X-men: Evolution : "Fear and Mutating in Las Vegas"
By Ryoken
Legal/copyright: I dont own X-men EVO , i dont own the movie "Fear and Loathinh in Las Vegas" , so consider this a warning !
A/N:DONT DO ANYTHING IN THIS FIC!
Chapter 4: "Never buy cake from strangers!"
The car pulled from the hippie town of "Smellade" , a refuge in the desert for anyone who wanted to get to Vegas , and the last place on earth the young mutants should have stopped at.
"Man , that was practically "weirdotown"!-Evan said.
"Yeah , i thought hippies were like dead or something!"-Kitty said.
"Well , we got food and drinks , and ice , so it wasnt all lost!"-Scott said , as he drived.
"Todd , what ya eating?"-Fred asked.
"A cake i bought at the town , its pretty good!"-Todd responded.
"Cool , can i have some?"-Kurt asked.
"Sure , help yourself smurf!"-Todd said , handing Kurt a big package.
"Man , this cake must weights almost like a town!"-Kurt said as he ate some.
"Can i have a little?"-Wanda asked.
"All of ya eat , i was just a little hungry!"-Todd said.
The cake dissapeared in minutes , as the only ones who didnt eat from it were Scott , Lance , Kitty and Rogue.
"Uh Todd , how much did you pay for that?"-Scott asked.
"Like fifty bucks"-Todd answered.
"What kinda cake costs that much?"-Rogue asked.
"I dunno , but the hippie guy said it was an "special cake"!"-Todd said.
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"Oh dear god!"-Lance screamed.
"What`s wrong?"-Kitty asked.
"Rogue , please explain her"-Scott said.
Rogue whispered into Kitty`s ear.
"Oh god!"-Kitty muttered.
"Uh , guys , where`s everybody?"-Rogue asked.
Lance and Scott realised the car was empty.
"Dear god , no!"-Scott muttered as he and the rest looked at the desert....
Evan was aparently trying to make out with a cactus , ignoring the pain , while Jean and Wanda runned through the desert , both screaming something about giant bats chasing them.
Todd lookelike he was trying to catch a worm with his tongue , while Kurt runned around screaming that a snake was after his tail.
Pietro was running all over the desert , leaving a cloud behind him, screming "BEEP BEEP" , while Fred swimed in the sand.
"Well , who`s up for a pit stop?"-Scott asked.
"Ah am!"-Rogue said.
"Why does this happen to me?"-Lance muttered , while Kitty tried to console him.
Hours later....
"I cant believe you didnt thinked about what made that cake special!"-Wanda hissed.
"Yeah , you can be such an idiot!"-Lance added.
"Come on you guys , i said i was sorry , yo!"-Todd mutteed.
"Well , im hungry , i feel like i havent eated in weeks!"-Jean said.
"Anybody got something to eat?"-Kurt asked.
"I`ve got some brownies!"-Todd said as he showed them a bag filled with them
The brownies were gone in seconds , as everyone eated some , , and Todd catched some with his tongue.
"I suppose you didnt buyed these from the same guy , didnt ya Toad?"-Rogue asked.
"Yeah , but he said these werent special , so there is no trouble there"- Todd said.
"Well , thats good!"-Lance said as he swallowed the last one.
"Yeah he said this ones were loaded!"-Todd said.
Less than an hour later..............
The car was cruising throught the road at 90 miles , everyone on the car laughing like crazy.
"Waitta a minute , who`s driving this thing?"-A dazeed Scott asked.
At that moment , the car collided with a car that was parked in the side of the road.
A Black and white car with lights on the roof.
"What are you guys , drunk?"-The cop asked.
"Nah , we are just mutants looking to rule mankind!"-Todd responded.
End of chapter 3
Okay , stay tuned , as the gang gets to spend some quality time at the jail in a charming desert town , in chapter 5 , "Little town , Big house"
Read and review!
Ryoken.
By Ryoken
Legal/copyright: I dont own X-men EVO , i dont own the movie "Fear and Loathinh in Las Vegas" , so consider this a warning !
A/N:DONT DO ANYTHING IN THIS FIC!
Chapter 4: "Never buy cake from strangers!"
The car pulled from the hippie town of "Smellade" , a refuge in the desert for anyone who wanted to get to Vegas , and the last place on earth the young mutants should have stopped at.
"Man , that was practically "weirdotown"!-Evan said.
"Yeah , i thought hippies were like dead or something!"-Kitty said.
"Well , we got food and drinks , and ice , so it wasnt all lost!"-Scott said , as he drived.
"Todd , what ya eating?"-Fred asked.
"A cake i bought at the town , its pretty good!"-Todd responded.
"Cool , can i have some?"-Kurt asked.
"Sure , help yourself smurf!"-Todd said , handing Kurt a big package.
"Man , this cake must weights almost like a town!"-Kurt said as he ate some.
"Can i have a little?"-Wanda asked.
"All of ya eat , i was just a little hungry!"-Todd said.
The cake dissapeared in minutes , as the only ones who didnt eat from it were Scott , Lance , Kitty and Rogue.
"Uh Todd , how much did you pay for that?"-Scott asked.
"Like fifty bucks"-Todd answered.
"What kinda cake costs that much?"-Rogue asked.
"I dunno , but the hippie guy said it was an "special cake"!"-Todd said.
SSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHH!
"Oh dear god!"-Lance screamed.
"What`s wrong?"-Kitty asked.
"Rogue , please explain her"-Scott said.
Rogue whispered into Kitty`s ear.
"Oh god!"-Kitty muttered.
"Uh , guys , where`s everybody?"-Rogue asked.
Lance and Scott realised the car was empty.
"Dear god , no!"-Scott muttered as he and the rest looked at the desert....
Evan was aparently trying to make out with a cactus , ignoring the pain , while Jean and Wanda runned through the desert , both screaming something about giant bats chasing them.
Todd lookelike he was trying to catch a worm with his tongue , while Kurt runned around screaming that a snake was after his tail.
Pietro was running all over the desert , leaving a cloud behind him, screming "BEEP BEEP" , while Fred swimed in the sand.
"Well , who`s up for a pit stop?"-Scott asked.
"Ah am!"-Rogue said.
"Why does this happen to me?"-Lance muttered , while Kitty tried to console him.
Hours later....
"I cant believe you didnt thinked about what made that cake special!"-Wanda hissed.
"Yeah , you can be such an idiot!"-Lance added.
"Come on you guys , i said i was sorry , yo!"-Todd mutteed.
"Well , im hungry , i feel like i havent eated in weeks!"-Jean said.
"Anybody got something to eat?"-Kurt asked.
"I`ve got some brownies!"-Todd said as he showed them a bag filled with them
The brownies were gone in seconds , as everyone eated some , , and Todd catched some with his tongue.
"I suppose you didnt buyed these from the same guy , didnt ya Toad?"-Rogue asked.
"Yeah , but he said these werent special , so there is no trouble there"- Todd said.
"Well , thats good!"-Lance said as he swallowed the last one.
"Yeah he said this ones were loaded!"-Todd said.
Less than an hour later..............
The car was cruising throught the road at 90 miles , everyone on the car laughing like crazy.
"Waitta a minute , who`s driving this thing?"-A dazeed Scott asked.
At that moment , the car collided with a car that was parked in the side of the road.
A Black and white car with lights on the roof.
"What are you guys , drunk?"-The cop asked.
"Nah , we are just mutants looking to rule mankind!"-Todd responded.
End of chapter 3
Okay , stay tuned , as the gang gets to spend some quality time at the jail in a charming desert town , in chapter 5 , "Little town , Big house"
Read and review!
Ryoken.
