New Things
Anime Redneck
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Chapter Three
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~ * ~ * ~ Back in SM dimension ~ * ~ * ~
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Usagi was starting to get tired of everyone's staring at her and laughed. "Alright, geez, get over it already. I'm not as dumb as I act you know!" mumbles, "Gee, you'd think with Rei-chan being a Shinto Priestess she'd know that much." She shook her head and smirked at the slight glare she was receiving from Rei and smiled innocently at her. She chuckled. "So who are the new students you were tellin' me about before that stupid attack?"
They all looked around for a few minutes before silently giving the job to Mina. Bad idea. "Okay, well you know that we told you it was five guys and a girl right?" Usagi nodded. "Okay first was the gal, she's kinda short, like around Ami-chan's height! No offence Ami-chan. And has strawberry blonde hair down to her shoulder blades, green eyes and dresses kinda weird mostly all in black." She tilted her head in thinking. "The five guys... now there are some cuties! One you know though and he's not so hot."
Usagi scrunched her face up looking at her confusedly. "Who Mina-chan?"
Mina looked to the others who just shrugged. "Mamoru-san."
Usagi looked confused. "Mina-chan, he's too old to be going to our school, you know that." mumbles "the baka."
The others smiled a little at that comment. "Ah, well ya know he's not going there to learn..." she trailed off.
"Hai, he's uh... gonna be teaching there..." Makoto picked up where Mina left off.
"NANI!? NANI!?" Usagi looked to them all shocked. "What to you mean teaching there!?" she asked now standing looking at her giggling friends.
"Hai, Usagi-chan, he's going to be teaching some medical stuff there as well as some others, but we really don't know what else he is teaching." Ami piped up.
Usagi sighed and fell back on the couch. "And the others? Who are they?"
"Well... lets see here... Po-ru, Timu, Weddo, Erriku and Reicheru, that's the new gal's name that Mina told you about. Now Po-ru is kinda tall, dark brown hair, hazel eyes. Weddo has sandy brown hair, and greenish-blue eyes. Timu has reddish-brown hair and green eyes and Erriku has deep blue eyes and dark blonde hair. That just about covers them all... we might see them at school tomorrow, I hope so! That Weddo boy's cute! Reminds me of my old-" Makoto was cut off.
"BOYFRIEND!! We know!" the others finished for her.
"Okay, well if they're in any of my classes I'll be sure to tell them konnichiwa!" Usagi said cheerfully before getting up and saying her good byes and headed home. If she wasn't home in under ten minutes her mom was gonna fire her bottom...
Again.
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The guys walked over to the corner that held Altron and stared in amusement and shock mixed on their faces. For there stood Altron in all it's glory... well what was left of it anyway.
Have you ever wondered what all could be done to a Gundam? I have. And I think I've seen it all now. I've seen the Shenlong have a mustache, goatee and glasses drawn on it in permanent marker, I might add. Was hell getting that off of there and Duo had to hide for a week from the raging Dragon.
I've seen Zero One dyed pink... PINK for Allah's sake! The soldiers at the base we attacked were laughing so hard, saying they'd surrender if we didn't show the 'Pink Gundam' anymore. Needless to say, Heero was beyond ready to kill Duo this time. I think... yes, he had to hide two weeks from him and was either locked in his room with a ready stash of food or locked in his Gundam where it was safe... safest spot actually.
Heavyarms... well Duo never really messed with that one... well, chuckles, there was that time when he drew the clown mask on half it's face with spray paint and the only thing that Trowa could say was "You did well, but messed up on the eye." And walked off leaving a stunned but smiling Duo and two impassive looks on Heero and Wufei, who were probably thinking about how they'd of killed poor Duo for messing with their Gundams.
He luckily, never messed with my dear Sandrock. I don't know what I would have done. Out of us all though, Duo particularly likes to pick on Wufei and Altron... he knows it could be a quick way to die... so it makes me wonder why he does it. Messing with Heero and Wing Zero would be a quicker way to die though... or is it equal? One has to wonder about that.
I mean, Heero and Wufei might be different in ways, but one thing that they're both the same on, we've all come to notice is that no one... I mean no one messes with their Gundams; it's a quick way to end your life. Duo being the 'Shinigami', one also wonders if he can die. I'm not stupid, I know that Duo could, but one still wonders... I watch as the other two stand a good ways away from Altron to get a better look, to take it all in.
"Lets get on the catwalk, we'll get a better view from up there..." Trowa logically advises with a bit of humor to his voice.
I hold back my laughter as both Heero and I nod our agreement and walked over to the elevator and went up to the catwalk, which was roughly the height of the Gundams stomachs. From up here we got a better view of it alright.
"Oh my... would you look at that." I said chuckling, I couldn't help it, it was just too much... "Duo really out did himself this time, huh?" I asked the others.
"Hai, he's lucky if Wufei hasn't killed him already." Heero replied smirking. Trowa nodded looking Altron over.
Altron, a.k.a. Nataku... the once beautiful green, red and white gundam was now... transformed into a girl... "You know, I wonder how Duo was planning this? You can't just do this in one night without some kind of planning, it's not possible." Trowa stated looking at Heero and I.
"Hnn." Was Heero's response.
"Yes, your both right, I guess this is why he was acting weird and more hyper lately then before, right?" I asked; they nodded. See Duo has been on a 'sugar high' for the past week or so, running around annoying everyone a little more then usual and locking himself up in his room for Allah knew what... well now we knew.
He had successfully planned and transformed Altron into a girl. He had, and Allah only knows how he managed to do all this, but had made a black 'should length' wig... a red shirt made out of... I had to squint to see more... but it looks like thin... bed sheets... with the words "I Love Wufei" inside a heart on the 'shirt', which just draped over the shoulders of Altron and had a single clasp on the side to keep it in place. He had a green and gold trimmed skirt that had little Chibi-Altron's along the bottom of it. Last but not least... were 'shoes'... black sheets that had what looked like golden buckles on them that completed the look; if you could call it that that is.
"How'd he manage to do it all guys?" I wondered aloud. All that was left of Altron that you could see was his face, the shoulders and arms and a little part of the legs and other parts that the 'sheets' couldn't hide. Heero just shook his head staring at it.
"I don't know Quatre... I don't know... but I have a feeling that we need to go save our overly hyper active and imaginative friend before his life comes to an end." Said Trowa in one long breath.
I couldn't do anything but stare at him in shock as did Heero, but he hid it well. And as if on cue, we heard an ear piercing, "HHHEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPP MMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" coming from somewhere in the house.
"Alright lets go save the baka." Heero said in his monotone as we all ran off the catwalk and outta the hanger.
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Run. Run. Run!! Gotta run!! Duo thought as he ran through the hallways and through the many sitting rooms, lounges playrooms and surprisingly... he passed up the kitchen but not before grabbing an apple or two on his way though. Can't pass up the chance at food now can I? he grinned and kept going the direction that he was pretty sure was towards the backyard. He wasn't sure any more. They all look the same! A growl erupted from his chest, Which WAY! Duo mentally screamed hearing Wufei behind him.
"Maxwell... Get your fuzzy, dishonoring, braided baka self back here. Right. NOW!!!" The fuming Dragon said calmly, but loud enough so Duo heard him. He turned left and ran down the hallway of rooms, turned right going into a play room, with pool tables, games and all the like. "MAXWELL!!!! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU! YOU'LL REGRET EVER TOUCHING NATAKU!!! YOU HEAR ME YOU BRAIDED BAKA!!! YOU'LL REGRET IT!!!"
He could now see the Braided Baka running a good fifty yards in front of him. Not a problem. He thought as he put on a little more speed catching up to him. As he ran through the kitchen he grabbed a few sharp knives, and you knew they were such for Quatre, had nothing but the best in his mansions.
Duo glanced back and saw Wufei running after him. Shit! Must go faster. Yes, defiantly faster. He chuckled while running. He liked ticking Wufei off it was fun! He smiled then frowned a bit. "Though I think I took it a bit far this time..." he said aloud.
"YOU BET YOUR FUZZY ASS YOU TOOK IT TOO FAR!!!" Wufei yelled out causing Duo to turn and see that Wufei had caught up by ten yards and gaining. "EEPPP! Come on Wu-man! It's not *that* bad honest! I thought it was cute! Come on man... can't we just get along!?" Duo yelled over his shoulder. *Sssspp* went the sound of a knife flying past his shoulder, missing by three inches.
"HEY MAN!! STOP THAT! YOU COULD HAVE HIT ME YOU KNOW!" Duo yelled passing another door and finally seeing the back door. "YEESSSS! FREEDOM!!" He yelled nearing the door, momentarily forgetting about the fuming Dragon behind him 'til *Sssspp* another knife went flying past his head reminding him about Wufei. "MAN *STOP* THAT!!" he yelled reaching the back door, fumbling to get it open.
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Quatre, Heero and Trowa ran from the just opening elevator doors out the hanger and through the maze of hallways with Quatre leading them, "This way, you won't get lost" he had told them smiling as they began to run. Ten minutes of running and Wufei and Duo's yelling later, they were finally hearing them clearly, and watching the backs of them as they ran.
"WUFEI! PLEASE STOP THROWING THE KNIVES AT DUO! YOU COULD HURT HIM!!" Quatre pleaded between gasps for breath.
"SHUT UP WINNER!" Wufei yelled back throwing yet another knife at Duo. "Shimatta! Maxwell STOP MOVING! Make it easy on yourself!! STAY STILL!" Wufei yelled out.
"NO WAY WU-MAN! YOU'D LIKE THAT TOO MUCH!" Duo laughed as he tried to get the door to open. Come on! Come on! OPEN DAMNIT! Duo screamed in his head, hearing Wufei get closer. *Sssspp* a knife was stuck in the side of the wall two inches from his head just as the door opened Duo ran for his life out of it!
"WUFEI STOP THROWING THE KNIVES PLEASE!!" Quatre shouted to no avile then muttered, "Those are my good ones too!" He watched as Wufei and Duo both ran out the back door into the wide-open space. "GUYS! You've gotta go stop him! He'll kill Duo I know it!" Quatre pleaded to Heero and Trowa. They turned looking into his wide worried blue-green eyes, nodded and took off after the raging Dragon and the running Shinigami.
Wufei got close enough to Duo, jumped and tackled 'em. "DIE MAXWELL!! YOU WILL DIE FOR DISGRACING NATAKU!!! YOU HEAR ME!? DIE!!!" Wufei brings out his katana ready to cut Duo's throat when Heero grabs him around the waist throwing him fifteen foot back pulling out his gun and aiming between the eyes.
"Omae o korosu." Heero stated in his normal monotone, but if you looked close enough you'd notice his eye's held a little bit of humor in them before his emotional mask was replaced.
"Move it Yuy." Wufei glared at him then at Trowa who was standing behind and to the left of Heero, and then to Duo who was hiding behind a nervous Quatre smiling at Wufei.
"Let him go Wufei. He didn't do that much to Altron." Trowa stated, ever the logical one.
"IIE! He must PAY for what he did to Nataku!! This is INJUSTICE!!!" Wufei yelled taking a step forward *click* he stopped and looked at Heero, at the sound of the safety being taken off.
"Don't. Move."
Wufei glared at him. "Yuy, move. I've no quarrel with you. I want the braided baka."
Trowa stepped forth. "If you want stupid over there you have to get through us first. My suggestion is just to drop it." Trowa told Wufei with a tugging at the corner of his lips, trying not to smirk.
"Please Wufei, put your katana up and leave it be. Duo will clean up your Gundam for you. Won't you Duo?" Quatre asked looking back at Duo while keeping one eye on Wufei.
Duo nodded. "Sure I'll 'undress' Wufei's gundam for him." He snickered and watched as Wufei started to raise his katana again. Duo backed up raising his hands in the air. "Alright! Alright! I'll clean up Altron... geez..." and with that he walked off muttering something that sounded like 'someone needs to take him to anger management class or something.'
"I HEARD THAT MAXWELL!!" Duo whipped his head around while walking backwards towards the backdoor and stuck his tongue out while pulling down his right eyelid.
Wufei quickly glared at him unsheathing his katana and stepped forward effectively causing Duo to quickly turn around...... and slam into the backdoor, falling to the ground holding his now throbbing nose and muttering curses under his breath as he heard Wufei break out laughing, a gasp from Quatre and was pretty sure Heero and Trowa were smirking at him.
He slowly got up and started for the hanger rubbing his sore bottom. After he was outta hearing distance, Wufei started laughing louder, Trowa broke a smile, Heero smirked walking off and Quatre shook his head, but couldn't stop the giggles that came forth, they all went their separate ways thinking about the days events.