Hyde's thoughts in "Jackie Bags Hyde".
Disclaimer: I own nothing man, just a poor fan! :D
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Book of Wisdom,
Okay man, you'll never believe what happened to me today! So yeah, Jackie man, she brings over as her date for Red's annual Barbecue this guy called Chip. She did it to make me jealous, as if I cared. But this Chip bastard, he really pissed me off. At first, it was all good, and me and him talked about Jacks and about how she never shut her pie hole. But then, this pimpish bastard says that it's worth listening to all her crap if he can nail her. I told him:
"Man, Jackie's just a kid, she just had one boyfriend man." 'cause, you know, even thought I thought Jackie and me to be a total fantasy of hers, I couldn't bear the idea of this bastard nailing her. So, this dill hole looks at me and says, smirking:
"Yeah, that's because she's a bitch."
That comment made me wanna nail him, seriously, like nail him to a wall or something. I wanted to kick his ass. But I had to keep cool man, you know, loosing my temper's bad for the Zen rep.
I said:
"Oh, no."
I was about to walk away, and tell Jackie to be aware of this idiot she brought along, but I saw in my mind's eye the stupid fucking smirk of his, and I just had to make it go away. I kinda turned around and punched him full force. Man, I totally laid him out. He just stayed there, unconscious on the ground. And Jackie man, she comes over running and asks me what happened. I don't know what took me over man. I started stuttering man. That's like the worse thing to do ever. Check out what I said:
"Nothing , just ... someone... called you a bitch.. and nothing."
Man, sometimes I am so dense.
But the little vixen figured it out, and she started looking at me like a... a keg of beer for me. You know, kinda like I wanna drink it all in one big gulp. So, I went in, and guess what?
Kitty was in the kitchen, and she asked me if my girlfriend was alright. I was so frustrated man. If one more person calls her my girlfriend, I'm gonna knee him in the groin, but this was Kitty, so you know, I would never hurt her or anything.
I just told her that I didn't understand who she meant, and she told me that it was the "bossy little mean one" I'm always hanging out with. Jackie. God, I really hated this. So, I told her that Jacks wasn't my girl and that I didn't even like her because she represented everything I hate. Kitty really does have the situation in hand. She could totally burn anyone if she wanted. She told me that it's normal since I hate everything. I told her that I didn't like Jackie, that I couldn't like her, and I got super pissed in a way, because she saw under the surface that I thought Jackie was totally hot. And like an idiot, I said without thinking:
"If I like her, shoot me!"
And guess what she did? Man, she pointed her hand at me and said:
"Pow!"
Man, I was so confused. Am I so transparent? Nah, Kitty's just really sensitive to "love vibes" as Forman called them. So man, I started acting out of impulse, you know, usually I think everything through before I act, but then, I just left Kitty, went out to the backyard and told Jackie to get her car to go on our frickin' date. Those were the exact words man. And Jackie, she just looked at me like I was a hero or something, she got up and said:
"It's a Veterans Day miracle!"
Man, the second she said that, I was already regretting it. But the look on Kelso and Fez made it worth while. Man, Kelso looked like he was gonna try to beat me up, but he knew I would kick his ass. Fez, he just looked in shock, like you know that little face he makes when he's angry and is cursing you in his head in.... whatever his native language is. So yeah, just their looks made it a good day. But man, I was so unprepared for what was gonna happen.
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Dunno how this one sounds, you tell me! And, this is my first non-angsty fic, so don't hurt me too much. *lol* This story is just gonna have three chapters, but I'll write many more little fics like this one. You know, just Hyde's thoughts about something. And, you know the deal, if you like it, review and if I get many reviews, I'll write a second chapter!
Disclaimer: I own nothing man, just a poor fan! :D
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Book of Wisdom,
Okay man, you'll never believe what happened to me today! So yeah, Jackie man, she brings over as her date for Red's annual Barbecue this guy called Chip. She did it to make me jealous, as if I cared. But this Chip bastard, he really pissed me off. At first, it was all good, and me and him talked about Jacks and about how she never shut her pie hole. But then, this pimpish bastard says that it's worth listening to all her crap if he can nail her. I told him:
"Man, Jackie's just a kid, she just had one boyfriend man." 'cause, you know, even thought I thought Jackie and me to be a total fantasy of hers, I couldn't bear the idea of this bastard nailing her. So, this dill hole looks at me and says, smirking:
"Yeah, that's because she's a bitch."
That comment made me wanna nail him, seriously, like nail him to a wall or something. I wanted to kick his ass. But I had to keep cool man, you know, loosing my temper's bad for the Zen rep.
I said:
"Oh, no."
I was about to walk away, and tell Jackie to be aware of this idiot she brought along, but I saw in my mind's eye the stupid fucking smirk of his, and I just had to make it go away. I kinda turned around and punched him full force. Man, I totally laid him out. He just stayed there, unconscious on the ground. And Jackie man, she comes over running and asks me what happened. I don't know what took me over man. I started stuttering man. That's like the worse thing to do ever. Check out what I said:
"Nothing , just ... someone... called you a bitch.. and nothing."
Man, sometimes I am so dense.
But the little vixen figured it out, and she started looking at me like a... a keg of beer for me. You know, kinda like I wanna drink it all in one big gulp. So, I went in, and guess what?
Kitty was in the kitchen, and she asked me if my girlfriend was alright. I was so frustrated man. If one more person calls her my girlfriend, I'm gonna knee him in the groin, but this was Kitty, so you know, I would never hurt her or anything.
I just told her that I didn't understand who she meant, and she told me that it was the "bossy little mean one" I'm always hanging out with. Jackie. God, I really hated this. So, I told her that Jacks wasn't my girl and that I didn't even like her because she represented everything I hate. Kitty really does have the situation in hand. She could totally burn anyone if she wanted. She told me that it's normal since I hate everything. I told her that I didn't like Jackie, that I couldn't like her, and I got super pissed in a way, because she saw under the surface that I thought Jackie was totally hot. And like an idiot, I said without thinking:
"If I like her, shoot me!"
And guess what she did? Man, she pointed her hand at me and said:
"Pow!"
Man, I was so confused. Am I so transparent? Nah, Kitty's just really sensitive to "love vibes" as Forman called them. So man, I started acting out of impulse, you know, usually I think everything through before I act, but then, I just left Kitty, went out to the backyard and told Jackie to get her car to go on our frickin' date. Those were the exact words man. And Jackie, she just looked at me like I was a hero or something, she got up and said:
"It's a Veterans Day miracle!"
Man, the second she said that, I was already regretting it. But the look on Kelso and Fez made it worth while. Man, Kelso looked like he was gonna try to beat me up, but he knew I would kick his ass. Fez, he just looked in shock, like you know that little face he makes when he's angry and is cursing you in his head in.... whatever his native language is. So yeah, just their looks made it a good day. But man, I was so unprepared for what was gonna happen.
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Dunno how this one sounds, you tell me! And, this is my first non-angsty fic, so don't hurt me too much. *lol* This story is just gonna have three chapters, but I'll write many more little fics like this one. You know, just Hyde's thoughts about something. And, you know the deal, if you like it, review and if I get many reviews, I'll write a second chapter!