You Know this Is A Bad Idea Right?
Hey there—
Cell: Hi there—
DD: Ho there!
...That was odd. Okay, guess who's back—
Cell: Now Eminem parodies!
*Gasp then smirks evilly. Writes* I'm Slim Shady...
DD: Great, we could be back to outrageous parodies again.
So who is ready for LOTR: Two Towers?!
LOTR otakus: WOOT-WOOT-WOOOOT!
Me too. Oh and one more thing: thanks for the reviews! Dude, I didn't think anyone would like this y'know? Oh well, guess who was wrong. Now for some info for ya:
//heh//= Chihuahua speaking. Note: He has a Mexican accent of course.
DD: Now for the Chihuahua part 2!
Begin transmission
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The Chihuahua pt.2
(Scene: Busy streets of Wherever, Tokyo)
Hiei: Hmmm where ta stay where ta stay...car sounds good...
Chihuahua: //Not a car Hiei-sama! A nice, BIG hotel!//
Hiei: *Stops* Is this thing talking to me? Okay, being in the cold so long has frozen my brain that's all.
Chihuahua: //No, I'm REEALLY speaking to you!//
Hiei: ...EVIL POSSESSED DEMON DOG! YOU MUST DIE!
Chihuahua: //And you must do what I say!//
Hiei: Make me! *Draws out sword* DIEE!
Chihuahua: *Eyes get all wobbly and big. Whimpers pathetically and shivers*
Hiei: Must...kill...dog...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW! Who's a cute widdle doggy?! *Chibi-fies and cuddles dog in the middle of the street*
Chihuahua: //Car.//
Hiei: I know.
(At Kurama's)
Kurama: *At computer* Maybe I shouldn't have kicked the dog out...and Hiei too. BAH! He was living here too long...*Chibi-fies and whimpers. Looks down at himself* Oh no, now I'm doing it too! *Tries to un-chibi-fie* Shit, I'm stuck! Now I have to find Hiei!! ...But I have to walk because I can't reach the steering wheel of my car!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
(In nearest hospital)
Hiei: (In hospital bed hooked up to IV) How'd I get hit by a car?
Chihuahua: *Crawls in through window* //Well if you would have listened to me and run you might have gotten away! Now we have things to do// *Bites IV off*
Hiei: But puppy m back hurts!
Chihuahua: *Drags Hiei out of bed by his hair* //Does it look like I care?! And think me up a name, quick!//
Hiei: Um...uh...*spots Frank Sinatra record* Siiii-naaa—Sinatura! Furanku Sinatura[1]!
Chihuahua: //What the hell? Well anyway, we better go right now! The fox is on his way!//
Hiei: Yay Kurama's come to get me back! *Chibi-fies*
Chihuahua: //You idiot! Don't you want to get your revenge on him?!//
Hiei: No, not really. Uh-uh.
Chihuahua: *Eyes get big and watery* You will kill the fox...you will kill the fox...
Hiei: *Eyes go all swirly* I will kill the fox...kill...fox...
Chihuahua: //Good boy, you will serve me well! Heh-heh...// *Drags Hiei off*
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[1] Parody on Frank Sinatra's name.
Heh...that's one strong Chihuahua...and psycho. I never really wanted to take it this far, I was going to end it now but this slapped me upside da head.
Cell: Next: The Chihuahua pt.3
P.S: Can anyone sense that I REEEALLY don't like Chihuahuas?
Hey there—
Cell: Hi there—
DD: Ho there!
...That was odd. Okay, guess who's back—
Cell: Now Eminem parodies!
*Gasp then smirks evilly. Writes* I'm Slim Shady...
DD: Great, we could be back to outrageous parodies again.
So who is ready for LOTR: Two Towers?!
LOTR otakus: WOOT-WOOT-WOOOOT!
Me too. Oh and one more thing: thanks for the reviews! Dude, I didn't think anyone would like this y'know? Oh well, guess who was wrong. Now for some info for ya:
//heh//= Chihuahua speaking. Note: He has a Mexican accent of course.
DD: Now for the Chihuahua part 2!
Begin transmission
_______________________________________________________________
The Chihuahua pt.2
(Scene: Busy streets of Wherever, Tokyo)
Hiei: Hmmm where ta stay where ta stay...car sounds good...
Chihuahua: //Not a car Hiei-sama! A nice, BIG hotel!//
Hiei: *Stops* Is this thing talking to me? Okay, being in the cold so long has frozen my brain that's all.
Chihuahua: //No, I'm REEALLY speaking to you!//
Hiei: ...EVIL POSSESSED DEMON DOG! YOU MUST DIE!
Chihuahua: //And you must do what I say!//
Hiei: Make me! *Draws out sword* DIEE!
Chihuahua: *Eyes get all wobbly and big. Whimpers pathetically and shivers*
Hiei: Must...kill...dog...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW! Who's a cute widdle doggy?! *Chibi-fies and cuddles dog in the middle of the street*
Chihuahua: //Car.//
Hiei: I know.
(At Kurama's)
Kurama: *At computer* Maybe I shouldn't have kicked the dog out...and Hiei too. BAH! He was living here too long...*Chibi-fies and whimpers. Looks down at himself* Oh no, now I'm doing it too! *Tries to un-chibi-fie* Shit, I'm stuck! Now I have to find Hiei!! ...But I have to walk because I can't reach the steering wheel of my car!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
(In nearest hospital)
Hiei: (In hospital bed hooked up to IV) How'd I get hit by a car?
Chihuahua: *Crawls in through window* //Well if you would have listened to me and run you might have gotten away! Now we have things to do// *Bites IV off*
Hiei: But puppy m back hurts!
Chihuahua: *Drags Hiei out of bed by his hair* //Does it look like I care?! And think me up a name, quick!//
Hiei: Um...uh...*spots Frank Sinatra record* Siiii-naaa—Sinatura! Furanku Sinatura[1]!
Chihuahua: //What the hell? Well anyway, we better go right now! The fox is on his way!//
Hiei: Yay Kurama's come to get me back! *Chibi-fies*
Chihuahua: //You idiot! Don't you want to get your revenge on him?!//
Hiei: No, not really. Uh-uh.
Chihuahua: *Eyes get big and watery* You will kill the fox...you will kill the fox...
Hiei: *Eyes go all swirly* I will kill the fox...kill...fox...
Chihuahua: //Good boy, you will serve me well! Heh-heh...// *Drags Hiei off*
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[1] Parody on Frank Sinatra's name.
Heh...that's one strong Chihuahua...and psycho. I never really wanted to take it this far, I was going to end it now but this slapped me upside da head.
Cell: Next: The Chihuahua pt.3
P.S: Can anyone sense that I REEEALLY don't like Chihuahuas?