*A/N: In the fashion of writing once every few months, I continue. I also changed formats, because when we started this, it was meant to be a movie to be later acted out and video-taped, but now, to make it more interesting and less confusing, I write in story format. Yay for me! Oh, and Bill and Ted are (duh) from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure/Bogus Journey/the animated series/the comic book/the cereal.*
BMeanwhile at the Zany Brainy.../B
The three boys (being the Frog brothers and Sam) sat around the toy store in an awkward silence as they played with the excess Barbies that no one wanted.
"So, uh... what's there to do around this town?" Sam asked, not looking up from brushing "Super-Glitter-Ow-Mommy-Glitter-Made-Me-Blind" Barbie's hair.
"Well, there's always the vampires," Edgar suggested, after putting his Retro-Barbie into some pink plastic heels, "that, and there's this real cool bakery."
"Yeah, the cream puffs are pretty scrumptious!" Alan (oh Alan, how I love thee so) added enthusiastically.
"Oh... so... any place where I can buy some overly flamboyant night gowns?" Sam questioned, fingering his "Born to Shop" shirt.
"Well, there's always the vampires," Edgar said, always bringing up the said monster every time he could.
"Nah, I don't think vampires are into such a high voltage of gayness as I am," Sam smugly stated, as he finished french braiding the doll's hair.
BBack at the Bat Cave.../B
"Woo! Go Marko! Take off that brightly colored children's hospital gown!"
As Marko, David, Dwayne, Paul, and Michael made their way to the railroad tracks, Marko danced around and scandalously took off his happy, childlike robe, exposing his trade mark jacket. Michael eagerly skipped behind them, much like a puppy romping throughout a field, chasing a butterfly, unbeknownst that a notorious puppy killer was following its every move.
"So, gang, fellas, home boys," Michael started, sounding much like that annoying kid from West Side Story, "where's we's goin'? Huh? Huh? Huh?"
"Dude, I'm going to kick you in the face if you don't stop," David threatened, while shaking his head in disgust, "Marko, Michael wants to know where we're going."
"Michael wants to know?" Marko teased, "Paul, did ya hear? Michael wants to know where we're going."
"Oh, sorry for not tellin' ya, Michael. We're going down to the railroad tracks where you'll embark on an exciting adventure that will change your life forever," upon seeing the looks of the other's faces, Paul quickly and cleverly covered up his mistake, "I mean... we're going... you suck."
They walked along again, and stopped, as they had reached their destination and they obviously weren't going to keep on walking. David, clearly being the leader, motioned to the bridge, and then to Marko.
"Goodnight Michael," Marko winked, "sweet dreams, I love you. Don't let the bed bugs bite! I WUV OO!!!" With that, Marko jumped off the bridge with a whoop. Soon afterwards, the 'Twisted Sister' look-a-like and the mime jumped off, leaving Michael looking confused, and balled up in a fetal position.
BMeanwhile at the Zany Brainy.../B
The three boys (being the Frog brothers and Sam) sat around the toy store in an awkward silence as they played with the excess Barbies that no one wanted.
"So, uh... what's there to do around this town?" Sam asked, not looking up from brushing "Super-Glitter-Ow-Mommy-Glitter-Made-Me-Blind" Barbie's hair.
"Well, there's always the vampires," Edgar suggested, after putting his Retro-Barbie into some pink plastic heels, "that, and there's this real cool bakery."
"Yeah, the cream puffs are pretty scrumptious!" Alan (oh Alan, how I love thee so) added enthusiastically.
"Oh... so... any place where I can buy some overly flamboyant night gowns?" Sam questioned, fingering his "Born to Shop" shirt.
"Well, there's always the vampires," Edgar said, always bringing up the said monster every time he could.
"Nah, I don't think vampires are into such a high voltage of gayness as I am," Sam smugly stated, as he finished french braiding the doll's hair.
BBack at the Bat Cave.../B
"Woo! Go Marko! Take off that brightly colored children's hospital gown!"
As Marko, David, Dwayne, Paul, and Michael made their way to the railroad tracks, Marko danced around and scandalously took off his happy, childlike robe, exposing his trade mark jacket. Michael eagerly skipped behind them, much like a puppy romping throughout a field, chasing a butterfly, unbeknownst that a notorious puppy killer was following its every move.
"So, gang, fellas, home boys," Michael started, sounding much like that annoying kid from West Side Story, "where's we's goin'? Huh? Huh? Huh?"
"Dude, I'm going to kick you in the face if you don't stop," David threatened, while shaking his head in disgust, "Marko, Michael wants to know where we're going."
"Michael wants to know?" Marko teased, "Paul, did ya hear? Michael wants to know where we're going."
"Oh, sorry for not tellin' ya, Michael. We're going down to the railroad tracks where you'll embark on an exciting adventure that will change your life forever," upon seeing the looks of the other's faces, Paul quickly and cleverly covered up his mistake, "I mean... we're going... you suck."
They walked along again, and stopped, as they had reached their destination and they obviously weren't going to keep on walking. David, clearly being the leader, motioned to the bridge, and then to Marko.
"Goodnight Michael," Marko winked, "sweet dreams, I love you. Don't let the bed bugs bite! I WUV OO!!!" With that, Marko jumped off the bridge with a whoop. Soon afterwards, the 'Twisted Sister' look-a-like and the mime jumped off, leaving Michael looking confused, and balled up in a fetal position.