By popular demand from PLOTS-ARE-BAD and meccacard, I have another chapter up!!!!!! YIPPEE SKIPPY!

And Gee Golly I am sorry for the delay fans. I've has a hard time with the stress of the holidays and all. :'(

And for the flamers who I will not name (GrimReaperKeres), please make it constructive criticism!

Chapter 3!!!!!!!

Sweatin' to the Oldies

Remember that thing called Hogwarts????

Yeah that school thingy where they learn stuff about Wizard crap, well Harry, Ron, and Hermione finally decided to go to class.

"Oh BLOODY HELL!!!" yelled Ron. "There's a new DADA teacher!"

"I hope that the new teacher gives us 500 pages of homework every night" said Hermione, hoping to get the attention of her secret crush Ron.

"Shut up, you stupid bald girl!!!!" yelled Ron, then Hermione turned away and balled like a little baby.

"Shut up Stop making FUN Of MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" shouted Hermione at Ron.

"Why doesn't he love me?" asked Hermione to her demons in her head.

Then her demons said back "BECAUSE YOU LOOK LIKE MR. CLEAN!"

Harry, who had been silent during the whole fight, was thinking in his head "Oh my god I can't believe I'm going on a date with Suzie Underpants, SHE LOVES ME, SHE REALLY LOVES ME!"

All of sudden Hermione remembered "Oh yeah I'm a witch! I can grow my hair back!"

"Well duh, I even knew that, you bald moron!" cried Ron. Ron was in a very bad mood because Suzie Underpants didn't pick him.

Then Harry said "Ummm guys, don't you think that we should be getting to class, I mean it's the whole reason why we are in Hogwarts???"

Ron: OHHH so thats why we are here

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So Harry, Ron, and Hermione were going to their DADA class, when they heard the weirdest sound……………………

"Is that disco music?" said Hermione

As they entered the room, they a very weird man with SHORT SHORT striped short, a pink tank top and a very poofy afro.

"Hey kiddies, I'm Professor Richard Simmons and welcome to DADA class, join in on the fun!!!!!!!!!!! Today's first lesson is SWEATIN THE OLDIES!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Simmons.

Hermione searched frantically in her book to find what "sweatin the oldies" meant.

Ron wondered what "sweatin the oldies" meant but said "screw it" and began to dance.

Harry was frozen in a state of confusion when Suzie came over and then began to tango with him. This was too much for his little brain to take, so it exploded. Thankfully because he was a wizard, it was fixed immediately.

Ron looked on enraged with jealousy as he gave Harry the double fists. Harry -thinking Ron invented a cool new wave- did the same.

Then Professor Simmons decided that he needed some different music and put on the soundtrack of "Dirty Dancing." He sighed contently and sat back with a Whopper from Burger King. "That right! You're all doing wonderful! Just keep it up!"

Just as Suzie was going to do a lift into Harry's arms to the song "time of my life", Dumbledore came in with a very, lets just say, he wasn't too happy face. Dumbledore said "Why wasn't I invited to your party? I LIKE TO PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC TOO!!!"

Then Richard Simmons said "HEY DUMBLEDOO, COME JOIN IN THE FUN"

"I LOVE TO SWEAT AWAY THE POUNDS! I'M A PONY, I'M A PONY!!!" said Dumbledore, and so he joined in and showed off by doing "the hustle."

Then Professor Mcdoogle entered and put her hands on her waist and taps her foot in anger (or was it because she loved the beat of the music???)

"COME ON MCDOOGLE, JOIN THE FUN!!!!" said Dumbledore.

And before you knew it, Professor Simmons was the most popular teacher ever!

Even Snape would join in and dance (no wait, that would never happen).

Pretty soon, the whole school was crammed into Simmons' tiny classroom. It was hard to dance, but they managed it and soon it became a giant mosh pit!

Dumbledore then changed the dress code that everyone had to wear short striped shirts and pink tank tops, but nobody complained because those are cool clothes.

Richard Simmons single handily brought back the 80's to Hogwarts!

But would Snape stand for this??????????? DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!

TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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