You Know This is A Bad Idea Right?
Yay it's the conclusion to the Chihuahua trilogy!
DD: Just who is Furanku Sinatura anyway?
I state again: does anyone else sense I dislike Chihuahuas? In my fics they are symbols of evil. So to all you Kurama-lovers here's yer revenge. Now take notes:
//blah-blah//=Furanku Sinatura speaking
(blah-blah)=thought. Also note the Mexican accent
Cell: Warnings: Move it out dog lovers.
Begin transmission
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The Chihuahua part 3
Kurama: *Scurrying through the streets* HIEI! WHERE ARE YOU?! YOU'VE GOTTA GET ME UN-CHIBI-FIED! *people stare at him* ...What?!
(At Kurama's house)
Hiei: *Piling flammable things in the living room* Must make Kurama miserable...must destroy house...destroy...
Furanku Sinatura: //Eeeeexcellent my boy excellent! We will make that fox-bitch's life a living hell!//
Hiei: Destroy...house...*lights flammables on fire*
Furanku: *Eyes get all big and watery* //Now dance around it singing "Whip it" in a toga!//
Hiei: *Grabs a blanket and makes a toga. Starts dancing around fire* When a problem comes along, you must whip it...
Furanku: //Man this is fun! Hey, he's good//
Hiei: Before the cream sits out too long, you must whip it...
Kurama: *Walks back in exhausted and still Chibi-fied. Sees fire and Hiei dancing* ...God's out to get me, I know it, I just know it...
Hiei: Into shape! Shape it up, get straight!
Kurama: ...Oh yes God's out to get me.
Hiei: Go forward, go ahead...
Kurama: ...HIEI WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU DOING GODD***IT?! I AM GONNA RIP YER BALLS OFF FOR THIS!!
Furanku: //You won't do a damned t'ing because he is MY slave! MIINE!//
Kurama: Who the hell are you?!
Hiei: You will never live it down, unless you whip it...
Furanku: //YOU ran over my bone!//
Kurama: Your bone? What bone?
Furanku: //Oh you remember...//
Kurama: Bone...
~~~*FLASHBACK*~~~
(Kurama's driving home from work)
Kurama: Damn 9-5 job...*runs over something* Ah! What was that?! *Jumps out of car while it's still moving at 80 mph* Oh damn...*chases after car*
Younger Furanku: *Whimpers and nudges bone*
Booming voice: CHIHUAHUA, DO YOU WANT REVENGE ON THE ONE WHO BROKE YOUR BONE?
Younger Furanku: *Barks*
BV: THEN I SHALL GIVE YOU MAGICAL POWERS THAT WILL ENABLE YOU TO DELIVER YOUR WRATH UPON THE KITSUNE!!
Younger Furanku: *Barks*
~~~*END FLASHBACK*~~~
Furanku: //And I have been searching for you for 3 years and now—HEY!//
Kurama: *Finishes putting fire out* You moron, every house should have at least one fire extinguisher. But anyway, let me get this straight: you've been searching for me for 3 years, out for blood, because I ran over you BONE?!
Furanku: What better reason is there?!
Kurama: *Beats shizznat out of dog then hangs him by his tail off the roof* Now to bring Hiei back...HIEI! HIEI! *Slaps him*
Hiei: *Continues dancing* Crack that whip!
Kurama: Great, now I'm stuck with THIS! *Eyes go all watery and wobbly. Pouts*
Hiei: *Goes back to normal* Ugh...what happened? Why the hell am I in a toga?!
Kurama: YAY! HIEI!
Hiei: ...What happened to you?
Kurama: I chibi-fied and now I'm stuck. Helllp...*runs around in circles*
Hiei: ...Just think bad thoughts.
Kurama: *Stops* Huh?
Hiei: Just think bad thoughts and you'll return to your normal size.
Kurama: ...Okay. *Thinks about massacring all slow drivers. Returns to normal size in 3 seconds*
Hiei: See? Toldja.
Kurama: Cool! Oh Hiei, I'm sorry fer kicking you out.
Hiei: *Chibi-fies* Rwewy?!
Kurama: ...Yeah.
Hiei: So I can stay?!
Kurama: Yes but under one condition though! No strange animals in the house!
Hiei: Okay! *Glomps Kurama*
Kurama: Off...of...me!!
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There you have it folks. An uneventful, quite predictable ending to the Chihuahua trilogy!
DD: Next: The Chihuahua part 4—just joking.
Cell: Next: Goldfish Where Art Thou
Review please!
Yay it's the conclusion to the Chihuahua trilogy!
DD: Just who is Furanku Sinatura anyway?
I state again: does anyone else sense I dislike Chihuahuas? In my fics they are symbols of evil. So to all you Kurama-lovers here's yer revenge. Now take notes:
//blah-blah//=Furanku Sinatura speaking
(blah-blah)=thought. Also note the Mexican accent
Cell: Warnings: Move it out dog lovers.
Begin transmission
_______________________________________________________________
The Chihuahua part 3
Kurama: *Scurrying through the streets* HIEI! WHERE ARE YOU?! YOU'VE GOTTA GET ME UN-CHIBI-FIED! *people stare at him* ...What?!
(At Kurama's house)
Hiei: *Piling flammable things in the living room* Must make Kurama miserable...must destroy house...destroy...
Furanku Sinatura: //Eeeeexcellent my boy excellent! We will make that fox-bitch's life a living hell!//
Hiei: Destroy...house...*lights flammables on fire*
Furanku: *Eyes get all big and watery* //Now dance around it singing "Whip it" in a toga!//
Hiei: *Grabs a blanket and makes a toga. Starts dancing around fire* When a problem comes along, you must whip it...
Furanku: //Man this is fun! Hey, he's good//
Hiei: Before the cream sits out too long, you must whip it...
Kurama: *Walks back in exhausted and still Chibi-fied. Sees fire and Hiei dancing* ...God's out to get me, I know it, I just know it...
Hiei: Into shape! Shape it up, get straight!
Kurama: ...Oh yes God's out to get me.
Hiei: Go forward, go ahead...
Kurama: ...HIEI WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU DOING GODD***IT?! I AM GONNA RIP YER BALLS OFF FOR THIS!!
Furanku: //You won't do a damned t'ing because he is MY slave! MIINE!//
Kurama: Who the hell are you?!
Hiei: You will never live it down, unless you whip it...
Furanku: //YOU ran over my bone!//
Kurama: Your bone? What bone?
Furanku: //Oh you remember...//
Kurama: Bone...
~~~*FLASHBACK*~~~
(Kurama's driving home from work)
Kurama: Damn 9-5 job...*runs over something* Ah! What was that?! *Jumps out of car while it's still moving at 80 mph* Oh damn...*chases after car*
Younger Furanku: *Whimpers and nudges bone*
Booming voice: CHIHUAHUA, DO YOU WANT REVENGE ON THE ONE WHO BROKE YOUR BONE?
Younger Furanku: *Barks*
BV: THEN I SHALL GIVE YOU MAGICAL POWERS THAT WILL ENABLE YOU TO DELIVER YOUR WRATH UPON THE KITSUNE!!
Younger Furanku: *Barks*
~~~*END FLASHBACK*~~~
Furanku: //And I have been searching for you for 3 years and now—HEY!//
Kurama: *Finishes putting fire out* You moron, every house should have at least one fire extinguisher. But anyway, let me get this straight: you've been searching for me for 3 years, out for blood, because I ran over you BONE?!
Furanku: What better reason is there?!
Kurama: *Beats shizznat out of dog then hangs him by his tail off the roof* Now to bring Hiei back...HIEI! HIEI! *Slaps him*
Hiei: *Continues dancing* Crack that whip!
Kurama: Great, now I'm stuck with THIS! *Eyes go all watery and wobbly. Pouts*
Hiei: *Goes back to normal* Ugh...what happened? Why the hell am I in a toga?!
Kurama: YAY! HIEI!
Hiei: ...What happened to you?
Kurama: I chibi-fied and now I'm stuck. Helllp...*runs around in circles*
Hiei: ...Just think bad thoughts.
Kurama: *Stops* Huh?
Hiei: Just think bad thoughts and you'll return to your normal size.
Kurama: ...Okay. *Thinks about massacring all slow drivers. Returns to normal size in 3 seconds*
Hiei: See? Toldja.
Kurama: Cool! Oh Hiei, I'm sorry fer kicking you out.
Hiei: *Chibi-fies* Rwewy?!
Kurama: ...Yeah.
Hiei: So I can stay?!
Kurama: Yes but under one condition though! No strange animals in the house!
Hiei: Okay! *Glomps Kurama*
Kurama: Off...of...me!!
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There you have it folks. An uneventful, quite predictable ending to the Chihuahua trilogy!
DD: Next: The Chihuahua part 4—just joking.
Cell: Next: Goldfish Where Art Thou
Review please!