Disclaimer: Yeah, yeah, Utena isn't mine, nor is "We Will Rock You," which, of course, belongs to "Queen."
A/N: This is my first Utena fic. Wait, no, don't go yet! It's gonna be extremely funny most of the time!
Well, this is karaoke, Utena character style! I'm going to put in as many descriptions as I can so you can get what the characters are doing while singing karaoke.
Special thanks to "Tateoka Demonica" for beta-ing! Thanks so much, neechan!
This fanfic is CO-written with "Spellcaster the Diamond" and "Tateoka Demonica"
Ohtori Karaoke
Chapter 1:
"We Will Rock You"
This chapter was written by:
"Yukishiro Kaoru Masago" and "Tateoka Demonica."
Genre of the chapter:
Humor
"Performers:"
Touga, Saionji, MIKI (^~), Utena, Anthy, Juri, Shiori
::Touga, Miki, and Saionji are standing on a banister above the floor. Touga is in the Middle, Miki is on the left, and Saionji is on the right::
Touga, Miki, and Saionji: ::bang their fists twice on the banister, then clap once. They keep doing this throughout the whole song::
::Utena, Juri, Shiori, and Anthy enter down below to the rhythm::
Touga: ::with much FEELING:: Buddy you're a boy make a big noise Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'
Utena and Anthy: ::stepping forward with the left foot on one beat, and back on the right the next:: We will we will rock you!
Juri and Shiori: ::doing the same as Utena and Anthy, only right foot first and left foot second:: We will we will rock you!
Saionji: Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
You big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place
Utena and Juri: ::banging their fists together while still doing the step thing:: We will we will rock you!
Saionji: Singin'
Anthy and Shiori: ::same as Utena and Juri:: We will we will rock you!
Miki: ::stands up on the banister, while Touga and Saionji still bang their fists:: Buddy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day
You got mud on your face
You big disgrace
Somebody better put you back into your place
::Miki jumps off of the banister, in between the groups of Utena and Anthy and Juri and Shiori::
Miki, Utena, Anthy, Juri, and Shiori: ::banging their fists in the air whenever Touga and Saionji clap:: We will we will rock you!
Miki: Singin'
Miki, Utena, Anthy, Juri, Shiori: We will we will rock you!
Miki: Everybody
Miki, Utena, Anthy, Juri, Shiori, Touga, Saionji: We will we will rock you! We will we will rock you!
Miki: Alright
::Electric guitar MAGICALLY flies onstage and Utena MAGICALLY catches it and goes wild while playing the electric guitar part at the end::
::Crowd goes WILD!::
A/N: Yes, I am fully aware of how weird that was. But hey, it IS kinda funny. (Cause, I mean, Demonica is laughing…well…demonically!) Betcha didn't know that Utena could play the electric guitar did you? ^^;;;;
Anyway, if I'm not flamed horribly, the next chapter will be:
Arisugawa Juri singing "Crazy on You" by "Heart."
Accompanied by: Ruka, Utena, and Anthy on guitar and Shiori as backup vocals.
See you there! Hopefully…