Final Fantasy 7 and 10 Meet Again
By,Mellinia


MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..I am back with a other crossover fic with FF10 and FF7..MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!....if you have no clue what I'm am talking about then you should read my fic called Final Fantasy 7 Meets Final Fantasy 10..you can find it in my profile!!...anyways....I hope you like this!!! And always R/R...please!!
And I own nothing....except Jason!!...*sigh*

On with the fic....


In the world of Final Fantasy 7 at Tifa's bar....

Sephiroth:....*sniffles*

Cloud:*throws a box of tissue at Sephiroth*Get over it already.

Sephiroth:....I CAN'T!!!*hugs the box of tissue*I NEED HER!!!!!!*sobs*

Cloud:*rolls eyes*GIVE ME A BREAK!!!

Red:*eats his last piece of popcorn*....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!*sobs*

Barret:YA BIG BABYS SHUTUP!!!

Red:I'M OUT OF POPCORN!!!!!!!!!!!!*sobs more*

Sephiroth:AND I LOST MY SWEET ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!*blows his nose*

Tifa:....I miss...Lulu.

Vincent:......

Barret:I miss...no one!

Cloud:...I don't either.

Yuffie:.....I bet you miss...Tidus!

Cloud:WHAT!!!!????

Yuffie:Yup,he misses Tidus.

Cloud:Yuffie shutup,I...don't miss..that fruity...blonde....freak.........

Yuffie:Suuuuure.

Cloud:.....Well..I miss fighting with him,.....that's all.

Yuffie:Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Cloud:OKAY I MISS THE DUDE,LEAVE ME ALONE NOW!!!*runs to the bathroom*

Red:*licks the popcorn bag*Oh popcorn...how I miss you so.*weeps*

All is silent until Cid runs into the bar.

Cid: WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING BASTARDS AT!!!!!!!!!!!

All:O.O;;;;

Cloud runs out the bathroom with toilet paper on his shoe.

Cloud:ARE WE BEING ATTACKED!!!????!

Cid: HELLO!!!!!!!

Tifa:We where out....of...town...uh...WE WHERE AT THE GOLDEN SAUCER!!

Cid:...Why the bloody hell did you not ask me to come!!!??


Barret:It's all Mell's fault she's the one who did not bring you to her...building.

Cid: WHO THE @##$ IS MELL!!!!

Vincent:It's a long story.

Cid: *sits down* I GOT TIME!!!

Aeris:Well it all started.......


In the world of Final Fantasy 10 at some random Inn

Kimari is sitting on the floor with pots and pans everywhere and he is holding a wooden spoon.

Kimari:IT'S NOT THE SAME!!!!!!!!

Tidus:THEY WHERE JUST DRUMS GET OVER IT!!!!

Kimari:NEVER!!!!!*weeps as he throws the spoon at Tidus*

Tidus:*is hit on the head*Punk!!!!

Yuna:..SHUTUP!!!!...I'm trying to send my brain waves to Sephy so we can talk to each other!!

All:..o.O;;;

Seymour:Yuna,that's impossible we are in a whole different world.

Yuna:IS NOT!!!!!*throws a pillow at Seymour*BEAST!!..DON'T SHATTER MY HOPES!!!!

Seymour:My goodness,Yuna,you have lost it!

Yuna:HAVE NOT!!!!*pounces on Seymour*

Seymour:YUNA,PLEASE!!!!!!*tries to push Yuna off of him*

Lulu:That don't look right.

Auron:Sure doesn't.

Rikku:*plays with her water materia she got from Yuffie*...I miss my good friend Yuffie.*sigh*

Wakka:Well,you aint never going to see her again so get over it.

Rikku:....WATER 3!!!*cast water 3 on Wakka*

Wakka:*is all wet and...cold*....Gee....thanks.

Rikku:I hope you shutup know!

Wakka:......

Rikku:...loser.

Seymour:.....*sigh*.....I really do miss...Aeris...I even miss...Sephiroth.

Tidus:*sarcastic*awwwwww how sweet.

Seymour:....I bet you miss...CLOUD!!!

Tidus:HA!!!...in your dreams..I would never miss that fruity...blonde.....freak!

Seymour:....Don't lie.

Tidus:I AIN'T LIEING!!!

Seymour:.....Yes...you are.

Tidus:..ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I DO MISS THAT FREAK...a lot!!

Seymour:AH HA!!!

Tidus:Seymour, you make me sick!!

Seymour:Why thank you Tidus,I love you too.

Tidus:*rolls his eyes*

Lulu:*comes out wearing a outfit just like Tifa's*HOW DO YOU LIKE MY NEW OUTFIT!!!!??

Auron:...You look like..Tifa.

Lulu:Yup,so do you like it?!

Auron:You want me to be honest?

Lulu:......no.

Auron:....Well then...yes I love it.

Lulu:hehehheheh...thanks.

Auron:...whatever.


Back to the Final Fantasy7 world....

Aeris:....and that's the story.

Cid: WHY WAS I NOT IN THE $$%^ING CONTEST!!!

Aeris:You would have to ask Mellinia that,but we probably will never see her again.

Cid:. TO HELL WITH IT!!!...hey Tifa make me some damn tea!!

Tifa:Get your own tea!!

Cid: Forget you then,Yuffie get me tea!!

Yuffie:NO!!

Cid: I SAID GET ME TEA!!!!

Yuffie:AND I SAID NO!!!*hits Cid on the head with the robot arm Rikku gave her*

Cid: *rubs his head* @#$@ING BRAT!!!!

Yuffie:*sticks out her tongue* POO ON YOU!!!

Vincent:...Too much..noise.


To the world of Sillies..at Mellinia's building....

Mellinia:*takes a bite off her hotdog then takes a sip from her soda*...........

Jason:*reads a magazine about easy recipes*.........

Mellinia:.......

Jason:........

Mellinia:*finishes her hotdog*.......

Jason:*still reading*......

Mellinia:.....*drinks her soda*....

Jason:*turns a page*.....hmmmm.

Mellinia:......

Jason:....*turns a other page*....

Mellinia:*throws soda across the room*I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jason:O.O.....What's the matter?

Mellinia:I AM DIEING OF BOREDOM!!!!....DIEING!!!!!!

Jason:Calm down Mell,we can find something to do,How about we play cards?

Mellinia:*picks up cards and throws them out a window*NO MORE CARDS NO MORE!!!!!!

Jason:.....um how about....we draw pictures.

Mellinia:*points to the walls where there are A LOT of pictures drawn by her and Jason taped to the walls*.......NO MORE!!!!

Jason:..Okay...how about...we-

Mellinia:JASON, WE HAVE DONE ALL WE CAN DO OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!!!!!!

Jason:...Then what do we do??! I am out of ideals!!

Mellinia:I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!

Jason:OH GAWD!!!!!

Mellinia:*bangs her head on the wall over and over again*DIE DIE DIE DIE!!

Jason:MELL, THAT'S NOT GOING TO HELP,CUT IT OUT!!!

Mellinia:*stops*....*sigh*........

Jason:..How about you bring the Final Fantasy characters..back.

Mellinia:!!!!!...SUCCESS!!!!!!

Jason:?!

Mellinia:GREAT IDEAL JASON,GREAT IDEAL!!!!!!!*pulls out magic baseball bat*

Jason:.Why thank you.*smiles*

Mellinia:....uh.....what where the magic words again?!

Jason:um...*thinks*.....Pizza is yummy and candy is too but my favorite treat is being with you!!

Mellinia:...I don't think that's right,but I'll try it anyway...PIZZA IS YUMMY AND CANDY IS TOO BUT MY FAVORITE TREAT IS BEING WITH YOU!!!!!

A burst of energy comes from her magic baseball and...something appears...but it's hidden in all the magic smoke..stuff....when the smoke clears...A hooded figure stands in the room.

Mellinia:I KNEW THOSE MAGIC WORDS WHERE WRONG!!!!

Jason:.hehheheheheheh...sorry.

Mellinia:*looks at the figure wearing a black clock that covers it's face*Um...who are you?

???:...You do not need to know who I am.....yet.,but Mellinia..I am the person to end your world.

Mellinia:END MY WORLD!!!!???...AND HOW DO YOU KNOW ME!!!

Jason:?!..DON'T WORRY MELL I'LL PROTECT YOU!!!!*jumps in front of Mellinia*

Mellinia:JASON MOVE!!*pushes Jason aside*...Where did you come from?

???:A land far more greater than yours.

Mellinia:...Your voice sounds familiar...Do I know you?

???:.....UM.....NO!!!

Mellinia:....*walks up to the person*...hmmmmmm.

Jason:MELLINA BE CAREFUL!!!!!

???:GET BACK..OR ELSE!!!

Mellinia:or else?...what will you do?

???:...heh heh heh....or I will kill you little sister!!!heh heh heh heh

Jason:Mell,you have a little sister?

Mellinia:..yea.

Jason:Why didn't you ever tell me?

Mellinia:Cause she ain't important.

Jason:o.O....she's your sister.

Mellinia:..no..she's a brat...anyways..HOW DID YOU GET MY SISTER!!

???:...I kidnapped her..duuuuuuuh.

Mellinia:..Why?

???:....um..because you know you where suppose to be home babysitting her while your parents are not home..but you just left her..and when you parents come back home and find out she's gone..and that you never even...checked on her you will be in BIG trouble!!

Mellinia:She's ten for crying out loud,she can take care of herself!!

???:...Well she got kidnapped!!..SO SHE CAN'T TAKE CARE OF HERSELF!!!!!..proves you wrong!!

Mellinia:Look here ,freak give me back my stupid sister so I can take her back home,and come back here and bring the Final Fantasy 7and 10 characters here.

???:...NO!!!

Mellinia:DON'T PLAY WITH ME!!!!

Jason:*holding pom poms*GO MELL GO!!!

???:....Here*gives Mellinia a letter*....you have to find her first!!!..MWAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA* the person diappears*

Mellinia:*opens the letter*..It says...you can bring all your silly friends from other worlds,but that won't help you,SAVE YOUR WORLD!!!MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHH!!!....anyways. each new location you locate at that place there will be a letter that contains a clue,you must find them all to save you little sister,the first clue is...your sisiter went here on her tenth birthday to have a party,but she ended up falling and breaking a rib,do you remember?....that ends the letter

Jason:WOW WE ARE GOING ON ARE FIRST ADVENTURE YAAY!!!!..so do you know what the clue means?

Mellinia:Of course I do ,I would never forget the time I laughed so hard that I passed out,heh heh heh!! Katie was trying to skate on her own,since she was get learning,,then this stupid tall boy came up behind her and gave her a good push....she flew off the skating rink and flew right into a nice brick wall!!...she was in soooo much pain!!GYAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

Jason:o.O...Mellinia that's not funy.

Mellinia:YES IT IS!!!!..the place we go to is the Bubble fun skateing ring!!...now help me remember those magic words so that those silly FF peeps can help me!!

Jason:..Okay!!..I think it was .....pizza is yummy and candy is too but my favorite treat is muffins with fudge!!
Mellinia:I think your right!!!*Mellinia says the magic words and the FF7 and 10 characters are here!*YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

Jason:I'm always right!!

Mellinia:Suuuuure!!!

FF7 and 10:o.O;;;;;.......

Sephiroth:YUNA!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuna:SEPHY!!!!!!*they both hug each other and start making out...again.

Seymour:HI AERIS!!!

Aeris:SEYMOUR!!!*they give each other a hug..they have too much manners to just start making out..like hormone filled teens*

Rikku and Yuffie dash to each other and start dancing,Red screams out popcorn and runs to the kitchen,Kimari runs to his drums.Tifa and Lulu converse among themselves.Vincent and Auron sigh and take a seat on the sofa.Wakka gives Barret a high five and tells him how much practice he has done for his cussing.Tidus and Cloud ignore each other,but then they can't take it anymore..so they hug each other.Cid stands by himself thinking everyone has lost their minds.

Mellinia:ME SO HAPPY!!!!

Jason:Don't forget about our mission.

Mellinia:...mission?...OH YES!!!...I forgot that quick.

Jason:....-.-;;

Cid: WHO THE HELL IS MELLINA !!!!!

Mellinia:.....ME!!!*raises her hand*

Cid: *walks up to Mellinia with a cig in his mouth* YOU LITTLE PUNK..WHY WAS I NOT IN THE #$%%ING CONTESTS!!!!

Mellinia:*grabs the cig from his mouth and puts it out*...BECAUSE YOU SMOKE TO MUCH!!!

Cid: BULL $%^&!!!!!

Mellina:WATCH YOUR MOUTH GAMPS!!!

Cid: GRAMPS??!

Mellinia:YES GRAMPS!!!!!

Mellinia and Cid get to a big argument.

Jason:I guess I'll tell everyone about the mission...HEY EXCUSE ME!!!!

Everyone goes silent.

Jason:ahem...WE ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE CONTEST AGAIN WE HAVE A MISSION TO GO ON!!

Rikku & Yuffie:A MISSION?!

Jason:YES A MISSION!!!

Rikku and Yuffie:YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!*they both dance*

Jason:...-.-...anyways I'll tell you how it all started.....

Jason tells his story and Cid and Mellinia argue...Red asks the popcorn to marry him,And Sephiroth and Yuna are flirting with each other not paying any attention to Mr,Jason.


End of Chapter.....
Mellinia:I hope you like this chapter,I hope you like this fic..period..I REALLY HOPE YOU DO...PLEASE LIKE IT!!!!!..anyways..r/r and tell me what you think...I'll be waiting!!
Cid: I AINT DONE WITH YOU YET YOU ##$%ING $%^&&!!!!
Mellinia:BUT I'M DONE WITH YOU!!!!*throws a rock at Cid*
Cid: CURSE YOU!!!!!!
Mellinia:*sticks out her tongue*....LOSER!!!......r/r..readers!!
Cid: READERS?!!!WHAT #%%(ING READERS!!!
Mellinia:*rolls eyes*..Shutup.