Final Fantasy 7 and 10 Meet Again
By,Mellinia
Hello!!…Oh my goodness I am really REALLY sorry it took me so LOOONG to update..but I'm lazy..you understand don't you!!…DON'T YOU!!!….that's what I thought..anyways..I'll make this a some what LOOONG chapter to make all of you happy people ….happy..AND THANKS FOR ALL THE REVIEWS ME LOVE REVIEWS!!!
On with the fic…..
Jason:…Now?!
Mellinia:NO!!!
Jason:NOOW!!!?
Mellinia:NOO!!!
Troy:LEAVE HER ALONE YOU…YOU…PEST!!
Jason:YOU MIND YA BUSINESS!!!
Troy:YOU GO TO HELL!!!
Jason:NO YOU, I'LL SEND YOU RIGHT NOW!!!*gets up and walks over to Troy and punches him in the jaw*
Troy:…*stands up and punches Jason in the gut*…
A fight breaks out between Jason and Troy.
Mellinia:*tring to drive the large bus*..Oh Lord…YOU TWO STOP FIGHTING I CAN'T THINK WITH THE FIGHTING!!!
Emi:*is bothering Sephiroth*So Sephy…
Sephiroth:Sephiroth…
Emi:…uh huh…So Seph..y..How are you doing today.
Sephiroth:It's Sephiroth And I have been better.
Yuna:Why don't you just go away you pest mistress!!
Emi:Pest Mistress!!!..PEST MISTRESS?!?!!
Yuna:*nods*..Indeed.
Sephiroth:*sighs and looks out the window*
Emi:*stands up*Come over here and say it in my face you prep wanna be lame ass summon chick!!!
Yuna:*stands up and walks over to Emi*…Wanna be!!!..WANNA BE!!!..WRONG!!*slaps Emi*..Pest Mistress!!
Emi:*bitch slaps Yuna making her fall*Wanna be!!
Yuna:*stands up and slaps Emi again*..Pest Mistress!!!
So a other fight breaks out this one between the Wanna be and the Pest Mistress.
Sephiroth:*looks at the fight and grins*..I love it when women fight over me.
Yuffie and Rikku are singing a nice travel song..well its not really that..nice…
Yuffie:1,999 bottles of beer on the wall 1,999 bottles of beer!!!
Rikku:Take one down pass it around 1,998 bottles of beer on the wall!!
Both of them together:1,998 bottles of beer on the wall 1,998 bottles of beer take one down pass it around 1,997 bottles of beer on the wall 1,997 bottles of beer on the wall.1,997 bottles of beer..take one down pass it around-
Mellinia:OOH SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!*hit's a tree*
Everyone that was fighting falls on the floor
All:OW!!!!
Mellinia:…Woah…SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE FIGHT AND SING WHEN THE THE PRETTY BUS DRIVER IS TRING TO DRIVE!!!!!!!!*stands up and pulls out her bag of snacks and starts eating*…I need a brake!!!*inhales a pack of cookies then downs a pack of doughnuts*…Mmmmmm Sweety goodness!!!
Troy:*stands up*…Ow my back*rubs his back.*
Jason:*just lays there on the floor*…..
Troy:…yo…Jason..get up…
Jason:*doesn't move*…
Troy:*taps him with his foot*…Jason?…
Jason:….
Emi:*stands up then kicks over Yuna who was standing up too*HA!!
Yuna:Bitch!!
Emi:Hoe!!
Yuna:Slut!!
Emi:Skank!!
Yuna:Wench!!
Troy:…*kneels down beside Jason,bows his head*Rest In Peace…punk..
Mellinia:*Looks at Jason and sniffles alittle then eats some more of her sweets*…Mmmm..sweets….poor Jason…*sniffles*…*eats*
Jason:*opens his eyes and spits in Troy's face*No you're the punk!!
Troy:*wipes the spit off his face and stands up and kicks Jason aside*…Ass!!!
Jason:*jumps up and kicks Troy in the gut*…No you're the ass!!!
Emi:Hooker!!!
Yuna:50 cent bitch!!*hands Emi fifty cents*..The guy from last night that you were with..wanted me to give this to you!!..he said thanks for the fun!!*laughs*
Emi:*gasp*…I WILL KILL YOU!!!!
Yuna:Ack!!*runs out of the bus*
Emi:*chases her*..DEATH TO YE!!
Troy:*picks up Jason and tosses his out the bus*..Bastard!!
Jason:*hits the ground and stands up really mad*..COME SAY THAT TO MY FACE!!!!
Troy:Don't mind if I do!!*runs out the bus and stands right in front of Jason*…BASTARD, SIR BASTARD!! MASTER OF BASTARDS!!!*spits in his face*..
Jason:*growls like a crazed bear*
Troy:…*runs off*
Jason:*runs after him growling*..GRRRRR!!!!
Mellinia:*looks out the window at the angered people that are her friends and laughs as she sips on some chocolate milk*….
Yuffie:*looks out a window and reads a sign*..Hey this is a park!!…it's the Park of Death to the world!!…hmmm…it looks like someone spray painted that on to a piece of cardboard then kicked over the real park sign…WAY COOL!!!…Come on Rikku lets go play in the park of death to the world!!
Mellinia:*spits out her milk and pulls the letter out of her pocket*…The park of Death to the world!!…THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE I WILL FIND THE NEXT CLUE!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!*grabs her magic cane and hops out of the bus,peeks back into the bus*HEY ALL OF YOU OUT OF THE BUS NOW!!!! TIME TO FIND THE CLUES!!
Rikku and Yuffie:WAY COOL!!!!*they run out of the bus*
Vincent and Auron sigh and slowly walk out of the bus.
Red:Is there popcorn at parks!!?*runs out the bus looking for popcorn*
Aeris:There are flowers at parks!!*skips off the bus*
Sephiroth:…oh joy…a park…*rolls his eyes and walks off the bus*
Everyone else walks out of the bus sighing and rolling their eyes.
Mellinia:*points her cane to the sky*..EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND COME HERE NOW!!!
The fighters stop fighting and walk over to Mellinia.
Emi:..But Mel…
Mellinia:NO buts!!!
Emi:..But I was just about to kick Yuna's ass to mars.
Mellinia:I said no buts!!
Jason:And I was going to break Troy's neck!!
Mellinia:I don't want to hear it!!
Yuna:And I was about to slap Emi with my staff then summon Anima to kill her over and over again!!
Mellinia:no more!!
Troy:And I was about to continue to run from the crazed dude whose name is Jason!!
Mellinia:SHUTUP NOW!!!!
All:……
Mellinia*smiles and leans against her cane*..OKAY!!!…This is the place where the next clue will be found…
Jason:..OoOoH..so now you tell us!!!
Mellinia:SILENCE!!!!!
All:…..
Mellinia:Like I was saying before I was rudely interrupted…this is where I will find the next clue!!!….now…SEARCH!!!
Everyone just stands there…well Cid is leaning against a tree smoking a cig.
Mellina:DAMN IT I SAID SEARCH!!!!!!!!!..AND I MEAN NOW NOT LATER NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!*stomps her feet*
Everyone walks off looking for nothing..just walking off to get away from Mellinia.
Mellinia:GOOD!!*gets on the ground and sniffs around holding her cane in her mouth*..
Vincent and Auron sit under a tree sighing.
Vincent:….
Auron:…Having fun?
Vincent:…nope.
Auron:Same here…
Vincent:…
Auron:….
Emi:*walks up to Sephiroth and grabs his arm*Come with me Sephy we can look for clues together!!
Sephiroth:o.O..uh..
Yuna:*runs up to Sephiroth and grabs his other arm*..No he is coming with me!!
Emi:NO!!
Yuna:YES!!!
Emi*pulls on Sephiroth's arm*…MINE!!!
Yuna*pulls on Sephroth's arm the other way*NO MINE!!!
Jason:*is holding a large rock and walks up to Troy*..Hey Troy you see this rock in my hand?
Troy:*looks at the rock and nods*Yea I see it.
Jason:Well..I'm going to throw it at your head*tosses the rock up and down*
Troy:….Really?
Jason:..Yup..right at your blonde head…Bulls eye!!..I will call out as I laugh at you bleeding on the ground*nods and tosses the rock up and down some more*.
Troy:*inches away*…oh…
Jason:*nods*
Troy*starts to run away as fast as he can*
Jason:*aims the large rock and throws it right a Troy's head hitting him and making him fall*…Bulls eye!!!..MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Troy:…ow…
~*~At some unknown Secret Base~*~
Trlm speaks to a woman hidden by the shadows.
Trlm:..Um..uh..
???:SPEAK!!
Trlm:…uh…Miss…I tried to kill them but the girl named Mellinia..she..well….she…scares me…*looks down at her hands as she sweats*…
???:SHE SCARES YOU!!!!??
Trlm:..uh yes..she has..mental problems…I think…and you know you have to be careful around those crazies…
???:Hmmm..It seems as if you will be needing help on this mission of ours.
Trlm:..Yes…help would be very nice..
???:*presses a button on her chair*Your help is on the way.
A girl runs into the room breathing hard.
Girl:I WAS CALLED WHAT MAY I DO TO HELP YOU!!!
???:I want you to help Trlm in this mission.
Girl:..Oh okay!!*walks up to Trlm and shakes her hand*I'm Storm The Keyblade Mistress.
Trlm:*shakes her hand*…And I'm They Really Love me…nice to meet you Storm.
Storm:*blinks*They really love me?…woah that's a odd and long name…
Trlm:..I see I have to set some rules here..Number 1..MY NAME IS NOT ODD!!!…and number 2 don't get on my nerves..Well that's all the rules..and you can call me Trlm for short.
Storm:Aye Aye Captain!!
Trlm:Rule number two has been broken…DON'T BRAKE IT AGAIN!!
Storm:..uh what was rule number 2..?
Trlm:*sighs*..Miss is there someone else that can be my partner..Storm is just…odd…
???:…NO THERE IS NOT ANYONE ELSE!!!!!
Trlm:*sweats again*…Sorry Miss..I understand.
Storm:*hums a song and swings her key blade around*
Trlm:*sighs and walks to the exit*…Come on Storm..
Storm:Yay!!..This will be such fun!!..We can..kill and kill and still Tidus and kill and kill then do things to Tidus and kill and…uh..Tidus!!*smiles sweetly*
Trlm:*shakes her head,and opens up a portal to the park of Death to the world*..Let's go*hops in*
Storm:Oh joy!!*hops in too*
~*~Back at the Park of..death and whatever~*~
Mellinia:Bah!!..where are the clues!!!*sits on the ground and pulls the grass out and throws it everywhere*
Troy:*walks over to Mellinia with a lump on his head*..We will find it Mel don't give up hope.
Mellinia:Aww that was sweet Troy..*looks at the lump on his head*..What happen to your head?!
Troy:*sighs and rubs the lump*…The monkey of death threw a rock at me..
Jason:*walks up to them*..Oh so now I'm the monkey of death…?
Troy:*nods*…indeed you are.
Emi and Yuna are still playing tug a war with Sephiroth's arms.
Emi*pulls*…MINE!!!!
Yuna:*pulls*NEVER!!!
Emi*pulls*MINE MINE MINE DAMNIT!!! MINE!!!!
Yuna:*pulls*….hmmmm let me think.,,NO NEVER NEVER!!!
Sephiroth*just stands there being pulled and sighs*….
Yuffie:*swings on the swing*WEEEEEEE!!!
Rikku:*swings too*WEEEEEE!!!
Yuffie:Let's see who can go higher!!
Rikku:Okay!!
Yuffies:*starts to swing really high*
Rikku*swings just as high*
Yuffie:Must go higher!!!*swings higher and flys off the swing and lands on the ground 20 feet away*….oh…ouch…
Rikku:*stops swinging and runs over to Yuffie*…Hey Yuf you okay?!
Yuffie:…*hops up*Yup..I'm going to do it again*runs back over to the swings and starts swinging again*
Rikku:Me too!!*runs back over to the swings and starts swinging*
Red:*sniffs around looking for popcorn*There has got to be some popcorn somewhere around here!!!
Trlm and Storm appear right in front of Red.
Red:O.OAHHHH!!!
Trlm:..Oh shutup!*walks over to Mellinia*
Storm:*kicks Red*Bad doggy!!*walks with Trlm*
Trlm:Hello Mellinia So we meet again.
Mellinia:*turns around and looks at Trlm*Oh great!!*hops up*Hand me the clue….now!!!
Trlm:..Not happening as easy as last time..you got lucky!!
Storm:Yea you got lucky!!
Mellinia:*looks at Storm*And you are?
Storm:*pulls out her key blade and points it to the sky.Silver glitter stuff falls from the sky and music begins to play as..the sky turns a light purple*….I….AM…. STOOORM THE KEYBLADE MISTRESS!!!!!*dances around swinging her key blade around*
All:O.O;;;;;
Trlm:Oh give me a brake…
Storm:Give me a break!!..break me off a piece of that KIT KAT BAR!!!
Trlm:*sighs and slaps her forehead*….
Mellinia:Wow!!!*looks up at the sky and picks up the glitter and throws it around*…COOL!!
Strom:you like?!
Mellinia:Yup!!
Trlm:Don't be nice to the heroes you num skull!!!
A boy and his friends stop and look at the group.
Boy with brown hair:Did she say Keyblade Mistress?
Hot boy:Yeah.
Boy with brown hair:Oh hell no!!!…I am the only one that is suppose to have a key blade!!!
Hot boy:*pulls out his key blade*…Well I have one…
Boy with brown hair:..Oh hell no!!!
Girl in purple:*giggles*
Boy with brown hair:Well..you can have one..your cool..but that girl over there*points at Storm*She can't have one!!
Hot boy:…So you want to kill her?
Boy with brown hair:…Indeed!!*laughs evily*…
Hot boy:Sora…you have mental issues you need to work out…
Girl in purple:I agree..
Sora:*still laughs evily then stops all of a sudden*…Okay let's go see what this so called Keyblade Mistress can do!!!*walks over to Storm*
Hot boy:*sighs and follows*..
Girl in purple:Stupid gummie ship..takes us to the craziest places!!*follows Sora too*
Sora:*taps on Storm's shoulder*..Excuse me.
Storm:*turns around smiling sweetly*Hmmmm?
Sora:I'm Sora…The ONLY!!..one who should have a keybalde!!
Hot boy:Ahem!!
Sora:Well..Riku has one too!!..but that's only because he's cool!!
Riki:*nods*
Storm:*blinks*…Oh Sora..don't hate!!…I know you might be all sad and mess because I'm a better key blade person..but life is hard…people become better than other people…Like me and you…I'm better than you…you know why?…because I am Storm the key blade Mistress!!
Sora:*blinks*…Riku are you ready to watch me kill her now?
Riku:Yea sure..whatever.
Rikku:*looks at Riku*…YOUR NAME IS RIKKU TOO!!!!
Riku:*shakes his head*…Well its spelled R I K U …but it sounds just like Rikku..but different..because my name is better…
Rikku:OoOoOh!!…I'm Rikku!!!
Riku:Hello Rikku.
Sora:Stop talking to chicks and watch me kill this wannbe Keyblade mistress!!
Girl in purple:Hey Sora can I be a key blade mistress once you kill her?!
Sora:Hell no!! Kairi you will never become anything more than a pest!!
Riku:Sora..shut it..before I have to kick your ass..no need to insult her,okay?
Sora:Why are you taking up for her!?
Riku:*shrugs*..just being nice.
Kairi:Thanks Riku!
Riku:No problem.
Mellinia:….*takes a deep breath*RIKU!!!!!!
Riku:*looks at Mellinia*…Um yes?
Mellinia:*runs up to Riku and huggles him*…OH MY GAWD!!!
Riku:O.o…uh…
Troy and Jason:…*glare at Riku*…
Troy:*whispers to Jason*…He's going down..
Jason:*nods*…indeed he is…
Trlm:*sighs and makes a comfy chair appear and sits down in it*….This is so..stupid…*sighs and pulls out the death town newspaper and begins to read*
Mellinia:*talks really fast*HI I'm Mellinia and I'm like your number one fan and I really love you and I like really want you, when I played the game and saw the opening movie I was like…OH MY GAWD THAT BOY IS HOT..I was talking about you..and you have the most beautiful eyes..will you marry me?!
Riku:…O.O;;;;….uh..Hi …Mellinia…
Mellinia:*huggles him tighter*I love you…
Jason:*places a hand over his heart and looks down at the ground looking really hurt and sad*…..
Troy:*growls at Riku*…
Sora:STORM YOU READY TO DIE!!?!!*points his key blade at her*
Storm:No but are you ready to die!!!??!*points her key blade at him*
They both growl at each other.Emi and Yuna are still playing tug a war with Sephiroth,Red looks for popcorn.Rikku glares at Mellinia..I wonder why?…and Yuffie swings all alone on the swings..Vincent and Auron do nothing..and Cid smokes minding his own business for once..everyone else who I didn't even mention in this chapter are doing what they like to do.Example Tifa likes being slutly so she's being sluty..get it?…okay good
~*~End of Chapter~*~
Mellinia:Oh my Gawd!!.. I put Riku in my story!!
I love him!!
Jason:-.-….
Troy:-.-…
Mellinia:*looks at pic of Riku and drools then pukks out one of Jason and drools…then pulls out one ofTroy and drools again she pulls out all kinds of pics of hot boys and drools Sephiroth,Cloud..Vincent..all the hot guys…*…HOTTIES!!!
Jason:Hey did I see my pic in your hands!!?
Troy:I think I saw mine too!!
Mellinia:*hides her pics*…um…no!*runs away*
Troy and Jason:She loves me!!
Troy:Shutup Jason.
Jason:Shutup Troy.REVIEW READERS REVIEW!!!!!
Troy:Yea what he siad.
Jason:I also said shutup Troy..so shutup.
Troy:Make me!!!
Jason:I will!!!..
They start fighting…again…
By,Mellinia
Hello!!…Oh my goodness I am really REALLY sorry it took me so LOOONG to update..but I'm lazy..you understand don't you!!…DON'T YOU!!!….that's what I thought..anyways..I'll make this a some what LOOONG chapter to make all of you happy people ….happy..AND THANKS FOR ALL THE REVIEWS ME LOVE REVIEWS!!!
On with the fic…..
Jason:…Now?!
Mellinia:NO!!!
Jason:NOOW!!!?
Mellinia:NOO!!!
Troy:LEAVE HER ALONE YOU…YOU…PEST!!
Jason:YOU MIND YA BUSINESS!!!
Troy:YOU GO TO HELL!!!
Jason:NO YOU, I'LL SEND YOU RIGHT NOW!!!*gets up and walks over to Troy and punches him in the jaw*
Troy:…*stands up and punches Jason in the gut*…
A fight breaks out between Jason and Troy.
Mellinia:*tring to drive the large bus*..Oh Lord…YOU TWO STOP FIGHTING I CAN'T THINK WITH THE FIGHTING!!!
Emi:*is bothering Sephiroth*So Sephy…
Sephiroth:Sephiroth…
Emi:…uh huh…So Seph..y..How are you doing today.
Sephiroth:It's Sephiroth And I have been better.
Yuna:Why don't you just go away you pest mistress!!
Emi:Pest Mistress!!!..PEST MISTRESS?!?!!
Yuna:*nods*..Indeed.
Sephiroth:*sighs and looks out the window*
Emi:*stands up*Come over here and say it in my face you prep wanna be lame ass summon chick!!!
Yuna:*stands up and walks over to Emi*…Wanna be!!!..WANNA BE!!!..WRONG!!*slaps Emi*..Pest Mistress!!
Emi:*bitch slaps Yuna making her fall*Wanna be!!
Yuna:*stands up and slaps Emi again*..Pest Mistress!!!
So a other fight breaks out this one between the Wanna be and the Pest Mistress.
Sephiroth:*looks at the fight and grins*..I love it when women fight over me.
Yuffie and Rikku are singing a nice travel song..well its not really that..nice…
Yuffie:1,999 bottles of beer on the wall 1,999 bottles of beer!!!
Rikku:Take one down pass it around 1,998 bottles of beer on the wall!!
Both of them together:1,998 bottles of beer on the wall 1,998 bottles of beer take one down pass it around 1,997 bottles of beer on the wall 1,997 bottles of beer on the wall.1,997 bottles of beer..take one down pass it around-
Mellinia:OOH SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!*hit's a tree*
Everyone that was fighting falls on the floor
All:OW!!!!
Mellinia:…Woah…SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE FIGHT AND SING WHEN THE THE PRETTY BUS DRIVER IS TRING TO DRIVE!!!!!!!!*stands up and pulls out her bag of snacks and starts eating*…I need a brake!!!*inhales a pack of cookies then downs a pack of doughnuts*…Mmmmmm Sweety goodness!!!
Troy:*stands up*…Ow my back*rubs his back.*
Jason:*just lays there on the floor*…..
Troy:…yo…Jason..get up…
Jason:*doesn't move*…
Troy:*taps him with his foot*…Jason?…
Jason:….
Emi:*stands up then kicks over Yuna who was standing up too*HA!!
Yuna:Bitch!!
Emi:Hoe!!
Yuna:Slut!!
Emi:Skank!!
Yuna:Wench!!
Troy:…*kneels down beside Jason,bows his head*Rest In Peace…punk..
Mellinia:*Looks at Jason and sniffles alittle then eats some more of her sweets*…Mmmm..sweets….poor Jason…*sniffles*…*eats*
Jason:*opens his eyes and spits in Troy's face*No you're the punk!!
Troy:*wipes the spit off his face and stands up and kicks Jason aside*…Ass!!!
Jason:*jumps up and kicks Troy in the gut*…No you're the ass!!!
Emi:Hooker!!!
Yuna:50 cent bitch!!*hands Emi fifty cents*..The guy from last night that you were with..wanted me to give this to you!!..he said thanks for the fun!!*laughs*
Emi:*gasp*…I WILL KILL YOU!!!!
Yuna:Ack!!*runs out of the bus*
Emi:*chases her*..DEATH TO YE!!
Troy:*picks up Jason and tosses his out the bus*..Bastard!!
Jason:*hits the ground and stands up really mad*..COME SAY THAT TO MY FACE!!!!
Troy:Don't mind if I do!!*runs out the bus and stands right in front of Jason*…BASTARD, SIR BASTARD!! MASTER OF BASTARDS!!!*spits in his face*..
Jason:*growls like a crazed bear*
Troy:…*runs off*
Jason:*runs after him growling*..GRRRRR!!!!
Mellinia:*looks out the window at the angered people that are her friends and laughs as she sips on some chocolate milk*….
Yuffie:*looks out a window and reads a sign*..Hey this is a park!!…it's the Park of Death to the world!!…hmmm…it looks like someone spray painted that on to a piece of cardboard then kicked over the real park sign…WAY COOL!!!…Come on Rikku lets go play in the park of death to the world!!
Mellinia:*spits out her milk and pulls the letter out of her pocket*…The park of Death to the world!!…THIS IS THE PLACE WHERE I WILL FIND THE NEXT CLUE!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!*grabs her magic cane and hops out of the bus,peeks back into the bus*HEY ALL OF YOU OUT OF THE BUS NOW!!!! TIME TO FIND THE CLUES!!
Rikku and Yuffie:WAY COOL!!!!*they run out of the bus*
Vincent and Auron sigh and slowly walk out of the bus.
Red:Is there popcorn at parks!!?*runs out the bus looking for popcorn*
Aeris:There are flowers at parks!!*skips off the bus*
Sephiroth:…oh joy…a park…*rolls his eyes and walks off the bus*
Everyone else walks out of the bus sighing and rolling their eyes.
Mellinia:*points her cane to the sky*..EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND COME HERE NOW!!!
The fighters stop fighting and walk over to Mellinia.
Emi:..But Mel…
Mellinia:NO buts!!!
Emi:..But I was just about to kick Yuna's ass to mars.
Mellinia:I said no buts!!
Jason:And I was going to break Troy's neck!!
Mellinia:I don't want to hear it!!
Yuna:And I was about to slap Emi with my staff then summon Anima to kill her over and over again!!
Mellinia:no more!!
Troy:And I was about to continue to run from the crazed dude whose name is Jason!!
Mellinia:SHUTUP NOW!!!!
All:……
Mellinia*smiles and leans against her cane*..OKAY!!!…This is the place where the next clue will be found…
Jason:..OoOoH..so now you tell us!!!
Mellinia:SILENCE!!!!!
All:…..
Mellinia:Like I was saying before I was rudely interrupted…this is where I will find the next clue!!!….now…SEARCH!!!
Everyone just stands there…well Cid is leaning against a tree smoking a cig.
Mellina:DAMN IT I SAID SEARCH!!!!!!!!!..AND I MEAN NOW NOT LATER NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!!*stomps her feet*
Everyone walks off looking for nothing..just walking off to get away from Mellinia.
Mellinia:GOOD!!*gets on the ground and sniffs around holding her cane in her mouth*..
Vincent and Auron sit under a tree sighing.
Vincent:….
Auron:…Having fun?
Vincent:…nope.
Auron:Same here…
Vincent:…
Auron:….
Emi:*walks up to Sephiroth and grabs his arm*Come with me Sephy we can look for clues together!!
Sephiroth:o.O..uh..
Yuna:*runs up to Sephiroth and grabs his other arm*..No he is coming with me!!
Emi:NO!!
Yuna:YES!!!
Emi*pulls on Sephiroth's arm*…MINE!!!
Yuna*pulls on Sephroth's arm the other way*NO MINE!!!
Jason:*is holding a large rock and walks up to Troy*..Hey Troy you see this rock in my hand?
Troy:*looks at the rock and nods*Yea I see it.
Jason:Well..I'm going to throw it at your head*tosses the rock up and down*
Troy:….Really?
Jason:..Yup..right at your blonde head…Bulls eye!!..I will call out as I laugh at you bleeding on the ground*nods and tosses the rock up and down some more*.
Troy:*inches away*…oh…
Jason:*nods*
Troy*starts to run away as fast as he can*
Jason:*aims the large rock and throws it right a Troy's head hitting him and making him fall*…Bulls eye!!!..MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Troy:…ow…
~*~At some unknown Secret Base~*~
Trlm speaks to a woman hidden by the shadows.
Trlm:..Um..uh..
???:SPEAK!!
Trlm:…uh…Miss…I tried to kill them but the girl named Mellinia..she..well….she…scares me…*looks down at her hands as she sweats*…
???:SHE SCARES YOU!!!!??
Trlm:..uh yes..she has..mental problems…I think…and you know you have to be careful around those crazies…
???:Hmmm..It seems as if you will be needing help on this mission of ours.
Trlm:..Yes…help would be very nice..
???:*presses a button on her chair*Your help is on the way.
A girl runs into the room breathing hard.
Girl:I WAS CALLED WHAT MAY I DO TO HELP YOU!!!
???:I want you to help Trlm in this mission.
Girl:..Oh okay!!*walks up to Trlm and shakes her hand*I'm Storm The Keyblade Mistress.
Trlm:*shakes her hand*…And I'm They Really Love me…nice to meet you Storm.
Storm:*blinks*They really love me?…woah that's a odd and long name…
Trlm:..I see I have to set some rules here..Number 1..MY NAME IS NOT ODD!!!…and number 2 don't get on my nerves..Well that's all the rules..and you can call me Trlm for short.
Storm:Aye Aye Captain!!
Trlm:Rule number two has been broken…DON'T BRAKE IT AGAIN!!
Storm:..uh what was rule number 2..?
Trlm:*sighs*..Miss is there someone else that can be my partner..Storm is just…odd…
???:…NO THERE IS NOT ANYONE ELSE!!!!!
Trlm:*sweats again*…Sorry Miss..I understand.
Storm:*hums a song and swings her key blade around*
Trlm:*sighs and walks to the exit*…Come on Storm..
Storm:Yay!!..This will be such fun!!..We can..kill and kill and still Tidus and kill and kill then do things to Tidus and kill and…uh..Tidus!!*smiles sweetly*
Trlm:*shakes her head,and opens up a portal to the park of Death to the world*..Let's go*hops in*
Storm:Oh joy!!*hops in too*
~*~Back at the Park of..death and whatever~*~
Mellinia:Bah!!..where are the clues!!!*sits on the ground and pulls the grass out and throws it everywhere*
Troy:*walks over to Mellinia with a lump on his head*..We will find it Mel don't give up hope.
Mellinia:Aww that was sweet Troy..*looks at the lump on his head*..What happen to your head?!
Troy:*sighs and rubs the lump*…The monkey of death threw a rock at me..
Jason:*walks up to them*..Oh so now I'm the monkey of death…?
Troy:*nods*…indeed you are.
Emi and Yuna are still playing tug a war with Sephiroth's arms.
Emi*pulls*…MINE!!!!
Yuna:*pulls*NEVER!!!
Emi*pulls*MINE MINE MINE DAMNIT!!! MINE!!!!
Yuna:*pulls*….hmmmm let me think.,,NO NEVER NEVER!!!
Sephiroth*just stands there being pulled and sighs*….
Yuffie:*swings on the swing*WEEEEEEE!!!
Rikku:*swings too*WEEEEEE!!!
Yuffie:Let's see who can go higher!!
Rikku:Okay!!
Yuffies:*starts to swing really high*
Rikku*swings just as high*
Yuffie:Must go higher!!!*swings higher and flys off the swing and lands on the ground 20 feet away*….oh…ouch…
Rikku:*stops swinging and runs over to Yuffie*…Hey Yuf you okay?!
Yuffie:…*hops up*Yup..I'm going to do it again*runs back over to the swings and starts swinging again*
Rikku:Me too!!*runs back over to the swings and starts swinging*
Red:*sniffs around looking for popcorn*There has got to be some popcorn somewhere around here!!!
Trlm and Storm appear right in front of Red.
Red:O.OAHHHH!!!
Trlm:..Oh shutup!*walks over to Mellinia*
Storm:*kicks Red*Bad doggy!!*walks with Trlm*
Trlm:Hello Mellinia So we meet again.
Mellinia:*turns around and looks at Trlm*Oh great!!*hops up*Hand me the clue….now!!!
Trlm:..Not happening as easy as last time..you got lucky!!
Storm:Yea you got lucky!!
Mellinia:*looks at Storm*And you are?
Storm:*pulls out her key blade and points it to the sky.Silver glitter stuff falls from the sky and music begins to play as..the sky turns a light purple*….I….AM…. STOOORM THE KEYBLADE MISTRESS!!!!!*dances around swinging her key blade around*
All:O.O;;;;;
Trlm:Oh give me a brake…
Storm:Give me a break!!..break me off a piece of that KIT KAT BAR!!!
Trlm:*sighs and slaps her forehead*….
Mellinia:Wow!!!*looks up at the sky and picks up the glitter and throws it around*…COOL!!
Strom:you like?!
Mellinia:Yup!!
Trlm:Don't be nice to the heroes you num skull!!!
A boy and his friends stop and look at the group.
Boy with brown hair:Did she say Keyblade Mistress?
Hot boy:Yeah.
Boy with brown hair:Oh hell no!!!…I am the only one that is suppose to have a key blade!!!
Hot boy:*pulls out his key blade*…Well I have one…
Boy with brown hair:..Oh hell no!!!
Girl in purple:*giggles*
Boy with brown hair:Well..you can have one..your cool..but that girl over there*points at Storm*She can't have one!!
Hot boy:…So you want to kill her?
Boy with brown hair:…Indeed!!*laughs evily*…
Hot boy:Sora…you have mental issues you need to work out…
Girl in purple:I agree..
Sora:*still laughs evily then stops all of a sudden*…Okay let's go see what this so called Keyblade Mistress can do!!!*walks over to Storm*
Hot boy:*sighs and follows*..
Girl in purple:Stupid gummie ship..takes us to the craziest places!!*follows Sora too*
Sora:*taps on Storm's shoulder*..Excuse me.
Storm:*turns around smiling sweetly*Hmmmm?
Sora:I'm Sora…The ONLY!!..one who should have a keybalde!!
Hot boy:Ahem!!
Sora:Well..Riku has one too!!..but that's only because he's cool!!
Riki:*nods*
Storm:*blinks*…Oh Sora..don't hate!!…I know you might be all sad and mess because I'm a better key blade person..but life is hard…people become better than other people…Like me and you…I'm better than you…you know why?…because I am Storm the key blade Mistress!!
Sora:*blinks*…Riku are you ready to watch me kill her now?
Riku:Yea sure..whatever.
Rikku:*looks at Riku*…YOUR NAME IS RIKKU TOO!!!!
Riku:*shakes his head*…Well its spelled R I K U …but it sounds just like Rikku..but different..because my name is better…
Rikku:OoOoOh!!…I'm Rikku!!!
Riku:Hello Rikku.
Sora:Stop talking to chicks and watch me kill this wannbe Keyblade mistress!!
Girl in purple:Hey Sora can I be a key blade mistress once you kill her?!
Sora:Hell no!! Kairi you will never become anything more than a pest!!
Riku:Sora..shut it..before I have to kick your ass..no need to insult her,okay?
Sora:Why are you taking up for her!?
Riku:*shrugs*..just being nice.
Kairi:Thanks Riku!
Riku:No problem.
Mellinia:….*takes a deep breath*RIKU!!!!!!
Riku:*looks at Mellinia*…Um yes?
Mellinia:*runs up to Riku and huggles him*…OH MY GAWD!!!
Riku:O.o…uh…
Troy and Jason:…*glare at Riku*…
Troy:*whispers to Jason*…He's going down..
Jason:*nods*…indeed he is…
Trlm:*sighs and makes a comfy chair appear and sits down in it*….This is so..stupid…*sighs and pulls out the death town newspaper and begins to read*
Mellinia:*talks really fast*HI I'm Mellinia and I'm like your number one fan and I really love you and I like really want you, when I played the game and saw the opening movie I was like…OH MY GAWD THAT BOY IS HOT..I was talking about you..and you have the most beautiful eyes..will you marry me?!
Riku:…O.O;;;;….uh..Hi …Mellinia…
Mellinia:*huggles him tighter*I love you…
Jason:*places a hand over his heart and looks down at the ground looking really hurt and sad*…..
Troy:*growls at Riku*…
Sora:STORM YOU READY TO DIE!!?!!*points his key blade at her*
Storm:No but are you ready to die!!!??!*points her key blade at him*
They both growl at each other.Emi and Yuna are still playing tug a war with Sephiroth,Red looks for popcorn.Rikku glares at Mellinia..I wonder why?…and Yuffie swings all alone on the swings..Vincent and Auron do nothing..and Cid smokes minding his own business for once..everyone else who I didn't even mention in this chapter are doing what they like to do.Example Tifa likes being slutly so she's being sluty..get it?…okay good
~*~End of Chapter~*~
Mellinia:Oh my Gawd!!.. I put Riku in my story!!
I love him!!
Jason:-.-….
Troy:-.-…
Mellinia:*looks at pic of Riku and drools then pukks out one of Jason and drools…then pulls out one ofTroy and drools again she pulls out all kinds of pics of hot boys and drools Sephiroth,Cloud..Vincent..all the hot guys…*…HOTTIES!!!
Jason:Hey did I see my pic in your hands!!?
Troy:I think I saw mine too!!
Mellinia:*hides her pics*…um…no!*runs away*
Troy and Jason:She loves me!!
Troy:Shutup Jason.
Jason:Shutup Troy.REVIEW READERS REVIEW!!!!!
Troy:Yea what he siad.
Jason:I also said shutup Troy..so shutup.
Troy:Make me!!!
Jason:I will!!!..
They start fighting…again…