You Know This Is A Bad Idea Right?
Hello fans!
DD: What fans?
...Good question. Anyways'n I'm back with another twisted tale. I am neglecting all priorities for this thing. But it's fun as hell! And the fans agree!
Cell: What fans?
Don't ruin the illusion. This one's gonna be fairly short and stupid so B-E-W-A-R-E okay? By the way, I love Frank Sinatra!
DD: Who?
Frank Sinatra? Famous singer?
DD: Feh, what ever.
-_- I must be old. Begin transmission
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The Chihuahua
(Scene: Kurama's house in the winter. It is cold. Very cold)
Hiei: *Sitting on the couch* Why am I living with Kurama now?
Kurama: *From kitchen* Because you have no where else to go!
Hiei: I have plenty of places!
Kurama: Like...?
Hiei: ...Go to hell.
Kurama: Been there, done that. I OWN hell. *Grabs coat and keys* Now I'm going to get some anti-freeze and pay some bills and I should be back in like 3 hours. See ya in 3! *Leaves and fish-tails out of drive way*
Hiei: Well since he'll be gone for 3—
Kurama: *Swerves back into drive way* IF YOU TOUCH THAT PHONE I'LL RIP YER BALLS OFF! *Swerves out again*
Hiei: O.O!! How does he do that?! *Looks at phone* ...Damn. I want to keep my balls! *Sigh* Guess I'll settle for hot chocolate—*pauses and waits for Kurama to appear* Good. *Goes in kitchen and makes some hot chocolate* Sweet cocoa...*whimpering from outside* Hm? What the hizzie could that be? *Goes outside* Good Lord it's COLD!! *hears whimpering again* What is that? *Walks to pile of snow whimpering is coming from. Kicks top of pile to fins a Chihuahua* AWWW IT'S SO CUTE—er I mean what the hell is that? Hmmm....save it or let it die...
Chihuahua: *Pathetic puppy-dog eyes*
Hiei: ...*Mind turns to mush* AWWWWW! *Chibi-fies and quickly carries dog into house*
(Mean while with Kurama)
Kurama: *Stuck in traffic* Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn...
(Back at the house)
Hiei: *Cuddles dog over heater*
Chihuahua: *Happy barks*
Hiei: Well now that you're defrosted let's go find you something to eat! *Searches cabinets* Hmmm...what could I feed a dog? *Opens fridge and spots turkey* Ah-ha.
Chihuahua: *Jumps in fridge and tears into turkey*
Hiei: Awww my widdle doggy was hungry!
Chihuahua: *Barks out 'feed me! Feed me!'*
Hiei: Damn, you just ate a whole turkey! Th—he-llo what's this?
(5 ½ hours later)
Kurama: *Walks in looking like Frosty the Snowman* I will kill the rush hour people! KILL THE—oh sweet mother Mary...
(Food is strewn all over the floor from the kitchen)
Kurama: ...Hiei...would you come out here so I can kill you...?!
Hiei: *Pokes head in* Oh yer back? Come lookie what I found!
Kurama: *Walks in* What the hell?! *The Chihuahua is sitting in the middle of the kitchen happily eating a whole apple pie*
Hiei: Isn't he cute?! Can I keep im? Pwease?!
Kurama: ...
(2 minutes later)
Kurama: *Boots Hiei & dog out* AND STAY OUT DAMNIT!!
Hiei: *Catches dog* ...Gee what's his problem? I still haven't named you have I?
Chihuahua: *Barks*
Hiei: Oh well, I'll think of something later. Let's go find somewhere else to stay.
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Heh-heh-heh...I know Chihuahua's probably don't eat that much but it was worth it to see Hiei get booted out! And thanks to AoiHyou who pointed out the currency thing.
DD: Next: The Chihuahua pt. 2
Ta-ta folks! And review!
Hello fans!
DD: What fans?
...Good question. Anyways'n I'm back with another twisted tale. I am neglecting all priorities for this thing. But it's fun as hell! And the fans agree!
Cell: What fans?
Don't ruin the illusion. This one's gonna be fairly short and stupid so B-E-W-A-R-E okay? By the way, I love Frank Sinatra!
DD: Who?
Frank Sinatra? Famous singer?
DD: Feh, what ever.
-_- I must be old. Begin transmission
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The Chihuahua
(Scene: Kurama's house in the winter. It is cold. Very cold)
Hiei: *Sitting on the couch* Why am I living with Kurama now?
Kurama: *From kitchen* Because you have no where else to go!
Hiei: I have plenty of places!
Kurama: Like...?
Hiei: ...Go to hell.
Kurama: Been there, done that. I OWN hell. *Grabs coat and keys* Now I'm going to get some anti-freeze and pay some bills and I should be back in like 3 hours. See ya in 3! *Leaves and fish-tails out of drive way*
Hiei: Well since he'll be gone for 3—
Kurama: *Swerves back into drive way* IF YOU TOUCH THAT PHONE I'LL RIP YER BALLS OFF! *Swerves out again*
Hiei: O.O!! How does he do that?! *Looks at phone* ...Damn. I want to keep my balls! *Sigh* Guess I'll settle for hot chocolate—*pauses and waits for Kurama to appear* Good. *Goes in kitchen and makes some hot chocolate* Sweet cocoa...*whimpering from outside* Hm? What the hizzie could that be? *Goes outside* Good Lord it's COLD!! *hears whimpering again* What is that? *Walks to pile of snow whimpering is coming from. Kicks top of pile to fins a Chihuahua* AWWW IT'S SO CUTE—er I mean what the hell is that? Hmmm....save it or let it die...
Chihuahua: *Pathetic puppy-dog eyes*
Hiei: ...*Mind turns to mush* AWWWWW! *Chibi-fies and quickly carries dog into house*
(Mean while with Kurama)
Kurama: *Stuck in traffic* Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn...
(Back at the house)
Hiei: *Cuddles dog over heater*
Chihuahua: *Happy barks*
Hiei: Well now that you're defrosted let's go find you something to eat! *Searches cabinets* Hmmm...what could I feed a dog? *Opens fridge and spots turkey* Ah-ha.
Chihuahua: *Jumps in fridge and tears into turkey*
Hiei: Awww my widdle doggy was hungry!
Chihuahua: *Barks out 'feed me! Feed me!'*
Hiei: Damn, you just ate a whole turkey! Th—he-llo what's this?
(5 ½ hours later)
Kurama: *Walks in looking like Frosty the Snowman* I will kill the rush hour people! KILL THE—oh sweet mother Mary...
(Food is strewn all over the floor from the kitchen)
Kurama: ...Hiei...would you come out here so I can kill you...?!
Hiei: *Pokes head in* Oh yer back? Come lookie what I found!
Kurama: *Walks in* What the hell?! *The Chihuahua is sitting in the middle of the kitchen happily eating a whole apple pie*
Hiei: Isn't he cute?! Can I keep im? Pwease?!
Kurama: ...
(2 minutes later)
Kurama: *Boots Hiei & dog out* AND STAY OUT DAMNIT!!
Hiei: *Catches dog* ...Gee what's his problem? I still haven't named you have I?
Chihuahua: *Barks*
Hiei: Oh well, I'll think of something later. Let's go find somewhere else to stay.
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Heh-heh-heh...I know Chihuahua's probably don't eat that much but it was worth it to see Hiei get booted out! And thanks to AoiHyou who pointed out the currency thing.
DD: Next: The Chihuahua pt. 2
Ta-ta folks! And review!