Author Riddles!
Okay, Let me explain: When someone has something catchy, I usually end up
catching it badly. It seems everyone has this insane urge to write stories with
authors in them, so I caught the urge too! Damn you people, nah, I didn't mean that!
Honestly, I thank you guys! I have no idea if I'm good at riddles, so lets see what you
think of these. ?
Author 1:
This dudette has ten plus three
Just as insane as you or me
(In the) Day she likes to Dream
Take away this in-between
And you will find this author's name
Then you'll have solved the game
But have you not
The riddle goes on
I'll give another clue, for this little song:
The turtle she loves is one of a kind
Most of the time he is out of his mind
If a pizza you have, then you will find
This turtle who, I guarantee you, is never far behind
Do you now know his name?
Have you yet solved the game?
Are you ready to give up, or should I sustain?
Is it causing you unbearable pain?
Because you should be feeling a strong sense of shame
Back to the author, she has two named familiars
And a lust for stuffed crust extra cheese pizzas
One thing that is terribly wrong
That I must point out in this song:
This author
Has never seen
The third movie
(Dun Dun duuun!)
Author 2:
She loves to dance
She loves to write
Her very good work is on this site
Of NT she has fourteen
Her eyes range from blue to green
With honey blonde hair
And a crave to cook
Her name begins with the beginning of duck
You have these clues
Now put 'em together
Do a little research
I know you guys are clever
I'll give another clue
To figure out who
This mysterious author is
To learn about her, just read
(the) Bit (of) Information (most) Obvious
Put these Capital letters together to get the clue
As to where I'm guiding you
So you can read
And knead
These clues together
And realise who the bloody hell I'm on about!
Author 3:
Now this dudette has two plus three
And also a very good friend to me
But two of hers, are both the same
And she has a very obvious name
For some reason she puts 'luv'
At the end of her story and review
Already half of her name
Have I given to you
She says she loves Donnie
But now she doesn't know
Read her name to see who
And all of them it will show
Okay, I'm sorry that last one was short (you know who you are, I'm sorry!) But I
didn't have much to work with!
Okay, so what did you think? It now shows how crap I am at writing riddles or any
such poetry blah blah. I'm sorry, and I hope those other two people didn't mind me
doing this on them. Hey, I would have done mure but not many people had a big
profile I could work with! It was hard! And sorry if (to those people) if it wasn't like
you, God I hope I didn't get any info wrong! Sorry if I did! I am never doing this
again! I am sticking to just writing stories – no poems – no riddles! Anyway, thanks
for reading, and I hope you all figured out who they were. ?
Okay, Let me explain: When someone has something catchy, I usually end up
catching it badly. It seems everyone has this insane urge to write stories with
authors in them, so I caught the urge too! Damn you people, nah, I didn't mean that!
Honestly, I thank you guys! I have no idea if I'm good at riddles, so lets see what you
think of these. ?
Author 1:
This dudette has ten plus three
Just as insane as you or me
(In the) Day she likes to Dream
Take away this in-between
And you will find this author's name
Then you'll have solved the game
But have you not
The riddle goes on
I'll give another clue, for this little song:
The turtle she loves is one of a kind
Most of the time he is out of his mind
If a pizza you have, then you will find
This turtle who, I guarantee you, is never far behind
Do you now know his name?
Have you yet solved the game?
Are you ready to give up, or should I sustain?
Is it causing you unbearable pain?
Because you should be feeling a strong sense of shame
Back to the author, she has two named familiars
And a lust for stuffed crust extra cheese pizzas
One thing that is terribly wrong
That I must point out in this song:
This author
Has never seen
The third movie
(Dun Dun duuun!)
Author 2:
She loves to dance
She loves to write
Her very good work is on this site
Of NT she has fourteen
Her eyes range from blue to green
With honey blonde hair
And a crave to cook
Her name begins with the beginning of duck
You have these clues
Now put 'em together
Do a little research
I know you guys are clever
I'll give another clue
To figure out who
This mysterious author is
To learn about her, just read
(the) Bit (of) Information (most) Obvious
Put these Capital letters together to get the clue
As to where I'm guiding you
So you can read
And knead
These clues together
And realise who the bloody hell I'm on about!
Author 3:
Now this dudette has two plus three
And also a very good friend to me
But two of hers, are both the same
And she has a very obvious name
For some reason she puts 'luv'
At the end of her story and review
Already half of her name
Have I given to you
She says she loves Donnie
But now she doesn't know
Read her name to see who
And all of them it will show
Okay, I'm sorry that last one was short (you know who you are, I'm sorry!) But I
didn't have much to work with!
Okay, so what did you think? It now shows how crap I am at writing riddles or any
such poetry blah blah. I'm sorry, and I hope those other two people didn't mind me
doing this on them. Hey, I would have done mure but not many people had a big
profile I could work with! It was hard! And sorry if (to those people) if it wasn't like
you, God I hope I didn't get any info wrong! Sorry if I did! I am never doing this
again! I am sticking to just writing stories – no poems – no riddles! Anyway, thanks
for reading, and I hope you all figured out who they were. ?