You know this is a Bad Idea Right?
Hello! We're back because we care! Or at least I do...
Sabrina Black: Why thank you! And I feel bad fer Kurama too. Hell I fell bad for me...
AoiHyou: Thanks! And I am updating now (duh). Oh and I forgot to mention OOC didn't I? Thanks fer pointing that out *slaps head* some had to figure it out y'know. Yeah, Hiei's fast alright but if he wants to try to out run the Superman he can try. I went on it once and I think only the wind can go faster O_o
Thanks to my reviewers!
Cell & DD: B—
Begin Transmission
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The Fire Demon, The Cold, and The Robatussien
Kurama: Great you've got a cold!
Hiei: *Sneezes* A...cold? I don't feel cold...
Kurama: No I mean your sick.
Hiei: *Jumps up triumphantly* I am not sick! I am—*falls back down and cough* sick.
Kurama: Does the Makai have any medicines for colds?
Hiei: No one get's sick in the Makai. *Sneezes and cough. Chibi-fies and pouts*
Kurama: Awww, your all stuffy!
Hiei: I'm what?
Kurama: Stopped up? Your nose is stopped up.
Hiei: Huh?
(Kurama explains term)
Hiei: Ohhh! Ah-ah...never mind false alarm.
Kurama: Okay—
Hiei: CHOO! *Sneezes on Kurama* Uh sorry. *Sniffs*
Kurama: -_- Great. Just freakin great. You stay there and don't move until I come back.
Hiei: Where are you going?
Kurama: *Grabs keys* To buy you some cough syrup. *Leaves house and goes to car. Drives off*
Hiei: *Moves his leg*
Kurama: *Swerves back into drive way* I SAID DON'T MOVE!! *Drives off again*
Hiei: O.O?! He's good. *Moans* What am I gonna do till he gets back? *Spots phone* Oooh, shiny! *Grabs phone* Now how'd he say how to use these things? Oh yeah, press the buttons! Now which buttons...*Dials in a random number*
Pizza Hut Guy: Hello, this is Pizza Hut how may I help you?
Hiei: Pizza Hut? Oh yeah, that pizza place...*grins* PIZZA! I want a large pepperoni pizza, two pineapple, three cheeses...*place very large order*
PHG: *Reads back order* Where do you want this delivered sir?
Hiei: *Gives Kurama's address* And hurry it up! *Sets phone down* Mmm pizza...now I'm bored again. Hmmm...*dials in another number* I wonder if I'll get a food place again...
O'Charley's Guy: Hello this is O'Charley's! How may I help you?
Hiei: Uh do you guys do take out?
OCG: Yes we do. (they actually don't but it moves the story along)
Hiei: Oh...well I want *places even bigger order* and some tea.
OCG: Well we've just run out of the beer-battered shrimp and—
Hiei: Damn well just give me the rest of the order.
OCG: Okay our guy should be over in 2 hours tops.
Hiei: Right. *Sets phone down* Waah now I'm hungry and bored! Oh well. *Falls asleep*
(5 hours later)
Kurama: *Walks in door* Traffic is murder I tell you! Murder!! *See Hiei* ...DAAAAAAAAAAMIIIIIT!!
(Hiei's on the floor with 100 dozen pizza boxes, 60 take out boxes, shrimp (they weren't out after all), and 8 pitchers of tea. The air smells of beer and pine apple and Hiei's stomach is bigger than his whole body)
Hiei: *Groans* I think I overdosed on shrimp ohhhh...
Kurama: HIEI! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!
Hiei: I got hungry and ordered take out.
Kurama: *Eyes nearly pop out of their sockets* What?! And how much did all of this cost!?
Hiei: Uh they told me 400 yen plus tax so I guess it's....oh 600-650.
Kurama: *Faints*
Hiei: Eh, not a bad idea. *passes out*
(5 angry, stomach pumping hours later)
Hiei: *Looks like he's on his death bed* Ahhh...
Kurama: Geez you're burning up! Oh wait, I got your cough medicine. *Holds up bottle of Robatussien* Says for people 18 and over to drink 2 cups. Well, here ya go.
Hiei: *Takes off measuring cup and cap. Sniffs medicine and recoils* What the hell is this?!
Kurama: The stuff that could cure you! Now come on, do it or I'll force feed it to you!
Hiei: Okay, okay. *Drinks dosage and turns an interesting shade of purple*
Kurama: Hiei? Are you okay?
Hiei: ...*Starts to drool*
Kurama: Hiei you're scaring me...
Hiei: *Quickly runs to bathroom and throws up everything he's ever ate in the past week (it actually makes you do that!)*
Kurama: O_o What the hell? *Picks up bottle and reads label* Warning: May cause motion sickness, excessive vomiting, vertigo, and delirium?! What the hell is this, LSD?!
Hiei: *Comes out of bathroom and passes out on bed* Oh I feel like shit.
Kurama: You look like it too. Damn, I swear this is Opium.
Hiei: Ugh...*pukes on bed and passes out on the floor*
Kurama: O_o?! Okay we're going to a doctor.
(The next day at the doctor's office)
Doctor: Well Hiei, you're actually in perfect condition! No signs of a cold or anything!
Kurama: What?! But he was coughing and sneezing! And he had a high fever!
Doctor: Did you give him anything?
Kurama: Uh just some Robatussien but that was more like some bad acid then a cough syrup!
Doctor: Did he take the proper dosage?
Hiei: 2 cups for 18 and older. Then I started vomiting and I was all dizzy and...
Doctor: ...excessive vomiting, vertigo and delirium...?! It should not do that! Hmmm...I wonder...*takes off label* Oh my...
Kurama: Well? What is it?
Doctor: It IS cannabis!
Kurama and Hiei: 0_0
Doctor: There's been a string of cases like yours where people accidentally by bottles of liquefied cannabis disguised as Robatussien.
Kurama: ...Clever.
Doctor: I know.
Hiei: So what do you suggest we do then?
Doctor: Well you could get his stomach pumped or surgery or you could just let the drug run it's course.
Kurama: ...*Thinks*
Hiei: ...*Vomits again*
Kurama: Stomach pump. Quickly.
(3 hours later at the hospital)
Kurama: Hiei? How do you feel?
Hiei: *On operating table* Terrible.
Kurama: Uh well the doctors said they're gonna keep you over night is that okay.
Hiei: Ugh...*pukes over table*
Kurama: Oh and that will pass too. So do you want me to stay or...?
Hiei: *Vomits again*
Kurama: ...Alright I'll just stay then.
(Next day at Kurama's house)
Kurama: *Carrying Hiei on his back* And here we are, home sweet home.
Hiei: Ugh...
Kurama: If you throw up on my back I'm going to...hurt you.
Hiei: *Rolls off Kurama's back and onto the couch* Oh boy.
Kurama: Well at least you aren't sick anymore! Hey, cannabis cures colds! Ironic huh?
Hiei: *Glares at Kurama*
Kurama: Right. I'll just go now. Do you want something?
Hiei: Sleep.
Kurama: Right. *Leaves*
Hiei: *Falls asleep on couch*
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Oh an just in case anyone's wondering Robatussien DOES make you drool and vomit cause it's so strong.
Cell: And thus ends another "Bad Idea".
DD: Next: The Chihuahua
Heh-heh. Don't forget to review!
Hello! We're back because we care! Or at least I do...
Sabrina Black: Why thank you! And I feel bad fer Kurama too. Hell I fell bad for me...
AoiHyou: Thanks! And I am updating now (duh). Oh and I forgot to mention OOC didn't I? Thanks fer pointing that out *slaps head* some had to figure it out y'know. Yeah, Hiei's fast alright but if he wants to try to out run the Superman he can try. I went on it once and I think only the wind can go faster O_o
Thanks to my reviewers!
Cell & DD: B—
Begin Transmission
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The Fire Demon, The Cold, and The Robatussien
Kurama: Great you've got a cold!
Hiei: *Sneezes* A...cold? I don't feel cold...
Kurama: No I mean your sick.
Hiei: *Jumps up triumphantly* I am not sick! I am—*falls back down and cough* sick.
Kurama: Does the Makai have any medicines for colds?
Hiei: No one get's sick in the Makai. *Sneezes and cough. Chibi-fies and pouts*
Kurama: Awww, your all stuffy!
Hiei: I'm what?
Kurama: Stopped up? Your nose is stopped up.
Hiei: Huh?
(Kurama explains term)
Hiei: Ohhh! Ah-ah...never mind false alarm.
Kurama: Okay—
Hiei: CHOO! *Sneezes on Kurama* Uh sorry. *Sniffs*
Kurama: -_- Great. Just freakin great. You stay there and don't move until I come back.
Hiei: Where are you going?
Kurama: *Grabs keys* To buy you some cough syrup. *Leaves house and goes to car. Drives off*
Hiei: *Moves his leg*
Kurama: *Swerves back into drive way* I SAID DON'T MOVE!! *Drives off again*
Hiei: O.O?! He's good. *Moans* What am I gonna do till he gets back? *Spots phone* Oooh, shiny! *Grabs phone* Now how'd he say how to use these things? Oh yeah, press the buttons! Now which buttons...*Dials in a random number*
Pizza Hut Guy: Hello, this is Pizza Hut how may I help you?
Hiei: Pizza Hut? Oh yeah, that pizza place...*grins* PIZZA! I want a large pepperoni pizza, two pineapple, three cheeses...*place very large order*
PHG: *Reads back order* Where do you want this delivered sir?
Hiei: *Gives Kurama's address* And hurry it up! *Sets phone down* Mmm pizza...now I'm bored again. Hmmm...*dials in another number* I wonder if I'll get a food place again...
O'Charley's Guy: Hello this is O'Charley's! How may I help you?
Hiei: Uh do you guys do take out?
OCG: Yes we do. (they actually don't but it moves the story along)
Hiei: Oh...well I want *places even bigger order* and some tea.
OCG: Well we've just run out of the beer-battered shrimp and—
Hiei: Damn well just give me the rest of the order.
OCG: Okay our guy should be over in 2 hours tops.
Hiei: Right. *Sets phone down* Waah now I'm hungry and bored! Oh well. *Falls asleep*
(5 hours later)
Kurama: *Walks in door* Traffic is murder I tell you! Murder!! *See Hiei* ...DAAAAAAAAAAMIIIIIT!!
(Hiei's on the floor with 100 dozen pizza boxes, 60 take out boxes, shrimp (they weren't out after all), and 8 pitchers of tea. The air smells of beer and pine apple and Hiei's stomach is bigger than his whole body)
Hiei: *Groans* I think I overdosed on shrimp ohhhh...
Kurama: HIEI! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!
Hiei: I got hungry and ordered take out.
Kurama: *Eyes nearly pop out of their sockets* What?! And how much did all of this cost!?
Hiei: Uh they told me 400 yen plus tax so I guess it's....oh 600-650.
Kurama: *Faints*
Hiei: Eh, not a bad idea. *passes out*
(5 angry, stomach pumping hours later)
Hiei: *Looks like he's on his death bed* Ahhh...
Kurama: Geez you're burning up! Oh wait, I got your cough medicine. *Holds up bottle of Robatussien* Says for people 18 and over to drink 2 cups. Well, here ya go.
Hiei: *Takes off measuring cup and cap. Sniffs medicine and recoils* What the hell is this?!
Kurama: The stuff that could cure you! Now come on, do it or I'll force feed it to you!
Hiei: Okay, okay. *Drinks dosage and turns an interesting shade of purple*
Kurama: Hiei? Are you okay?
Hiei: ...*Starts to drool*
Kurama: Hiei you're scaring me...
Hiei: *Quickly runs to bathroom and throws up everything he's ever ate in the past week (it actually makes you do that!)*
Kurama: O_o What the hell? *Picks up bottle and reads label* Warning: May cause motion sickness, excessive vomiting, vertigo, and delirium?! What the hell is this, LSD?!
Hiei: *Comes out of bathroom and passes out on bed* Oh I feel like shit.
Kurama: You look like it too. Damn, I swear this is Opium.
Hiei: Ugh...*pukes on bed and passes out on the floor*
Kurama: O_o?! Okay we're going to a doctor.
(The next day at the doctor's office)
Doctor: Well Hiei, you're actually in perfect condition! No signs of a cold or anything!
Kurama: What?! But he was coughing and sneezing! And he had a high fever!
Doctor: Did you give him anything?
Kurama: Uh just some Robatussien but that was more like some bad acid then a cough syrup!
Doctor: Did he take the proper dosage?
Hiei: 2 cups for 18 and older. Then I started vomiting and I was all dizzy and...
Doctor: ...excessive vomiting, vertigo and delirium...?! It should not do that! Hmmm...I wonder...*takes off label* Oh my...
Kurama: Well? What is it?
Doctor: It IS cannabis!
Kurama and Hiei: 0_0
Doctor: There's been a string of cases like yours where people accidentally by bottles of liquefied cannabis disguised as Robatussien.
Kurama: ...Clever.
Doctor: I know.
Hiei: So what do you suggest we do then?
Doctor: Well you could get his stomach pumped or surgery or you could just let the drug run it's course.
Kurama: ...*Thinks*
Hiei: ...*Vomits again*
Kurama: Stomach pump. Quickly.
(3 hours later at the hospital)
Kurama: Hiei? How do you feel?
Hiei: *On operating table* Terrible.
Kurama: Uh well the doctors said they're gonna keep you over night is that okay.
Hiei: Ugh...*pukes over table*
Kurama: Oh and that will pass too. So do you want me to stay or...?
Hiei: *Vomits again*
Kurama: ...Alright I'll just stay then.
(Next day at Kurama's house)
Kurama: *Carrying Hiei on his back* And here we are, home sweet home.
Hiei: Ugh...
Kurama: If you throw up on my back I'm going to...hurt you.
Hiei: *Rolls off Kurama's back and onto the couch* Oh boy.
Kurama: Well at least you aren't sick anymore! Hey, cannabis cures colds! Ironic huh?
Hiei: *Glares at Kurama*
Kurama: Right. I'll just go now. Do you want something?
Hiei: Sleep.
Kurama: Right. *Leaves*
Hiei: *Falls asleep on couch*
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Oh an just in case anyone's wondering Robatussien DOES make you drool and vomit cause it's so strong.
Cell: And thus ends another "Bad Idea".
DD: Next: The Chihuahua
Heh-heh. Don't forget to review!