Ichigo-chan: Hi, and welcome to "Stuck with You"!

Yami: It's the story of three poor characters that were carrying on fine with their lives until this crazy authoress decided to stick them into stupid stories in which they get themselves into all kinds of idiotic situations.

Ichigo-chan: (Ignoring him) Anyway, I hope you enjoy the story.

Masa-kun holds up sign reading "On with the story"

Stuck with you

Chapter One: Bird watching, Log chopping, and millennium rods

Yami walked along the sidewalk concentrating on taking care of the task before him. Earlier, Yugi had asked him to go grocery shopping since his grandfather had had to take care of something and had left Yugi to mind the store. Yugi had declared there was nothing to eat, and had sent Yami out shopping. Yami didn't mind doing chores around the house, but it was when he was forced to interact with the people of this time that he had a problem with.

Women walking up to him and telling him he was, "So cute" or girls looking at him and giggling. Not even glaring at them worked! One of these days, he would kill all of these idiots!

Suddenly he was shoved out of the way as someone stomped past. Okay, he may have been short, but NOBODY shoved him around like he was some elementary school kid. As he turned, mouth opened to give a piece of his mind and not necessarily the better one, and perhaps send the person to the shadow realm; he noticed the person had white hair.

Bakura, but which one? The murderous glint in his eye rather gave him away. It seemed Bakura was in a foul mood. And when Bakura was in a foul mood, innocent people tended to die. Now Yami had a real dilemma. Save innocent stupid people. Go grocery shopping. Save innocent stupid people. Go grocery shopping. Grocery shopping was sounding more appealing by the minute.

But if innocent people died and Yugi found out that Yami could have prevented it, Yami'd be in deep shit. Yugi would probably never let Yami out of the house again! Why couldn't his life ever be easy? Sighing, he followed the white haired spirit.

Bakura was pissed as he stomped through the grass. He was walking (Or stomping) through the forest. He knew he was acting a bit childish as he flopped down on a large rock. But he couldn't help it, he was mad after all. As he stared down in thought, the millennium ring began to glow. A millennium item was nearby? He looked around carefully until he noticed a bit of black and red sticking up over the bush.

"I came here to be alone pharaoh."

Yami stumbled out of the bush surprised; he hadn't thought Bakura had noticed him there. Bakura looked over his shoulder with a nasty glare. "Not nice to be spying on people."

"You'd be the expert on nice." Yami muttered snidely under his breath. "What are you doing here anyway?" He asked curiously, the last place he would have expected Bakura to go would have been the forest.

"Bird watching." Bakura lied easily and ignored the odd look Yami was giving him. "Why are you following me?"

"Who said I was following you? Yugi needed some wood, so I came to chop some down for him." Yami ignored the odd look Bakura was giving him. "It's just that I noticed you over here."

"You got lost?"

"No! I'm um…thought you might like company" The last part sounded as if it had been dragged out of him.

Bakura gave him a doubting glance, but didn't say anything. They sat there in silence for five minutes.

"You wouldn't happen to know the way out would you?"

Bakura sighed and shifted pulling the book bag he had grabbed earlier off of his back. "I've been trying to find my way out of here for an hour."

And that couldn't have been good, considering he'd been wandering around for about an hour and a half. "How the hell did you get lost?"

Bakura shrugged in response. "Now I'm lost too!" Yami buried his head in his hands.

"Hey, no one asked you to come in here and get lost with me, if I wanted to get lost; I prefer to get lost by myself!"

"Well I didn't ask to get lost with you in the first place!"

They both jumped in surprise as there was a sudden rustle of bushes in front of them. Bakura noticed that once again, the ring was glowing. From the bushes came Marik. At first when he saw them, his face reflected confusion, then surprise before he straightened it up and turned to an expression of pure evil.

"Ha, look at yourselves as you sit there looking lost and confused. I never figured my millennium rod would work so well. I lured you here to rid myself of you annoying pharaoh, and you," he pointed to Bakura, "because you know too much of my plan."

"You're lost too eh?"

Marik nodded.

So here they were, three powerful Yamis that had survived thousands of years only to find themselves stuck in a forest.

Ichigo-chan: Life's a bitch ain't it?

Yami: This story is unrealistic. Since when was there a forest in Domino City?

Ichigo-chan: Ummmm…

Yami: And me getting lost in the forest? Highly unlikely as well.

Ichigo-chan: We'll just see what the reviewers think.

Masa-kun holds up a sign reading "Please Review!!!"