X-men: Evolution : "Fear and Mutating in Las Vegas"

By Ryoken

Legal/copyright: I dont own X-men EVO , i dont own the movie "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" , so consider this a warning !(and i dont own these new guys either , they are owned by Marvel)

Chapter 11: "Crime pays...in pain!"

A/N: Okay , try to guess who are these three new guys , and from where!

The whole gang was in the room , trying to sleep , as the sound of thunder and rain echoed throught the halls of the abandoned mansion.

None of them heard the front door opening , as three shadows entered the place.

"Okay Dan , you sure those brats entered this place?"-A man in cowboy like clothing , with a hat , who was carrying a leather whip in one hand , asked.

"The car outside matchs the description those bikers gave us , Montana"-A smaller man , dressed in a power suit , who was carrying a pair of guns in his hands , replied.

"Lets hope this doesnt blow up in our faces , like that whole spider thing!"-A big , hulking black man dressed in hip clothing and vest added.

"Look , if we dont get that money and dope , we are screwed , so lets split and each one of us try to find these kids!"-Fancy Dan answered , as he went upstairs , while Montana decided to investigate the basement , while Ox went to the kitchen wing.

None of them new some of the kids decided to do some exploring..........

In the basement.....

Montana walked trought the halls , wich were filled with several glass containers , each filled with something more disgusting than the last one.

"This place is beyond creepy , even more than the old boss office!"- Montana thought , trying to keep his mind from reminding his last job.

Suddenly , he heard a noise , and in a flash , Montana used his whips in the noise direction.....and pulled it back , covered in some strange green slime.

"Great , now my weapon is ruined!"-Montana thought , when a drop of green slime hitted him in the head.

Montana looked up , only to catch a glimpse of a figure crawling throught the ceiling , as a shower of green slime fell on him , covering him completely.

"AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!"-montana screamed , as he ran away from the place , unaware of Todd , who landed at the floor , and picked up the whip Montana had left behind.

"Cool , that`ll teach that jerk to stop whipping the toad , yo!"-Todd thought as he hopped , chasing the man that was running away.....

At the same time....

Fancy Dan , was walking throught the halls , his weapons in hand , when he heared a strange noise behind him....

He turned around , and came face to face witha blue demon , wich was wearing boxers and a shirt.

"AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH"-Both kurt and Fancy Dan screamed , as both ran away in fear , from each other .

"Waita a minute , i got guns!"-Fancy Dan thought , as he turned around to shoot the strange creature , when his weapons started to glow with red energy , and both guns got rusted in a second.

"Crap , not again!"-Dan thought when he turned around , only to come face to face with the second scariest thing he had ever saw in his life......

It was a black haired girl , all dressed in red , with the most wicked , derenged smile in her face.

The floor behind Fancy Dan started to glow red , and broke , as Dan screamed as he fell to the second floor.

"Man , that guy looked like a cop , better warn the others!"-Wanda thought as she ran back to the room....

Meanwhile......

Ox was walking trought the kitchen , when he heard a noise , and pushed hius back against the wall....

Only to see a girl phasing throught him , dressed in a pink pajama , walking trought everything in her path , only to drink a glass of water , and returned throught the same way , including going trought Ox again...

Ox was about to faint , when he looked down , and found himself staring at the face of the same girl , wich was coming out of his chest.....

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"-Both Kitty and Ox screamed ,as both of tem ran away throught a wall , Kitty phasing , while Ox just destroyed it......

Later , at the main hall....

"Dan , these place is filled with ghosts!"-Ox screamed , in fear , as he meet his other two teammates.

"Yeah , and that creepy wallcrawler is here too! He even covered me in another of those crap he throws!"-Montana yelped.

"I just had an encounter with a freaking Witch and her pet demon! , screw what Fisk said , im outta here!"-Fancy Dan screamed.

"What about my whip?"-Montana added.

"Forget about it!"-Fancy Dan replied.

"Hey , guys , i founded it!"-Ox screamed as he handed them a green , elastic object

"Thats not my whip , you lardhead!"-Montana screamed

"Le go offa ma tonghe!"-Todd screamed.

The three men loked down , only to see Tod , hanging from the object Ox was holding...wich was his tongue......

"AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"-Everyone screamed , as Ox let go of Todd , who jumped away , dropping the whip he was holding , wich Monatna picked....

"theres your whip , now lets get outta here!"-Fancy Dan screamed as the three guys ran towards the door.....

Only to collide with the biggest guy they had ever seen....

"AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"-the three grown men screamed as Freddy grabbed them in a bear hug , and carried them off upstairs........

The next morning........

A pair of cops entered the house , as they had recieved a call about people living in the old abandoned asylum....

They entered the place , only to find three men , covered in green slime , confetti and trash , their hair dyed and shaped in the strangest ways , as they were tied with ropes to a couch.....wearing only their boxers.

"What the hell happend here?"-one of the cops asked his partner.

Meanwhile....

The gang was driving in the car , as they had leaved the place right after they disposed of their would be attackers.

"well , at least we now know whose money that was!"-Wanda said , as she painted her nails.

"Yeah , and i got some brand new clothes!"-Fred , who was wearing Ox`s former clothes , said , looking at his hip new outfit.

"Yeah , i got this cool hat!"-Todd said , wearing Montana`s former cowboy hat.

"Yeah , plus this suit will come handy at Vegas!"-Pietro said , looking at the power suit in his hands.

"Yeah ,thanks for giving me the whip!"-Wanda said , looking at Pietro as she rubbed the whip , with an evil smile.

"I still think you were a little hard on them!"-Lance joked.

"You wiped their memories , Jean?"-Scott asked.

"Yeah ,the wil woke up believing they got drunk , and that they lost that money"-Jean said , looking at the rings she snatched from Dan`s hand.

"What do you think they were talking about , when the said those things about that "spiderguy"?-Kitty asked.

"Who cares?"-Rogue said , as the car drove off into the sunset......

Okay , did ya guess who those poor criminals were? , if so , tell in the review, and by popular deman , next chap will show whats going at bayville High!

Ryoken.