Disclaimer:: I own nothing in this fic except the twisted imagination that came up with the idea. There will be talk of Yoai (you know guys kissing and hugging and jumping other guys.) some violence mention of duct tape and sugar highs and just plain silly ness.



Non- reality show Bishie-House

By Tsumi



Good sized manor house sitting on the edge of a lake. Tsumi is standing infront of it grinning broadly.

TSUMI:: Welcome Minna-san to my non-reality show Bishie-House I'm Youko Tsumi and I've chosen my favorite Bishonen to live together for a month. Here they are.



Fourteen Bishonen are pushed onto the scene.

TSUMI:: First we have Wieß Led by Fujiyama Aya, His team mates are Hidaka Ken, Kudo Yoji, Tsukiono Omi, and Sena Izumi. Now I have a couple of questions to ask each of you before I introduce the next team first. Aya?

AYA:: Yes.

TSUMI:: Is it true that you and Ken are a couple?

AYA:: Yes.

TSUMI:: Do you two often have mind blowing sex?

KEN:: What?

TSUMI:: Wait your turn Ken-ken.

AYA:: I choose not to answer that.

TSUMI:: Meaning yes. Now Ken-ken is Aya-Kun a good uke?

KEN:: Why are you asking us these questions?

TSUMI:: Because I am the host and I can. Now Yoji do you now you are my favorite Wieß kitty?

YOJI:: I guessed.

TSUMI:: Good now your turn Omi do you believe that Sena is in the show to take your place as the "cute one"

OMI:: I don't think he is.

TSUMI:: Okay now for the next group.

SENA:: Wait you didn't ask me anything.

TSUMI:: Sorry Sena-kun don't know enough about you yet.

SENA:: oohh

TSUMI:: Now for some of my favorite young bishies The gundam pilots Heero Yuy, Duo Maxwell. Trowa Barton, Quatre Rebarbe Winner, and Chang Wufie.

The pilots are pushed forward

TSUMI:: Now Heero I have a question for you are you really such a jealous lover you won't even let Duo shower with the rest of the guys.

HEERO:: He's mine.

TSUMI:: Okay looks like that's all we'll get from him. Now Duo you are my favorite pilot but is it true yo are the Village Bicycle?

DUO:: I am not. Just because I've slept with a lot of people does not make me a slut.

TSUMI:: Okay Duo we believe you. Now Trowa are you and Quatre really just best friends or are yo two lovers too?

TROWA::....................

TSUMI:: Okay Trowa is not in a talkative mood I see. Now Quatre-chan is true yo are the girliest pilot and you like it when Trowa blows your flute?

QUATRE:: (blushing) I don't see why I should answer that.

TSUMI:: Because I asked it and we won't go on to Wufie till you answer me.

QUATRE:: Umm Trowa and I are together that's all I'm saying.

TSUMI:: Fine we'll get back to that later. Now Wu-chan.

WUFEI:: It's Wufei onna.

TSUMI::Whatever. Now Wu-chan are you the only strait person in this gruop?

WUFEI:: Kissama!!!!! I want nothing to do with this!!! (Tries to leave and is dragged back by Zechs)

TSUMI:: Thank you Zechs. Now for our final five Victims I mean roommates the Samurai troopers Sanada Ryo, Hashiba Touma, Date Seiji, Mouri Shin and Rei Haun Shuu.

The last gruop is pushed forward and Tsumi grins wider.

TSUMI:: Now I have a question for all five of you do you five really share a deep emotional bond or is it just an excuse to sleep together?

(all five blush deeply Ryo steps forward to answer the question)

RYO:: We do share a bond and no it isn't an excuse to sleep together.

SHUU:: that's just a perk.

TSUMI:: Great well I look forward to this next month. Next time we begin with choosing roommates this will be fun Good-bye.



TBC......