You Know This is a Bad Idea Right?
And I am back! Once again, I am tired.
Muses: So are the muses.
But this is what I get for suddenly getting inspiration at *checks clock* 2 in the a of m. Jeez, it's that early huh? Well anyway *whistles*
Hiei: What is it?!
Go hug our reviewers. Now.
Hiei: Why?
Because 1) you'll be out of a job 2) I'm going to hurt you and 3) I'm going to hurt you. Do it.
Hiei: ...*thinks*
Don't think do.
Hiei: Oh fine. *Hugs reviewers mumbling "am I nothing but a slut for your pleasure!?" *
Okiedokie! Now on to the fic—
Cell: Hold it, you forgot something!
What'd I forget?
DD: Da disclaimer!
Oh yeah. One of you do it.
DD: Disclaimer: *hisses* we own NOTHING. Do you hear me? NOOOTHING unless noted other wise.
Okay, anything else?
Cell: Just that this is part 2 of the New Years' trilogy.
Okay, now—
DD: Begin transmission
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Hiei Goes to Nashville (New Years Edition) pt.2
(Scene: Atlantic Ocean. The water is, like, 40 degrees)
Hiei: We have been swimming with nothing but drift wood to hold us up for 6 hours. 6. HOURS.
Kurama: I know, let's sing to pass the time! I need an easy friend[1]—
Hiei: I do—
Kurama: With an ear to lend—
Hiei: I do—
Kurama: Think you fit the shoe—
Hiei: I do—
Kurama: Won't you have a clue?
Hiei: ...Well?
Kurama: ...I forgot the other part.
Hiei: I would hurt you if I weren't so numb.
Kurama: And you need me!
Hiei: *Snort* How do you figure that?
Kurama: 1) you don't know where your going and 2) you neeeeeeeeeed me!
Hiei: ...I don't care if I don't know where I'm going and I don't "neeeeeeeeeed" you of all people!
Kurama: ...*Sniffle* I don't care what you say you need me because I'm your friend and you know it—
Hiei: Land—
Kurama: and if it weren't for me you would be dead—
Hiei: Land—
Kurama: And—*runs aground* why didn't you tell me there was land here.
Hiei: I did and if you would've shut your trap up for one second you'd realized I was talking to you! Now where are we?
Kurama: How should I know?
Hiei: Mr. I-know-so-much! You should know!
Kurama: Well there's only one way to find out! Walk!
Hiei: ...*Thinks* Ocean or walking wit Kurama...decisions, decisions...
(9:00 AM)
Kurama: We've...been walking...for 7 hours...
Hiei: ...
Kurama: Hiei? I remembered the rest of that song...
Hiei: ...
Kurama: *Sings* I'll take advantage while[2]—
Hiei: *Sings* You hang me out to dry—
Kurama: but I can't see you every night—
Hiei: For f—
(Big truck comes out of no where)
Hiei: Hey Kurama! We're on a ROAD!!
Kurama: Let's get off! *Jumps to the left*
Hiei: *Jumps to the right. Truck barely misses them*
Kurama: Hey look, it's a sign. *Reads* Welcome to California...hey Hiei, we're in California!
Hiei: Yay, how long till New York?
Kurama: Hm...on foot it'd take us.....a very, VERY long time.
Hiei: But not on foot?
Kurama: That's the problem we have no CHOICE but on foot...unless we find an Airport. I wonder what the nearest city is...*whips map out of nowhere*
Hiei: You have a map?! You KNEW where we WERE?!
Kurama: Actually no, but I just remembered I had a map!
Hiei: ....I am this close to killing you.
Kurama: But you n—
Hiei: What's the nearest city?!
Kurama: Oh, right. Hmm....Klamath Falls Oregon.
Hiei: How far is that?
Kurama: 200 miles east.
Hiei: ...And there's no city closer than that?
Kurama: Nope. We'll be walking for a bit.
Hiei: Great, why are we wasting time?!
(6 hours later)
Kurama: With the lights off[3]—
Hiei: It's less dangerous—
Kurama: Here we are now—
Hiei: Entertain us—
Kurama: I feel stupid—
Hiei: And contagious—hey we're there! Amen!
Kurama: Yeesh, now to see if they have an airport!
(Warning: Authoress has done no research on city of Klamath Falls so if anythings wrong, ignore it and move on with your life)
Kurama: Wow...it sure is...busy...!
Hiei: Indeed. Let us find an airport before I pass out from the heat.
Kurama: Okay...hmmm let's see...*walks west* usually most airports are found in the west...Hiei? *Looks around* Where'd he go?
Hiei: *Hot-wires an SUV* Be there in a sec...*crosses wires* AH HAHAHA! LIIIIVE! LIIIIIIIVE!
Kurama: ...Oh well, no one's driving it. *Tosses Hiei in the trunk and get's in driver's seat* Lets go then. *Speeds off*
Man who owned car: HEY! THAT'S MY DAUGHTER'S SUV!!
Kurama: Y'know Hiei, I have no clue where I'm going and this thing has no radio. Wanna pick up where we left off?
Hiei: Why not? We were almost done with the album.
Kurama: *Sings* Here we are now—
Hiei: *Sings from trunk* Entertain us—
(After 2 hours of driving)
Kurama: *Sings* You want it all but you can't have it[4]—
Hiei: *Sings* It's in your face but you can't grab it—
Kurama: *Stops singing* Hiei?
Hiei: What?
Kurama: Do you realize we've just gone through all 3 Nirvana albums including the last song they did, 2 Foo Fighters albums and now we're doing Faith No More. What the hell happened?
Hiei: I have no idea. And we should've found a damn airport by now!
Kurama: Yes, we should have—*double-takes* and we did! Huzzah, my driving skills have saved us again! *Pulls into Klamath Falls Airport*
Hiei: *Kurama takes him out of the trunk* Did you just say "huzzah"?
Kurama: Ugh, no this is no time to be an English teacher! Come on, we need to catch a plane! Onward young man, to New York!
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[1] [2] & [3] All songs by Nirvana for those who didn't know
[4] Does anyone remember that band Faith No More? They did that song "Epic" and that was an excerpt from the song. I'm probably the only one who remembers, but they WERE 1-hit wonders after all.
Heh-heh...another cliffie. I can't help it, it will all fall into place by the next chapter I promise! If it doesn't...that means I'm a liar and this will no longer be a trilogy.
Cell: Next: Part 3 (pray it's the final part)
DD: Review please!
And I am back! Once again, I am tired.
Muses: So are the muses.
But this is what I get for suddenly getting inspiration at *checks clock* 2 in the a of m. Jeez, it's that early huh? Well anyway *whistles*
Hiei: What is it?!
Go hug our reviewers. Now.
Hiei: Why?
Because 1) you'll be out of a job 2) I'm going to hurt you and 3) I'm going to hurt you. Do it.
Hiei: ...*thinks*
Don't think do.
Hiei: Oh fine. *Hugs reviewers mumbling "am I nothing but a slut for your pleasure!?" *
Okiedokie! Now on to the fic—
Cell: Hold it, you forgot something!
What'd I forget?
DD: Da disclaimer!
Oh yeah. One of you do it.
DD: Disclaimer: *hisses* we own NOTHING. Do you hear me? NOOOTHING unless noted other wise.
Okay, anything else?
Cell: Just that this is part 2 of the New Years' trilogy.
Okay, now—
DD: Begin transmission
_______________________________________________________________
Hiei Goes to Nashville (New Years Edition) pt.2
(Scene: Atlantic Ocean. The water is, like, 40 degrees)
Hiei: We have been swimming with nothing but drift wood to hold us up for 6 hours. 6. HOURS.
Kurama: I know, let's sing to pass the time! I need an easy friend[1]—
Hiei: I do—
Kurama: With an ear to lend—
Hiei: I do—
Kurama: Think you fit the shoe—
Hiei: I do—
Kurama: Won't you have a clue?
Hiei: ...Well?
Kurama: ...I forgot the other part.
Hiei: I would hurt you if I weren't so numb.
Kurama: And you need me!
Hiei: *Snort* How do you figure that?
Kurama: 1) you don't know where your going and 2) you neeeeeeeeeed me!
Hiei: ...I don't care if I don't know where I'm going and I don't "neeeeeeeeeed" you of all people!
Kurama: ...*Sniffle* I don't care what you say you need me because I'm your friend and you know it—
Hiei: Land—
Kurama: and if it weren't for me you would be dead—
Hiei: Land—
Kurama: And—*runs aground* why didn't you tell me there was land here.
Hiei: I did and if you would've shut your trap up for one second you'd realized I was talking to you! Now where are we?
Kurama: How should I know?
Hiei: Mr. I-know-so-much! You should know!
Kurama: Well there's only one way to find out! Walk!
Hiei: ...*Thinks* Ocean or walking wit Kurama...decisions, decisions...
(9:00 AM)
Kurama: We've...been walking...for 7 hours...
Hiei: ...
Kurama: Hiei? I remembered the rest of that song...
Hiei: ...
Kurama: *Sings* I'll take advantage while[2]—
Hiei: *Sings* You hang me out to dry—
Kurama: but I can't see you every night—
Hiei: For f—
(Big truck comes out of no where)
Hiei: Hey Kurama! We're on a ROAD!!
Kurama: Let's get off! *Jumps to the left*
Hiei: *Jumps to the right. Truck barely misses them*
Kurama: Hey look, it's a sign. *Reads* Welcome to California...hey Hiei, we're in California!
Hiei: Yay, how long till New York?
Kurama: Hm...on foot it'd take us.....a very, VERY long time.
Hiei: But not on foot?
Kurama: That's the problem we have no CHOICE but on foot...unless we find an Airport. I wonder what the nearest city is...*whips map out of nowhere*
Hiei: You have a map?! You KNEW where we WERE?!
Kurama: Actually no, but I just remembered I had a map!
Hiei: ....I am this close to killing you.
Kurama: But you n—
Hiei: What's the nearest city?!
Kurama: Oh, right. Hmm....Klamath Falls Oregon.
Hiei: How far is that?
Kurama: 200 miles east.
Hiei: ...And there's no city closer than that?
Kurama: Nope. We'll be walking for a bit.
Hiei: Great, why are we wasting time?!
(6 hours later)
Kurama: With the lights off[3]—
Hiei: It's less dangerous—
Kurama: Here we are now—
Hiei: Entertain us—
Kurama: I feel stupid—
Hiei: And contagious—hey we're there! Amen!
Kurama: Yeesh, now to see if they have an airport!
(Warning: Authoress has done no research on city of Klamath Falls so if anythings wrong, ignore it and move on with your life)
Kurama: Wow...it sure is...busy...!
Hiei: Indeed. Let us find an airport before I pass out from the heat.
Kurama: Okay...hmmm let's see...*walks west* usually most airports are found in the west...Hiei? *Looks around* Where'd he go?
Hiei: *Hot-wires an SUV* Be there in a sec...*crosses wires* AH HAHAHA! LIIIIVE! LIIIIIIIVE!
Kurama: ...Oh well, no one's driving it. *Tosses Hiei in the trunk and get's in driver's seat* Lets go then. *Speeds off*
Man who owned car: HEY! THAT'S MY DAUGHTER'S SUV!!
Kurama: Y'know Hiei, I have no clue where I'm going and this thing has no radio. Wanna pick up where we left off?
Hiei: Why not? We were almost done with the album.
Kurama: *Sings* Here we are now—
Hiei: *Sings from trunk* Entertain us—
(After 2 hours of driving)
Kurama: *Sings* You want it all but you can't have it[4]—
Hiei: *Sings* It's in your face but you can't grab it—
Kurama: *Stops singing* Hiei?
Hiei: What?
Kurama: Do you realize we've just gone through all 3 Nirvana albums including the last song they did, 2 Foo Fighters albums and now we're doing Faith No More. What the hell happened?
Hiei: I have no idea. And we should've found a damn airport by now!
Kurama: Yes, we should have—*double-takes* and we did! Huzzah, my driving skills have saved us again! *Pulls into Klamath Falls Airport*
Hiei: *Kurama takes him out of the trunk* Did you just say "huzzah"?
Kurama: Ugh, no this is no time to be an English teacher! Come on, we need to catch a plane! Onward young man, to New York!
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[1] [2] & [3] All songs by Nirvana for those who didn't know
[4] Does anyone remember that band Faith No More? They did that song "Epic" and that was an excerpt from the song. I'm probably the only one who remembers, but they WERE 1-hit wonders after all.
Heh-heh...another cliffie. I can't help it, it will all fall into place by the next chapter I promise! If it doesn't...that means I'm a liar and this will no longer be a trilogy.
Cell: Next: Part 3 (pray it's the final part)
DD: Review please!