Ugh...cut the crap just read the next chapter please! Oh and R&R!!!
Apologies to China whom, wanted to be in Slytherin-I have an ulterior
design on you though I'm sorry. 3 Parts to this guys-Chappie 3C is the last
because descriptions shall be over then and THEN we can finally get on!
I am writing this to a song called 'December' by Linkin' Park-the NEW album, 'reanimation.' Number 15-LOVE it! I recommend you get it and listen to it. Also thanks to Daft Punk the French band! I LOVE their songs, 'Around the world' and 'Harder,Better,Faster' great stuff guys!
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Chapter 3B: Will this never end?
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We had just seen China put in Gryffindor-MUCH to her displeasure.
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'Felidae Radella Weekender?'
Ok so I MAY be a pain in the ass but that's no need for you to say my name like that-grrr! And it's WAKANDA-Not-WEEKender! Sounds like a MTV channel! Hey is Kyrn eating my Galaxy swirls?! Yeah and you can stop smiling sweetheart-I saw yah! Ah well better get my ass up there I guess. I'm feeling preeetty nervous round about now, oh I still have a swirl left in my pocket! Man that's the last one too it looks like-hah! Kyrn got busted by Spliff-Oh! Watch step don't fall on ass, ah there you go-is that guy checking me out? Oh shit remember the-*CRASH*-step...too late. Yeah *you* guys laugh now but watch out!
So the guy checking me out is STILL checking me out-I guess that's 'cause I look good with my long dark Blonde hair with highlights, My 179 cm build, dark Purple eyes-ok so that's gonna freak a few people, But still I'm slim. Oh I hope my Leather Band around my right wrist won't be confiscated! That Filch guy was well mean! Oh well at least my ring wasn't seen-as long as I don't give anyone the 'finger,' of course I *always* wear my silver ring shaped as a wolf on my right middle finger. Sod 'em if they think *I'M* taking it off! Oh is that the poltergeist? Man there's loadsa ghosts here! WICKED! So I have an obsession with the paranormal, who cares-I'm a pureblood witch! Haha!
Walking closer to the hat I can actually feel myself sweat, ~No PERSPIRE! MEN sweat women perspire~ Ok so those lessons in literature weren't so good-it's like having a teacher inside your head! Oooh well here we are anyway. 'Thanks,' ~thank YOU!~ ooopsy, 'I mean Thankyou.' DAMN my inner- teacher. Ok so got the hat-hey why is he laughing? Probably poking around in my head amuses him...I wonder how he does with a few non-mentionable people? Ha! I bet it dies of boredom when it's placed on Marco's! Ok so let's think, I wanna be in Gryffindor 'cause I'm calm, well sometimes a bit crazy, love to play pranks-ah the infamous Weasley twins are here in Gryff' so I hope I go there! And I'm sometimes a pain in the ass! 'GRYFFINDOR!' Oh I didn't realise! Oh well I'm in at least.
Right give back the hat, smile-don't faint! Ok approach table of teaming, massing, Gryff's and-DON'T pass out! And-DON'T PASS OUT! And my last thoughts were-'Oh! I smushed my swirl! Ah bugger!'
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Paul Tilson sighed to himself as the figure of 'Feli' fell to the floor, immediately covered by Gryffindor students, which were immediately parted as the woman he'd learnt to call 'Minerva' McGonagull strode forwards and ordered Feli to be taken to the 'medical' part of the school. ~Ah well Tilly old boy, you knew at least one of them would faint...why did it have to be Feli?~ right she's been taken care of now, oh no Kat's nearly up now! Kalo's up now-well he doesn't look as nervous as the rest of them so I guess I can be thankful.
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'Kalo Amerelius Malo'
Haha even I'M laughing at *my* own name. My parents were cruel, you can tell automatically that me Kat are related somewhere down the line because of the stupid names, even Androstle's is cooler than mine, his means 'Silver warrior' which matches with his hair so that's EXTRA cool! I just hope that I don't fall on my butt like Feli did, poor kid.
Right I don't really care what house I'm in-as long as it suits me. I'm pretty laid back, fun-loving, peacekeeping ~especially between Marco and Kat, I can't believe they *still* fight over their heritage.~ well that's the way some people are I guess, as long as I'm around the peace is kept- hehe. Marco is my friend aswell as Kat, Kat is younger than me and Marco by a year and he constantly uses that against her, even when we were knee- high. I know Marco is pissed when I talk to Kat but they are both my friends, Kat doesn't really mind me talking to Marco though-as long as she can bitch about him in my presence, hehe.
Walking up the steps to the raised table I feel as if my stomach has taken residence within my shoes! Although I am not portraying it outwardly I could happily just do the same thing that Feli did and get taken to the medical block. 'Welcome Mr Malo, please place the hat atop your head and sit and wait to be sorted.' The old woman smiled and gave me the old hat, it smelt a little funky but as long as it told me where I had to go then I was pleased.
'So another Malo in here at last, we were pleased with one of yours a while ago,' ~Eh? WHO was here before me then? Have to owl mom later on about that one.~ 'Ah a good mind for knowledge, not too much drive but enough to be put into-GRYFFINDOR!' I smiled and thanked the hat and returned it. As I stood I noticed the scowl from Marco-he was surely going to be in Slytherin, even though he is my friend I will say that sometimes he scares me with the things he 'dabbles' in. But no time for worrying now I approach the Gryffindor table and I am swamped!
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'Katania Ella Morri'
Some of the girls on the table near me are looking at me freaky, most of 'em barbie dolls, or brain-dead sprung to mind actually. I snigger to myself and get patted on the back by 'V' and nudged by China to get me going. I feel a bit dappy with my hat on, but hey it's *MY* hat! I got given it by a deceased family member as a joke-of course me being well, *ME* I decided I loved it that much I wanted to keep it! I walk up to the table and turn to go in the direction of the chair and hat, accompanied by the old woman when an amused voice says-
'Kat you'll have to take your *own* off love, just make sure no-one see's your unbrushed hair,' everyone snickers, ok so I do too-Mr 'T' is a legend! We all love him, well except Spliff and Marco but who cares about immaterial things, hehe. I take my hat off and fluff out my hair, a few grins are seen, I suppose my hair *IS* messy! I look eagerly into the corner where the geezer that I couldn't see before sat, 'Whoa! They got a goth teacher! MAN, that just rules!' I crow and the goth guy almost fell backwards, much to the amusement of the other teachers and pupils alike, I guess everyone was amused at his reaction which was solely caused by me saying he Ruled! 'Definitely a Gryffindor if my mind serves me right-since they always put their foot in their mouth' the goth guy looked evilly at me as he spat the words out, ~Nyah-Nyah-Friggin-Nyah-Nyah!~ Ha how childish am *I*?!
'Kat just put the hat on!' I twirl around to see Spliff, 'O....kay' I just LOVE annoying him so much! 'Morri...SIT!' I just grin, 'Can I have a doggy- treat if I do? OK-SITTING!' I say quickly and do as I say I will 'cause an evil look was issued from Mr Smith. ~Haha!~ As I put the hat on I get a grin from Kalo and a thumbs up from a few Unsorted people. 'Ah! Hahaha!' I was so gone into another world that I hadn't remembered that the bloody hat could speak! 'ARGH! THE HAT'S GOING MENTAL! GET IT OFF BEFORE IT EATS MY HEAD!' I am SO embarrassed right now as everyone laughs, the goth guy cracks a sardonic grin and the batty-old woman near me coughs in the attempt to cover her laughter. ONE person is not laughing though and that one person is-'Katania Ella Morri! You will be quiet and listen to the sorting hat and forego any more childish remarks, I will also be seeing you after.'
Yep Mr Spliff fine, I really don't care, 'Sorry mate,' I say nervously to the sorting hat, it just *Hmphs!* and tells me which house I'm gonna be in, 'girl you haven't shown much courage to be scared of *ME* but still my gut feeling is,' You don't HAVE a gut though! 'GRYFFINDOR!' I grin maniacally, I'm sure I heard Goth-guy say 'Thank Merlin' just then. 'Touchdown!' the hat almost jumps away from me as I hand it over to the old woman, 'cheers ma' dear.' I walk off before I can see the expression on her face, by the looks of Kalo and Andros it must be quite amusing. I'm piled on, whilst my hand is being pumped vigorously by one of the red-haired-twins. 'That was just great! I'm Fred by the way, and he's George' he thumbed back at his brother who grinned infectiously, I snicker and introduce myself as just 'Kat' or 'Morri' I really don't mind. Oh looky who's up now-Kitty! Much amusement when our old register was called, 'Kitty-Kat' was our combined names, yeah *real* funny! hehe.
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'Kirsten Andrea Fraser'
Oh god! Am I breathing heavy? Or is the wind just making Virgo's hair fly up like that? Nope it's me...oh don't get nervous! I have Braided red hair, I'm tall, I have Dark brown eyes and I'm about average in size. Nothing weird there right? Well, everyone is staring at my black rose tattoo on my right wrist, I also have a white rose on my left wrist. Do people not have tattoo's here? I mean there are quite a few people that have them in *our* group, guess their more sheltered here-insert evil snicker, hehe. As I walk up to the tables, the same route everyone in the hall has made once I guess, I am tracing back the information that the prefect gave to us only the week before we came to Hogwarts:
Gryffindor-Brave, courageous, mainly troublemakers...hmmm...don't know about this house.
Hufflepuff-They are loyal and loving and all that soppy crap, sounded like little goody-two-shoes to me, so NO!
Ravenclaw-Brainy, well we can rule that out-hehe! I mean I'm enthusiastic enough but I'd rather be nattering to someone than reading a book. They sounded a No-No to me, so that leaves-
Slytherin-ONLY accept Pure-bloods, well Slytherin sounded the best to me, I *AM* a pureblood plus Artemis is my friend so that's ok. Cunning, Sly and decieving...hmmm...sounds kinda cool and mysterious, yah!
Well, I've got no time to dawdle, I'm sat down and I'm plopping the hat on my head, ~just close your eyes and hope for the best.~ 'Hmmm...definitely going to the house of, SLYTHERIN!' I feel my face is gonna crack with all this grinning, Arty is smiling her head off and clapping so hard her hands might bruise! The other tables are looking kinda seedy, but that ghost near the Slytherin table is looking real happy, ack! He's got silver blood on him. I ALMOST stop but I force myself to get past the sneering Ravenclaws. Oh well at least now that's over and I'm in my temporary 'Home.'
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'Kyrn'
AAAAAH! It's me! I feel sick! I shouldn't have eaten all of Ara's Swirls! I bet she'd laugh herself sick if she knew what I felt now. I have Semi-long brown hair with blonde streaks in it, I'm tall and fairly slim. The thing I like best about my appearance is my eyes, 1 blue and the other green. I do my best to show them off because they signify someone that is 'magically' talented supposedly. That's a very old proverb mum used to tell me so I wouldn't be upset when people called me names at school. I finger my dragon fang necklace nervously as I can feel people staring at the long gash from my left shoulder to wrist, I kinda drew attention to it by putting a gold arm band on. But I wanted to try and hide it so I tried my best.
I'm trying to think which house I will be put in as I come to the hat and chair. My Personality is usually kind to people, but I lash out sometimes when I get teased. I am easily stricken with curiosity and I'm fascinated by dragons. I'm also *Very* stubborn and daring. Kinda sounds like Gryffindor is the one for me! I'm ruled out from Slytherin automatically because they only accept pure-bloods and I'm only half. Although I wouldn't want to go into Slytherin anyway, I've heard bad things about that house!
'Place the hat on your head and you shall be sorted.' She must be *really* bored. I do as McGonagull says and I am now spoken to by the hat itself. 'Oh! Ah another GRYFFINDOR here!' I smile and give the hat back, I'm glad that was quick! Oh and I'm just in time to see Feli come back to the table I'm currently joining, 'You owe me swirls girlfriend!' I just grin.
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'Lizzie Appeence' Yah! I'm not nervous at all now it's my go! I couldn't make more of an idiot out of myself now anyway, not since Feli's performance, haha! I have Long blonde hair, hazel eyes, I'm not too thin but not fat either, and I'm now sporting a nice tan. My favourite things about myself are my tongue and belly ring. That's gonna cause a lot of trouble! hehee. Now then a house, I hope I go to Slytherin since my character is full of cunning and Pride.
Artemis gives me a wave from the Slytherin table and pats the seat next to her welcomingly. No doubt Art has told them all that I want to be in their house, I can feel them sussing me out, it's unerring in a way but it also pushes me on to walk arrogantly and straight towards the hat. I take the hat before McGonagull has chance to say her drawn out line, 'Thankyou.' I carefully make sure to place the hat with it's mouth/folds forwards and not behind me so it's only talking to the teachers, gotta make a good impression on the first day.
The hat jolts to life, 'Ah already sorted yourself in your mind then have you? Wouldn't it be a downer if I put you in Gryffindor?' I bite down on my lip angrily, 'I was hoping that you would realise my talents to go into Slytherin, but you *are* old so you may not be 'up to scratch' as it were.' ~Did *I* just say that?! Shit!~ the hat grumbles to itself, 'Another insult today, these Strethscope lot are too rowdy for me! So lets have Professor Snape deal with you instead in-SLYTHERIN!' I grin evilly to myself, good I've proved I have enough attitude to get where I want go, now to my table! Applause greets me and wolf-whistles from an over-enthusiastic Artemis. Grinning I sit next to her, 'Hey girl! You did good, mouthed that moth-eaten hat too!'
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'Marco Michio'
I can Smith smirking at me. Yeah I only suck up to you 'cause I can get away with anything, ah well better nod his way. Tilson, so pathetic! Did I just hear someone call me scar-face?! They better not have. I self- consciously touch the scar running from the top of my right eyebrow down to just below my eye. When I close my eye you can see the scar clearer as it runs along my eyelid aswell. Ah a lovely reminder of my father. But lets not dwell in thoughts like those.
I have black slick hair, good musculature, I'm fit and I constantly practice Kendo. I've beat Morri hands down three times and Riley once. Unfortunately they don't have any 'tournaments' as such here, a shame really, but they do have wizard duels, can't wait to get Kat on the receiving end of a 'Spiral Twister' attack-hehe! From what we learnt at Strethscope these Hogwarts lot rely on magic far to much and forget to balance the body with it. That is why I'm sure that most of the kids round here will be pushovers.
I want to go into Slytherin so badly! I'm definitely getting there since I have all the characteristics going for me, I'm just a bit pissed that Kalo is in Gryffindor with that idiot bitch Morri. I shall have to have words with him later, when Kat's away of course, she may now be strong but be far from it if I don't want to get in her way when she's mad. Fingering yet another scar on the inside of my right wrist I remind myself that.
I'm up here now and I'm placing the hat on my head, I hear it gasp, 'DEFINITELY 100% SLYTHERIN! Snape's got a decent one this time.' I can hear an in-drawn breath behind me and a dark chuckling, I guess the gasp was McGonagull because she was white when I turned around and the chuckling must have come from Snape himself. I hope he's as easy to kiss up to as Smith was. I make my way towards the table and no-one hisses or boo's this time, I'm grinning and I can feel the power surge through me as I look at the Slytherin ghost, even he looks proud to have me here, residing in Slytherin.
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'Nick'
Automatically I hear groans behind me and I laugh, they are probably all worried where the hell I'm going to go. I wanna go anywhere that thinks they're up for a challenge! I mean I HATE waiting to get into the system here, this sorting business is just delaying me from my goal-to be well known at Hogwarts as I was at Strethscope! I heard Kat earlier on talking about Quiddich to Kalo, of course he was uninterested, we had a team at Strethscope, although we shall need different people now.
I hope we are allowed to keep 'Strethscope' while in Quiddich, I'd love another chance to do the 'swoop-dive' technique with Kat again. Of course we have eager people in Strethscope for quiddich. Mostly the muggles wanted to skateboard, you can't get violent in skateboarding though-hehe! I don't really know what I am, muggle or pureblood or even half! I'm an orphan, like many at Strethscope, it's kinda like a school/orphanage. Of course some kids have parents but I don't and neither do Kat or Marco. Although I'm sure she wouldn't want to be classed in the same category as Marco in ANYTHING!
Alrighty-ho! I'm here lets get some sorting going on! Grabbing the hat I shove it on my head eagerly, and many of the students laugh, a lot of people that know me just shake their heads while others look disinterested, ~C'mon guys! Cheer up a bit!~ I think Kalo is psychic because as soon as I thought that he grinned wholeheartedly, if he is I promise not to tell a soul, haha!
'Ah! Very courageous,' why thankyou Mr hat, ok so the childish side in me wants to break out now, hehe. 'His courage is mainly the reason as to why he will go to-GRYFFINDOR!' Oh WHAT a reception! Hell this was better than Strethscope any day! Mr Tilson looks happy as most of our lot have been sorted into Gryff's, but no more thinking, now I can talk about their awesome quiddich pitch!
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Big-O A/N: Hell, Riley you gave me too much info! But you didn't describe yourself too good, I got no hair colour and that so this is just me pulling an appearance outta my ass as it were, basically making it up as I go along- LOL! Kami (god in japanese) only knows how I'm gonna interweave you into this, but about your 'past' I'll have to cover that up for now and drop 'subtle-hints' as to where you come from, what you are-okay? Okay! Lets go and try and do this!!!
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'Riley McVoleran'
I tire of this exercise, I'm extremely bored as to why I have gone through this 'once' already. I just hope that I am sorted into Slytherin, I can feel eyes on me as I slip forth from my group. A pat on the back makes my face turn into a grin, I can almost feel my ears twitch under the 'appearance-charm.' Outwardly I appear 16, with long black hair, as soft as a raven's wings. I have green eyes which are set off nicely by my headband. I have also fashioned my charms into arm bands and they make me appear like some sort of Final Fantasy game person! I wish Nick wouldn't play those games, they really do mush your brain.
As I get to the raised part I can see the bastard ghost at the back laughing! I HATE that ghost with a deep poker-hot fury! How DARE he embarrass me in front of my classmates like that! He better not pop out of another wall or when I die myself he's gonna be real sorry! Ever heard of a ghost haunting another? Well, yah will do! I accept the hat gracefully and smile as I put it on. Inside my skull I feel the words that are only spoken to me reverberate around my head, ~*~So back again are we? You KNOW your going to be placed in the same house don't you Anrama?~*~ I grin, ~Just get on with it hat.~ 'Very well, this one goes to, without a doubt in my mind-SLYTHERIN!'
I feel the eyes of another on me as the hat is returned, such a vulgar thing-blowing raspberries in my head! The head of Slytherin-Snape, he looks a little extra paler than he did before, smiling at him I then descend towards the Slytherin's. Artemis and Kitty already making a space for me. At least i can grateful none of the 'idiotic' members of my old group are in here.
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'Sarah Lilah Teer'
Oooh time to go! I detach myself from the hug that Virgo gives me and I trundle up towards the stage, well erm...stage-like thingie-whatever. As I go up I'm memorising all the things I see for further reference, like a camera lense I blink and then hold the image within my mind for a while, and then after I store it away. I watch as the houses all watch me! Ah! I'm so nervous!
I look at the ceiling as I am walking, beautiful really, I can see through the mirage and there are arches in the stonework, Angelionia I believe, truly beautiful. Ok Sar' your getting lost in info now, your already at the hat so lets stop analysing stuff and get on with it. I thank McGonagull and she stands back as I take my seat, the hat goes on my head and I wait as I am sorted.
'Hmmm-'THIS one goes to-GRYFFINDOR!' I am so pleased and it must show on my face because there is so much clapping that I might go deaf! I reach up and take the hat off, it smiles-well the folds looked like they were smiling as I gave it to the Professor of transfiguration. 'Good luck!' I felt special because it hadn't said that to anyone else. I get off the raised platform in the great hall and walk steadily towards the Gryff's, a girl with curly brown hair and a boy with brown hair come forwards and greet me. Harry Potter?
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'Sarah Petrasthuk'
I'm all pumped up as I walk towards the hat, I can see a special person on the and I grin my head off as I see him slump in defeat, mwahahah! I have Shoulder length brown hair, hazel eyes, I'm also average build-about 5'6. I have a Cartoon Taz on small of the back and I am only to be described as being a-Smartass. I get to the hat finally and I hear it snicker, 'Another Malfoy relative, eh? Well, we know where to put you, right in-SLYTHERIN!' while the other Slytherin's cheered in the corner Draco slammed his head against the desk and muttered, 'no! Not my stupid cousin!'
I feel minimal cheering from all the other tables except the one I have been placed in. I am grinning wickedly as I stalk over towards the table at the far end, the one with a silver-haired boy slamming his head on it. In my silkiest voice ever I say- 'Ah hello and salutations cousin, miss me?' Draco raised his head, barely. 'HOW could I *miss* you-you never go away!' I just smile unabashedly, 'Ah but we will be seeing more of each other dear kin, *do* introduce me to your comrades,' Draco snorted and pulled a face but did as I asked with little complaint, starting with 'Goyle' and ending with 'Flint.'
My eyes grow wide as I look along the table, 'Ah I did not realise you actually *had* friends, but now I see I was wrong-' Draco looked smug, 'Of *course* you were WRONG, cousin,' he spat out scathingly, 'as ALWAYS, your family is Sooo much stupider than mine and also-' he had put his foot in it as I reply whilst waving my hand in front of me punctuating silence while I speak, 'Oh yes and on the subject of MY family. We are *sooo* much wealthier and well-known than you guys!' Draco once again put his head on the table and prayed that someone would cast 'Avada Kedavra' on him.
TBC-TODAY!
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AW WOWWY! Aunty Kat DID it everybody! Another chapter next aswell. Oh and I just HAVE to say this! I LOVED every moment of this! Especially the bit where Sarah P gets to piss Draco off-CLASS! Big thanks to everyone and don't worry if the chapters don't upload STRAIGHT away, it's because I am an AOL user and FF.NET is having trouble with 'us' at the moment. Sometimes I go offline when I go on FF.NET! But don't worry! and please ***R&R!!!*** Catcha!
Kat/Shin
I am writing this to a song called 'December' by Linkin' Park-the NEW album, 'reanimation.' Number 15-LOVE it! I recommend you get it and listen to it. Also thanks to Daft Punk the French band! I LOVE their songs, 'Around the world' and 'Harder,Better,Faster' great stuff guys!
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Chapter 3B: Will this never end?
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We had just seen China put in Gryffindor-MUCH to her displeasure.
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'Felidae Radella Weekender?'
Ok so I MAY be a pain in the ass but that's no need for you to say my name like that-grrr! And it's WAKANDA-Not-WEEKender! Sounds like a MTV channel! Hey is Kyrn eating my Galaxy swirls?! Yeah and you can stop smiling sweetheart-I saw yah! Ah well better get my ass up there I guess. I'm feeling preeetty nervous round about now, oh I still have a swirl left in my pocket! Man that's the last one too it looks like-hah! Kyrn got busted by Spliff-Oh! Watch step don't fall on ass, ah there you go-is that guy checking me out? Oh shit remember the-*CRASH*-step...too late. Yeah *you* guys laugh now but watch out!
So the guy checking me out is STILL checking me out-I guess that's 'cause I look good with my long dark Blonde hair with highlights, My 179 cm build, dark Purple eyes-ok so that's gonna freak a few people, But still I'm slim. Oh I hope my Leather Band around my right wrist won't be confiscated! That Filch guy was well mean! Oh well at least my ring wasn't seen-as long as I don't give anyone the 'finger,' of course I *always* wear my silver ring shaped as a wolf on my right middle finger. Sod 'em if they think *I'M* taking it off! Oh is that the poltergeist? Man there's loadsa ghosts here! WICKED! So I have an obsession with the paranormal, who cares-I'm a pureblood witch! Haha!
Walking closer to the hat I can actually feel myself sweat, ~No PERSPIRE! MEN sweat women perspire~ Ok so those lessons in literature weren't so good-it's like having a teacher inside your head! Oooh well here we are anyway. 'Thanks,' ~thank YOU!~ ooopsy, 'I mean Thankyou.' DAMN my inner- teacher. Ok so got the hat-hey why is he laughing? Probably poking around in my head amuses him...I wonder how he does with a few non-mentionable people? Ha! I bet it dies of boredom when it's placed on Marco's! Ok so let's think, I wanna be in Gryffindor 'cause I'm calm, well sometimes a bit crazy, love to play pranks-ah the infamous Weasley twins are here in Gryff' so I hope I go there! And I'm sometimes a pain in the ass! 'GRYFFINDOR!' Oh I didn't realise! Oh well I'm in at least.
Right give back the hat, smile-don't faint! Ok approach table of teaming, massing, Gryff's and-DON'T pass out! And-DON'T PASS OUT! And my last thoughts were-'Oh! I smushed my swirl! Ah bugger!'
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Paul Tilson sighed to himself as the figure of 'Feli' fell to the floor, immediately covered by Gryffindor students, which were immediately parted as the woman he'd learnt to call 'Minerva' McGonagull strode forwards and ordered Feli to be taken to the 'medical' part of the school. ~Ah well Tilly old boy, you knew at least one of them would faint...why did it have to be Feli?~ right she's been taken care of now, oh no Kat's nearly up now! Kalo's up now-well he doesn't look as nervous as the rest of them so I guess I can be thankful.
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'Kalo Amerelius Malo'
Haha even I'M laughing at *my* own name. My parents were cruel, you can tell automatically that me Kat are related somewhere down the line because of the stupid names, even Androstle's is cooler than mine, his means 'Silver warrior' which matches with his hair so that's EXTRA cool! I just hope that I don't fall on my butt like Feli did, poor kid.
Right I don't really care what house I'm in-as long as it suits me. I'm pretty laid back, fun-loving, peacekeeping ~especially between Marco and Kat, I can't believe they *still* fight over their heritage.~ well that's the way some people are I guess, as long as I'm around the peace is kept- hehe. Marco is my friend aswell as Kat, Kat is younger than me and Marco by a year and he constantly uses that against her, even when we were knee- high. I know Marco is pissed when I talk to Kat but they are both my friends, Kat doesn't really mind me talking to Marco though-as long as she can bitch about him in my presence, hehe.
Walking up the steps to the raised table I feel as if my stomach has taken residence within my shoes! Although I am not portraying it outwardly I could happily just do the same thing that Feli did and get taken to the medical block. 'Welcome Mr Malo, please place the hat atop your head and sit and wait to be sorted.' The old woman smiled and gave me the old hat, it smelt a little funky but as long as it told me where I had to go then I was pleased.
'So another Malo in here at last, we were pleased with one of yours a while ago,' ~Eh? WHO was here before me then? Have to owl mom later on about that one.~ 'Ah a good mind for knowledge, not too much drive but enough to be put into-GRYFFINDOR!' I smiled and thanked the hat and returned it. As I stood I noticed the scowl from Marco-he was surely going to be in Slytherin, even though he is my friend I will say that sometimes he scares me with the things he 'dabbles' in. But no time for worrying now I approach the Gryffindor table and I am swamped!
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'Katania Ella Morri'
Some of the girls on the table near me are looking at me freaky, most of 'em barbie dolls, or brain-dead sprung to mind actually. I snigger to myself and get patted on the back by 'V' and nudged by China to get me going. I feel a bit dappy with my hat on, but hey it's *MY* hat! I got given it by a deceased family member as a joke-of course me being well, *ME* I decided I loved it that much I wanted to keep it! I walk up to the table and turn to go in the direction of the chair and hat, accompanied by the old woman when an amused voice says-
'Kat you'll have to take your *own* off love, just make sure no-one see's your unbrushed hair,' everyone snickers, ok so I do too-Mr 'T' is a legend! We all love him, well except Spliff and Marco but who cares about immaterial things, hehe. I take my hat off and fluff out my hair, a few grins are seen, I suppose my hair *IS* messy! I look eagerly into the corner where the geezer that I couldn't see before sat, 'Whoa! They got a goth teacher! MAN, that just rules!' I crow and the goth guy almost fell backwards, much to the amusement of the other teachers and pupils alike, I guess everyone was amused at his reaction which was solely caused by me saying he Ruled! 'Definitely a Gryffindor if my mind serves me right-since they always put their foot in their mouth' the goth guy looked evilly at me as he spat the words out, ~Nyah-Nyah-Friggin-Nyah-Nyah!~ Ha how childish am *I*?!
'Kat just put the hat on!' I twirl around to see Spliff, 'O....kay' I just LOVE annoying him so much! 'Morri...SIT!' I just grin, 'Can I have a doggy- treat if I do? OK-SITTING!' I say quickly and do as I say I will 'cause an evil look was issued from Mr Smith. ~Haha!~ As I put the hat on I get a grin from Kalo and a thumbs up from a few Unsorted people. 'Ah! Hahaha!' I was so gone into another world that I hadn't remembered that the bloody hat could speak! 'ARGH! THE HAT'S GOING MENTAL! GET IT OFF BEFORE IT EATS MY HEAD!' I am SO embarrassed right now as everyone laughs, the goth guy cracks a sardonic grin and the batty-old woman near me coughs in the attempt to cover her laughter. ONE person is not laughing though and that one person is-'Katania Ella Morri! You will be quiet and listen to the sorting hat and forego any more childish remarks, I will also be seeing you after.'
Yep Mr Spliff fine, I really don't care, 'Sorry mate,' I say nervously to the sorting hat, it just *Hmphs!* and tells me which house I'm gonna be in, 'girl you haven't shown much courage to be scared of *ME* but still my gut feeling is,' You don't HAVE a gut though! 'GRYFFINDOR!' I grin maniacally, I'm sure I heard Goth-guy say 'Thank Merlin' just then. 'Touchdown!' the hat almost jumps away from me as I hand it over to the old woman, 'cheers ma' dear.' I walk off before I can see the expression on her face, by the looks of Kalo and Andros it must be quite amusing. I'm piled on, whilst my hand is being pumped vigorously by one of the red-haired-twins. 'That was just great! I'm Fred by the way, and he's George' he thumbed back at his brother who grinned infectiously, I snicker and introduce myself as just 'Kat' or 'Morri' I really don't mind. Oh looky who's up now-Kitty! Much amusement when our old register was called, 'Kitty-Kat' was our combined names, yeah *real* funny! hehe.
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'Kirsten Andrea Fraser'
Oh god! Am I breathing heavy? Or is the wind just making Virgo's hair fly up like that? Nope it's me...oh don't get nervous! I have Braided red hair, I'm tall, I have Dark brown eyes and I'm about average in size. Nothing weird there right? Well, everyone is staring at my black rose tattoo on my right wrist, I also have a white rose on my left wrist. Do people not have tattoo's here? I mean there are quite a few people that have them in *our* group, guess their more sheltered here-insert evil snicker, hehe. As I walk up to the tables, the same route everyone in the hall has made once I guess, I am tracing back the information that the prefect gave to us only the week before we came to Hogwarts:
Gryffindor-Brave, courageous, mainly troublemakers...hmmm...don't know about this house.
Hufflepuff-They are loyal and loving and all that soppy crap, sounded like little goody-two-shoes to me, so NO!
Ravenclaw-Brainy, well we can rule that out-hehe! I mean I'm enthusiastic enough but I'd rather be nattering to someone than reading a book. They sounded a No-No to me, so that leaves-
Slytherin-ONLY accept Pure-bloods, well Slytherin sounded the best to me, I *AM* a pureblood plus Artemis is my friend so that's ok. Cunning, Sly and decieving...hmmm...sounds kinda cool and mysterious, yah!
Well, I've got no time to dawdle, I'm sat down and I'm plopping the hat on my head, ~just close your eyes and hope for the best.~ 'Hmmm...definitely going to the house of, SLYTHERIN!' I feel my face is gonna crack with all this grinning, Arty is smiling her head off and clapping so hard her hands might bruise! The other tables are looking kinda seedy, but that ghost near the Slytherin table is looking real happy, ack! He's got silver blood on him. I ALMOST stop but I force myself to get past the sneering Ravenclaws. Oh well at least now that's over and I'm in my temporary 'Home.'
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'Kyrn'
AAAAAH! It's me! I feel sick! I shouldn't have eaten all of Ara's Swirls! I bet she'd laugh herself sick if she knew what I felt now. I have Semi-long brown hair with blonde streaks in it, I'm tall and fairly slim. The thing I like best about my appearance is my eyes, 1 blue and the other green. I do my best to show them off because they signify someone that is 'magically' talented supposedly. That's a very old proverb mum used to tell me so I wouldn't be upset when people called me names at school. I finger my dragon fang necklace nervously as I can feel people staring at the long gash from my left shoulder to wrist, I kinda drew attention to it by putting a gold arm band on. But I wanted to try and hide it so I tried my best.
I'm trying to think which house I will be put in as I come to the hat and chair. My Personality is usually kind to people, but I lash out sometimes when I get teased. I am easily stricken with curiosity and I'm fascinated by dragons. I'm also *Very* stubborn and daring. Kinda sounds like Gryffindor is the one for me! I'm ruled out from Slytherin automatically because they only accept pure-bloods and I'm only half. Although I wouldn't want to go into Slytherin anyway, I've heard bad things about that house!
'Place the hat on your head and you shall be sorted.' She must be *really* bored. I do as McGonagull says and I am now spoken to by the hat itself. 'Oh! Ah another GRYFFINDOR here!' I smile and give the hat back, I'm glad that was quick! Oh and I'm just in time to see Feli come back to the table I'm currently joining, 'You owe me swirls girlfriend!' I just grin.
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'Lizzie Appeence' Yah! I'm not nervous at all now it's my go! I couldn't make more of an idiot out of myself now anyway, not since Feli's performance, haha! I have Long blonde hair, hazel eyes, I'm not too thin but not fat either, and I'm now sporting a nice tan. My favourite things about myself are my tongue and belly ring. That's gonna cause a lot of trouble! hehee. Now then a house, I hope I go to Slytherin since my character is full of cunning and Pride.
Artemis gives me a wave from the Slytherin table and pats the seat next to her welcomingly. No doubt Art has told them all that I want to be in their house, I can feel them sussing me out, it's unerring in a way but it also pushes me on to walk arrogantly and straight towards the hat. I take the hat before McGonagull has chance to say her drawn out line, 'Thankyou.' I carefully make sure to place the hat with it's mouth/folds forwards and not behind me so it's only talking to the teachers, gotta make a good impression on the first day.
The hat jolts to life, 'Ah already sorted yourself in your mind then have you? Wouldn't it be a downer if I put you in Gryffindor?' I bite down on my lip angrily, 'I was hoping that you would realise my talents to go into Slytherin, but you *are* old so you may not be 'up to scratch' as it were.' ~Did *I* just say that?! Shit!~ the hat grumbles to itself, 'Another insult today, these Strethscope lot are too rowdy for me! So lets have Professor Snape deal with you instead in-SLYTHERIN!' I grin evilly to myself, good I've proved I have enough attitude to get where I want go, now to my table! Applause greets me and wolf-whistles from an over-enthusiastic Artemis. Grinning I sit next to her, 'Hey girl! You did good, mouthed that moth-eaten hat too!'
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'Marco Michio'
I can Smith smirking at me. Yeah I only suck up to you 'cause I can get away with anything, ah well better nod his way. Tilson, so pathetic! Did I just hear someone call me scar-face?! They better not have. I self- consciously touch the scar running from the top of my right eyebrow down to just below my eye. When I close my eye you can see the scar clearer as it runs along my eyelid aswell. Ah a lovely reminder of my father. But lets not dwell in thoughts like those.
I have black slick hair, good musculature, I'm fit and I constantly practice Kendo. I've beat Morri hands down three times and Riley once. Unfortunately they don't have any 'tournaments' as such here, a shame really, but they do have wizard duels, can't wait to get Kat on the receiving end of a 'Spiral Twister' attack-hehe! From what we learnt at Strethscope these Hogwarts lot rely on magic far to much and forget to balance the body with it. That is why I'm sure that most of the kids round here will be pushovers.
I want to go into Slytherin so badly! I'm definitely getting there since I have all the characteristics going for me, I'm just a bit pissed that Kalo is in Gryffindor with that idiot bitch Morri. I shall have to have words with him later, when Kat's away of course, she may now be strong but be far from it if I don't want to get in her way when she's mad. Fingering yet another scar on the inside of my right wrist I remind myself that.
I'm up here now and I'm placing the hat on my head, I hear it gasp, 'DEFINITELY 100% SLYTHERIN! Snape's got a decent one this time.' I can hear an in-drawn breath behind me and a dark chuckling, I guess the gasp was McGonagull because she was white when I turned around and the chuckling must have come from Snape himself. I hope he's as easy to kiss up to as Smith was. I make my way towards the table and no-one hisses or boo's this time, I'm grinning and I can feel the power surge through me as I look at the Slytherin ghost, even he looks proud to have me here, residing in Slytherin.
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'Nick'
Automatically I hear groans behind me and I laugh, they are probably all worried where the hell I'm going to go. I wanna go anywhere that thinks they're up for a challenge! I mean I HATE waiting to get into the system here, this sorting business is just delaying me from my goal-to be well known at Hogwarts as I was at Strethscope! I heard Kat earlier on talking about Quiddich to Kalo, of course he was uninterested, we had a team at Strethscope, although we shall need different people now.
I hope we are allowed to keep 'Strethscope' while in Quiddich, I'd love another chance to do the 'swoop-dive' technique with Kat again. Of course we have eager people in Strethscope for quiddich. Mostly the muggles wanted to skateboard, you can't get violent in skateboarding though-hehe! I don't really know what I am, muggle or pureblood or even half! I'm an orphan, like many at Strethscope, it's kinda like a school/orphanage. Of course some kids have parents but I don't and neither do Kat or Marco. Although I'm sure she wouldn't want to be classed in the same category as Marco in ANYTHING!
Alrighty-ho! I'm here lets get some sorting going on! Grabbing the hat I shove it on my head eagerly, and many of the students laugh, a lot of people that know me just shake their heads while others look disinterested, ~C'mon guys! Cheer up a bit!~ I think Kalo is psychic because as soon as I thought that he grinned wholeheartedly, if he is I promise not to tell a soul, haha!
'Ah! Very courageous,' why thankyou Mr hat, ok so the childish side in me wants to break out now, hehe. 'His courage is mainly the reason as to why he will go to-GRYFFINDOR!' Oh WHAT a reception! Hell this was better than Strethscope any day! Mr Tilson looks happy as most of our lot have been sorted into Gryff's, but no more thinking, now I can talk about their awesome quiddich pitch!
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Big-O A/N: Hell, Riley you gave me too much info! But you didn't describe yourself too good, I got no hair colour and that so this is just me pulling an appearance outta my ass as it were, basically making it up as I go along- LOL! Kami (god in japanese) only knows how I'm gonna interweave you into this, but about your 'past' I'll have to cover that up for now and drop 'subtle-hints' as to where you come from, what you are-okay? Okay! Lets go and try and do this!!!
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'Riley McVoleran'
I tire of this exercise, I'm extremely bored as to why I have gone through this 'once' already. I just hope that I am sorted into Slytherin, I can feel eyes on me as I slip forth from my group. A pat on the back makes my face turn into a grin, I can almost feel my ears twitch under the 'appearance-charm.' Outwardly I appear 16, with long black hair, as soft as a raven's wings. I have green eyes which are set off nicely by my headband. I have also fashioned my charms into arm bands and they make me appear like some sort of Final Fantasy game person! I wish Nick wouldn't play those games, they really do mush your brain.
As I get to the raised part I can see the bastard ghost at the back laughing! I HATE that ghost with a deep poker-hot fury! How DARE he embarrass me in front of my classmates like that! He better not pop out of another wall or when I die myself he's gonna be real sorry! Ever heard of a ghost haunting another? Well, yah will do! I accept the hat gracefully and smile as I put it on. Inside my skull I feel the words that are only spoken to me reverberate around my head, ~*~So back again are we? You KNOW your going to be placed in the same house don't you Anrama?~*~ I grin, ~Just get on with it hat.~ 'Very well, this one goes to, without a doubt in my mind-SLYTHERIN!'
I feel the eyes of another on me as the hat is returned, such a vulgar thing-blowing raspberries in my head! The head of Slytherin-Snape, he looks a little extra paler than he did before, smiling at him I then descend towards the Slytherin's. Artemis and Kitty already making a space for me. At least i can grateful none of the 'idiotic' members of my old group are in here.
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'Sarah Lilah Teer'
Oooh time to go! I detach myself from the hug that Virgo gives me and I trundle up towards the stage, well erm...stage-like thingie-whatever. As I go up I'm memorising all the things I see for further reference, like a camera lense I blink and then hold the image within my mind for a while, and then after I store it away. I watch as the houses all watch me! Ah! I'm so nervous!
I look at the ceiling as I am walking, beautiful really, I can see through the mirage and there are arches in the stonework, Angelionia I believe, truly beautiful. Ok Sar' your getting lost in info now, your already at the hat so lets stop analysing stuff and get on with it. I thank McGonagull and she stands back as I take my seat, the hat goes on my head and I wait as I am sorted.
'Hmmm-'THIS one goes to-GRYFFINDOR!' I am so pleased and it must show on my face because there is so much clapping that I might go deaf! I reach up and take the hat off, it smiles-well the folds looked like they were smiling as I gave it to the Professor of transfiguration. 'Good luck!' I felt special because it hadn't said that to anyone else. I get off the raised platform in the great hall and walk steadily towards the Gryff's, a girl with curly brown hair and a boy with brown hair come forwards and greet me. Harry Potter?
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'Sarah Petrasthuk'
I'm all pumped up as I walk towards the hat, I can see a special person on the and I grin my head off as I see him slump in defeat, mwahahah! I have Shoulder length brown hair, hazel eyes, I'm also average build-about 5'6. I have a Cartoon Taz on small of the back and I am only to be described as being a-Smartass. I get to the hat finally and I hear it snicker, 'Another Malfoy relative, eh? Well, we know where to put you, right in-SLYTHERIN!' while the other Slytherin's cheered in the corner Draco slammed his head against the desk and muttered, 'no! Not my stupid cousin!'
I feel minimal cheering from all the other tables except the one I have been placed in. I am grinning wickedly as I stalk over towards the table at the far end, the one with a silver-haired boy slamming his head on it. In my silkiest voice ever I say- 'Ah hello and salutations cousin, miss me?' Draco raised his head, barely. 'HOW could I *miss* you-you never go away!' I just smile unabashedly, 'Ah but we will be seeing more of each other dear kin, *do* introduce me to your comrades,' Draco snorted and pulled a face but did as I asked with little complaint, starting with 'Goyle' and ending with 'Flint.'
My eyes grow wide as I look along the table, 'Ah I did not realise you actually *had* friends, but now I see I was wrong-' Draco looked smug, 'Of *course* you were WRONG, cousin,' he spat out scathingly, 'as ALWAYS, your family is Sooo much stupider than mine and also-' he had put his foot in it as I reply whilst waving my hand in front of me punctuating silence while I speak, 'Oh yes and on the subject of MY family. We are *sooo* much wealthier and well-known than you guys!' Draco once again put his head on the table and prayed that someone would cast 'Avada Kedavra' on him.
TBC-TODAY!
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AW WOWWY! Aunty Kat DID it everybody! Another chapter next aswell. Oh and I just HAVE to say this! I LOVED every moment of this! Especially the bit where Sarah P gets to piss Draco off-CLASS! Big thanks to everyone and don't worry if the chapters don't upload STRAIGHT away, it's because I am an AOL user and FF.NET is having trouble with 'us' at the moment. Sometimes I go offline when I go on FF.NET! But don't worry! and please ***R&R!!!*** Catcha!
Kat/Shin