good part in the whole entire movie?
~Fic starts here~ People in the Great Hall were staring. Ok. So Essence Lei was starting to regret doing the damn exchange program, well, not really. 'Cuz British guys were all sexy. But why were they staring? She turned to her best friend, Lokara Thompson: "So, why the hell are they staring?" "Uh, Ess, maybe it's cuz your skirt can not be seen without a microscope?" "So?" "Umm, whatever. Maybe cuz we're different? Like yanks?" honestly, thought Lokara, why wasn't Ess a blond? "OK. Whatever. My cousin, Cho, said Harry Potter was here." "DUH. Like I didn't know that. So?" "So. He's right there." "Where?" "The hottie!" "What hottie?" "The hottie with the black hair, glasses, and a fuckin' scar on his forehead!! LOKI!!!" honestly, Loki could be so dense sometimes. "He's not hot." Said Loki "Shut up" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OK. Harry Potter was speechless for once. So there was a girl hotter than Cho. If all the rumors were true, it was Cho's cousin. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Draco Malfoy knew he was staring, but who cared? Like he could take his eyes off the auburn haired one (a.k.a. Lokara, Loki, etc. I'm sure all the people reading this are bright enough to get the nicknames, right?). GOD! He had no idea anyone but models could look like that. He loved her violet eyes. The girl was all curvy. And tall. WHOA! Calm down Draco! So she's pretty. But she's a yank. Yank's aren't pretty. Nope. This one was. It must be his imagination. Nope! Still there. Still hot. GODAMMIT!! Why the fuck is she so drop dead gorgeous?! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Attention! Silence please!" called Albus Dumbledore, "as some of you may know, this year we have some foreign exchange students from America, Miss Essence Lei and Miss Lokara Thompson, students at the Salem School Witchcraft and Wizardry. We have the pleasure of having these two special people because, as you might have heard, Miss Lei happens to be Miss Cho Chang's cousin. I expect you to be on your best behavior, as any person who teats our American guests badly will most certainly be sentenced to a most gruesome detention with Mr. Argus Filch. That being said, let the feast begin!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Essence and Loki took a place next to Cho and the other Ravenclaws. Essence immediately shed her sparkly black, knee-length over-robe, and Loki did the same with her violet one, much to the staring of all the Hogwarts guys. Loki shrugged. So what? They probably had never seen muggle clothes before. But oh well. She would bet ten galleons that half of them were about to faint over Essie's mini-micro skirt and green silk SHORT spaghetti strap thank top. And maybe even over Loki's own low rise black jeans and long-sleeve black shirt. Whatever. WAIT!! OH MI GOD!! Who was the hottie at the Slytherin table? OH MI GOD!!!!! LIKE DAMN! He was hot!! Like really muy muy muy muy guapo hot!!!!(an: in case you don't speak Spanish, muy means very and guapo means hot ;p). MAN! And he was staring right at her?! O god, everyone watch Lokara melt into a big puddle of liquid Loki. HOLY SHIT!! Was he smirking at her? Loki had no idea how hot a guy (wait. THE GUY) could look with a smirk. Make that a boilin' burnin' puddle of liquid Loki. OK.death by a hot guy. "It feels good to melt" was Lokara's last comprehendible thought before she collapsed on to the floor, much surrounded by Ravenclaw guys. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
While Loki was hyperventilating over Draco, Essence was checking out Harry Potter. She liked the whole green eyes black hair combo. His hair was so cute, in a very hot sort of way. All dark and rumply. Wait? Was he staring back? Was her hair fine? she reached up to smooth her black- brown hair with natural and dyed red streaks. Shit. Frizzies. Essence was dimly aware that there was food on the table, but she didn't want it. Who needed it? Hell, this guy was total eye candy. Essence was about to lick her lips, but stopped just in time. No need for him to think she was a perv. Was he waving? How sweet! She waved, and was about to turn to Loki and tell her when she heard and dull *THUMP*. Essie (an: Essence and Essie and Ess are all the same people) whirled around just in time to see a very hot guy at the Slytherin table look quickly at his plate. She looked down and saw Loki. Kind of. She had a lot of guys around her, trying to revive her. O Lord. She just had to have a HGIH (Hot Guy I'm Hyperventilating) fit now, didn't she? God. Loki was practically a living hormone when it came to guys.
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A couple of minutes later, Loki popped up. "I'm fine, just fine. Must have gotten hypoglycemic (an: that means low on sugar of food so your body can't function that well and you faint). Mmmm this food smells good. OK guys, I AM FINE!! No need to get me claustrophobic and hypoglycemic at the same time!" Loki giggled nervously. Damn, he was all embarrassed looking. Why did she have to all HGIH right then? He probably thought she was all ditzy now. Well, she'd show him. Loki almost growled, but stopped, just in time. She didn't want any more people looking at her. And besides. Lasagna was her favorite food.
"Nice HGIH fit Loki. Right on the first day here"
"IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!" Essie was being so unfair, "look, the blonde guy, the really blond guy-"
"Oh. Lord. Not another blond guy fetish."
"Let me finish! Anyways, the white-blond hottie at the Slytherin table, he was staring at me. And he smirked!"
"So?"
"So? So? Duh! Earth to Essence! Pure concentrated hotness Ess! Look, he's starin' and smirkin' again!"
Essie looked over. OK. So he was hot. But she liked Harry better. Harry looked so, so, pure. Sure, Essence liked naughty-assed guys, but Harry was different. Hell, Harry was irresistible. And it was a god thing to that she liked Harry better, cuz if Loki was going to hyperventilate every time she saw this dude, Essie was sure Loki would kill her if she was attracted to the guy too. So who was he? She turned to her cousin, who was smirking at Essie and Loki's conversation.
"So, who is Loki's hottie?"
"Which one, the one she fainted on, or a different one?" quipped Cho.
"Stop being sarcastic. Who is he?"
"His name is -"
"My name is Malfoy, Draco Malfoy" Whoa. What was the blondie hottie doing here? Oh. Yeah. He probably walked.
"Err.hi. Lokara Thompson." Squeaked Loki, "She's Essence Lei."
"I figured, Lokara," murmured Draco as he (surprising everyone in the Great Hall) lifted Loki's hand to his lips, "I hope we will get a better chance to know each other this year." He spun around, nodding to Essie and winking and Loki, whose mouth was resembling a god fish at the moment.
There was a brief silence until Loki whispered to Essence, "GOD he has a nice ass!"
Essie started cracking up, and couldn't stop for five whole minutes. "You doofball! You were so busy looking at his ass you didn't notice your note!"
"Note?" asked Loki, confused, "What note? OOH! The note in my hand, note!" she opened it up and read (silently)
I never knew a girl could look so pretty when she fainted. Or so sexy when she was shocked as a muggle in a rainstorm. ~Draco Malfoy.
P.S. why the bloody fucking hell did you faint anyways?
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Authors Note: I KNOW I stole the note scene from the Titanic, but god, wasn't that the only good part in the whole entire movie?