Kat:Ok so if ANYONE see's Kalo PLEASE tell me, ok?
**Hears angry banging on the 13 times bolted door, and a padlock near the handle rattles.**
Angry male voice:KAT I KNOW YOUR THERE! YOUR ALWAYS IN THERE!
Kat:Oh God....PLEASE SOMEONE HELP MEEE! Kalo is back off holiday and is as mad as fuck! He read the chapters and he is mad about me making him a *wossy-man!* I AM SO DEAD!
Kalo: Kataniaaa...I can hear you breathing in there! Come out, Come out!
Kat:NO! Kalo I swear everyone loves you!
Kalo:I aint buying it!I read the reviews and no-one *loves* me! They all think I'm a puff!
Kat:Erm...please 'lo! Don't hurt me!
Kalo:I'm off downstairs now, but remember I can run faster than you UP the stairs if you even so much as stick your *nose* outta that room!
Kat:O-Ok 'lo!
Kalo:Right then, Dinner for meee!
**Kalo goes downstairs**
Kat:I'm not worried really...I can TRY and jump outta the window....I think...I'm just worried that now I need a pee I can't get to the loo! But thankyou for reviewing everyone and Replies to reviews as always are at the bottom! Now I'm SURE I saw a *bottle* around here somewhere's?
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Alas Alan Rickman is with-Rima Horton. 25 years apparently...(sob) Gods why am I always the last to know? Why does it hurt? WAH! The R-Rickman mini-chronicles are coming to an end...Oh Alan how could you? (Dries eyes) Aw well I still have my fics and m-my dreams...and what the heck I can still admire his butt onstage! Lucky woman that Rima! Kami knows she has gotta be one SERIOUSLY fortunate woman! I mean what did lil' old me have? I'm like 39 years younger, got a temper, wacko sense of humour and I write!
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MORE ALAS'ES- I am SO sorry for the mix up between Feli being in Slyth when in fact she IS a Gryff! Thanyou all for telling me (curses her brain) see NOW you know the untoward strain that is present upon my person! Oh and get this MROE strain-I now have a group at Yahoo and they are demanding updates! I have kept them fairly substantial and now they are baying for blood-AAAAH! Already proud members are our own Artemis and China J. If you want to join this group which is packed full of HP goodness and Shin- madness then please go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ShinsSexySnape_group/ TBAPAS is easier to upload there and takes SECONDS while on FF.NET it takes AGES!!! And I can also upload large fics there instead of doing them in Part A's, B's and C's.
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LAST TIME ON TBAPAS-
Kat insults the trio of hero's, Dobby is searching for leather-scawwy-Virgo is fucking Pansy off and basically Snape wants to kill Albus. Plus people learn about a certain someone's voracious appetite.
Chapter 4A. I wish first lessons were always this fun!
Before anyone could hit Kat for insulting the current school's hero's Dumbledore cleared his age'd throat, signalling for silence, 'I believe that today's notices are about to be read.' He singalled an impatient McGonagull to begin reading, 'First of all and I must stress this point-if ANYONE knows or has heard anything about the graffitti that has been done on the walls of the year 3's bathroom wall they will come to me or a member of staff after and tell us. The message on the walls reads,' she looked a tad embaressed but carried on, 'Snape Sucks.'
The hall gurgled with mirth, Snape looked like he had swallowed an egg but remained silent. Shooting the odd accusing look at the boys.
'Now onto a lighter note, today we will be announcing the Groups that Gryffindor will be split into. This will make it much easier to teach the students since there are quite a few now residing within my house,' she stated the fact proudly and everyone could have sworn Snape looked put out- but they wouldn't say so when asked.
In Group A the pupils from Strethscope were:
Kalo Malo
Katania Ella Morri
China Johnson
Nick.
Kryn
and lastly
Androstle Amerally.
Whilst the rest resided in B. The Strethscope lot didn't take much notice of who else was in their group except their own lot. The troublesome trio ended up being put into Group B, much to the joy of many Strethscope pupils. Strethscope tuned in when McGonagull had came to the end of the long list of pupils already residing in Gryff' at Hogwarts.
'-Which means that the remainder of the Gryffindor group will be in Group B. I trust you know who you are so there will be no need for me to read out your names. In case anyone misunderstands there will be a new rotar for the A and B group. Seperate of course. Please collect your rotar's from your Head of house after breakfast.'
***
Pupils were milling around, most of them heading to wait outside of their first lesson's room. Whilst the Gryffindor's trundled up to McGonagull and collected a small slip from her with their name on it.
'Well there aint anything bloody on it-' Kat bluntly stated and shook the paper, as she did so writing appeared, 'I trust that answers you queries Miss Morri.' Kat looked sheepishly at McGonagull and thanked her before scooting off to join the rest of Group A. First up was Charms with Ravenclaw.
'So then, where is that?' Andros shrugged and caught a fellow Gryffindor by the arm and asked him, 'Oh follow me! Were in the same group, I'll show you the way.'
Snape grinned mercilessly to himself, unwittingly the new Group A Gryffindor's were following Neville Longbottom trustingly!
***
The Slytherin table were already up and on their feet, ready to get some action fronm whoever they were teamed up with for double-potions this morning.
'Well I hope Potions is better than they were at our old school.' Amber looked sour-faced
'Oh your going to LOVE potions here, trust me. Since Snape is head of *our* house we get privalages. Especially with those stupid Gryffindor's.' Draco Malfoy looked exceptionally pleased with his remark, until a huffy voice from behind said,
'Hey some of our friends are in that house!'
'Then your just going to have to make do with the friends you are going to have in *this* one. Otherwise you will be outcast from the house.' Blaise said grinning evily.
Virgo didn't like the sound of that, but remained silent since Marco's face was urging her to be. Inwardly she seethed, she hated the way her friends were being talked about-she only hoped that this 'Sorting' would not cause a rift between the friendships they had with each Strethscope pupil.
*** Back to the hapless Gryff A group!***
'So HOW long has this guy been here and he doesn't even fricking remember where he is bloody well going?' After roaming around the corridors for a while the Strethscope lot had made their way finally to the Charms room. Trying to slip into the lesson, although they didn't realise that a teacher was there because Flitwick was so tiny.
'Don't be harsh Kat, he can't help it! He was trying to be helpful!' China told Kat off while covering her flushed face, although she herself had to think about the successfulness of Neville's ability to navigate through a damned paper bag!
'Well mate I don't WANT any help ever again ok?'
'Settle down, Settle down class. Now then pick your chairs all of you, the new students please take any chair spare.' Kalo looked mildly surprised at the appearance of the small-faced wizard, he shrugged and at Flitwick's words he and Andros sat opposite side of a lad named Seamus Finnegan. They chattered a bit whilst the small teacher fumbled through a book and chose a spell all could learn.
'Now then class, pick up your wands and repeat after me-'
Soon the new pupils realised why the chairs near Seamus were empty...
***A cuffufle in the Kitchens?***
As everyone knows the majority of ghostly meetings went on in the kitchens. This day was no different, although only 3 members were currently inside the kitchens. The fat Friar was talking and bobbing his bald-head to each of his ghostly-comrades whilst exchanging greetings with some of the more braver house-elves.
Although the attention was currently on a very busy house-elf over in the corner of the kitchen, past the bakers and near to the tables were the food was laid before it went to the dinner hall. He seemed to be brandishing a pair of scizzors and appeared very happy with himself as he was heard muttering, 'Dobby will be great!' and '-this should make Dobby a very *frosty* house-elf' clearly the muddled elf meant *cool* instead of *frosty.*
'What the devil is he doing?' that was Sir Headless Nick, he had been watching Dobby for about 10 minutes now. Even before the meeting was called to attention. He unconciously shifted in the air current as the doors of the kitchen were swung to and fro with the entering and exiting of the various house-elves of all sizes.
'He's doing whatever the wrteched things do. Stupid creatures. If they weren't so useful and obidient I would *personally* see to it that they were extinct!' As per-usual the Blood Barron was in a marvellous mood. Having just floated into the kitchens after scaring the spectral-shit out of Peeves whom was trying to make the stairs move round whilst the first years were trying to get to their first lesson. He left the Slytherin lot alone though-most of the time, for fear of the Barron.
Sir Nicholas sighed but continued to watch Dobby, and listening to him ramble on about things that made no sense. One particular sentence seemed to stick in Nick's mind though. The sentence was repeated a few times and became clearer each time until Nick could hear it fully, 'Dobby...Dobby will be so...*BAD!*'
***Whilst in the Gryffindor B group things weren't going so well***
Gryff's B were all in potions at the moment with the Slytherin's, the silence and the bubbling of gently brought to the boil potions was shattered by a frantic-
'Oh! Not that one...erm...I think this is right,' as it boiled over, 'Or maybe not! Could someone please: H-E-L-P!'
'Problems Miss Moon?' Professor Snape loomed over the stricken girl.
'Erm...yep....uh...kinda anyway.'
'Either yes or no'
'YES! Definately a YES!'
'Very well...you added too many quills to that-' reading the instructions off the book.
'Oh...ah I see the bit where-'
'Yes the bit where you added 15 instead of 5'
'Ummm...am I in trouble?'
'You *could* say that.'
'Ah...righty-ho then....oh dear...'
'Indeed'
***The Slyth's side of the potions room***
All of the Slytherin's snickered around Virgo. She looked on at her friend in pity as she got a severe reprimanding from her new head of house whilst he gave out points to the Slytherin's left right and centre. She shook her head but concentrated on her own sleepless potion with Blaise whilst Sarah was heard behind her.
'Oh Dracooo! Could you please pass me that vial? Thankyou cousin, now why did you flinch then? Ah because I called you cousin! Does that BOTHER you Dracie-poo' Ok so Virgo felt thankful she was NOT Draco Malfoy.
Furthur down the Slyth's cluster of potions were Artemis and Amber. Amber was drawing out the quantities of potion and Artemis was administering them to the potion. 'No it said bubble after you put them in-'
'Well it bubbled before! What does that mean?'
'Trouble?' Art' raised her eyebrow in a concerned type of gesture.
'Um...Professor Snape? Sir, please could you tell us if our potion is right?'
Snape towered above the two girls. Not menacing at all now, this was a total turn-about from how he had been to the now trembling Silver.
'Certainly, the potion is wrong but not to worry girl. It is not entirely a loss, here place some of these Pepper-corns inside the couldron and that should balance the mixture out exactly. But next time I suggest you read the manuscript more carefully.'
Amber was dumb-struck. She was sure that Snape was a schitzophrenic! He had just changed from being an utter bastard into a not-so-utter-bastard in the space of 2 minutes! She thanked him and he swirled off, taking points as he progressed along the line of 'perfect' Gryffindor potions. There was no justice within this class. She offered a sympathetic smile to 'Moon but she just turned her head. Clearly being sorted into seperate houses were going to make things difficult.
'What the hell was that?'
'Don't ask' she replied to her co-worker and set about doing as Snape had suggested. The potion immediately turned the correct green with little tampering.
TBC...
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Any longer kids and this would take LONGER to upload than it has already! But please enjoy and next chappie is out tommorow since this has been uploaded at (looks at clock) 10:20PM on Thursday...UK time that is. I am SO tired! College has been utter HELL! I am REAL sorry about not updating earlier but I have so MANY fics on the go now that I could be here for a bloody long time! But I have written a few TBAPAS chapters beforehand and I shall upload them at a gradual rate. PLUS Thankyou for writing to me about the Rickman Rights group-yeah it IS actually really a group done by me. I spy on Ricky and...you get the idea! lol.
THANKYOU EVERYONE FOR REVIEWING AND THE THANKYOU'S AND ME ANSWERING THE REVIEWS WILL BE IN CHAPTER 4C! See yah there! lol
**Hears angry banging on the 13 times bolted door, and a padlock near the handle rattles.**
Angry male voice:KAT I KNOW YOUR THERE! YOUR ALWAYS IN THERE!
Kat:Oh God....PLEASE SOMEONE HELP MEEE! Kalo is back off holiday and is as mad as fuck! He read the chapters and he is mad about me making him a *wossy-man!* I AM SO DEAD!
Kalo: Kataniaaa...I can hear you breathing in there! Come out, Come out!
Kat:NO! Kalo I swear everyone loves you!
Kalo:I aint buying it!I read the reviews and no-one *loves* me! They all think I'm a puff!
Kat:Erm...please 'lo! Don't hurt me!
Kalo:I'm off downstairs now, but remember I can run faster than you UP the stairs if you even so much as stick your *nose* outta that room!
Kat:O-Ok 'lo!
Kalo:Right then, Dinner for meee!
**Kalo goes downstairs**
Kat:I'm not worried really...I can TRY and jump outta the window....I think...I'm just worried that now I need a pee I can't get to the loo! But thankyou for reviewing everyone and Replies to reviews as always are at the bottom! Now I'm SURE I saw a *bottle* around here somewhere's?
***
Alas Alan Rickman is with-Rima Horton. 25 years apparently...(sob) Gods why am I always the last to know? Why does it hurt? WAH! The R-Rickman mini-chronicles are coming to an end...Oh Alan how could you? (Dries eyes) Aw well I still have my fics and m-my dreams...and what the heck I can still admire his butt onstage! Lucky woman that Rima! Kami knows she has gotta be one SERIOUSLY fortunate woman! I mean what did lil' old me have? I'm like 39 years younger, got a temper, wacko sense of humour and I write!
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MORE ALAS'ES- I am SO sorry for the mix up between Feli being in Slyth when in fact she IS a Gryff! Thanyou all for telling me (curses her brain) see NOW you know the untoward strain that is present upon my person! Oh and get this MROE strain-I now have a group at Yahoo and they are demanding updates! I have kept them fairly substantial and now they are baying for blood-AAAAH! Already proud members are our own Artemis and China J. If you want to join this group which is packed full of HP goodness and Shin- madness then please go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ShinsSexySnape_group/ TBAPAS is easier to upload there and takes SECONDS while on FF.NET it takes AGES!!! And I can also upload large fics there instead of doing them in Part A's, B's and C's.
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LAST TIME ON TBAPAS-
Kat insults the trio of hero's, Dobby is searching for leather-scawwy-Virgo is fucking Pansy off and basically Snape wants to kill Albus. Plus people learn about a certain someone's voracious appetite.
Chapter 4A. I wish first lessons were always this fun!
Before anyone could hit Kat for insulting the current school's hero's Dumbledore cleared his age'd throat, signalling for silence, 'I believe that today's notices are about to be read.' He singalled an impatient McGonagull to begin reading, 'First of all and I must stress this point-if ANYONE knows or has heard anything about the graffitti that has been done on the walls of the year 3's bathroom wall they will come to me or a member of staff after and tell us. The message on the walls reads,' she looked a tad embaressed but carried on, 'Snape Sucks.'
The hall gurgled with mirth, Snape looked like he had swallowed an egg but remained silent. Shooting the odd accusing look at the boys.
'Now onto a lighter note, today we will be announcing the Groups that Gryffindor will be split into. This will make it much easier to teach the students since there are quite a few now residing within my house,' she stated the fact proudly and everyone could have sworn Snape looked put out- but they wouldn't say so when asked.
In Group A the pupils from Strethscope were:
Kalo Malo
Katania Ella Morri
China Johnson
Nick.
Kryn
and lastly
Androstle Amerally.
Whilst the rest resided in B. The Strethscope lot didn't take much notice of who else was in their group except their own lot. The troublesome trio ended up being put into Group B, much to the joy of many Strethscope pupils. Strethscope tuned in when McGonagull had came to the end of the long list of pupils already residing in Gryff' at Hogwarts.
'-Which means that the remainder of the Gryffindor group will be in Group B. I trust you know who you are so there will be no need for me to read out your names. In case anyone misunderstands there will be a new rotar for the A and B group. Seperate of course. Please collect your rotar's from your Head of house after breakfast.'
***
Pupils were milling around, most of them heading to wait outside of their first lesson's room. Whilst the Gryffindor's trundled up to McGonagull and collected a small slip from her with their name on it.
'Well there aint anything bloody on it-' Kat bluntly stated and shook the paper, as she did so writing appeared, 'I trust that answers you queries Miss Morri.' Kat looked sheepishly at McGonagull and thanked her before scooting off to join the rest of Group A. First up was Charms with Ravenclaw.
'So then, where is that?' Andros shrugged and caught a fellow Gryffindor by the arm and asked him, 'Oh follow me! Were in the same group, I'll show you the way.'
Snape grinned mercilessly to himself, unwittingly the new Group A Gryffindor's were following Neville Longbottom trustingly!
***
The Slytherin table were already up and on their feet, ready to get some action fronm whoever they were teamed up with for double-potions this morning.
'Well I hope Potions is better than they were at our old school.' Amber looked sour-faced
'Oh your going to LOVE potions here, trust me. Since Snape is head of *our* house we get privalages. Especially with those stupid Gryffindor's.' Draco Malfoy looked exceptionally pleased with his remark, until a huffy voice from behind said,
'Hey some of our friends are in that house!'
'Then your just going to have to make do with the friends you are going to have in *this* one. Otherwise you will be outcast from the house.' Blaise said grinning evily.
Virgo didn't like the sound of that, but remained silent since Marco's face was urging her to be. Inwardly she seethed, she hated the way her friends were being talked about-she only hoped that this 'Sorting' would not cause a rift between the friendships they had with each Strethscope pupil.
*** Back to the hapless Gryff A group!***
'So HOW long has this guy been here and he doesn't even fricking remember where he is bloody well going?' After roaming around the corridors for a while the Strethscope lot had made their way finally to the Charms room. Trying to slip into the lesson, although they didn't realise that a teacher was there because Flitwick was so tiny.
'Don't be harsh Kat, he can't help it! He was trying to be helpful!' China told Kat off while covering her flushed face, although she herself had to think about the successfulness of Neville's ability to navigate through a damned paper bag!
'Well mate I don't WANT any help ever again ok?'
'Settle down, Settle down class. Now then pick your chairs all of you, the new students please take any chair spare.' Kalo looked mildly surprised at the appearance of the small-faced wizard, he shrugged and at Flitwick's words he and Andros sat opposite side of a lad named Seamus Finnegan. They chattered a bit whilst the small teacher fumbled through a book and chose a spell all could learn.
'Now then class, pick up your wands and repeat after me-'
Soon the new pupils realised why the chairs near Seamus were empty...
***A cuffufle in the Kitchens?***
As everyone knows the majority of ghostly meetings went on in the kitchens. This day was no different, although only 3 members were currently inside the kitchens. The fat Friar was talking and bobbing his bald-head to each of his ghostly-comrades whilst exchanging greetings with some of the more braver house-elves.
Although the attention was currently on a very busy house-elf over in the corner of the kitchen, past the bakers and near to the tables were the food was laid before it went to the dinner hall. He seemed to be brandishing a pair of scizzors and appeared very happy with himself as he was heard muttering, 'Dobby will be great!' and '-this should make Dobby a very *frosty* house-elf' clearly the muddled elf meant *cool* instead of *frosty.*
'What the devil is he doing?' that was Sir Headless Nick, he had been watching Dobby for about 10 minutes now. Even before the meeting was called to attention. He unconciously shifted in the air current as the doors of the kitchen were swung to and fro with the entering and exiting of the various house-elves of all sizes.
'He's doing whatever the wrteched things do. Stupid creatures. If they weren't so useful and obidient I would *personally* see to it that they were extinct!' As per-usual the Blood Barron was in a marvellous mood. Having just floated into the kitchens after scaring the spectral-shit out of Peeves whom was trying to make the stairs move round whilst the first years were trying to get to their first lesson. He left the Slytherin lot alone though-most of the time, for fear of the Barron.
Sir Nicholas sighed but continued to watch Dobby, and listening to him ramble on about things that made no sense. One particular sentence seemed to stick in Nick's mind though. The sentence was repeated a few times and became clearer each time until Nick could hear it fully, 'Dobby...Dobby will be so...*BAD!*'
***Whilst in the Gryffindor B group things weren't going so well***
Gryff's B were all in potions at the moment with the Slytherin's, the silence and the bubbling of gently brought to the boil potions was shattered by a frantic-
'Oh! Not that one...erm...I think this is right,' as it boiled over, 'Or maybe not! Could someone please: H-E-L-P!'
'Problems Miss Moon?' Professor Snape loomed over the stricken girl.
'Erm...yep....uh...kinda anyway.'
'Either yes or no'
'YES! Definately a YES!'
'Very well...you added too many quills to that-' reading the instructions off the book.
'Oh...ah I see the bit where-'
'Yes the bit where you added 15 instead of 5'
'Ummm...am I in trouble?'
'You *could* say that.'
'Ah...righty-ho then....oh dear...'
'Indeed'
***The Slyth's side of the potions room***
All of the Slytherin's snickered around Virgo. She looked on at her friend in pity as she got a severe reprimanding from her new head of house whilst he gave out points to the Slytherin's left right and centre. She shook her head but concentrated on her own sleepless potion with Blaise whilst Sarah was heard behind her.
'Oh Dracooo! Could you please pass me that vial? Thankyou cousin, now why did you flinch then? Ah because I called you cousin! Does that BOTHER you Dracie-poo' Ok so Virgo felt thankful she was NOT Draco Malfoy.
Furthur down the Slyth's cluster of potions were Artemis and Amber. Amber was drawing out the quantities of potion and Artemis was administering them to the potion. 'No it said bubble after you put them in-'
'Well it bubbled before! What does that mean?'
'Trouble?' Art' raised her eyebrow in a concerned type of gesture.
'Um...Professor Snape? Sir, please could you tell us if our potion is right?'
Snape towered above the two girls. Not menacing at all now, this was a total turn-about from how he had been to the now trembling Silver.
'Certainly, the potion is wrong but not to worry girl. It is not entirely a loss, here place some of these Pepper-corns inside the couldron and that should balance the mixture out exactly. But next time I suggest you read the manuscript more carefully.'
Amber was dumb-struck. She was sure that Snape was a schitzophrenic! He had just changed from being an utter bastard into a not-so-utter-bastard in the space of 2 minutes! She thanked him and he swirled off, taking points as he progressed along the line of 'perfect' Gryffindor potions. There was no justice within this class. She offered a sympathetic smile to 'Moon but she just turned her head. Clearly being sorted into seperate houses were going to make things difficult.
'What the hell was that?'
'Don't ask' she replied to her co-worker and set about doing as Snape had suggested. The potion immediately turned the correct green with little tampering.
TBC...
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Any longer kids and this would take LONGER to upload than it has already! But please enjoy and next chappie is out tommorow since this has been uploaded at (looks at clock) 10:20PM on Thursday...UK time that is. I am SO tired! College has been utter HELL! I am REAL sorry about not updating earlier but I have so MANY fics on the go now that I could be here for a bloody long time! But I have written a few TBAPAS chapters beforehand and I shall upload them at a gradual rate. PLUS Thankyou for writing to me about the Rickman Rights group-yeah it IS actually really a group done by me. I spy on Ricky and...you get the idea! lol.
THANKYOU EVERYONE FOR REVIEWING AND THE THANKYOU'S AND ME ANSWERING THE REVIEWS WILL BE IN CHAPTER 4C! See yah there! lol