Strawberry Fields
Um..I think I'm seeing things...4 reviews?..dang people that isn't even funny! I expected 1!! And to think, I trusted you people *sniff.* Oh, and yes, bitch-slapping will occur in this chapter.
~*~ Strawberry Fields Ch. 1: "Elmo doesn't deserve a World!!"
The heavy scent of incense filled the dark room. Two people sat on a large bed staring into each other's eyes. Suddenly, one blinked.
"HAHA!!! I win. Elmo really doesn't deserve a world."
"Oh shut up Pietro!! I had to sneeze."
"Aw. Evan, don't be sad."
"Really Pete?"
"Yeah. But, you lost, so pants off."
"But Pete.."
"Oh fine. I'll take mine off too."
"YAY!!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Two brunettes watched as the red head from the last chapter slammed her head in and out of a locker.
"Oh come on Rogue. This is messed up, you don't get offended because a couple o' jocks laugh at you!!"
"Yeah Rogue..this is Immature"
"Ya? You wouldn't thaink so if you were tha one bein' laughed at all tha time!!"
The brunettes sighed. It was true, and they knew it.
"So.you still plan on beating up Jean?"
"Of course Ah do Lance."
"Thank God."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Sigh.
"Jean? Can we make out yet?"
"Not yet Scott."
"Please?"
"Oh.oh fine!!"
smack, lick..tounge
~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
An avalanche of books and lockers fell on top of the kissing couple.
"OH!!.My..MY BRAND NEW SKIRT!!"
"Shut ya trap shuga!!"
"Oh.Its you.."
"Yah, its meh."
"Go away.Can't you see my and Jean are busy?"
"Can't you see meh and Jean ahre swappin' spit-wads?"
There was a snicker of approval from a fat tub of lard that was stuck in the door to Math. Also, an annoying on from a short smelly dude..
"Look what you've done to my skirt, Bitch."
"Yah, I made it underwear instead a' butt wear."
More snickers sounded from the lard butt in the door and the smelly dude.
"Shut up fat head!! You too Smelly Brains."
"Pick on someone your owhn size Jean!!"
"Like you?"
"Yeah..."
And with that....... There was a loud Bitch Slap, Heard Around the World.
~*~
Crappy, huh?
Um..I think I'm seeing things...4 reviews?..dang people that isn't even funny! I expected 1!! And to think, I trusted you people *sniff.* Oh, and yes, bitch-slapping will occur in this chapter.
~*~ Strawberry Fields Ch. 1: "Elmo doesn't deserve a World!!"
The heavy scent of incense filled the dark room. Two people sat on a large bed staring into each other's eyes. Suddenly, one blinked.
"HAHA!!! I win. Elmo really doesn't deserve a world."
"Oh shut up Pietro!! I had to sneeze."
"Aw. Evan, don't be sad."
"Really Pete?"
"Yeah. But, you lost, so pants off."
"But Pete.."
"Oh fine. I'll take mine off too."
"YAY!!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Two brunettes watched as the red head from the last chapter slammed her head in and out of a locker.
"Oh come on Rogue. This is messed up, you don't get offended because a couple o' jocks laugh at you!!"
"Yeah Rogue..this is Immature"
"Ya? You wouldn't thaink so if you were tha one bein' laughed at all tha time!!"
The brunettes sighed. It was true, and they knew it.
"So.you still plan on beating up Jean?"
"Of course Ah do Lance."
"Thank God."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Sigh.
"Jean? Can we make out yet?"
"Not yet Scott."
"Please?"
"Oh.oh fine!!"
smack, lick..tounge
~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
An avalanche of books and lockers fell on top of the kissing couple.
"OH!!.My..MY BRAND NEW SKIRT!!"
"Shut ya trap shuga!!"
"Oh.Its you.."
"Yah, its meh."
"Go away.Can't you see my and Jean are busy?"
"Can't you see meh and Jean ahre swappin' spit-wads?"
There was a snicker of approval from a fat tub of lard that was stuck in the door to Math. Also, an annoying on from a short smelly dude..
"Look what you've done to my skirt, Bitch."
"Yah, I made it underwear instead a' butt wear."
More snickers sounded from the lard butt in the door and the smelly dude.
"Shut up fat head!! You too Smelly Brains."
"Pick on someone your owhn size Jean!!"
"Like you?"
"Yeah..."
And with that....... There was a loud Bitch Slap, Heard Around the World.
~*~
Crappy, huh?