DISCLAIMER: Does it look like anyone here owns Pokémon? Well no, sorry!

A/N: I gotta make this quick, my hands are freezing. The rating's gone up on this story and you'll understand after reading this, haha! Okay just read on, I'm too cold to type anymore.

It was another two hours or so before both Jessie and James along with Jack arrived, by which time Brock and his family had well settled in. The guys were keeping the kids entertained in the lounge as the girls set out the task of food preparation within the kitchen.

"So Jess, how's that new job of yours going?" Misty asked as she placed some candles on the cake situated on the table beside her.

"Pretty good thanks Mist, don't get me wrong, you get some pain in the ass co-workers as with any job, but can't complain about the salary" she explained. It was then Wilhelmina spoke up, confirming the party was about to begin.

"Ok Mist, that's everything, just gotta light those candles and those little darlings of yours are officially 7" she told her. Misty just shot her companion a grin.

"Yeah, thanks Will. Hey, where's Lisa anyways?"

"Oh as soon as we got here she raced away to find Flick, you know what those two are like, inseparable when they are together" Wilhelmina retorted. Jessie smirked.

"Yeah, kind of reminds me of you and Ash Mist, although in a non lesbian capacity" she teased. Misty just let out a laugh.

"So what you saying Jess? Are you telling me the youngest of my daughters has a impartial preference towards her own gender type or what?" Jessie shook her head in reply.

"No, not at all Mist, I just like to keep an open mind and cater for all sexual eccentricities and quirks" she explained. Misty picked up 2 plates and began her descent to the lounge, not before, however, leaving one more parting shot at her long time friend.

"Yeah, well I guess you would have to, considering some of the things your man wore as we were growing up!" And with that she exited the room. Jessie's mouth dropped open.

"That egotistical little cow!" she wailed in mock anger as Wilhelmina walked up beside her and let out a giggle.

"Hard to believe it isn't it Jess?" she asked.

"Huh? What you on bout, Will?"

"She's been through hell and back I don't know how many times, had 5 adorable kids, is involved in a love that will last a lifetime and yet…" Her tone fell silent. Jessie raised an eyebrow.

"Yet what?" Wilhelmina smirked.

"She's still got it!" she quipped as she skipped outta the room. Jessie blinked before grasping a hold of the situation.

"Oh real mature way a looking at things there, Will!!" She sighed in exasperation as she went in the direction her two friends had done seconds before hand.

"Ok guys, here ya go!" Ash announced, walking over to the seated Brock and James with three glasses in hand.

"What is it?" James asked reluctantly.

"Come now Jimmy boy, don't tell me you have not heard a grouch, the finest malt whisky around" Brock told him.

"Yup, guaranteed to put fire in your belly and hair on your tongue" Ash teased.

"Well I am game" James assured his two friends as he took a glass from Ash's hand. It was at this point Misty emerged from the kitchen and shot her husband a disapproving look.

"Ash! What the hell are you doing drinking at 11 in the morning?" she scowled. Ash thought for a moment.

"Um…toasting my kids" he replied, hoping that would bide him some time in terms of his wife's wrath. This, however, did not prove to be the case.

"What have I told you about drinking in front of the kids?" she reminded him as she placed the plates she had in her hand on the table situated near James and Brock as both Jessie and Wilhelmina entered the room.

"Um…well baby, not one for usually being a smart ass but do you see the kids here?" Ash retorted.

"He's got you there Mist" Brock chipped in as he took the other glass from Ash. Jessie scanned the scene.

"So where are they?" she asked.

"They all went to the park, told them to be back in 15 minutes so we can get the show on the road" Ash supplied. Misty smirked as she walked up and took her husband by the shoulders.

"And you being the ever loving father let them go to the park so they could have a good time, right?" she asked as she placed her arms around his neck.

"Uh…right" he stammered. Misty grinned as she closed the gap between them.

"Right" she mouthed just before locking lips with him. Seconds later a groan of what Brock and the others could only presume as pain escaped Ash's mouth as they saw that Misty had broken the kiss and held something much more vulnerable in her hand than that of Ash's neck. Needless to say the items in question were within a more southern region of his body.

"Now tell me honey, why did the kids go to the park?" she teased mockingly while keeping a strong secure grip.

"Um…Mist…um ….the guys and I wanted a drink…you got…. me …ok ….god dam it…let go!" he wailed. Misty let go and watched him sink to his knees beside her.

"There, the truth don't hurt honey" she mocked as she bent down and kissed his forehead. Brock and James could only sit there covering there own sensitive areas, thankful in the knowledge that thier wives would not stoop to such manipulation tactics to wheedle the truth out of either of them. Well, with regards to Brock he knew he was safe, due to Wilhelmina's high class upbringing. James, however, was not as convinced Jessie would not try the same as her younger companion though and found himself many a night sleeping with one eye open. And in retrospect both men knew that the water temptress would have now hesitation about turning her wrath on them should it be absolutely necessary. So here they were, sitting on the couch, hands covering their sensitive areas, eyes almost watering at the sight of what had just happened to their younger friend via his own wife, and all this when they where sober, for the two friends at this time trying to make sense of it all was like hell on earth.

By this time Ash had made it to his feet and was standing upright, awaiting yet more insults from Mist for lying but to his amazement none came. She just gave him his glass and tenderly kissed him before rejoining the girls at the other end of the room, who along with her made do with soft drinks at this time. Ash blinked.

"That's it?" he asked. His wife nodded. She smirked.

"I told you the day I said yes to your proposal that pain would come before pleasure in this thing" she reminded him. Ash scratched the back of his head.

"Really?" Misty raised an eyebrow.

"Yeah, why?

"Hmmm no reason, so where were you those 5 times anyways?" Brock and James could not contain their laughter as Misty shot holes through her husband via aqua eyes. Her expression softened as she remembered something.

"5? Gees baby, you have been busy, what was her name?" Ash blinked.

"What?" Misty, who realised she had her husband stumped, could only let out a laugh as her companions looked on in interest.

"As I recall we do have 5 kids, however only 3 acts of passion were performed to get them here" she explained. James had to do a double take before speaking up.

"Um, not one for breaking up heated topics of conversation, but my whisky is getting warm here" he announced, trying to revert the conversation from a less physical level. Brock then took a moment to scan his glass before adding.

"Yeah, and I need more ice in mine!" The 3 girls could only stare at their husbands and sigh with exasperation.

"Alright!" Jessie began. "But James Morgan, if you get liquored up so bad and are unable to perform your duties later…." James shook his head.

"Won't come to that Jess, did Mist not tell you they have invited us to stay for a couple a days." She eyed Misty.

"Yeah, thought the kids deserved a couple days together instead of a few hours" she explained. Jessie and Wilhelmina nodded.

"Yeah, ok sure, thanks Mist" Jessie added.

"You guys sure you got enough room?" Wilhelmina asked. Ash spoke up as he walked back from the kitchen with ice in hand.

"Yeah, don't worry Will, we will just convert the attic" Ash told her. It was then Misty spotted the item in question in Ash's hands.

"Honey? What's with the ice?" she cocked an eyebrow at him.

"Oh for god's sake!!!" he shouted in mocked anger as a laugh escaped his lips. "It's for the drinks Mist, I can solidly assure you that those have recovered" he told her.

"Um…. if you say so…". Ash then walked up and renewed both his own and Brock and James's glasses with fresh ice as Misty scanned the clock on the wall.

"Ash." Ash looked up. "The kids are late" she pointed out. Her tone went quiet as a sigh escaped her. Ash put the glass on the table next to him.

"Ok Mist, what you wanting?"

"Could you guys go round them up once you have your drinks?" Ash's eyes widened.

"Huh, Mist! I don't want to trudge all the way out there!" She approached him, giving him a heart-melting look as she did so.

"Please?" she asked tenderly as she encircled her arms around him. She paused as a thought came to mind. She smiled and leaned over and whispered her thought into his ear.

"If ya do, I'll…" That was all thier companions heard as her tone got quieter as she went on. Ash's head snapped back at what she had said. He immediately turned to his two other male companions.

"Right boys, down the hatch!!!" he told them as he picked up the glass as Brock and James compiled with Ash's demand. And with that the three friends downed the drink in question in one simultaneous movement. It took a moment for the alcohols attributes to stop taking it toll on the guys bodies, as a murk come to James lips.

"Hey Ash can I have another?" Jessie scowled.

"James!!!" Ash laughed.

"Sorry Jimmy, but both you, Brock and myself have got some kids to round up" he announced suddenly as he shot Misty a grin. Brock and James arose from the chairs they were in.

"She got to you again, huh man?" Brock asked. Wilhelmina shot Misty a smile.

"Wait ta go Mist, way to use you psychological visual tactics on your man!" Brock blinked and turned to James.

"What the hell are psychological visual tactics anyways?" James turned to Brock.

"Oh that is women code" James explained. Brock raised an eyebrow.

"For what?" he asked.

"Sex appeal" James told him. Brock's mouth gaped open.

"My god Jimmy boy, how the hell did you know - oh yeah, sorry man, forgot you were in touch with your feminine side while growing up" he teased. It was then Ash spoke up.

"Ok guys enough kidding around!" He paused. "God, good thing the kids weren't here, all that has been in direct talk the whole time while they were away is sex" he told the group around them.

"Well isn't that what Misty promised you?" Brock chipped in.

"BROCK!" his wife's raised tone rang throughout his eardrums. "That is none of your god dam business" she finished.

"Honey, the way I see it, if it's going to disrupting my sleeping pattern then it's my business" he told her as he went to the door and caught up with Ash and James.

"Man, she's got you hooked Ash" James mocked.

"True Jimmy boy, hooked ever since I was 10 years old and was hooked outta a river" he smiled at the memory. Brock mumbled something about Ash being a sap and how stressful the whole thing was for him and something else which the others were unable to pick up on. It was then Jessie broke her silence, reverting her comments to Brock as Ash and James exited the front door.

"Oh come on Brock! It's not like men haven't ever used sex to get what they want" she pointed out. Brock threw his hands over his head in exasperation.

"Jess! How the hell can we possibly use sex to get what we want? Sex is what we want!" And with that said he burst out the door to catch up with Ash and James, who had long since stop listening to him. The three girls could only stare at each other a moment until Wilhelmina shakily spoke up.

"Mist…" Misty cut her short.

"Away ahead of ya there Will, how many you want stuck in his cocoa?" she sighed.

"Two should do it" she confirmed. Jessie just looked at her two long time friends and sighed.

"I don't even want to know." With that all 3 girls just let out a laugh as they set about the task of awaiting their husbands and kids return so the celebrations could begin.

A/N: Next chapter up soon, I'm too cold, thank you for reading and we love reviews very very much! Haha, thanks a ton guys!