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Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, or any other related characters. Rumiko Takahashi deserves all the credit.
Rambles: Well, I decided to write an AU fic, I will probably update Lost Miroku sometime,
but its on hold. I thought this would be fun. I apologize for any references to
guns/parts of guns that are incorrect for you gun collectors out there.
Also, when I'm real motivated, I write pretty well, like in this fic here.
Key:
'text' = a thought of the character specified
*text* = a report on the transmitter/radio
Counter-Youkai: de_dust prologue
- 8:23 am - Somewhere in the USA. Probably in the LA Area
All was well in Inuyasha's world. The sun was still shining, the earth was spinning, the plants grew,
the moon cast its soft silvery glow on the face of the Earth, and life was living. Lying in his Sears
mattress inside the 'Super Top Secret SWAT HQ' compound, a quiet snoring was heard from the lump
on the bed. Next to his bed, was a window, with the blinds closed. Birds could be heard
chirping outside the window. All was quiet, until a certain somebody decided that Inuyasha needed
no more sleep.
"INUYASHA! WAKEY-WAKEY!" shouted a very annoying voice while owner of this voice came
barging into Inuyasha's room.
"Miroku...what the fuck do you want now...go away. I hate you...just five more minutes,"
Inuyasha groggily mumbled from under the covers of his nice, warm, cozy, and fuzzy bed. It was quite
cold inside the compound because the sensor on the central air conditioning for the compound was
broken, and the A/C was basically on 24/7. The said one, Miroku, decided that trickey and deceivance
was the only way he was going to get Inuyasha to awaken from his deep slumber.
"Inu...I see Kag walking over...looks like she wants to tell you something...or maybe confe—"
"AHH!!!" Inuyasha threw the covers off, and with amazing speed, rushed over to his private
bathroom. Miroku just chuckled. The tricked one and he had been friends since childhood. They knew
everything about eachother. Keyword, everything. If you are even slightly intelligent, you can tell from
Inuyasha's reaction to 'I see Kag walking over...' and so forth as to what he thinks of Kagome. Taking
a seat on the plastic folding chair in front of Inuyasha's computer, (which was built by Inu himself)
Miroku turned it so that it would face the bathroom door where sounds of water splashing from the
shower head was heard. Folding his arms, he waited for the bomb to explode once Inuyasha found out.
------------------------------ - Quite a Few Minutes Later - 8:47 am - --------------------------------
Inuyasha walked out of his bathroom, with no shirt on, and his towel slung over his right shoulder,
with stacks of steam following, and saw a smirk on Miroku's ugly face. Well maybe not ugly, but ugly to
Inuyasha because he knew Miroku had used his 'Kagome is coming' trick again.
"You know what? Screw you. Next time I won't fall for it you damn lecher."
Miroku had a very idiotic grin plastered on his face.
"There is no need to deny it, Inu. Anyway, there's gonna be a mission briefing in 20 minutes.
See ya!" And with that, Miroku left the room, humming a happy tune. Behind the closed door,
Miroku heard a shout:
"AND WIPE THAT GAY GRIN OFF YOUR FACE!"
--------------------------------------- - Briefing - 9:05 am - ----------------------------------------
Inuyasha walked into the briefing room wearing a black shirt, and black pants with white socks and
black shoes. No, he is not goth. But it is the standard color here. Seeing his team was in, he asked:
"Now what the hell is going on?" questioned a grumpy Inuyasha. Miroku could tell he was still
miffed about the incident in the morning.
General Sesshoumaru, just sort of glared at Inuyasha for his impertinence, cleared his throat and
began.
"Hello, Omega Team. Here is the situation. In Pakistan, we have two caches of uranium ore,
for legal reasons. According to our sources, a terrorist organization, who call themselves
'Hell's Demon's', have released a threat. This threat, is incredibly dangerous. To be specific,
they have said that they are going to send a fleet of men, who are kamikaze, to blow up
our caches of uranium. As you know, this would result in chaos, destruction, annihilation,
and despair for mankind, except for these pompous asswipes who think this is what is
good. You probably can guess what your mission is now. But incase you don't, here is what
you need to do. Prevent the bombing. Any questions?"
Sango, the team's sniper, spoke up.
"Comfirmation of the numbers of tango's?
"Unknown. Any more questions?" There were none. "Well...you are dismissed. Report to your
strategist, Shippou, at 10:30."
---------------------------------- - The Recreational Room - 9:10 am - ------------------------------
While the boys, Inuyasha, Miroku, Kouga, and Nobunga were playing a HEATED Canadian doubles
ping-pong match, the woman of the Omega team were watching TV and talking 'girl talk'. A definition
of 'girl talk' is whispering things to eachother randomly, and then giggling, blushing, shouting, the list
goes on, about it.
*CLACK...CLACK... CRAP! HAHA! ...SMACK...CLACK... WTF THATS ILLEGAL ... WTFEVER! ... CLACK*
The sort of thing was heard from the ping-pong table.
"Hey Sango...so what do you think about our mission?"
"Well...you know, though I'm not really worried, it's sort of worrying that we don't have
confirmation of the number of tango's we'll be meeting up with, what kind of weapons,
and such," was the smooth, almost perfect reply.
"Oh," speechless, Kagome decided to move along...
"So, do you still like Miroku?"
"WHAT?!?"
-------------- - The Ping Pong Match - -------------
"Screw you Kouga! You know that was an illegal serve!" Inuyasha shouted at Kouga while
while being barely restrained by his partner in crime, Miroku.
"Shut up Dog-shit! Why don't you friking cry over it? It's just a GAME!" And the very
uncivilied verbal fight continued on, until, Miroku and Nobunga, the only seemingly mature ones,
managed to calm them down. They decided, that some 'private time' or time-out would be rather
appropriate.
"Hello Mr. Inuyasha. My name is Doctor Miroku, but you may call me Miroku. I will be your
psychologist today. Anything you tell me is strictly private. As I can see on my handy-
dandy notepad here, you have been fighting with a certain 'Kouga'. I assure you, we
can hel—"
"Shut the fuck up Miroku! I don't need consueling or a friking PSYCHOlogist," Inuyasha
emphasized the 'PSYCHO' in his sentence. Miroku, just ignored him and continued on.
"I know you are stressed out about not knowing many things, such as: (one) your mission,
(two) what was in your dinner last night, (three) whether Kagome likes you in THAT way,
(this received an angry glare from Inuyasha, but he blushed either way), and last but not
least, (four), where your socks went—"
"Wait a second...how the hell do you know that my socks were missing...?" Inu's question-
ing face, turned to yet another angry glare in 2 seconds flat.
"You cow, give them back!"
Miroku, pasted an innocent look on his face, and asked:
"What socks?"
"MY socks that YOU STOLE yesterday!"
"WHERE THE HELL AM I?!?" Miroku used his oldest trick, the 'Oh-no-I-have-amnesia-and-I-
don't-know-where-I-am-so-leave-me-alone' trick. Inuyasha just sighed, bashed Miroku on the
head with his 'handy-dandy notepad', and walked away.
The time? 9:49 am.
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First chapter done. Tell me if you like this idea. I didn't have time to get to the first mission cause I
have to sleep. Not proofread very well. Sorry for any mistakes. !review or die!
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha, or any other related characters. Rumiko Takahashi deserves all the credit.
Rambles: Well, I decided to write an AU fic, I will probably update Lost Miroku sometime,
but its on hold. I thought this would be fun. I apologize for any references to
guns/parts of guns that are incorrect for you gun collectors out there.
Also, when I'm real motivated, I write pretty well, like in this fic here.
Key:
'text' = a thought of the character specified
*text* = a report on the transmitter/radio
Counter-Youkai: de_dust prologue
- 8:23 am - Somewhere in the USA. Probably in the LA Area
All was well in Inuyasha's world. The sun was still shining, the earth was spinning, the plants grew,
the moon cast its soft silvery glow on the face of the Earth, and life was living. Lying in his Sears
mattress inside the 'Super Top Secret SWAT HQ' compound, a quiet snoring was heard from the lump
on the bed. Next to his bed, was a window, with the blinds closed. Birds could be heard
chirping outside the window. All was quiet, until a certain somebody decided that Inuyasha needed
no more sleep.
"INUYASHA! WAKEY-WAKEY!" shouted a very annoying voice while owner of this voice came
barging into Inuyasha's room.
"Miroku...what the fuck do you want now...go away. I hate you...just five more minutes,"
Inuyasha groggily mumbled from under the covers of his nice, warm, cozy, and fuzzy bed. It was quite
cold inside the compound because the sensor on the central air conditioning for the compound was
broken, and the A/C was basically on 24/7. The said one, Miroku, decided that trickey and deceivance
was the only way he was going to get Inuyasha to awaken from his deep slumber.
"Inu...I see Kag walking over...looks like she wants to tell you something...or maybe confe—"
"AHH!!!" Inuyasha threw the covers off, and with amazing speed, rushed over to his private
bathroom. Miroku just chuckled. The tricked one and he had been friends since childhood. They knew
everything about eachother. Keyword, everything. If you are even slightly intelligent, you can tell from
Inuyasha's reaction to 'I see Kag walking over...' and so forth as to what he thinks of Kagome. Taking
a seat on the plastic folding chair in front of Inuyasha's computer, (which was built by Inu himself)
Miroku turned it so that it would face the bathroom door where sounds of water splashing from the
shower head was heard. Folding his arms, he waited for the bomb to explode once Inuyasha found out.
------------------------------ - Quite a Few Minutes Later - 8:47 am - --------------------------------
Inuyasha walked out of his bathroom, with no shirt on, and his towel slung over his right shoulder,
with stacks of steam following, and saw a smirk on Miroku's ugly face. Well maybe not ugly, but ugly to
Inuyasha because he knew Miroku had used his 'Kagome is coming' trick again.
"You know what? Screw you. Next time I won't fall for it you damn lecher."
Miroku had a very idiotic grin plastered on his face.
"There is no need to deny it, Inu. Anyway, there's gonna be a mission briefing in 20 minutes.
See ya!" And with that, Miroku left the room, humming a happy tune. Behind the closed door,
Miroku heard a shout:
"AND WIPE THAT GAY GRIN OFF YOUR FACE!"
--------------------------------------- - Briefing - 9:05 am - ----------------------------------------
Inuyasha walked into the briefing room wearing a black shirt, and black pants with white socks and
black shoes. No, he is not goth. But it is the standard color here. Seeing his team was in, he asked:
"Now what the hell is going on?" questioned a grumpy Inuyasha. Miroku could tell he was still
miffed about the incident in the morning.
General Sesshoumaru, just sort of glared at Inuyasha for his impertinence, cleared his throat and
began.
"Hello, Omega Team. Here is the situation. In Pakistan, we have two caches of uranium ore,
for legal reasons. According to our sources, a terrorist organization, who call themselves
'Hell's Demon's', have released a threat. This threat, is incredibly dangerous. To be specific,
they have said that they are going to send a fleet of men, who are kamikaze, to blow up
our caches of uranium. As you know, this would result in chaos, destruction, annihilation,
and despair for mankind, except for these pompous asswipes who think this is what is
good. You probably can guess what your mission is now. But incase you don't, here is what
you need to do. Prevent the bombing. Any questions?"
Sango, the team's sniper, spoke up.
"Comfirmation of the numbers of tango's?
"Unknown. Any more questions?" There were none. "Well...you are dismissed. Report to your
strategist, Shippou, at 10:30."
---------------------------------- - The Recreational Room - 9:10 am - ------------------------------
While the boys, Inuyasha, Miroku, Kouga, and Nobunga were playing a HEATED Canadian doubles
ping-pong match, the woman of the Omega team were watching TV and talking 'girl talk'. A definition
of 'girl talk' is whispering things to eachother randomly, and then giggling, blushing, shouting, the list
goes on, about it.
*CLACK...CLACK... CRAP! HAHA! ...SMACK...CLACK... WTF THATS ILLEGAL ... WTFEVER! ... CLACK*
The sort of thing was heard from the ping-pong table.
"Hey Sango...so what do you think about our mission?"
"Well...you know, though I'm not really worried, it's sort of worrying that we don't have
confirmation of the number of tango's we'll be meeting up with, what kind of weapons,
and such," was the smooth, almost perfect reply.
"Oh," speechless, Kagome decided to move along...
"So, do you still like Miroku?"
"WHAT?!?"
-------------- - The Ping Pong Match - -------------
"Screw you Kouga! You know that was an illegal serve!" Inuyasha shouted at Kouga while
while being barely restrained by his partner in crime, Miroku.
"Shut up Dog-shit! Why don't you friking cry over it? It's just a GAME!" And the very
uncivilied verbal fight continued on, until, Miroku and Nobunga, the only seemingly mature ones,
managed to calm them down. They decided, that some 'private time' or time-out would be rather
appropriate.
"Hello Mr. Inuyasha. My name is Doctor Miroku, but you may call me Miroku. I will be your
psychologist today. Anything you tell me is strictly private. As I can see on my handy-
dandy notepad here, you have been fighting with a certain 'Kouga'. I assure you, we
can hel—"
"Shut the fuck up Miroku! I don't need consueling or a friking PSYCHOlogist," Inuyasha
emphasized the 'PSYCHO' in his sentence. Miroku, just ignored him and continued on.
"I know you are stressed out about not knowing many things, such as: (one) your mission,
(two) what was in your dinner last night, (three) whether Kagome likes you in THAT way,
(this received an angry glare from Inuyasha, but he blushed either way), and last but not
least, (four), where your socks went—"
"Wait a second...how the hell do you know that my socks were missing...?" Inu's question-
ing face, turned to yet another angry glare in 2 seconds flat.
"You cow, give them back!"
Miroku, pasted an innocent look on his face, and asked:
"What socks?"
"MY socks that YOU STOLE yesterday!"
"WHERE THE HELL AM I?!?" Miroku used his oldest trick, the 'Oh-no-I-have-amnesia-and-I-
don't-know-where-I-am-so-leave-me-alone' trick. Inuyasha just sighed, bashed Miroku on the
head with his 'handy-dandy notepad', and walked away.
The time? 9:49 am.
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First chapter done. Tell me if you like this idea. I didn't have time to get to the first mission cause I
have to sleep. Not proofread very well. Sorry for any mistakes. !review or die!