X-men: Evolution : "Fear and Mutating in Las Vegas"
By Ryoken
Legal/copyright: I dont own X-men EVO , i dont own the movie "Fear and Loathinh in Las Vegas" , so consider this a warning !
Chapter 9: "Hex of a night!"
The "Mates Motel" , 10:30 pm:
"So , we are sorry for all the screaming , it was all a misunderstanding , you see?"-Lance explained to the motel clerk , a scrawny , weir looking guy.
"I see , its okay , its not like we dont have screams of terror here before , uh , sorry , looks like my mom needs me"-The hotel clerk said as he looked at his pager.
"Um , Okay , thanks!"-Lance said as the guy left in a hurry.
"Im coming mother!"-The guy screamed as he ran away down the motel`s aisle.
"Okay , that has to be the creepiest thing ever yo!"-Todd said , trembling.
"How can you such a wuss! Its a movie!"-Wanda screamed at Todd.
"Im coming , MOTHER!"-The scream echoed trought the place , as Wanda jumped into Scott`s arms.
"Speaking of movies , we got the whole Die Hard trilogy , and we rented some other stuff for you girls"-Scott said with a smirk , as Wanda jumped to the floor.
"What are you trying to say Scott?"-Jean asked , putting her hands in her hips.
"Well , i supposed you were going to see another movie, while we watch our movies and do Guy Stuff?"-Scott asked , raising an eyebrew.
"I suppose "guy stuff" means eating pizza , drink beer , burp , fart and call each other "bitch"?"-Jean replied.
"Thats right sister! Aint it bitch?"-Pietro said as he elbowed Lance.
"Men..."-Wanda muttered , as she searched throught the other tapes , with Rogue and Kitty.
"Lets see , we got "10 things i hate about you" , "Reality Bites" , and "The wizard of oz"?-Rogue said.
"Who picked this stuff?"-Kitty asked.
"Me , why?"-Pietro said.
"We`ve seen all of them!"-Jean said.
"I havent seen this "Wizard of Oz" movie!"-Wanda said.
"You should watch it it , sis , its one of my favorite movies!"-Pietro said in a mocking voice.
"Will someone explain that to me?"-Wanda said.
Jean whispered into Wanda`s ear , and Wanda started to get red with anger , while Pietro went pale from fear , as the whole room started to glow with red lights.
"YOU JERK!"-Wanda screamed , as she jumped over Pietro.
"Ha , cant catch me!"-Pietro screamed as he used his speed to get away.
And collided with the door Wanda had just opened.
Much later.....
"Okay , heres the deal , we are going to see these movies together , whetever you like it or not!"-Jean screamed.
"Okay , okay , but theres no freaking way we are gonna see "the wizard of oz"!"-Scott replied.
"Hey! I like that movie!"-Fred said.
"Freddy , we have it at home , and you see it twice a month for god`s sake!"-Pietro replied.
"I see your point , but with the girls here , we arent gonna be able to say "bitches" , neither fart and burp!"-Fred said.
"Dont worry Freddy , by the first "Die Hard" , the girls will be sleeping!"-Lance whispered , as the boys laughed together.
"Okay , here comes the popcorn!"-Kitty said as she entered the place with a big bowl of popcorn.
"And heres the bier!"-Kurt said as he took several six packs from the fridge.
"Okay , let the action begin!"-Lance screamed as he pushed the play button.
Aand the video player blew up......
"What the heck?"-Lance screamed.
"Id rather say what the "hex""-Jean said , via telepathy , as the girl`s plan was on the run.
Much later.....
"I cant beleive we are playing this game"-Scott muttered as he looked at the circle of teens.
"Come on Scott , its your turn!"-Rogue said as she pointed at the object in the middle of the circle.
A bottle......
"Argh , lets get this over with"-Scott said as he pushed the bottle , wich spinned , and spinned , untill it pointed at......Kitty.
"You know the rules , Summers , kiss or a tequila shot!"-Pietro said as he filled the little glass with one of the bottles in the middle of the place.
"Yeah , choose VERY wisely , Summers!"-Lance said.
Scott drinked the shot in an instant.
"Okay , its Todd`s turn!"-Kitty cheeered as Todd spinned the bottle.
The bottle spinned , and pointed at...Jean , but it suddenly moved and pointed at Wanda.
"Give me the tequila shot , Pietro!"-Tod said as he grabbed the glass and drinked it in a gulp.
"Funy , FUNEE!"-Wanda said , looking at Jean with murderous eyes.
"Okay , mah turn!"-Rogue said as the bottle spinned...
And pointed at Pietro.
"Uhm , Tequila or Quicksilver..."-Rogue muttered , looking at her options.
"Come on Rogue , decide!"-Kitty cheered.
"Ah`ll take both!"-Rogue yelped as she gave Pietro a quick kiss in the lips , and drabk the shot.
"Hey , you cant do that!"-Wanda screamed.
"Why not?"-Rogue asked.
"It has to be something you dont like!"-Wanda hissed.
"Well , maybe you can kiss mah...!".......
Outside , 5 minutes later......
All the boys were sitted in the sidewalk , drinking , ignoring the battle inside the place , as furniture and diverse objects flew all over the place.
"Man , this is so much better than "Die Hard"!"-Kurt said
"And they say we are the ones causing trouble!"-Fred said.
"I wonder why the clerk hasnt showed up?"-Scott asked.
"Actually he did , but Wanda clubbed him with a bottle , while Jean threw him into the pool"-Evan explained.
"The worst part is that they make a very good team , dontcha think?"-Pietro asked.
"Yeah , well , do we try to calm them again?"-Todd asked.
"Lets try after two more drinks , okay?"-Scott replied.
End of chapter 9
Okay , next chapter , the gang hits the road again , and general madness ensues!
Ryoken.
Ps: The whole "Die Hard" trilogy thing is pretty universal , i think we guys love those movies for some reason.
By Ryoken
Legal/copyright: I dont own X-men EVO , i dont own the movie "Fear and Loathinh in Las Vegas" , so consider this a warning !
Chapter 9: "Hex of a night!"
The "Mates Motel" , 10:30 pm:
"So , we are sorry for all the screaming , it was all a misunderstanding , you see?"-Lance explained to the motel clerk , a scrawny , weir looking guy.
"I see , its okay , its not like we dont have screams of terror here before , uh , sorry , looks like my mom needs me"-The hotel clerk said as he looked at his pager.
"Um , Okay , thanks!"-Lance said as the guy left in a hurry.
"Im coming mother!"-The guy screamed as he ran away down the motel`s aisle.
"Okay , that has to be the creepiest thing ever yo!"-Todd said , trembling.
"How can you such a wuss! Its a movie!"-Wanda screamed at Todd.
"Im coming , MOTHER!"-The scream echoed trought the place , as Wanda jumped into Scott`s arms.
"Speaking of movies , we got the whole Die Hard trilogy , and we rented some other stuff for you girls"-Scott said with a smirk , as Wanda jumped to the floor.
"What are you trying to say Scott?"-Jean asked , putting her hands in her hips.
"Well , i supposed you were going to see another movie, while we watch our movies and do Guy Stuff?"-Scott asked , raising an eyebrew.
"I suppose "guy stuff" means eating pizza , drink beer , burp , fart and call each other "bitch"?"-Jean replied.
"Thats right sister! Aint it bitch?"-Pietro said as he elbowed Lance.
"Men..."-Wanda muttered , as she searched throught the other tapes , with Rogue and Kitty.
"Lets see , we got "10 things i hate about you" , "Reality Bites" , and "The wizard of oz"?-Rogue said.
"Who picked this stuff?"-Kitty asked.
"Me , why?"-Pietro said.
"We`ve seen all of them!"-Jean said.
"I havent seen this "Wizard of Oz" movie!"-Wanda said.
"You should watch it it , sis , its one of my favorite movies!"-Pietro said in a mocking voice.
"Will someone explain that to me?"-Wanda said.
Jean whispered into Wanda`s ear , and Wanda started to get red with anger , while Pietro went pale from fear , as the whole room started to glow with red lights.
"YOU JERK!"-Wanda screamed , as she jumped over Pietro.
"Ha , cant catch me!"-Pietro screamed as he used his speed to get away.
And collided with the door Wanda had just opened.
Much later.....
"Okay , heres the deal , we are going to see these movies together , whetever you like it or not!"-Jean screamed.
"Okay , okay , but theres no freaking way we are gonna see "the wizard of oz"!"-Scott replied.
"Hey! I like that movie!"-Fred said.
"Freddy , we have it at home , and you see it twice a month for god`s sake!"-Pietro replied.
"I see your point , but with the girls here , we arent gonna be able to say "bitches" , neither fart and burp!"-Fred said.
"Dont worry Freddy , by the first "Die Hard" , the girls will be sleeping!"-Lance whispered , as the boys laughed together.
"Okay , here comes the popcorn!"-Kitty said as she entered the place with a big bowl of popcorn.
"And heres the bier!"-Kurt said as he took several six packs from the fridge.
"Okay , let the action begin!"-Lance screamed as he pushed the play button.
Aand the video player blew up......
"What the heck?"-Lance screamed.
"Id rather say what the "hex""-Jean said , via telepathy , as the girl`s plan was on the run.
Much later.....
"I cant beleive we are playing this game"-Scott muttered as he looked at the circle of teens.
"Come on Scott , its your turn!"-Rogue said as she pointed at the object in the middle of the circle.
A bottle......
"Argh , lets get this over with"-Scott said as he pushed the bottle , wich spinned , and spinned , untill it pointed at......Kitty.
"You know the rules , Summers , kiss or a tequila shot!"-Pietro said as he filled the little glass with one of the bottles in the middle of the place.
"Yeah , choose VERY wisely , Summers!"-Lance said.
Scott drinked the shot in an instant.
"Okay , its Todd`s turn!"-Kitty cheeered as Todd spinned the bottle.
The bottle spinned , and pointed at...Jean , but it suddenly moved and pointed at Wanda.
"Give me the tequila shot , Pietro!"-Tod said as he grabbed the glass and drinked it in a gulp.
"Funy , FUNEE!"-Wanda said , looking at Jean with murderous eyes.
"Okay , mah turn!"-Rogue said as the bottle spinned...
And pointed at Pietro.
"Uhm , Tequila or Quicksilver..."-Rogue muttered , looking at her options.
"Come on Rogue , decide!"-Kitty cheered.
"Ah`ll take both!"-Rogue yelped as she gave Pietro a quick kiss in the lips , and drabk the shot.
"Hey , you cant do that!"-Wanda screamed.
"Why not?"-Rogue asked.
"It has to be something you dont like!"-Wanda hissed.
"Well , maybe you can kiss mah...!".......
Outside , 5 minutes later......
All the boys were sitted in the sidewalk , drinking , ignoring the battle inside the place , as furniture and diverse objects flew all over the place.
"Man , this is so much better than "Die Hard"!"-Kurt said
"And they say we are the ones causing trouble!"-Fred said.
"I wonder why the clerk hasnt showed up?"-Scott asked.
"Actually he did , but Wanda clubbed him with a bottle , while Jean threw him into the pool"-Evan explained.
"The worst part is that they make a very good team , dontcha think?"-Pietro asked.
"Yeah , well , do we try to calm them again?"-Todd asked.
"Lets try after two more drinks , okay?"-Scott replied.
End of chapter 9
Okay , next chapter , the gang hits the road again , and general madness ensues!
Ryoken.
Ps: The whole "Die Hard" trilogy thing is pretty universal , i think we guys love those movies for some reason.