X-men: Evolution : "Fear and Mutating in Las Vegas"

By Ryoken

Legal/copyright: I dont own X-men EVO , i dont own the movie "Fear and Loathinh in Las Vegas" , so consider this a warning !

A/N:DONT DO ANYTHING IN THIS FIC!

Chapter 4: "Never buy cake from strangers!"

The car pulled from the hippie town of "Smellade" , a refuge in the desert for anyone who wanted to get to Vegas , and the last place on earth the young mutants should have stopped at.

"Man , that was practically "weirdotown"!-Evan said.

"Yeah , i thought hippies were like dead or something!"-Kitty said.

"Well , we got food and drinks , and ice , so it wasnt all lost!"-Scott said , as he drived.

"Todd , what ya eating?"-Fred asked.

"A cake i bought at the town , its pretty good!"-Todd responded.

"Cool , can i have some?"-Kurt asked.

"Sure , help yourself smurf!"-Todd said , handing Kurt a big package.

"Man , this cake must weights almost like a town!"-Kurt said as he ate some.

"Can i have a little?"-Wanda asked.

"All of ya eat , i was just a little hungry!"-Todd said.

The cake dissapeared in minutes , as the only ones who didnt eat from it were Scott , Lance , Kitty and Rogue.

"Uh Todd , how much did you pay for that?"-Scott asked.

"Like fifty bucks"-Todd answered.

"What kinda cake costs that much?"-Rogue asked.

"I dunno , but the hippie guy said it was an "special cake"!"-Todd said.

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"Oh dear god!"-Lance screamed.

"What`s wrong?"-Kitty asked.

"Rogue , please explain her"-Scott said.

Rogue whispered into Kitty`s ear.

"Oh god!"-Kitty muttered.

"Uh , guys , where`s everybody?"-Rogue asked.

Lance and Scott realised the car was empty.

"Dear god , no!"-Scott muttered as he and the rest looked at the desert....

Evan was aparently trying to make out with a cactus , ignoring the pain , while Jean and Wanda runned through the desert , both screaming something about giant bats chasing them.

Todd lookelike he was trying to catch a worm with his tongue , while Kurt runned around screaming that a snake was after his tail.

Pietro was running all over the desert , leaving a cloud behind him, screming "BEEP BEEP" , while Fred swimed in the sand.

"Well , who`s up for a pit stop?"-Scott asked.

"Ah am!"-Rogue said.

"Why does this happen to me?"-Lance muttered , while Kitty tried to console him.



Hours later....

"I cant believe you didnt thinked about what made that cake special!"-Wanda hissed.

"Yeah , you can be such an idiot!"-Lance added.

"Come on you guys , i said i was sorry , yo!"-Todd mutteed.

"Well , im hungry , i feel like i havent eated in weeks!"-Jean said.

"Anybody got something to eat?"-Kurt asked.

"I`ve got some brownies!"-Todd said as he showed them a bag filled with them

The brownies were gone in seconds , as everyone eated some , , and Todd catched some with his tongue.

"I suppose you didnt buyed these from the same guy , didnt ya Toad?"-Rogue asked.

"Yeah , but he said these werent special , so there is no trouble there"- Todd said.

"Well , thats good!"-Lance said as he swallowed the last one.

"Yeah he said this ones were loaded!"-Todd said.

Less than an hour later..............

The car was cruising throught the road at 90 miles , everyone on the car laughing like crazy.

"Waitta a minute , who`s driving this thing?"-A dazeed Scott asked.

At that moment , the car collided with a car that was parked in the side of the road.

A Black and white car with lights on the roof.

"What are you guys , drunk?"-The cop asked.

"Nah , we are just mutants looking to rule mankind!"-Todd responded.

End of chapter 3



Okay , stay tuned , as the gang gets to spend some quality time at the jail in a charming desert town , in chapter 5 , "Little town , Big house"

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Ryoken.