"Traditional Irish Folk Song" belongs to the blessed St. Denis Leary, and the Lord Of The Rings characters, story, and places belong to the Tolken Estate.
All other insanity belongs to DesyHand, Ashe Rhyder, LtJgTrowa, and myself ^_^.
This is what happens when four hyperactive fangirls are in the car on their way to see LOTR for the first time on opening day…
Summary: A (very) general summary of "The Fellowship".
LtJgTrowa: Yes, I'd like to thank the makers of Diet Coke, for producing the product that gave me the energy to help write this brilliant piece
of musical history, and I'd like to thank Orlando Bloom for being pretty enough to play Legolas, and-
::DesyHand grabs the mic::
DesyHand: Uh, I think we should get to the song now guys…
Ashe Ryhder: Why do I have to be dragged into this?
Azurepoet: Cause you helped…and therefore you get credit.
Ashe Rhyder: …………..
Azurepoet: Please don't hurt me. ::sweatdrops::
Un-Traditional Middle-Earth Folk Song(to the tune of "Traditional Irish Folk Song")
They come over here and they burn down our Shire
They shave off our feet and put worms in our ale
Our gardens are dying and Samwise is gone
We eat and we drink and continue to eat
We have no ale
No we have no ale
The Fellowship traveled across many lands
Sam attacked Orcs with his pots and his pans
Now Gandalf's in shadow and poor Frodo cried
They shot and they fought and poor Boromir died
They're down two men
Yes they're down to men
Now Frodo and Sam are both off on their own
And Merry and Pippin are captured and gone
Legolas, Aragorn, and Gimli run
To find the poor Hobbits on Plains of Rohan
Riders of Rohan
Riders of Rohan
We eat and we smoke and we eat and we sleep (Hey!)
We eat and we fight and we run and we fight (Hey!)
We whine and we eat and we sing and we eat (Hey!)
We eat and we smoke and we eat and we die (Hey!)