X-men: Evolution : "Fear and Mutating in Las Vegas"
By Ryoken
Legal/copyright: I dont own X-men EVO , i dont own the movie "Fear and Loathinh in Las Vegas" , so consider this a warning , and i also dontown these songs!
A/N. Lyrics are changed a little sometimes to suit the characters , enjoy!
Chapter 3: "Song War I: Boys v/s Girls!"
"Okay , guys , wanna play a game?"-Pietro said.
"It depends , does it involves hiting you?"-Evan asked.
"No , Song War , a road trip classic , guys v/s girls , okay?"-Pietro asked as he turned on the radio and searched for a song.
"This is gonna be good"-Lance muttered , while Kitty gigled.
"Here it is , come on guys , follow me!"-Pietro screamed as he turned the volume up , and standed up.
"My name is Prince ", by Prince
My name is Pietro and I am funky
My name is Pietro the one and only
I did not come 2 funk around
'Tll I get your daughter I won't leave this town
In the beginning God made the sea
But on the 7th day he made me
He was tryin' to rest y'all when He heard the sound
Sound like a guitar cold gettin' down
I tried to bust a high note, but I bust a string
My God was worried 'til he heard me sing
My name is Pietro and I am funky
My name is Pietro the one and only - hurt me!
Everyone just stared at Pietro , their mouths hanging open.
"See , Wanda , we told you that the guy has an ego the size of a planet!"- Todd said , while Wanda and Rogue laughed like crazy.
"Great going , Pietro!"-Scott said in a huff.
"Its our turn now!"-Jean said as she searched the redio for a song.....
"Here it is , hit it girls!"-Jean screamed as everyo girl got up , the boys looking in awe....
Bootylicius , By Destiny`s Child
Scott,
Can you handle this?
Lance,
Can you handle this?
Pietro,
Can you handle this?
I don't think
They can handle this
Barely move,
We've arrived
Lookin' sexy,
Lookin' fly
Baddest chick,
Chick inside
DJ, jam tonight
Spotted me a tender thang
There you are,
Come on baby
Don't you wanna
Dance with me
Can you handle,
Handle me
You gotta do much better
If you gone
Dance with me tonight
You gotta work your jelly
If you gone
Dance with me tonight
Read my lips carefully
If you like what you see
Move, groove, prove
You can hang with me
By the looks I got you
Shook up and scared of me
Hook up your seatbelt,
It's time for takeoff
I don't think you
Ready for this jelly
I don't think you
Ready for this jelly
I don't think you
Ready for this
'Cause my body too
Bootylicious for ya babe
Jean , Kitty , Wanda and Rogue sitted ,while the boys just looked at tem , drooling......
"LANCE! LOOK OUT YO!"-Todd screamed , making Lance realise they almost got out off the road.
"Okay , thats it! This means war!"-Lance screamed , as Kitty grabbed the wheel , while Lance looked up a song in the radio.
"Found it! Lets rock guys!"-Lance screamed.
"New Sensation" by INXS
Live baby live
Now that the day is over
I got a new sensation
In perfect moments
Impossible to refuse
Sleep baby sleep
Now that the night is over
And the sun comes like a god
Into our room
All perfect light and promises
Gotta hold on you
A new sensation
A new sensation
Right now
Gonna take you over
A new sensation
A new sensation
Lance hopped down and grabbed the wheel , while Kitty looked at him , amazed , and giggling.
"Thats it , its mah turn now!"-Rogue said as she flipped throught the channels.
"Here it is! , Lets go girls!"-Rogue screamed , facing Pietro.
"Baby I dont Care!" By Transvision Vamp
Well you can give me all your love
And anything else you got too
But don't pay it any mind
If it seems like I'm acting cool
Well you can dress me in your mirror
Give me kisses forever and a day yeah
But there's just one thing
You don't have to say
You don't have to say you love me
And you don't have to say any prayers
No you don't have to say you love me
Baby it's alright
Cos honey I don't care
Oh baby I don't care
Oh honey I don't care
Oh honey I don't care
Rogue sat back , looking at Pietro with a smirk on her face , while Pietro looked at her with a dazed expression.
"Okay , now its time for the Toad to sign , yo!"-Todd said as he hopped and flipped throught the radio , and as he founded the song , he juped on the hood of the car....
"Do the Evolution" by Pearl Jam.
woo... wowwowoo
i'm ahead, i'm advanced...
i'm the first amphian to wear pants, yeah
i'm at peace, with my lust
i can kill 'cause in god i trust, yeah
it's evolution baby
i'm at peace, i'm the man
having stocks on the day of the crash, yeah
on the loose, i'm a truck
all the rolling hills, i flatten 'em out, yeah
it's herd behavior, uh huh
it's evolution baby
Todd hopped back at his seat , while everyone looked at him , amazed.
"Okay , its my turn!"-Kitty said , giggling as she passed throught the stations.
"Got it! Lets do this girls!"-Kitty screamed as Lance looked at her.
"You Rock My World" by Michael Jackson
Ho...oh...
My life will never be the same
'Cause boyl, you came and changed
The way I walk
The way I talk
I cannot explain the things I feel for you
But boy , you know it's true
Stay with me, fulfill my dreams
And I'll be all you'll need
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ooh, it feels so right
I've searched for the perfect love all my
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ooh, it feels like I
Have finally found
his perfect love is mine
You rocked my world, you know you did
And everything I own I give
The rarest love who'd think I'd find
Someone like you to call mine
You rocked my world, you know you did
And everything I own I give
The rarest love who'd think I'd find
Someone like you to call mine
Kitty and girls sat , while Lance looked at Kitty with a smile on his face....
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!"-Everyone said , but stopped as the road started to shake.
"Okay , now is time for the Blob to do this!"-Fred screamed as he putted a new song.
"Okay guys , sing it!"-Fred said.
"American Woman" by Lenny Kravitz
Huh!
X-men woman
Stay away from me
X-men woman
Mama let me be
Don't come hare hanging around my door
I don't want to see your face no more
I got more important things to do
Than spend my time growin' deaf with you
Now woman
Stay away
X-men woman
Listen what I say
X-men woman
Get away from me
X-men woman
Mama let me be
Don't come here knocking around my door
I don't want to see your shadow no more
Your brain can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else's red eyes
Now woman
Get away
X-woman woman
Listen what I say
Everyone laughed when Fred ended his song , with the exception of Jean , who was about to explode.
"Very Mature , Blob"-Jean said in an icy voice.
"Its my turn!"-Wanda said , as she used her powers to change the music , and she founded her song.
"Its time to get wicked!"-Wanda screamed as she and the girls started singing.
"We care a lot" by Faith no More.
We care a lot
We care a lot
We care a lot about disasters, fires, floods and killer bees
We care a lot about Bayville falling in the sea
We care a lot about Magneto and the asteroid he build
We care a lot about Mystique, Xavier, and Kelly, Rock Yeah!
We care a lot
We care a lot
We care a lot about the humans and the mutants and the freaks
We care a lot about the mutants on the street
We care a lot about the welfare of mutant boys and girls
We care a lot about you people cause we're out to reign the world
Yeah!
And it's a dirty job but someone's got to do it!
Wanda site down , everyone looking at her.
"What? You never heard of sarcasm?"-Wanda asked.
"My turn!"-Kurt said as he ported and changed the radio.
"Okay , this is one for all of us!"- Kurt screamed , as everyone started singing....
"Wild Wild Life" by Talking Heads
I'm wearin'
Fur pajamas
I ride a
Hot Potata'
It's tickling my fancy
Speak up, I can't hear you
Here on this mountaintop
Woahoho
We got some wild, wild life
I got some new to tell ya
Woahoho
About some wild, wild life
Here comes the Proffesor in charge
Woahoho
Now he`s got some wild, wild life
Ain't that the way we like it?
Ho, ha!
Living wild, wild life.
I wrestle, with your conscience
You wrestle, with your partner
Sittin' on a window sill, but he
Spends time behind closed doors
Check out Mr. Wolverineman
Oh, ho ho
He bought some wild, wild life
On the way to the mansion house
Oh, ho ho
He got some wild, wild life
Break it up when he opens the door
Whoahoho
He's going wild, wild
I know that's the we u like it
Wo ho
Living wild, wild life
Everyone cheered as Kurt finished , when....
"Okay , its my turn , and this song is for me!"-Scott said in his "im getting a headache" voice , as he turned the radio knoeb.
"Highway to hell" by AC/DC
Living easy, living free Season ticket on a one-way ride
Asking nothing, leave me be ,
Im Taking everything in stride
Don't have reason, don't need rhyme
There`s plenty I would rather do
Going down, party time these idiots are gonna be there too
I'm on the highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
No stop signs, speed limit Nobody's gonna slow them down
Like a wheel, gonna spin it Nobody's gonna help me round
Hey Satan, what i did? I just was a normal mutant guy
Hey Momma, look at me I'm on my way to the god damned land
I'm on the highway to hell (Please stop me)
And I'm going down, all the way down I'm on the highway to hell
Scott shuted up , while everyone started to bug him......
"This is gonna be a long trip"-He thought.
End chapter 3
So ,liked this insanity , if ya did stay tune , cause theres plebty of madness before they reach Vegas!
Read and review!
Ryoken
By Ryoken
Legal/copyright: I dont own X-men EVO , i dont own the movie "Fear and Loathinh in Las Vegas" , so consider this a warning , and i also dontown these songs!
A/N. Lyrics are changed a little sometimes to suit the characters , enjoy!
Chapter 3: "Song War I: Boys v/s Girls!"
"Okay , guys , wanna play a game?"-Pietro said.
"It depends , does it involves hiting you?"-Evan asked.
"No , Song War , a road trip classic , guys v/s girls , okay?"-Pietro asked as he turned on the radio and searched for a song.
"This is gonna be good"-Lance muttered , while Kitty gigled.
"Here it is , come on guys , follow me!"-Pietro screamed as he turned the volume up , and standed up.
"My name is Prince ", by Prince
My name is Pietro and I am funky
My name is Pietro the one and only
I did not come 2 funk around
'Tll I get your daughter I won't leave this town
In the beginning God made the sea
But on the 7th day he made me
He was tryin' to rest y'all when He heard the sound
Sound like a guitar cold gettin' down
I tried to bust a high note, but I bust a string
My God was worried 'til he heard me sing
My name is Pietro and I am funky
My name is Pietro the one and only - hurt me!
Everyone just stared at Pietro , their mouths hanging open.
"See , Wanda , we told you that the guy has an ego the size of a planet!"- Todd said , while Wanda and Rogue laughed like crazy.
"Great going , Pietro!"-Scott said in a huff.
"Its our turn now!"-Jean said as she searched the redio for a song.....
"Here it is , hit it girls!"-Jean screamed as everyo girl got up , the boys looking in awe....
Bootylicius , By Destiny`s Child
Scott,
Can you handle this?
Lance,
Can you handle this?
Pietro,
Can you handle this?
I don't think
They can handle this
Barely move,
We've arrived
Lookin' sexy,
Lookin' fly
Baddest chick,
Chick inside
DJ, jam tonight
Spotted me a tender thang
There you are,
Come on baby
Don't you wanna
Dance with me
Can you handle,
Handle me
You gotta do much better
If you gone
Dance with me tonight
You gotta work your jelly
If you gone
Dance with me tonight
Read my lips carefully
If you like what you see
Move, groove, prove
You can hang with me
By the looks I got you
Shook up and scared of me
Hook up your seatbelt,
It's time for takeoff
I don't think you
Ready for this jelly
I don't think you
Ready for this jelly
I don't think you
Ready for this
'Cause my body too
Bootylicious for ya babe
Jean , Kitty , Wanda and Rogue sitted ,while the boys just looked at tem , drooling......
"LANCE! LOOK OUT YO!"-Todd screamed , making Lance realise they almost got out off the road.
"Okay , thats it! This means war!"-Lance screamed , as Kitty grabbed the wheel , while Lance looked up a song in the radio.
"Found it! Lets rock guys!"-Lance screamed.
"New Sensation" by INXS
Live baby live
Now that the day is over
I got a new sensation
In perfect moments
Impossible to refuse
Sleep baby sleep
Now that the night is over
And the sun comes like a god
Into our room
All perfect light and promises
Gotta hold on you
A new sensation
A new sensation
Right now
Gonna take you over
A new sensation
A new sensation
Lance hopped down and grabbed the wheel , while Kitty looked at him , amazed , and giggling.
"Thats it , its mah turn now!"-Rogue said as she flipped throught the channels.
"Here it is! , Lets go girls!"-Rogue screamed , facing Pietro.
"Baby I dont Care!" By Transvision Vamp
Well you can give me all your love
And anything else you got too
But don't pay it any mind
If it seems like I'm acting cool
Well you can dress me in your mirror
Give me kisses forever and a day yeah
But there's just one thing
You don't have to say
You don't have to say you love me
And you don't have to say any prayers
No you don't have to say you love me
Baby it's alright
Cos honey I don't care
Oh baby I don't care
Oh honey I don't care
Oh honey I don't care
Rogue sat back , looking at Pietro with a smirk on her face , while Pietro looked at her with a dazed expression.
"Okay , now its time for the Toad to sign , yo!"-Todd said as he hopped and flipped throught the radio , and as he founded the song , he juped on the hood of the car....
"Do the Evolution" by Pearl Jam.
woo... wowwowoo
i'm ahead, i'm advanced...
i'm the first amphian to wear pants, yeah
i'm at peace, with my lust
i can kill 'cause in god i trust, yeah
it's evolution baby
i'm at peace, i'm the man
having stocks on the day of the crash, yeah
on the loose, i'm a truck
all the rolling hills, i flatten 'em out, yeah
it's herd behavior, uh huh
it's evolution baby
Todd hopped back at his seat , while everyone looked at him , amazed.
"Okay , its my turn!"-Kitty said , giggling as she passed throught the stations.
"Got it! Lets do this girls!"-Kitty screamed as Lance looked at her.
"You Rock My World" by Michael Jackson
Ho...oh...
My life will never be the same
'Cause boyl, you came and changed
The way I walk
The way I talk
I cannot explain the things I feel for you
But boy , you know it's true
Stay with me, fulfill my dreams
And I'll be all you'll need
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ooh, it feels so right
I've searched for the perfect love all my
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ooh, it feels like I
Have finally found
his perfect love is mine
You rocked my world, you know you did
And everything I own I give
The rarest love who'd think I'd find
Someone like you to call mine
You rocked my world, you know you did
And everything I own I give
The rarest love who'd think I'd find
Someone like you to call mine
Kitty and girls sat , while Lance looked at Kitty with a smile on his face....
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!"-Everyone said , but stopped as the road started to shake.
"Okay , now is time for the Blob to do this!"-Fred screamed as he putted a new song.
"Okay guys , sing it!"-Fred said.
"American Woman" by Lenny Kravitz
Huh!
X-men woman
Stay away from me
X-men woman
Mama let me be
Don't come hare hanging around my door
I don't want to see your face no more
I got more important things to do
Than spend my time growin' deaf with you
Now woman
Stay away
X-men woman
Listen what I say
X-men woman
Get away from me
X-men woman
Mama let me be
Don't come here knocking around my door
I don't want to see your shadow no more
Your brain can hypnotize
Sparkle someone else's red eyes
Now woman
Get away
X-woman woman
Listen what I say
Everyone laughed when Fred ended his song , with the exception of Jean , who was about to explode.
"Very Mature , Blob"-Jean said in an icy voice.
"Its my turn!"-Wanda said , as she used her powers to change the music , and she founded her song.
"Its time to get wicked!"-Wanda screamed as she and the girls started singing.
"We care a lot" by Faith no More.
We care a lot
We care a lot
We care a lot about disasters, fires, floods and killer bees
We care a lot about Bayville falling in the sea
We care a lot about Magneto and the asteroid he build
We care a lot about Mystique, Xavier, and Kelly, Rock Yeah!
We care a lot
We care a lot
We care a lot about the humans and the mutants and the freaks
We care a lot about the mutants on the street
We care a lot about the welfare of mutant boys and girls
We care a lot about you people cause we're out to reign the world
Yeah!
And it's a dirty job but someone's got to do it!
Wanda site down , everyone looking at her.
"What? You never heard of sarcasm?"-Wanda asked.
"My turn!"-Kurt said as he ported and changed the radio.
"Okay , this is one for all of us!"- Kurt screamed , as everyone started singing....
"Wild Wild Life" by Talking Heads
I'm wearin'
Fur pajamas
I ride a
Hot Potata'
It's tickling my fancy
Speak up, I can't hear you
Here on this mountaintop
Woahoho
We got some wild, wild life
I got some new to tell ya
Woahoho
About some wild, wild life
Here comes the Proffesor in charge
Woahoho
Now he`s got some wild, wild life
Ain't that the way we like it?
Ho, ha!
Living wild, wild life.
I wrestle, with your conscience
You wrestle, with your partner
Sittin' on a window sill, but he
Spends time behind closed doors
Check out Mr. Wolverineman
Oh, ho ho
He bought some wild, wild life
On the way to the mansion house
Oh, ho ho
He got some wild, wild life
Break it up when he opens the door
Whoahoho
He's going wild, wild
I know that's the we u like it
Wo ho
Living wild, wild life
Everyone cheered as Kurt finished , when....
"Okay , its my turn , and this song is for me!"-Scott said in his "im getting a headache" voice , as he turned the radio knoeb.
"Highway to hell" by AC/DC
Living easy, living free Season ticket on a one-way ride
Asking nothing, leave me be ,
Im Taking everything in stride
Don't have reason, don't need rhyme
There`s plenty I would rather do
Going down, party time these idiots are gonna be there too
I'm on the highway to hell
I'm on the highway to hell
No stop signs, speed limit Nobody's gonna slow them down
Like a wheel, gonna spin it Nobody's gonna help me round
Hey Satan, what i did? I just was a normal mutant guy
Hey Momma, look at me I'm on my way to the god damned land
I'm on the highway to hell (Please stop me)
And I'm going down, all the way down I'm on the highway to hell
Scott shuted up , while everyone started to bug him......
"This is gonna be a long trip"-He thought.
End chapter 3
So ,liked this insanity , if ya did stay tune , cause theres plebty of madness before they reach Vegas!
Read and review!
Ryoken