A/n: Yes, I know, the ever-so-(not)popular question! Why the heck did Yami forget his past in the first place?! Well, this is my version of how it happened. So, sit back, grap a insert your favorite soda non-diet drink here and enjoy! And be warned, this is my imagination you've encountered…there might be a little excessive Yugi stuff in it…
Disclaimers: Nope, don't own!
Why Yami Lost His Memories
~When Yugi was 5~
Yugi: Wee! Finally, the Puzzle is mine! I mean, complete! *clicks in the last piece*
Puzzle: *does nothing*
Yugi: The hell?! Gwanpa tol' me that puzzle would gwant me a wish! Maybe...*rubs the puzzle*
Yami: I'M THE GENIE OF THE PUZZZZZZLE! AND I'M HERE TO GRANT YOU 3 WISHES—
Yugi: AHHHHHHH! *takes puzzle and clobbers Yami on the head, also breaking the puzzle*
Yami: *passes out and gets sucked back into the puzzle, also getting amnesia from the hit*
~The next time Yugi had a long enough attention span to put it together~
Yugi: *smiles real big and clicks last piece in*
Yami: *comes out* AHHHHHHHH!
Yugi: AHHHHHHH!
Yami: Where am I?
End
Yugi: So, that's how Yami forgot his memories?
Yami: I was a genie?
Zoe: Now, Yugi, don't you just feel horrible knowing it's your fault Yami forgot?
Yugi: Uhhh…nope!
Yami: Why, you little traitor! *starts chasing Yugi around*
Yugi: AHHHHHHH!!
Zoe: Please click the pretty purple button and you'll get a…*drum roll* MAGIC PRIZE! Ooo! Ahhh! NOW CLICK IT! Thank you. This has been a message from…me.